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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: themilkmandidit on September 16, 2009, 06:18:24 PM
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here buddy... looking forward to seeing what this site is all about
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here buddy... looking forward to seeing what this site is all about
Welcome to the X, Keller. Do you have a dog?
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Welcome, I hope you or hour dog enjoy your welcome fisting!
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Scoff, scoff. Glad to be here. So this site is uncensored?
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Scoff, scoff. Glad to be here. So this site is uncensored?
FUCK NO...what the fuck would make you think that? Also, if you wanna see the potty mouthing that usually goes on here, you'll have to go to your profile, uncheck the censored box under profile layout (I think). BTW, how did you hear about this website? And, welcome....now hand your dog over to Jumbo.
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I tolerate my daughter's dog, a vicious beast-"...run away, run away!" M.Python
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I tolerate my daughter's dog, a vicious beast-"...run away, run away!" M.Python
(http://www.walyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/monty-python-killer-rabbit-7.jpg)
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Learned of this site from another Auburn message board. Jmar, maybe you will recognize this quote..
" Look, I had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'"
And what do you guys think this is, UNICEF? There will be no free giveaways of dogs!!! Got that, buddy? :bc:
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You newbies are from nobville or the Alabama equivalent.
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Alabama equivalent. Something like Searcy Arkansas.
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You newbies are from nobville or the Alabama equivalent.
Never refer to me as anything close to being a bammer... Better yet, do not refer to me at all. Save your breath for cooling your porridge.
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Never refer to me as anything close to being a bammer... Better yet, do not refer to me at all. Save your breath for cooling your porridge.
Fuckin' bammer......*bammer alert* :s&m:
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phukin' bammer......*bammer alert* :s&m:
Only in your wildest wet dream.. Represent our school how it should be. Family-oriented, please.
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Alabama equivalent. Something like Searcy Arkansas.
Can I dance wif yo dates?
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Only in your wildest wet dream.. Represent our school how it should be. Family-oriented, please.
Fuck Auburn.
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Fuck Auburn.
The Bama game is circled. As always.
Yall ain't shit this year. Maybe a bowl game.
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Learned of this site from another Auburn message board. Jmar, maybe you will recognize this quote..
" Look, I had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'"
And what do you guys think this is, UNICEF? There will be no free giveaways of dogs!!! Got that, buddy? :bc:
Life of Brian I suppose.
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The Bama game is circled. As always.
Yall ain't poop this year. Maybe a bowl game.
It is amazing to me the arrogance a tahd fan exudes. What an embarrassment to even have to share a state with these fools.
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Hey Keller what's with the tools?
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Hey Keller what's with the tools?
I have no idea. Maybe I have done something wrong or haven't done something I am supposed to?
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It is amazing to me the arrogance a tahd fan exudes. What an embarrassment to even have to share a state with these fools.
Why did you quote me and make this statement?
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Why did you quote me and make this statement?
He failed the "picture = 1,000 words" comprehension exam. Helen had the same affliction.
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Why did you quote me and make this statement?
Must you really ask this question?
I was one, agreeing with your assessment on them not being as good as they think this year and two, backing you up. Regardless if you needed it or not.
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Must you really ask this question?
I was one, agreeing with your assessment on them not being as good as they think this year and two, backing you up. Regardless if you needed it or not.
No back-up needed. I didn't respond.
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He failed the "picture = 1,000 words" comprehension exam. Helen had the same affliction.
He should go back to skool.
http://helenkellersim.com/ (http://helenkellersim.com/)
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Are there any women in the crowd?
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He should go back to skool.
http://helenkellersim.com/ (http://helenkellersim.com/)
I've got my lunch packed up. My boots tied tight. I hope I don't get in a fight. Oh, back to school.
But seriously, I am currently a student of the school we all love. I am majoring in Nutritional Research and minoring in Exercise Science. Oddly enough, the name Keller has been in my family for many generations. Sadly, there may be some truth to your guys' joking.
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phuk Auburn.
Your little quote says "The guy your mother warned you about." That makes me laugh. Know why?
Cause I'm the motherfucker your guy warned YOU about.
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Your little quote says "The guy your mother warned you about." That makes me laugh. Know why?
Cause I'm the motherphuker your guy warned YOU about.
He is! I personally can vouch for this..
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It is amazing to me the arrogance a tahd fan exudes. What an embarrassment to even have to share a state with these fools.
Keller I have total love for you and I am glad you're here!
And I totally concur with this statement. There is a bammer on here who claims to have bagged two AU girls....but they must have been on the shallow end of the gene pool.
Welcome.
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Keller I have total love for you and I am glad you're here!
And I totally concur with this statement. There is a bammer on here who claims to have bagged two AU girls....but they must have been on the shallow end of the gene pool.
Welcome.
Total is such a big word.
Bammers lie. Unless by bagged he means saw one and ran home to rub one out in his houndstooth hanky.
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Keller I have total love for you and I am glad you're here!
And I totally concur with this statement. There is a bammer on here who claims to have bagged two AU girls....but they must have been on the shallow end of the gene pool.
Welcome.
Thank you, my Queen. Very happy to be here. I am liking the lack of strict rules thus far.
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Total is such a big word.
Bammers lie. Unless by bagged he means saw one and ran home to rub one out in his houndstooth hanky.
Give me cancer now, God...
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Keller I have total love for you and I am glad you're here!
And I totally concur with this statement. There is a bammer on here who claims to have bagged two AU girls....but they must have been on the shallow end of the gene pool.
Welcome.
