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Title: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: Mr. Sensible on January 04, 2010, 12:00:21 PM
Fill it out and be creative.
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: jmar on January 04, 2010, 12:21:36 PM
(win by two touchdowns)

Arenas and enough offense
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 04, 2010, 12:32:16 PM
Go in cocky as hell and come out a loser.
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: Kaos on January 04, 2010, 12:39:49 PM
ass rape Texas

 :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: Jumbo on January 04, 2010, 01:31:22 PM
play
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: jadennis on January 04, 2010, 01:39:09 PM
ass rape Texas

 :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:



I'm afraid I agree with this.

But here are some things to remember:

Texas 34 vs. (9-4) Texas Tech 24
Texas 41 vs. (8-5) Missouri 7
Texas 41 vs. (9-4) Oklahoma State 14

Alabama 12 vs (7-6) Tennessee 10
Alabama 26 vs (8-5) Auburn 21 (last drive)

Total Offense:
Texas #16
Alabama #32

Scoring Offense:
Texas #3
Alabama #25

Total Defense:
Alabama #2
Texas #3

Scoring Defense:
Alabama #2
Texas #8

I left off that Alabama leads in net punting, turnover margin, rushing offense, etc.

So yeah... :puke:
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: ggraf71 on January 04, 2010, 02:09:31 PM
cart Terrance Cody off the field due to a massive heart attack induced by ingesting his own jheri curl juice
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: Kaos on January 04, 2010, 02:22:35 PM
cart Terrance Cody off the field due to a massive heart attack induced by ingesting his own jheri curl juice

+1 for spelling
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 04, 2010, 02:26:11 PM
cart Terrance Cody off the field due to a massive heart attack induced by ingesting his own jheri curl man juice

FIFY

"FAIL miserably". This will negate the Bamer approach to psychological warfare attempt by naming their visiting locker room "The Fail Room".

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-the-fail-room-fail.jpg (http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-the-fail-room-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: Birmingham on January 04, 2010, 02:40:55 PM
...will give me a reason to consume alcohol. 
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: RWS on January 04, 2010, 02:42:11 PM
I'm afraid I agree with this.

But here are some things to remember:

Texas 34 vs. (9-4) Texas Tech 24
Texas 41 vs. (8-5) Missouri 7
Texas 41 vs. (9-4) Oklahoma State 14

Alabama 12 vs (7-6) Tennessee 10
Alabama 26 vs (8-5) Auburn 21 (last drive)

Total Offense:
Texas #16
Alabama #32

Scoring Offense:
Texas #3
Alabama #25

Total Defense:
Alabama #2
Texas #3

Scoring Defense:
Alabama #2
Texas #8

I left off that Alabama leads in net punting, turnover margin, rushing offense, etc.

So yeah... :puke:
Well then shit, I guess Alabama didn't actually monkey stomp UF. Its not as simple as looking at statistics and saying "OK, this team should win."
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: War Eagle!!! on January 04, 2010, 02:43:57 PM
Well then shit, I guess Alabama didn't actually monkey stomp UF. Its not as simple as looking at statistics and saying "OK, this team should win."

You are a dumb ass...
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 04, 2010, 02:47:23 PM
"get phuked by the referees"

http://media.photobucket.com/image/Alabama%20FAIL/jgallego2/fail-owned-elephant-slide-f.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/image/Alabama%20FAIL/jgallego2/fail-owned-elephant-slide-f.jpg)
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 04, 2010, 02:53:50 PM
not have SEC referees
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: Jumbo on January 04, 2010, 03:03:07 PM
You are a dumb ass...
Post Of The Day..
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: GH2001 on January 04, 2010, 03:03:26 PM
Matchups really mean nothing anymore. If they did, then many games would have been lost that were won (i.e. - Tenn/Ole Miss, Ole Miss/Miss St, Fla/Arky, etc etc) .....Tenn and Auburn are both rivalry games for Bama, and I think Auburn and Tenn both played above their own heads both of those games, lots of emotion.

BTW JA, you left off Texas' close games with OU (they lose if Bradford doesnt get knocked out) and Neb (they lose if Neb has a normal kickoff or learns NOT to horsecollar tackle).
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: jadennis on January 04, 2010, 03:54:33 PM
Matchups really mean nothing anymore. If they did, then many games would have been lost that were won (i.e. - Tenn/Ole Miss, Ole Miss/Miss St, Fla/Arky, etc etc) .....Tenn and Auburn are both rivalry games for Bama, and I think Auburn and Tenn both played above their own heads both of those games, lots of emotion.

BTW JA, you left off Texas' close games with OU (they lose if Bradford doesnt get knocked out) and Neb (they lose if Neb has a normal kickoff or learns NOT to horsecollar tackle).

My point was that nearly everything points to Alabama winning, but that anything can happen (that's why I listed some good Texas wins and some questionable Alabama wins). 

Texas probably isn't 34 points better than Missouri, but they were that day.  Alabama is not a mere two points better than Tennessee, but they were on that day and had to block a field goal to do it. 

So my point was that Alabama should win, but both teams have shown they can play up and down, and even though Alabama is the better team, they are close enough that if Alabama plays their "Auburn" game instead of their "Florida" game, they will lose.


In the end, I  :puke: because I think they are likely to win.
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: RWS on January 04, 2010, 04:51:55 PM
My point was that nearly everything points to Alabama winning, but that anything can happen (that's why I listed some good Texas wins and some questionable Alabama wins). 

Texas probably isn't 34 points better than Missouri, but they were that day.  Alabama is not a mere two points better than Tennessee, but they were on that day and had to block a field goal to do it. 

So my point was that Alabama should win, but both teams have shown they can play up and down, and even though Alabama is the better team, they are close enough that if Alabama plays their "Auburn" game instead of their "Florida" game, they will lose.


In the end, I  :puke: because I think they are likely to win.
I can agree with that. I think we will come out with our Florida game. At least, I sure as hell hope so. Something tells me that Texas has something up their sleeve though.
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: Kaos on January 04, 2010, 04:55:54 PM
Back to the initial purpose of this thread...


"humiliate the state of Alabama with the appearance and behavior of its moronic fanbase"
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: No Huddle on January 04, 2010, 08:15:30 PM
win
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: The Prowler on January 04, 2010, 09:06:39 PM
lose the coin flip
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: Townhallsavoy on January 04, 2010, 09:34:21 PM
(not think about playing)
Title: Re: I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.
Post by: GH2001 on January 04, 2010, 10:35:52 PM
My point was that nearly everything points to Alabama winning, but that anything can happen (that's why I listed some good Texas wins and some questionable Alabama wins). 

Texas probably isn't 34 points better than Missouri, but they were that day.  Alabama is not a mere two points better than Tennessee, but they were on that day and had to block a field goal to do it. 

So my point was that Alabama should win, but both teams have shown they can play up and down, and even though Alabama is the better team, they are close enough that if Alabama plays their "Auburn" game instead of their "Florida" game, they will lose.


In the end, I  :puke: because I think they are likely to win.

I got ya JA ;)