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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: wesfau on January 15, 2008, 04:24:29 PM

Title: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: wesfau on January 15, 2008, 04:24:29 PM: Needs to stay the fuck out of strip clubs. Jim Rome reported today that a female attorney has requested that an ATL magistrate issue a warrant for Jones's arrest for allegedly sucker punching her in a titty bar on January 3, 2008.
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: Saniflush on January 15, 2008, 04:31:24 PM: What does the female attorney who likes titty flops look like?
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: ssgaufan on January 15, 2008, 04:38:01 PM: No shit, and no shit. (My response to the previous two posts)
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: wesfau on January 15, 2008, 04:41:51 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on January 15, 2008, 04:31:24 PM
What does the female attorney who likes titty flops look like?

I haven't seen a picture, but her story is that she was in the "office-area" of the club when Mr. Jones and his posse went berserk. So, she seems to be saying that she was there on professional business and not leisure.
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 15, 2008, 04:44:47 PM: Hookers are "Professionals".

Just sayin'
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: DnATL on January 15, 2008, 04:45:59 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on January 15, 2008, 04:31:24 PM
What does the female attorney who likes titty flops look like?
Like this?(http://iperformance.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/scary.jpg)
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: ssgaufan on January 15, 2008, 05:27:21 PM: Quote from: DnATL on January 15, 2008, 04:45:59 PM
Like this?(http://iperformance.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/scary.jpg)

You BASTARD!

This will be my last post, so that my post number can stay 69!
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 15, 2008, 05:28:46 PM: Holy crap - I thought you were about to say he was our new DC... :stewie:
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: Jumbo on January 15, 2008, 05:45:50 PM: Quote from: DnATL on January 15, 2008, 04:45:59 PM
Like this?(http://iperformance.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/scary.jpg)
comedy gold!
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 15, 2008, 06:59:59 PM: Quote from: DnATL on January 15, 2008, 04:45:59 PM
Like this?(http://iperformance.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/scary.jpg)

F U C K I N G G R O S S ! ! ! ! ! ! :puke:
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 15, 2008, 10:58:06 PM: She's so ugly, the dog closes his eyes when he humps her leg.
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 16, 2008, 03:18:33 AM: Titties will drive a man crazy. Toss in some nekid squirrel, add liberal amounts of liquor, and you have all the ingredients to click the evil up a notch.
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: Saniflush on January 16, 2008, 06:51:07 AM: Quote from: wesfau on January 15, 2008, 04:41:51 PM
I haven't seen a picture, but her story is that she was in the "office-area" of the club when Mr. Jones and his posse went berserk. So, she seems to be saying that she was there on professional business and not leisure.

Seems to me the "office" is where applications are first screened.

Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 16, 2008, 08:25:57 AM: C'mon guys...she is just trying to pay her way through Law School.
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: Saniflush on January 16, 2008, 08:42:56 AM: Quote from: Hugh Jass on January 16, 2008, 08:25:57 AM
C'mon guys...she is just trying to pay her way through Law School.

I figured it was more of a loan "re-payment".
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: Godfather on January 16, 2008, 01:18:44 PM: She's actually a lieyer, perhaps you know her Wes. She was at the club talking with her client a manager at the club.
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: wesfau on January 16, 2008, 01:27:59 PM: Quote from: BK AU on January 16, 2008, 01:18:44 PM
She's actually a lieyer

Yeah, I said that in my original post. Way to keep up, turbo.
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: Saniflush on January 16, 2008, 01:34:17 PM: Quote from: wesfau on January 16, 2008, 01:27:59 PM
Yeah, I said that in my original post. Way to keep up, turbo.

He was trying to be subtile while posting with his phone.
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: Godfather on January 17, 2008, 10:45:25 AM: I don't read your posts
Title: Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
Post by: Thrilla on January 17, 2008, 10:57:35 AM: And now the lieyer has dropped the charges. Payoff, anyone?