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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on October 19, 2009, 11:36:24 AM

Title: Confession...
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 19, 2009, 11:36:24 AM
Ok - confession.

This was my fault.

I have this awesome Auburn purse that I have carried every single day during the season for the last three years, even though it matches NOTHING I am wearing except on Friday or Saturday.

Last Tuesday, I swapped purses for a brown one because I was going somewhere that was a bit dressy. I figured "It's ok - it's KENTUCKY!!"

And we shit the bed on Saturday.  Kind of the same shade as my purse.

Also - I was not home for the game - was at the golf tourny.  Two weeks in a row, I have not watched the game live.  Tivo'd them both.  Two weeks in a row, we shit the bed.

It's my fault.

Because, as everyone knows, it is all about me...

So who else fucked up their personal traditions this weekend???  I know there are others out there...
Title: Re: Confession...
Post by: AUChizad on October 19, 2009, 11:45:35 AM
I switched from my Mesh coach's polo that I've worn all year to a rugby-style long-sleeve shirt.

I mean, it was fuckin cold out there.

Plus, I thought the mesh shirt was tainted when I watched Arkansas rape us as I was wearing it...
Title: Re: Confession...
Post by: Birmingham on October 19, 2009, 11:48:39 AM
After last season I would've thrown the damn thing away.  Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Confession...
Post by: AWK on October 19, 2009, 11:54:41 AM
After last season I would've thrown the damn thing away.  Just sayin'.
Unlike Alabama fans, we have these inventions called washing machines.
Title: Re: Confession...
Post by: CCTAU on October 19, 2009, 12:02:31 PM
Since it was UK, I dressed in my son's team's colors (blue like UK) instead of wearing my traditional all orange to attend his game at 11:00.

Won't do it again.
Title: Re: Confession...
Post by: Birmingham on October 19, 2009, 12:05:23 PM
Unlike Alabama fans, we have these inventions called washing machines.

I was referring to Wench's lucky purse.  After last season I would have come to the realization there wasn't a damn thing lucky about it.
Title: Re: Confession...
Post by: Godfather on October 19, 2009, 12:17:03 PM
I watched the game at a bammers house.

:fail:

for the win
Title: Re: Confession...
Post by: AWK on October 19, 2009, 12:33:56 PM
I was referring to Wench's lucky purse.  After last season I would have come to the realization there wasn't a damn thing lucky about it.
Ah, well I was just venting.

Chris Todd has a horseshoe, but it's not lucky, and is currently up his ass.
Title: Re: Confession...
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 19, 2009, 12:38:00 PM
Chris Todd has a horseshoe, but it's not lucky, and is currently up his ass.
Sideways.
Title: Re: Confession...
Post by: djsimp on October 19, 2009, 12:45:31 PM
Sideways.

with the horses leg still attached.
Title: Re: Confession...
Post by: ibelonginprison on October 19, 2009, 01:12:44 PM
with the horses leg still attached.

And the horse is still running.
Title: Re: Confession...
Post by: ssgaufan on October 19, 2009, 01:24:55 PM
I can't find the new Auburn shirt that I bought for this year.  It's been missing the last two weeks.  I think my wife knows what happened to it, but won't tell me.
Title: Re: Confession...
Post by: Saniflush on October 19, 2009, 01:25:53 PM
And the horse is still running.

You're full of shit. 

If this were true he would be faster.
Title: Re: Confession...
Post by: djsimp on October 19, 2009, 02:12:25 PM
Such fast horses I have never seen dudes :-) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoYXrxO2giU#)
Title: Re: Confession...
Post by: The Prowler on October 20, 2009, 07:08:09 PM
I sat naked in my bean bag eating cheetos and drinking Coke....The first five games I ate Doritos and drank Dr. Pepper.  I didn't think about it, until just now.....Damn, sorry guys.