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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Saniflush on November 23, 2009, 09:56:50 AM
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Saw this on another board and thought it was funny as hell.
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/HowTwilightShouldHaveEnded.jpg)
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Saw this on another board and thought it was funny as hell.
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/HowTwilightShouldHaveEnded.jpg)
YES...please someone end the insanity that is this movie. Nothing like seeing a bunch of grown women salivating over teenage vampires in love and dragging their men kicking and screaming to go see this shit. :puke:
If only people cared this much about things that actually mattered. :rolleyes:
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Saw this on another board and thought it was funny as hell.
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/HowTwilightShouldHaveEnded.jpg)
My wife goes ape shit for that fuckin' movie, had to see the movie opening night at 11:58 bought the tickets 1 month in advance.
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This is going on my Facebook.
Before the jokes come, remember how many women are on Facebook salivating over metrosexual vampires right now.
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Saw this on another board and thought it was funny as hell.
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/HowTwilightShouldHaveEnded.jpg)
I don't get it. I don't even know what this movie is about...
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I don't get it. I don't even know what this movie is about...
Basically they took a bunch of out of work Abercrombie & Fitch models and made a love story that has ghey vampires in it.
Now they have a second one with the out of work Gap models and they are ghey werewolves.
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Blade kills vampires
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Blade kills vampires
I wonder if he sucks the blood if he would get teh aids?
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I wonder if he sucks the blood if he would get teh aids?
Only if he sucks it directly from the scrotum.
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Since we are talking Marvel, I was watching X-Men Origins: Wolverine the other night and it got me thinking. So in the end we kind of find out that Wolverine could be killed if you chopped his head off.
So then why at the beginning of the movie when they are facing a firing squad and they don't die, wouldn't someone be like hey lets chop these motherfuckers heads off. I mean... it totally ruined the movie for me I hate when stories don't have that realistic continuity.
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Since we are talking Marvel, I was watching X-Men Origins: Wolverine the other night and it got me thinking. So in the end we kind of find out that Wolverine could be killed if you chopped his head off.
So then why at the beginning of the movie when they are facing a firing squad and they don't die, wouldn't someone be like hey lets chop these motherfuckers heads off. I mean... it totally ruined the movie for me I hate when stories don't have that realistic continuity.
Yes but did they posses that actual knowledge?
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Yes but did they posses that actual knowledge?
It would have been the next logical step for me. Besides bitches could have watched the movie.
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It would have been the next logical step for me. Besides bitches could have watched the movie.
The guy that makes that decision was out sick that day.
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Sweet Jeebus, my wife informed me last night that she wanted to go see this "New Moon/Blue Moon/Full Moon/What the fuck ever Moon" movie. She is all into the this twilight shit. I am still trying to figure out if this means I have to take her or she is going to go with some friends. I will have to figure out how I will get out of this.
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Sweet Jeebus, my wife informed me last night that she wanted to go see this "New Moon/Blue Moon/Full Moon/What the fuck ever Moon" movie. She is all into the this twilight shit. I am still trying to figure out if this means I have to take her or she is going to go with some friends. I will have to figure out how I will get out of this.
I would feign sickness if I were you. Tell her you got teh aids in the scrotum.
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I would feign sickness if I were you. Tell her you got teh aids in the scrotum.
Risk no blowjobs to not see the movie?
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Risk no blowjobs to not see the movie?
That or stake yourself in the heart beforehand.
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I would feign sickness if I were you. Tell her you got teh aids in the scrotum.
Now how do I explain that blade bit me in the sac? I think staking myself in the heart will be the best option here. Then again I may not have to go. I need to drop a hint about how she needs a "girls night out" before the baby gets here.
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Now how do I explain that blade bit me in the sac? I think staking myself in the heart will be the best option here. Then again I may not have to go. I need to drop a hint about how she needs a "girls night out" before the baby gets here.
That or tell her that she has to let you have teh butt sexes with her if you have to go.
That should solve that problem.
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I would feign sickness if I were you. Tell her you got teh aids in the scrotum.
(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn16/wesf9977/oh-snap-u-got-da-aids.jpg)
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That or tell her that she has to let you have teh butt sexes with her if you have to go.
That should solve that problem.
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Either way it's a win.
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That or tell her that she has to let you have teh butt sexes with her if you have to go.
That should solve that problem.
By god, this could be the best advice I have ever seen given on this board!
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By god, this could be the best advice I have ever seen given on this board!
I'm a problem solver man.
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I'm a problem solver man.
Cock of the walk, babe
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I got sucked into going to see this because she played the "do it for me" card. My wife promised it was supposed to be better then the first one and that werewolves and vampires were actually going to fight, so I thought at least there might be some violence and blood in this one. WRONG!!!!
The one time that some werewolves actually killed a vampire, they cut from the scene just as it was about to happen. Even later on in the movie when they flashed back to show what happened, it was just some 5 second slow motion clip in which there was still not violence or blood shown. The whole stupid movie was just some anemic, ugly teenage chick, who looks like she always has some type of buzz going on, moping around about her vampire boyfriend that he left her and some Native American dudes running around with their shirts off all the time. I dozed off a few times which probably prevented me from gouging my eyes out, because this move seemed to go on forever with no end in sight.
Even my wife had enough sense to apologize to me afterwards, realizing the freakin' movie was not as hyped. I told her next damn movie she is taking one of her chick friends or her sister.
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I got sucked into going to see this because she played the "do it for me" card. My wife promised it was supposed to be better then the first one and that werewolves and vampires were actually going to fight, so I thought at least there might be some violence and blood in this one. WRONG!!!!
The one time that some werewolves actually killed a vampire, they cut from the scene just as it was about to happen. Even later on in the movie when they flashed back to show what happened, it was just some 5 second slow motion clip in which there was still not violence or blood shown. The whole stupid movie was just some anemic, ugly teenage chick, who looks like she always has some type of buzz going on, moping around about her vampire boyfriend that he left her and some Native American dudes running around with their shirts off all the time. I dozed off a few times which probably prevented me from gouging my eyes out, because this move seemed to go on forever with no end in sight.
Even my wife had enough sense to apologize to me afterwards, realizing the freakin' movie was not as hyped. I told her next damn movie she is taking one of her chick friends or her sister.
Lay down the law beforehand.
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I got sucked into going to see this because she played the "do it for me" card. My wife promised it was supposed to be better then the first one and that werewolves and vampires were actually going to fight, so I thought at least there might be some violence and blood in this one. WRONG!!!!
The one time that some werewolves actually killed a vampire, they cut from the scene just as it was about to happen. Even later on in the movie when they flashed back to show what happened, it was just some 5 second slow motion clip in which there was still not violence or blood shown. The whole stupid movie was just some anemic, ugly teenage chick, who looks like she always has some type of buzz going on, moping around about her vampire boyfriend that he left her and some Native American dudes running around with their shirts off all the time. I dozed off a few times which probably prevented me from gouging my eyes out, because this move seemed to go on forever with no end in sight.
Even my wife had enough sense to apologize to me afterwards, realizing the freakin' movie was not as hyped. I told her next damn movie she is taking one of her chick friends or her sister.
My wife swears this movie is bad ass, I think the Goth chick is hott btw.
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I'd go see this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo62ifalWqM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo62ifalWqM#)