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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Saniflush on August 03, 2009, 01:59:14 PM
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At the risk of repeating myself to a few of you....
OK...Message to any fuckers that think about sending me an invitation to join mafia wars, vampire wars, or my pretty fucking pony.
You fuckers need jobs.
Unless you are inviting me to join something that shows lots of hot women exposing their hatchet wounds I don't want it.
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At the risk of repeating myself to a few of you....
OK...Message to any fuckers that think about sending me an invitation to join mafia wars, vampire wars, or my pretty fucking pony.
You fuckers need jobs.
Unless you are inviting me to join something that shows lots of hot women exposing their hatchet wounds I don't want it.
Thats why I shit-canned my Facebook for anything other than Uno related purposes. I cannot stand getting a hojillion requests a day to join some stupid shit. They have Apps on MySpace, and I don't get bothered with it nearly as much on there. I play Uno on my Facebook, and thats pretty much it.
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At the risk of repeating myself to a few of you....
OK...Message to any fuckers that think about sending me an invitation to join mafia wars, vampire wars, or my pretty fucking pony.
You fuckers need jobs.
Unless you are inviting me to join something that shows lots of hot women exposing their hatchet wounds I don't want it.
I thought you had time for an imaginary farm?
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But my pretty fucking pony needs a new mane.
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At the risk of repeating myself to a few of you....
OK...Message to any fuckers that think about sending me an invitation to join mafia wars, vampire wars, or my pretty fucking pony.
You fuckers need jobs.
Unless you are inviting me to join something that shows lots of hot women exposing their hatchet wounds I don't want it.
Rock on, brother. I blanket delete all that crap and eventually the smarter folks get the hint. Guess that leaves out most of the folks around here tho...
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Rock on, brother. I blanket delete all that crap and eventually the smarter folks get the hint. Guess that leaves out most of the folks around here tho...
I'm glad you are down with seeing the hatchet wounds of hot women.
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I'm glad you are down with seeing the hatchet wounds of hot women.
Better that than some stupid virtual drink that contributes nothing to my current level of inebriation.
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Better that than some stupid virtual drink that contributes nothing to my current level of inebriation.
word.
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I ignore everyone of those annoying requests, and I tend to get them everyday. The only one I would accept is the Free Blowjobs from Strippers App.
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Rock on, brother. I blanket delete all that crap and eventually the smarter folks get the hint. Guess that leaves out most of the folks around here tho...
And I pictured you wearing all of those pieces of flair I have been sending. FML
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And I pictured you wearing all of those pieces of flair I have been sending. FML
The pins were leaving bruises on my skin.
I will cop to accepting the occasional flair. It is my one facebook weakness.
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Hey, I have no life, so hell yeah I send out the invites to those games. So if you got one from me and did not like it or it annoyed you..... screw you. If you can't humor a poor disabled vet that has nothing better to do, then screw you.
And quit pretending like you guys actually have a life either. I like to play Mafia Wars and Farm Town and some of you like to get together for circle jerks and goat loving parties. You don't see me getting on here and whining about it and asking you to stop inviting me to those do you? I just politely ignore the invites and go about my business quietly (except for the times I feel like there is a public danger and have to do my civic duty by notifying the authorities).
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Hey, I have no life, so hell yeah I send out the invites to those games. So if you got one from me and did not like it or it annoyed you..... screw you. If you can't humor a poor disabled vet that has nothing better to do, then screw you.
And quit pretending like you guys actually have a life either. I like to play Mafia Wars and Farm Town and some of you like to get together for circle jerks and goat loving parties. You don't see me getting on here and whining about it and asking you to stop inviting me to those do you? I just politely ignore the invites and go about my business quietly (except for the times I feel like there is a public danger and have to do my civic duty by notifying the authorities).
We have goats?
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We have goats?
Jumbo has come into a little money and upgraded from dogs.
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Jumbo has come into a little money and upgraded from dogs.
SaaaaaaWEET!
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Jumbo has come into a little money and upgraded from dogs.
Completely true story:
There is a tiny town north of Destin called Mossy Head. Mossy Head was being terrorized a couple of years ago by....wait for it...a serial goat rapist. No shit. They kept finding victims, and had their eye on a suspect, but could not arrest the guy because apparently, there is no law against goat-fucking in Florida. He was arrested, however, after his enthusiastic affection killed one of his targets. They brought in the rape-kit, got a DNA sample, and arrested the guy for some cruelty charge.
