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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on September 28, 2009, 01:32:08 PM

Title: Media + Bama =
Post by: Kaos on September 28, 2009, 01:32:08 PM
Media + Obama

Oh bleeding Jesus...

Listening to Sabans press conference.

First, reporters are apparently idiots. "Coach can you explain how important it is for receivers to block on long plays?"

Second, they are fawning teenage girls.

"Talk about how Greg McElroy is so much like Tim Tebow in his leadership..."

"McElroy is going to keep coming up more and more in the Heisman discussion. Would you consider a PR campaign for him?"

Idiots.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: ssgaufan on September 28, 2009, 01:33:29 PM
I heard that shit too.  It made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: jadennis on September 28, 2009, 01:39:39 PM
His name should come up in the discussion...right after it's announced Chris Todd is the clear leader (and that Tate and McCalebb are #1 and #2 for the Doak Walker).

Everyone that covers Alabama football should have to meet a requirement of having lived outside of the South East for at least 2 years of their adult life.  I've never seen people so stuck in their own little ignorant bubble world (aside from Hollywood liberals).
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: djsimp on September 28, 2009, 02:12:21 PM
Media + bama = butt buddies
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: RWS on September 28, 2009, 06:17:28 PM
And you guys wonder why he always unloads on these idiots. They constantly......constantly......ask the dumbest questions possible. Sometimes when I listen to these press conferences, I really wonder about the credentials of some of these people.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: The Prowler on September 28, 2009, 06:58:44 PM
And what was Coach midget's answer?  What did he actually say to the reporter that asked about McElroy and the Heisman?
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: Birmingham on September 28, 2009, 07:09:17 PM
And what was Coach midget's answer?  What did he actually say to the reporter that asked about McElroy and the Heisman?

He said he had already started a Myspace page pushing for him to be considered. 
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: RWS on September 28, 2009, 07:54:13 PM
He said he had already started a Myspace page pushing for him to be considered. 
Word on da skreets is billboards are next.....


"McElroy......fearless and true"
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: The Prowler on September 28, 2009, 08:06:49 PM
Word on da skreets is billboards are next.....


"McElroy......fearless and true"
"Gingers don't have a soul....therefore they're fearless and true"
Mc El Roy the Rapper/Mexican/Country Ginger for Heisman '09!!!
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: RWS on September 28, 2009, 08:12:57 PM
"Gingers don't have a soul....therefore they're fearless and true"
Mc El Roy the Rapper/Mexican/Country Ginger for Heisman '09!!!
I think all the McElroy rap stuff isn't actually him. However, have you seen the video of Colin Peek (Holla McGhee) battling on MTV? Thats some funny shit. Almost as funny as that fucker dropping two straight passes Saturday.

http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/159512/yo-momma-atlanta-midtown-vs-little-five-points-holla-mcghee-vs-ced-young.jhtml (http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/159512/yo-momma-atlanta-midtown-vs-little-five-points-holla-mcghee-vs-ced-young.jhtml)
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: Kaos on September 28, 2009, 08:13:25 PM
And what was Coach midget's answer?  What did he actually say to the reporter that asked about McElroy and the Heisman?

He started rhapsodizing about his days as a high school football player.  

Said he didn't give a shit about awards and couldn't remember which of his players had ever won anything, so he didn't care about it.  

Of course the D&B guys jerked themselves raw making Bear comparisons.  "That's the Bama tradition. Team over individuals. Dates all the way back to THA BAHHHHHRRR."  

I hate Bama.  I hate every single thing about it.  And before you start up, it has nothing to do with whether they're winning or not.  They're just more insufferable when they are.  
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: RWS on September 28, 2009, 08:14:23 PM
I hate Bama.  I hate every single thing about it.  And before you start up, it has nothing to do with whether they're winning or not.  They're just more insufferable when they are.  
Bullshit, I saw the Alabama magnet on your car.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: The Prowler on September 28, 2009, 08:22:48 PM
He started rhapsodizing about his days as a high school football player.  

Said he didn't give a shit about awards and couldn't remember which of his players had ever won anything, so he didn't care about it.  

Of course the D&B guys jerked themselves raw making Bear comparisons.  "That's the Bama tradition. Team over individuals. Dates all the way back to THA BAHHHHHRRR."  

