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Title: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: The Prowler on October 04, 2009, 03:43:50 PM
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Birmingham
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True Tide fan standing on ROCKY TOP
Yesterday, 10:54 AM
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I'm pulling like hell for you guys today. I hope you shed your demons and find 21 points in this game because I believe your defense will make that be enough. That's the goal I'm hoping Tennessee achieves today. Find 21 points. Doesn't matter how you find them. Eric Berry, Hardesty, Brown, hell... Crompton. 21 points. Monte's D will have them dancing in the streets if 21 is put on the board.

GO VOLS, BRING THEM PAIN TODAY, BRING THEM HELL!!!

Roll Tide!

Final Score
Tennessee 21
Auburn 17

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LOL...So can we count on you to stand on the mountain top for us when we destroy your team's hopes and dreams?

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You jest but you have no idea how much respect I have for the 3rd Saturday in October. Bragging for a year is great but a historically competitive nail biter between the orange and crimson goes down in the books.

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Quote:Originally Posted by Behr1213  
It's your hatred for auburn, that brings this support for the Vols. I'll take it, but I don't like it.

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Guess you've never read any of my posts. I have more love for this state than any in the country. I love the state of Tennessee and every single piece of it. I'm the biggest Alabama fan I know but don't think for a second I don't respect the hell out of the Tennessee football program. That doesn't mean I always want them to win their games but it couldn't be further from the motivations you've defined as well.

http://www.volnation.com/forum/tennessee-vols-football/81220-true-tide-fan-standing-rocky-top.html (http://www.volnation.com/forum/tennessee-vols-football/81220-true-tide-fan-standing-rocky-top.html)
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 04, 2009, 03:53:13 PM
Birmingham, the proud university of Phoenix student, is a dirty volunteer cock sucker.
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: Kaos on October 04, 2009, 04:08:02 PM
More sadness emanating from Prowler. 

Attack the point, Prowler.  Not the man.  This makes YOU look weak and foolish.   

Just saying.
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: Birmingham on October 04, 2009, 04:14:42 PM
Questions about me wanting Tennessee to beat Auburn.
1)  Why does this surprise you?
2)  Why would I not want a team from the SEC West to lose?
3)  Why did this merit its own thread?
4)  Why are you following me around the internet?
5)  Why haven't you given me a reason to expect more than this from you.
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: Argo on October 04, 2009, 04:17:06 PM
Damn.  I feel like I just read a ProudTiger thread.
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: boartitz on October 04, 2009, 04:21:44 PM
I visit opponents sites during ball games. I'll be here next Saturday morning, good lord willing and the creek don't rise. It is raining like hell here now.
Ham, woopig and hogville are the main Arkansas sites. You'll get a great post response at hogville. Woopig will probably tell you to slam your dick in a screen door and go die in a fire.
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Post by: Birmingham on October 04, 2009, 04:26:52 PM
I visit opponents sites during ball games. I'll be here next Saturday morning, good lord willing and the creek don't rise. It is raining like hell here now.
Ham, woopig and hogville are the main Arkansas sites. You'll get a great post response at hogville. Woopig will probably tell you to slam your tool in a screen door and go die in a fire.

I don't go set up accounts on whoever's playing Auburn on a particular week.  I post regularly on VolNation.  There's a cigar forum I post on and 2 or 3 sports forums and VolNation is one of them.  I did however get banned last year from an Arkansas forum the day before our game.  It was hogville for what its worth.
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: boartitz on October 04, 2009, 04:30:33 PM
I don't go set up accounts on whoever's playing Auburn on a particular week.  I post regularly on VolNation.  There's a cigar forum I post on and 2 or 3 sports forums and VolNation is one of them.  I did however get banned last year from an Arkansas forum the day before our game.  It was hogville for what its worth.
They are pussies like that. You won't get banned at woopig.
I had fun reading the meltdown on an aggie board last night.
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 04, 2009, 04:52:54 PM
 

Attack the point, Prowler.  Not the man.  This makes YOU look weak and foolish.   

Holy shit.  :doh:   

Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: The Prowler on October 04, 2009, 04:53:38 PM
More sadness emanating from Prowler. 

Attack the point, Prowler.  Not the man.  This makes YOU look weak and foolish.   

Just saying.
Nope....I'm point out the sadness that is bammerham, in wishing/hoping that UT will beat Auburn, because he's scared that Auburn's offense IS actually that good and that the #8 Defense, coached by one of the greatest defensive minds in the history of football, Monte Kiffin, can't stop it.  He's just too big of a pussy to admit it.  Also, how many bammers do you know, that actually pull for UT, too...And, not just because they're playing Auburn?
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: Birmingham on October 04, 2009, 05:08:29 PM
Nope....I'm point out the sadness that is bammerham, in wishing/hoping that UT will beat Auburn, because he's scared that Auburn's offense IS actually that good and that the #8 Defense, coached by one of the greatest defensive minds in the history of football, Monte Kiffin, can't stop it.  He's just too big of a pussy to admit it.  Also, how many bammers do you know, that actually pull for UT, too...And, not just because they're playing Auburn?

You didn't answer the stalker questions but I didn't figure you would.

couple of points in the above quote:
1)  "wishing/hoping that UT will beat Auburn because he's scared that Auburn's offense IS actually good".  How does my hoping one way or the other effect any outcome one way or the other.  Out of fear Auburn was good, I cheered for Tennessee???  If I cheered for Auburn would in return Tennessee have been good?  WTF dude, you're losing control of yourself a bit.

2)  "he's just to big of a pussy to admit it"  Apparently you didn't look at my predictions post for the Arkansas vs Auburn game.  It doesn't surprise me that you ignore that I've stated Auburn looks very good on offense.  I said before the Tennessee game that we'd know a lot about Auburn afterwards.  Well now we know, the verdict is that they're very good.  Try to keep up and not let your agenda slow you down.

3)  "how many bammers do you know, that actually pull for UT, too...And, not just because they're playing Auburn?"  I pull for any "West" team to lose against a conference opponent.  I happen to have been raised with Vols fans and have a lot of respect for the school.

4)  Seriously, what the phuk's up with following me around the internet.  It's kind of faggy.  
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: The Prowler on October 04, 2009, 05:57:48 PM
Not following you, you fuckin' freak.  I had an "Inside Source" send me the link of a bammer fan that was pulling for UT and your handle was noticed.  I thought it would be hilarious to see your reaction, nice to see that Kaos has your back.  It still doesn't matter though, we beat UT worse than the score indicates.  Auburn basically drove the ball at will on the #8 Defense in the Country.....scared yet? LOL
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Post by: Birmingham on October 04, 2009, 06:01:22 PM
Stalker
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Post by: ibelonginprison on October 04, 2009, 06:07:46 PM
More sadness emanating from Prowler. 

Attack the point, Prowler.  Not the man.  This makes YOU look weak and foolish.   

Just saying.

Jesus may love you... the rest of us think you should STFU.    :bc:
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Post by: boartitz on October 04, 2009, 06:11:45 PM
Not following you, you fuckin' freak.  I had an "Inside Source" send me the link of a bammer fan that was pulling for UT and your handle was noticed.  I thought it would be hilarious to see your reaction, nice to see that Kaos has your back.  It still doesn't matter though, we beat UT worse than the score indicates.  Auburn basically drove the ball at will on the #8 Defense in the Country.....scared yet? LOL
If you don't want to be seen, don't post on the internet.
There's like a bunch of folks that use it nowadays.
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: Birmingham on October 04, 2009, 06:13:51 PM
If you don't want to be seen, don't post on the internet.
There's like a bunch of folks that use it nowadays.

I'm an attention whore, I don't mind that he noticed.
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: boartitz on October 04, 2009, 06:15:32 PM
I'm an attention whore, I don't mind that he noticed.
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 04, 2009, 06:43:05 PM
How is what the inbred bammer dipshit did any different than what I (or many other Auburn fans do) every week?  I would pull for Charles Manson Serial Killer U if they were playing bammer. So he wants AU to lose?  BFD - so he hates us more than TN. He DOES live amongst the hillbilly bretheren.