You got game.
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here buddy... looking forward to seeing what this site is all about
Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you
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Im reall sorry I missed all the action. Let me summarize this. Keller and Jamar got attacked by a bammer, ArKansas wants to sniff our women, AUSweetheart shows her teeth, Koas wants to eat chicken and the poor bammer is pulling on his rip cord with a downhill stream. AUsome, this was very entertaining.
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Give me cancer now, God...
You now how I know I'm going to hell... This made me laugh out loud.
Oh yeah, and the killing hookers things.
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Keller I have total love for you and I am glad you're here!
And I totally concur with this statement. There is a bammer on here who claims to have bagged two AU girls....but they must have been on the shallow end of the gene pool.
Welcome.
I was going to let this slide, but I have "bagged" no less than three bammers.
One, I made say "War Eagle" in the midst of coitus, and another, the infamous BamaGrad made a spaghetti dinner for earlier that night.
True stories.
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I was going to let this slide, but I have "bagged" no less than three bammers.
One, I made say "War Eagle" in the midst of coitus, and another, the infamous BamaGrad made a spaghetti dinner for earlier that night.
True stories.
He has pics to prove some, if not all of it. This gave me the chortles.
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Welcome, I hope you or hour dog enjoy your welcome fisting!
Nobody told me when I joined that you're not actually supposed to do this after you join. I've had PETA pissed at me ever since, and Chizzad because he's the only person I know with a dog.
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I was going to let this slide, but I have "bagged" no less than three bammers.
One, I made say "War Eagle" in the midst of coitus, and another, the infamous BamaGrad made a spaghetti dinner for earlier that night.
True stories.
I have never engaged in coitus with a bammer. Nor will I. It goes against my principles to make a bammer happy in any way.
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another, the infamous BamaGrad made a spaghetti dinner for earlier that night.
BG and I are good friends. In fact, I'm actually talking to him right at this moment. He's explaining to me that Bama fans think the Malzahn article is a ripoff of their Saban article from two years ago -- which was a ripoff of Chuck Norris jokes so who cares -- and I'm explaining to him that EVERYTHING does not revolve around Bama...but I digress.
He is a good friend of mine and I wish him zero ill will.
But.. But... But... BWAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sorry.
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I have never engaged in coitus with a bammer. Nor will I. It goes against my principles to make a bammer happy in any way.
I guess it's different for the chick.
I see it as establishing dominance.
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It goes against my principles to make a bammer happy in any way.
Chad is an angry lover. The woman is rarely happy afterwards.
Donkey punches will do that to a girl.
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I guess it's different for the chick.
I see it as establishing dominance.
Agreed on both points.
I love to tell them no.
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Chad is an angry lover. The woman is rarely happy afterwards.
Donkey punches will do that to a girl.
He likes to stir the collards.
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I didn't know that internet message board guru's were such playa's ...
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I didn't know that internet message board guru's were such playa's ...
I don't know about you guys, but I'm a pretty big deal.
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I don't know about you guys, but I'm a pretty big deal.
I have many leather bound books.
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I have many leather bound books.
My apartment smells of rich mahogany.
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My apartment smells of rich mahogany.
It's made with bits of real panther.
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It's made with bits of real panther.
73% of the time it works every time.
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Why all the money spending. If your trying to pimp and get real women, borrow someones child. Adam Sandler is a great teacher, it works every single time.
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My womenz enjoys the fine french "champania". (+1 to The Continental)
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I party with the finest of champagnes and ripple. I call it Champipple.(+1 to Fred G. Sanford)
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I party with the finest of champagnes and ripple. I call it Champipple.(+1 to Fred G. Sanford)
Damn....beat me to the Fred G. shameless plug. Ive heard that strawberry ripple from the 70's was some serious barf tonic....
and welcome Keller. Have you submitted your dog yet?
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I party with the finest of champagnes and ripple. I call it Champipple.(+1 to Fred G. Sanford)
I want my daddy's records!
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Damn....beat me to the Fred G. shameless plug. Ive heard that strawberry ripple from the 70's was some serious barf tonic....
and welcome Keller. Have you submitted your dog yet?
Thank you! No, not yet.... Maybe it will be forgotten.
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Damn....beat me to the Fred G. shameless plug. Ive heard that strawberry ripple from the 70's was some serious barf tonic....
and welcome Keller. Have you submitted your dog yet?
Whoever you heard from is wrong. They were thinking Boone's Farm. Ripple was Red, Pear and my favorite, Pagan Pink.
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Ripple was Red, Pear and my favorite, Pagan Pink.
I love the sound of that....Pagan Pink.
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Whoever you heard from is wrong. They were thinking Boone's Farm. Ripple was Red, Pear and my favorite, Pagan Pink.
You know about the Pagan Pink Boone's Farm pictures? You didn't even go to Auburn.
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You know about the Pagan Pink Boone's Farm pictures? You didn't even go to Auburn.
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You know about the Pagan Pink Boone's Farm pictures? You didn't even go to Auburn.
The Phi Mu/Boone's Farm Campaign was one of the greater marketing schemes of the 21st Century.
Billy Mayes didn't have shit.
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Whoever you heard from is wrong. They were thinking Boone's Farm. Ripple was Red, Pear and my favorite, Pagan Pink.
Oh crap. You are correct Arky. Dont know what I was thinking. That strawberry Boone's was/is/will be some nazzdee ass chit.
Red Ripple - the good stuff......
LOL @ I want my daddys records.... Will never forget that Blind Mellow Jelly.