I hate Bama.  I hate every single thing about it.  And before you start up, it has nothing to do with whether they're winning or not.  They're just more insufferable when they are.  
SPuat, home of the "Sore Winners".
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 28, 2009, 08:52:40 PM
SPuat, home of the "Sore Winners".

I've seen some Auburn folks that have watched that video.  *facepalm*
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 28, 2009, 09:02:16 PM


I hate Bama.  I hate every single thing about it.  And before you start up, it has nothing to do with whether they're winning or not.  They're just more insufferable when they are.  

Bama fans are the single most ridiculous group of individuals. Ever. Annoying at any given time, but especially when they are winning.

They can't stop slobbering all over each other's knobs when they are winning.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: themilkmandidit on September 28, 2009, 10:51:24 PM
Bama fans are the single most ridiculous group of individuals. Ever. Annoying at any given time, but especially when they are winning.

They can't stop slobbering all over each other's knobs when they are winning.

This.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: No Huddle on September 29, 2009, 10:03:28 PM
Reminds me of Auburn fans.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 29, 2009, 11:15:07 PM
Reminds me of Auburn fans.


AUSweetheart is very perceptive.  And she will kick the shit out of your ribs in $400.00 high heels.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: No Huddle on September 30, 2009, 09:49:21 AM
Thanks for the warning. The aubies where I work are horrible.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 09:54:45 AM

AUSweetheart is very perceptive.  And she will kick the shit out of your ribs in $400.00 high heels.

I didn't know stilettos where that expensive?
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 30, 2009, 10:06:50 AM
I didn't know stilettos where that expensive?

How could you? Those pole dancers you have a penchant for are on the other end of the spectrum.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 30, 2009, 10:13:53 AM
Thanks for the warning. The aubies where I work are horrible.

Bosses normally are.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 30, 2009, 10:37:13 AM
Bosses normally are.

+3 :vn:
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 10:39:01 AM
How could you? Those pole dancers you have a penchant for are on the other end of the spectrum.

I don't discriminate.  I like pole dancers from all socio-economic backgrounds.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 30, 2009, 10:41:29 AM
I don't discriminate.  I like pole dancers from all socio-economic backgrounds.

Especially Filipipipinino socio-economic backgrounds.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 10:45:33 AM
Especially Filipipipinino socio-economic backgrounds.

or Korean.

or Spanish.

or Dutch.

or German.

or Australian.

Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: AWK on September 30, 2009, 10:46:26 AM
or Korean.

or Spanish.

or Dutch.

or German.

or Australian.


Or men.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: No Huddle on September 30, 2009, 11:30:39 AM
Bosses normally are.

I am a math teacher so I do not really have a boss.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 11:33:14 AM
Or men.

I was young and needed the money.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: AUsweetheart on September 30, 2009, 11:36:43 AM
I am a math teacher so I do not really have a boss.

Huddle I'm not sure you have a sense of humor either, lighten up brother.

I'm glad you're teaching those bammers some math, they usually combine their math with creative science. ;)
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 30, 2009, 11:41:12 AM
Huddle I'm not sure you have a sense of humor either, lighten up brother.

I'm glad you're teaching those bammers some math, they usually combine their math with creative science. ;)
1+1 = 12
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: No Huddle on September 30, 2009, 11:42:46 AM
Huddle I'm not sure you have a sense of humor either, lighten up brother.

I'm glad you're teaching those bammers some math, they usually combine their math with creative science. ;)

I do have a sense of humor and that was funny.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: No Huddle on September 30, 2009, 11:43:47 AM
1+1 = 12
Not as funny but funny still.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 30, 2009, 11:48:54 AM
Not as funny but still accurate.

FTFY
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 30, 2009, 12:10:09 PM
Not as funny but funny still.

Come on man...in bammer math, everything equals 12.  I'm calling you out.  You're just a poser.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 30, 2009, 12:13:58 PM
Come on man...in bammer math, everything equals 12.  I'm calling you out.  You're just a poser.

Bama Pie:            E = mnc12      :poke:
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: No Huddle on September 30, 2009, 01:32:44 PM
Come on man...in bammer math, everything equals 12.  I'm calling you out.  You're just a poser.

Sorry all Alabama and all math.
Title: Re: Media + Bama =
Post by: No Huddle on September 30, 2009, 01:34:35 PM
Bama Pie:            E = mnc12      :poke:

I got you.  :bugs: