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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AUChizad on November 16, 2009, 11:06:59 AM
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I think we finally have a punt returner...
Demond Washington named SEC Special Teams Player of the Week.
http://blog.al.com/auburnbeat/2009/11/demond_washington_named_sec_sp.html (http://blog.al.com/auburnbeat/2009/11/demond_washington_named_sec_sp.html)
Demond Washington named SEC special teams player of the week
By Evan Woodbery
November 16, 2009, 9:04AM
AUBURN GEORGIA
Auburn defensive back Demond Washington was named the SEC's special teams player of the week Monday for his performance in Auburn's loss Saturday to Georgia.
The highlight of Washington's day was a 99-yard kickoff return for a touchdown.
The Tallassee native has been an immediate impact player for the Tigers since arriving from junior college.
"I'm really proud of the kid," Auburn coach Gene Chizik said. "He came in late and just kept working and working and working. Didn't matter where we put him, he just wanted to play football. Think about all the new roles he's assumed in the last two weeks."
Here's the SEC's rundown of his fantastic night....
• Washington accounted for a school record 202 kickoff return yards and 229 total return yards for Auburn in a 31-24 loss at Georgia.
• Following a Georgia TD early in the fourth quarter, Washington returned the ensuing kickoff 99 yards for a touchdown to tie the score at 24-24. The return was the sixth longest in school history.
• The 202 kickoff return yards and the 229 total return yards were both the fourth most in SEC single-game history.
• His 40.4 kickoff return average (5 KOR) is the second-best in SEC history for a single game (min. 4 returns).
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This article reminds me of something that happened in my life recently...
AWK was the best dressed person that got a ticket this morning on his way to work. :suicide:
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He still slap-fumbled that punt return.
Aye, aye, aye.
:bag:
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This article reminds me of something that happened in my life recently...
AWK was the best dressed person that got a ticket this morning on his way to work. :suicide:
Lawyer got a ticket?? Surely you jest.
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Lawyer got a ticket?? Surely you jest.
I jest not, Cops hate lawyers more than any other profession I have come to realize. I'm sure that's not true for all of them, but when they ask me what I do and I tell them, I always get the same response. Smirk on their face, as I'm sure they are thinking "I'm going to get this fucker good."
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This article reminds me of something that happened in my life recently...
AWK was the best dressed person that got a ticket this morning on his way to work. :suicide:
No one fucks with the blazer!
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I jest not, Cops hate lawyers more than any other profession I have come to realize. I'm sure that's not true for all of them, but when they ask me what I do and I tell them, I always get the same response. Smirk on their face, as I'm sure they are thinking "I'm going to get this phuker good."
Ok, someone answer this for me. Why do they always ask where you work or who your employer is? Is it really any of their business?
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Ok, someone answer this for me. Why do they always ask where you work or who your employer is? Is it really any of their business?
No, you don't have to answer and they have no right to ask it, they just want to know shit about you.
I will pay someone's speeding ticket if the next time they get pulled over, they video tape it, and tell the cop that their occupation is "drug lord."
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He still slap-fumbled that punt return.
Aye, aye, aye.
:bag:
And damn it the field wasn't wide open. He catches that on the run and BOOM!
Oh yeah. Quit throwing those little magnets out of the window and they won't pull you over......
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No, you don't have to answer and they have no right to ask it, they just want to know poop about you.
I will pay someone's speeding ticket if the next time they get pulled over, they video tape it, and tell the cop that their occupation is "drug lord."
I've heard much, much more creative.
"Where do you work?"
Male prostitute.
"Where you heading?"
Your grandmother's house.
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I've heard much, much more creative.
"Where do you work?"
Male prostitute.
"Where you heading?"
Your grandmother's house.
+4 :rofl:
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No, you don't have to answer and they have no right to ask it, they just want to know shit about you.
I will pay someone's speeding ticket if the next time they get pulled over, they video tape it, and tell the cop that their occupation is "drug lord."
I hope you had the brains to not tell him the truth. Tell him you're a court appointed guardian ad litem and you're late to a hearing where the lawyers are trying to fuck the kid out of his grandfather's police memorabilia collection.
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Ticket Attorney...that is all.
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I hope you had the brains to not tell him the truth. Tell him you're a court appointed guardian ad litem and you're late to a hearing where the lawyers are trying to phuk the kid out of his grandfather's police memorabilia collection.
I just tell them I am unemployed. I don't see where it is any of their business so I am not going to tell them. Now if he was worth a shit at all, he would have noticed that I have a Gov't and Contractors badge on a lanyard hanging from my rearview mirror, the laptop bag in the passenger floorboard and that I am dressed nice.
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So...I'm guessing that Jihad Warrior would not be a good answer either?
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I really just wanted to fucking go to work, as lame as that sounds. The cop said "I left you off the hook this time." ... By giving me a fucking ticket???
Thanks Mother Teresa, you are a hero. I guess he had the urge to murder me on sight but found it in his heart to let me go today.
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I really just wanted to phuking go to work, as lame as that sounds. The cop said "I left you off the hook this time." ... By giving me a phuking ticket???
Thanks Mother Teresa, you are a hero. I guess he had the urge to murder me on sight but found it in his heart to let me go today.
Come on now. Cops don't want to murder you on sight. Drag your three piece suit wearing, child abuser loving ass, out the driver side window of your sporty little over priced foreign bullpoop car and beat you within a phuking nanometer of your life, while burying a 36 inch ASP retractable baton elbow deep up your ass as a mortal kombat finishing move? Maybe. But saying they want to murder you is just being dramatic.