They still sell T-shirts at the gas station at Hwy 90 and Hwy 285 that feature a picture of a goat and the slogan "What happens in Mossy Head, stays in Mossy Head."
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Completely true story:
There is a tiny town north of Destin called Mossy Head. Mossy Head was being terrorized a couple of years ago by....wait for it...a serial goat rapist. No shit. They kept finding victims, and had their eye on a suspect, but could not arrest the guy because apparently, there is no law against goat-fucking in Florida. He was arrested, however, after his enthusiastic affection killed one of his targets. They brought in the rape-kit, got a DNA sample, and arrested the guy for some cruelty charge.
They still sell T-shirts at the gas station at Hwy 90 and Hwy 285 that feature a picture of a goat and the slogan "What happens in Mossy Head, stays in Mossy Head."
The fact I do not own one of these shirts is damn travesty!
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At the risk of repeating myself to a few of you....
OK...Message to any fuckers that think about sending me an invitation to join mafia wars, vampire wars, or my pretty fucking pony.
You fuckers need jobs.
Unless you are inviting me to join something that shows lots of hot women exposing their hatchet wounds I don't want it.
I posted something similar on my page last night.
I don't need a virtual beer, I have real ones.
I don't need to play farm. I have a garden and real animals to tend to.
No hometown memories shit. I"m back in my hometown. If I want a Minute Shop BBQ sammich, I'll go get a real one. Haven't bought one in years.
Some of them think I am rude. Maybe a thinning of the herd is in order. I swear, thats all some of them fuckers ever do is send shit like that. They contribute nothing.
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The fact I do not own one of these shirts is damn travesty!
I'll swing by on the way to the 'Ham and see if they have some in stock.
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I'll swing by on the way to the 'Ham and see if they have some in stock.
The G-Unit needs an XL Fitty.
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The G-Unit needs an XL Fitty.
Sho nuff.
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So, are people actively inviting me to join their facebook applications? I always thought they just signed up for an application, and it invited everyone on their friends' list.
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So, are people actively inviting me to join their facebook applications? I always thought they just signed up for an application, and it invited everyone on their friends' list.
Nope. It is deliberate. Get new friends.
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Nope. It is deliberate. Get new friends.
Yes, unlike real life these people are actively trying to piss you off.
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So, are people actively inviting me to join their facebook applications? I always thought they just signed up for an application, and it invited everyone on their friends' list.
Nope, they have to actually click a box beside your name to be invited. You have the douchebags like me though, that doesn't single out anybody. I just click everybody on my list and send them the invite. However, I only play the games. I don't get into all of that "I am sending you a beer" or hug or which TV cartoon are you crap. I might take a little quiz or participate in an application that looks interesting, but I don't send those to other people.
As far as the games, I used to not send any of those to my friends either. Then I started getting invites to games from people who I had assumed had no interest in them at all. So, I stopped assuming everybody else was not interested and sent them also. Now I see that apparently it annoys some of you. Nice to know that now. <Evil laugh>
Hey boartitz, I have a real garden also, but I still like to play the game. I wish my real garden looked as good as the one on the computer looks. I broke new ground this year and all of the freakin' heavy rain has made it hard to keep all the grass and weeds at bay and my corn was blown over three separate times from the damn high winds.
So, who all have I not sent any game invites to yet? I need some more members on some of them.
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I have to admit, I am hooked on Farkle...please let me know if I am sending anything to anyone, because it is not my intent to do so. Well, except for the stuff I send to the Wench, that is.
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What the fuck if Facebook?
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Nope, they have to actually click a box beside your name to be invited. You have the douchebags like me though, that doesn't single out anybody. I just click everybody on my list and send them the invite. However, I only play the games. I don't get into all of that "I am sending you a beer" or hug or which TV cartoon are you crap. I might take a little quiz or participate in an application that looks interesting, but I don't send those to other people.
As far as the games, I used to not send any of those to my friends either. Then I started getting invites to games from people who I had assumed had no interest in them at all. So, I stopped assuming everybody else was not interested and sent them also. Now I see that apparently it annoys some of you. Nice to know that now. <Evil laugh>
Hey boartitz, I have a real garden also, but I still like to play the game. I wish my real garden looked as good as the one on the computer looks. I broke new ground this year and all of the freakin' heavy rain has made it hard to keep all the grass and weeds at bay and my corn was blown over three separate times from the damn high winds.
So, who all have I not sent any game invites to yet? I need some more members on some of them.
This damn long anser made my teeth hurt.