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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Birmingham on December 29, 2009, 01:02:48 PM
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I thought they were both pretty good. That's how Cochran talks 24 hours a day, pure energy.
http://www.adph.org/fluandyou/Default.asp?id=3952 (http://www.adph.org/fluandyou/Default.asp?id=3952)
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He looks and sounds like a fucking lunatic. I am certainly glad he's representing your University.
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He looks and sounds like a phuking lunatic. I am certainly glad he's representing your University.
me too. He's an excellent S&C coach, we're very lucky.
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They're wearin' black because they're going to a mother fuckin' funeral.
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me too. He's an excellent S&C coach, we're very lucky.
He just needs a couple of years of Yoxercise...he will get there for yall.
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It's funny, Chizik says "flu vaccine" and not H1N1, the narrator/commentator says H1N1. I haven't had a flu vaccine since 1985 (military ETS) and I'm not about to start. I personally believe the immune system can take care of influenza without being influenced by a vaccine that may or may not help. I don't get vaccinated, ever.
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I haven't had a flu vaccine since 1985 (military ETS) .
And when they give you vaccinations, its for pretty much every freakin thing.
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It's funny, Chizik says "flu vaccine" and not H1N1, the narrator/commentator says H1N1. I haven't had a flu vaccine since 1985 (military ETS) and I'm not about to start. I personally believe the immune system can take care of influenza without being influenced by a vaccine that may or may not help. I don't get vaccinated, ever.
I don't get any of them either.
Althought, I don't believe the government is using them to plant nanobytes in my blood stream.
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I am certainly glad he's representing your University.
Well, that makes two of us. Saban certainly hasn't kept him around all this time because he's a shitty S&C coach.
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He looks and sounds like a fucking lunatic. I am certainly glad he's representing your University.
Joe Kines has a better voice, IMO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkNT28g6YBU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkNT28g6YBU#)
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It's funny, Chizik says "flu vaccine" and not H1N1, the narrator/commentator says H1N1. I haven't had a flu vaccine since 1985 (military ETS) and I'm not about to start. I personally believe the immune system can take care of influenza without being influenced by a vaccine that may or may not help. I don't get vaccinated, ever.
I know its non FB related, but ever notice how there's never an epidemic amongst those who DON'T get vaccinated? I'm with Jenny McCarthy on the anti-vaccine train.
On topic, Cochran wears Yox underwear to bed.
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It's funny, Chizik says "flu vaccine" and not H1N1, the narrator/commentator says H1N1. I haven't had a flu vaccine since 1985 (military ETS) and I'm not about to start. I personally believe the immune system can take care of influenza without being influenced by a vaccine that may or may not help. I don't get vaccinated, ever.
Got a flu vaccine back in 96 or so (first one ever) and got sick as hell with the flu not long after. That was the second time in my life I had the flu, the other time was when I was about 6 or 7 yrs old. I haven't had the flu since 96 and haven't taken a vaccine since.
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I know its non FB related, but ever notice how there's never an epidemic amongst those who DON'T get vaccinated? I'm with Jenny McCarthy on the anti-vaccine train.
On topic, Cochran wears Yox underwear to bed.
We've taken our 2 year old for shots, but we've done it on an alternative schedule, meaning, she's never gotten one of those "cocktail" shots with 10 things mixed together, and what she has gotten has been spread out on a longer term and at different intervals.
As for the epidemic situation....the thing is though, the reason we don't have epidemics of whooping cough, measles, and polio...things kids used to die from regularly. If everyone boycotted vaccines completely, we'd see those things reemerge and become deadly again. So I'm not for ignoring the vaccines (at least not all of them), but I'm also not for flooding a 1 year old's body with 500 foreign entities either (especially not ones mixed with things like mercury, etc).
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Kids aside. Vaccines are for pussies who are too fucking lazy to get asses out with the element, other than to walk to the car.
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Kids aside. Vaccines are for pussies who are too fucking lazy to get asses out with the element, other than to walk to the car.
This
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Kids aside. Vaccines are for pussies who are too phuking lazy to get asses out with the element, other than to walk to the car.
Well put.
Common sense be damned - wash hands, cover mouth, dont go out in the cold and rain underdressed, stay home when sick, load up on the good vits - Zinc, Vit C, echinacea, eat fruits and veggies, don't take a damn pill everytime you get a sniffle, etc etc........I agree with bottomfeeder. If you do all these normal things listed above, our immune systems are well equipped enough to fight off MOST foreign invaders. A while back, I was having back spasms from doing a little too much strenuous lifting the day before. The pain was unreal. Took some Tylox (generic for Oxycodone, Percocet). The side effects made me feel worse than the back pain did. As soon as the meds wore off, I simply put a heating pad to my back and rested. Much better method of treatment. Not sure I will ever ingest that shit again.
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Not enough nagging grannies around anymore, GH. May have been repeated over and over again but the thing is, it stuck.
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Well put.
Common sense be damned - wash hands, cover mouth, dont go out in the cold and rain underdressed, stay home when sick, load up on the good vits - Zinc, Vit C, echinacea, eat fruits and veggies, don't take a damn pill everytime you get a sniffle, etc etc........I agree with bottomfeeder. If you do all these normal things listed above, our immune systems are well equipped enough to fight off MOST foreign invaders. A while back, I was having back spasms from doing a little too much strenuous lifting the day before. The pain was unreal. Took some Tylox (generic for Oxycodone, Percocet). The side effects made me feel worse than the back pain did. As soon as the meds wore off, I simply put a heating pad to my back and rested. Much better method of treatment. Not sure I will ever ingest that shit again.