I don't get what the big deal is.   
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: boartitz on October 04, 2009, 06:45:57 PM
How is what the inbred bammer dipshit did any different than what I (or many other Auburn fans do) every week?  I would pull for Charles Manson Serial Killer U if they were playing bammer. So he wants AU to lose?  BFD - so he hates us more than TN. He DOES live amongst the hillbilly bretheren.

I don't get what the big deal is.   
We have testicles. Don't pretend that you are like us.
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: Birmingham on October 04, 2009, 06:50:38 PM
We have testicles. Don't pretend that you are like us.

However, I can with certainty say she can pee standing up.
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 04, 2009, 06:51:38 PM
We have testicles. Don't pretend that you are like us.
Believe me when I tell you I would NEVER pretend something like that. Why would I want my brain between my legs?
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Post by: Tiger Wench on October 04, 2009, 06:54:06 PM
However, I can with certainty say she can pee standing up.
I can do lots of things standing up. 

Have the stilletto marks on your ass healed yet?  I miss my favorite doormat.   
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: Birmingham on October 04, 2009, 06:55:24 PM
Believe me when I tell you I would NEVER pretend something like that. Why would I want my brain between my legs?


(insert joke about Wench not minding her brain being between my legs.)
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Post by: boartitz on October 04, 2009, 06:56:34 PM
Believe me when I tell you I would NEVER pretend something like that. Why would I want my brain between my legs?

It's fun.
God gave us two heads and only enough blood to run them one at a time.
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: The Prowler on October 04, 2009, 06:58:34 PM
(insert joke about Wench not minding her brain being between my legs.)
:rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 04, 2009, 07:08:20 PM
(insert joke about Wench not minding her brain being between my legs.)
that's definitely a joke, considering what's actually between your legs. I hate bringing a magnifying glass to bed.
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Post by: The Prowler on October 04, 2009, 07:09:18 PM
that's definitely a joke, considering what's actually between your legs.
***Oh SNAP***
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Post by: Birmingham on October 04, 2009, 07:15:41 PM
that's definitely a joke, considering what's actually between your legs. I hate bringing a magnifying glass to bed.

Well I had more before you went down there.  You need to learn to be careful.  I swear you could suck start a Harley.
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: Tiger Wench on October 04, 2009, 07:19:55 PM
Well I had more before you went down there.  You need to learn to be careful.  I swear you could suck start a Harley.
Leave it to you to complain. Like you have anything to compare to.
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Post by: boartitz on October 04, 2009, 07:22:05 PM
Well I had more before you went down there.  You need to learn to be careful.  I swear you could suck start a Harley.
Lame. You need to play up to the opponents, not down.
Volnation shit does not work here. Tougher audience.
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Post by: Birmingham on October 04, 2009, 07:25:04 PM
Lame. You need to play up to the opponents, not down.
Volnation poop does not work here. Tougher audience.

I thought that was solid B+/A-.  I definitely thought it was playing at least even with "I hate bringing a magnifying glass to bed."
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Post by: Catphish Tilly on October 04, 2009, 07:33:29 PM


ill be damn titz, you really do favor jimmy buffet.
Title: Re: "An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)
Post by: Birmingham on October 04, 2009, 07:34:19 PM
ill be damn titz, you really do favor jimmy buffet.

There's two t's in Buffett and don't you ever dick something like that up again.
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Post by: boartitz on October 04, 2009, 07:40:36 PM
ill be damn titz, you really do favor jimmy buffet.
That ain't me. There are some pics of me on the innerwebs, but you have to dig deep from friends of friends to find them. I have caught bigger crappie. If you find the friends of friends deal, you will see.,
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Post by: Kaos on October 04, 2009, 08:32:53 PM
Jesus may love you... the rest of us think you should STFU.    :bc:

Your 64th post doesn't qualify you to speak for anyone except the drunk midget I saw at the Baldwin County fair who was exclaiming over the size of them damn dogs (which were actually wolves).  And you can only speak for him on Tuesdays. 

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Post by: ibelonginprison on October 04, 2009, 08:48:51 PM
Oh... I get it.  Post count.  Well, since you have 5,000....