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Come on now. Cops don't want to murder you on sight. Drag your three piece suit wearing, child abuser loving ass, out the driver side window of your sporty little over priced foreign bullpoop car and beat you within a phuking nanometer of your life, while burying a 36 inch ASP retractable baton elbow deep up your ass as a mortal kombat finishing move? Maybe. But saying they want to murder you is just being dramatic.
Sorry attorney friends...but.... :haha:
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I really just wanted to fucking go to work, as lame as that sounds. The cop said "I left you off the hook this time." ... By giving me a fucking ticket???
Thanks Mother Teresa, you are a hero. I guess he had the urge to murder me on sight but found it in his heart to let me go today.
Be thankful. He was more than likely restraining his urge to monkey stomp your ass and tase you in the balls.
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Be thankful. He was more than likely restraining his urge to monkey stomp your ass and tase you in the balls.
Yes, the previous two posts by Argo and RWS definitely debunk the stereotypes that cops were the kids that got picked on in High School...and now they use their badge to make up for their inadequacies.
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Yes, the previous two posts by Argo and RWS definitely debunk the stereotypes that cops were the kids that got picked on in High School...and now they use their badge to make up for their inadequacies.
We've got Shrfff's, police dispatchers and attorneys about to get after it in here.
I like where this is heading... :popcorn:
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Yes, the previous two posts by Argo and RWS definitely debunk the stereotypes that cops were the kids that got picked on in High School...and now they use their badge to make up for their inadequacies.
Too bad you didn't purchase this option with your car.
http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/3qt.htm (http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/3qt.htm)
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Too bad you didn't purchase this option with your car.
http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/3qt.htm (http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/3qt.htm)
I'll take two please.
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Too bad you didn't purchase this option with your car.
http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/3qt.htm (http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/3qt.htm)
Trunkmonkey ads are teh classics. :vn:
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Trunkmonkey ads are teh classics. :vn:
I thought I had seen all of them but had never seen the alien one.
"I don't do probes"
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Yes, the previous two posts by Argo and RWS definitely debunk the stereotypes that cops were the kids that got picked on in High School...and now they use their badge to make up for their inadequacies.
I don't think I would call it a hatred, but the friction between cops and defense attornies comes from cops putting a total piece of shit in jail for say, beating the shit out of his wife or kid, and defense attornies actually defending that. While it is a professional thing, and while the attorney might even think his own client is guilty, its still a matter of an attorney trying to make a case that a cop was wrong for putting somebody in jail for beating his wife or kids.
We certainly have a few guys that had to have been picked on in school....alot. You're going to have that everywhere. I don't think thats a large majority of cops, though. But hey, you could have simply not broken the law, and we wouldn't even be having this conversation. Situations like this are why I joined the "Instead of fuck the police, how about you just don't break the law, retard" group on Facebook.
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I don't think I would call it a hatred, but the friction between cops and defense attornies comes from cops putting a total piece of shit in jail for say, beating the shit out of his wife or kid, and defense attornies actually defending that. While it is a professional thing, and while the attorney might even think his own client is guilty, its still a matter of an attorney trying to make a case that a cop was wrong for putting somebody in jail for beating his wife or kids.
We certainly have a few guys that had to have been picked on in school....alot. You're going to have that everywhere. I don't think thats a large majority of cops, though. But hey, you could have simply not broken the law, and we wouldn't even be having this conversation. Situations like this are why I joined the "Instead of fuck the police, how about you just don't break the law, retard" group on Facebook.
Yeah, I'm not a defense attorney though. I just don't like the way some cops attempt to screw people because of the lack of knowledge of their legal rights.
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Yeah, I'm not a defense attorney though. I just don't like the way some cops attempt to screw people because of the lack of knowledge of their legal rights.
Well in the cops defense they probably don't know the person's rights either.
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Don't mess with Lawyers.....
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him
out of 10 million bucks.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to
testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million,
he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is that
he embezzled from me."
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is..
Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are
talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and says, "Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Enzo signs back, "OK. You win!
The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin
Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !"
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger.."
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Well in the cops defense they probably don't know the person's rights either.
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Well in the cops defense they probably don't know the person's rights either.
Fact.
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Yes, the previous two posts by Argo and RWS definitely debunk the stereotypes that cops were the kids that got picked on in High School...and now they use their badge to make up for their inadequacies.
It's all business.
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I jest not, Cops hate lawyers more than any other profession I have come to realize. I'm sure that's not true for all of them, but when they ask me what I do and I tell them, I always get the same response. Smirk on their face, as I'm sure they are thinking "I'm going to get this fucker good."
While true for the most part...just being nice to them usually works pretty good. Still there are some that will write their own mother. Cops are not widely known to hate nurses either...in fact most like them and give them a pass...one, actually a couple recently wrote a nurse friend of mine. So don't feel so bad...it may not be personal.
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Ok, someone answer this for me. Why do they always ask where you work or who your employer is? Is it really any of their business?
They can ask you anything...you're only obligated to give them your name (or other info necessary to reasonably ID you) and a good address. If you answer the other questions, you do so voluntarily.
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I don't think I would call it a hatred, but the friction between cops and defense attornies comes from cops putting a total piece of shit in jail for say, beating the shit out of his wife or kid, and defense attornies actually defending that. While it is a professional thing, and while the attorney might even think his own client is guilty, its still a matter of an attorney trying to make a case that a cop was wrong for putting somebody in jail for beating his wife or kids.
We certainly have a few guys that had to have been picked on in school....alot. You're going to have that everywhere. I don't think thats a large majority of cops, though. But hey, you could have simply not broken the law, and we wouldn't even be having this conversation. Situations like this are why I joined the "Instead of fuck the police, how about you just don't break the law, retard" group on Facebook.
The friction between cops and defense attorneys generally comes from the cop's lack of knowledge of Constitutional Rights, or belief that the people they arrest have none.