Chiropractor will solve that shit. And fix the sugar diabetes and cure you off the Wild Turkey.
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Chiropractor will solve that poop. And fix the sugar diabetes and cure you off the Wild Turkey.
What about my gambling and hooker addictions. Can they cure that?
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What about my gambling and hooker addictions. Can they cure that?
Scott Cochran can cure those.
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What about my gambling and hooker addictions. Can they cure that?
Damn skippy.
See, all your nerves run through your back, so if it's not aligned like a motherfucker all your signals are going to be crossed up.
Know how you get cancer? Yep. Your back ain't straight and the nerves get confused and cancer your ass right on up. Know how you get heart disease? Bingo. Confused nerves from the brain to the heart and back because your back is all crimped up.
I heard about a woman come to the chiropractor in July. She weighed 442 pounds, had the sugar diabetes, a goiter, asthma, a urinary infection and the stink butt because she couldn't reach around to wipe.
She got that fat back adjusted three times a week (billable to insurance at $55 per adjustment) and you should see her now.
She weighs 124, she's off the diabetes medicine, the goiter shrank, she can breathe without and inhaler, her pisser is pure and her ass smells like roses. She ran a marathon last week and then fucked three of the top four male finishers -- and didn't even get out of breath. She got a modeling contract, had three babies and didn't lose a bit of muscle tone. She's a living testament to the power of the chiro.
I'd love for you to talk to her, but her modeling contract took her out of the country. She's in Sweden right now doing a Swiss Miss commercial.
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Damn skippy.
See, all your nerves run through your back, so if it's not aligned like a motherphuker all your signals are going to be crossed up.
Know how you get cancer? Yep. Your back ain't straight and the nerves get confused and cancer your ass right on up. Know how you get heart disease? Bingo. Confused nerves from the brain to the heart and back because your back is all crimped up.
I heard about a woman come to the chiropractor in July. She weighed 442 pounds, had the sugar diabetes, a goiter, asthma, a urinary infection and the stink butt because she couldn't reach around to wipe.
She got that fat back adjusted three times a week (billable to insurance at $55 per adjustment) and you should see her now.
She weighs 124, she's off the diabetes medicine, the goiter shrank, she can breathe without and inhaler, her pisser is pure and her ass smells like roses. She ran a marathon last week and then phuked three of the top four male finishers -- and didn't even get out of breath. She got a modeling contract, had three babies and didn't lose a bit of muscle tone. She's a living testament to the power of the chiro.
I'd love for you to talk to her, but her modeling contract took her out of the country. She's in Sweden right now doing a Swiss Miss commercial.
Ok, that shit was funny K. For the record - I think Chiros are full of shit.
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Ok, that shit was funny K. For the record - I think Chiros are full of shit.
Back to the topic?
I finally saw both of these commercials. Chizik looks somewhat babboonish, but that is just his natural appearance. He's not comfortable in front of a camera and really struggles to look intelligent or interested. But his commercial was done professionally and made sense.
The Alabama guy? What a fucking fool. He looks and acts like a rabid chimpanzee. That commercial is an embarrassment to the entire state and everyone who lives here. It's on par with the worst of the screaming furniture store commercials from the 70s and 80s. All he needed was a cape and a crown and an EZ Credik!! sticker. What an absolute disgrace. What a fool.
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Damn skippy.
See, all your nerves run through your back, so if it's not aligned like a motherfucker all your signals are going to be crossed up.
Know how you get cancer? Yep. Your back ain't straight and the nerves get confused and cancer your ass right on up. Know how you get heart disease? Bingo. Confused nerves from the brain to the heart and back because your back is all crimped up.
I heard about a woman come to the chiropractor in July. She weighed 442 pounds, had the sugar diabetes, a goiter, asthma, a urinary infection and the stink butt because she couldn't reach around to wipe.
She got that fat back adjusted three times a week (billable to insurance at $55 per adjustment) and you should see her now.
She weighs 124, she's off the diabetes medicine, the goiter shrank, she can breathe without and inhaler, her pisser is pure and her ass smells like roses. She ran a marathon last week and then fucked three of the top four male finishers -- and didn't even get out of breath. She got a modeling contract, had three babies and didn't lose a bit of muscle tone. She's a living testament to the power of the chiro.
I'd love for you to talk to her, but her modeling contract took her out of the country. She's in Sweden right now doing a Swiss Miss commercial.
I take it you are still battling this?
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Kids aside. Vaccines are for pussies who are too fucking lazy to get asses out with the element, other than to walk to the car.
Ask Saniflush if he wishes he had gotten the vaccine.
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I take it you are still battling this?
Somewhat.
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Ask Saniflush if he wishes he had gotten the vaccine.
Too bad they don't make one for gonorrhea.
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Too bad they don't make one for gonorrhea.
again? damn!
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again? damn!
She said she was a virgin. Women don't lie.
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Too bad they don't make one for gonorrhea.
You can cure it with Chiro.
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You can cure it with Chiro.
I thought she was awesome, but I highly doubt María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Moquiere de les Esperades Santa Ana Romanguera y de la Najosa Rasten could cure teh gonorrhea.