(http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/huge_e_penis.jpg)
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Post by: RWS on October 04, 2009, 08:58:39 PM
Wow, somebody needed to feel good about themselves today.
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Post by: Kaos on October 04, 2009, 09:00:56 PM
Oh... I get it.  Post count.  Well, since you have 5,000....



Great.  Another dumbass.  Just what this board needed.  Welcome! 

And for the record, my A - Z penis is pretty honking big, too. 
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 04, 2009, 10:21:31 PM
Oh... I get it.  Post count.  Well, since you have 5,000....

(http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/huge_e_penis.jpg)

 :bugs:
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Post by: ibelonginprison on October 04, 2009, 10:23:08 PM

And for the record, my A - Z penis is pretty honking big, too. 

You're not making a whole lot of sense... so here's a baby in a watermelon.

(http://i38.tinypic.com/1zpp6wg.jpg)
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2009, 10:26:25 PM
You're not making a whole lot of sense... so here's a baby in a watermelon.

(http://i38.tinypic.com/1zpp6wg.jpg)

Much better than  bunny with a pancake on it's head.
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Post by: Argo on October 04, 2009, 10:44:18 PM
Much better than  bunny with a pancake on it's head.

Says you.  Placing a baby, who barely has movement of it's limbs, in a watermelon isn't nearly as impressive as getting that rabbit to sit there with a pancake on it's head. 

Aside from that, babies are "cute" in anything.  People look for dumb shit to place babies in for photo purposes. 

Who in the hell decides after cooking pancakes, that it'll be cool to stick a few on a rabbit's head?  A fucking genius.
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Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 04, 2009, 10:47:42 PM
Says you.  Placing a baby, who barely has movement of it's limbs, in a watermelon isn't nearly as impressive as getting that rabbit to sit there with a pancake on it's head. 

Aside from that, babies are "cute" in anything.  People look for dumb shit to place babies in for photo purposes. 

Who in the hell decides after cooking pancakes, that it'll be cool to stick a few on a rabbit's head?  A fucking genius.

I like where this thread is heading.  :vn:
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2009, 10:54:30 PM
It's not easy but...

bunny with a pancake on it's head (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdRz2oTjCog#)
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Post by: BZ770 on October 04, 2009, 11:33:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy7p2ZU9xi8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy7p2ZU9xi8)




True Talent
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Post by: AUChizad on October 04, 2009, 11:51:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy7p2ZU9xi8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy7p2ZU9xi8)




True Talent
That is what is commonly referred to as the "Nolia Clap".
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Post by: Come Honor Face on October 05, 2009, 02:37:50 AM
WTF happened to this thread?
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Post by: Jumbo on October 05, 2009, 04:25:11 AM
 :moon:Talk to me now.
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Post by: Thrilla on October 06, 2009, 04:47:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy7p2ZU9xi8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy7p2ZU9xi8)




True Talent


Wait a minute...was this filmed at Sammy's in Birmingham?



That ain't me. There are some pics of me on the innerwebs, but you have to dig deep from friends of friends to find them. I have caught bigger crappie. If you find the friends of friends deal, you will see.,

(http://www.mistertwister.com/images/articles/2008_09/01/07.jpg)

What do I win?
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Post by: ibelonginprison on October 06, 2009, 05:06:56 PM



(http://www.mistertwister.com/images/articles/2008_09/01/07.jpg)

What do I win?
(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/1387/original/Tarp.gif)
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Post by: Snaggletiger on October 06, 2009, 05:17:32 PM
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/1387/original/Tarp.gif (http://knowyourmeme.com/i/1387/original/Tarp.gif)

I like the way you think brotha..
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Post by: boartitz on October 06, 2009, 05:23:43 PM

Wait a minute...was this filmed at Sammy's in Birmingham?



(http://www.mistertwister.com/images/articles/2008_09/01/07.jpg)

What do I win?
The juice that is running down her leg.
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Post by: AUTailgatingRules on October 06, 2009, 05:47:09 PM
The juice that is running down her leg.

I guess this is where the old saying "it smells like fish" comes from