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Title: Top Gun
Post by: Saniflush on July 22, 2009, 03:11:50 PM
ghey.

Taylor loves it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfbjUmG8zGk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfbjUmG8zGk)
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: AWK on July 22, 2009, 03:19:20 PM
ghey.

Taylor loves it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfbjUmG8zGk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfbjUmG8zGk)
You found it tiny dancer.
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Saniflush on July 22, 2009, 03:20:53 PM
You found it tiny dancer.

I have gheydar
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 22, 2009, 03:39:46 PM
Saw it in the theater six times in two weeks when it first came out.  Can still get worked up thinking about that volleyball scene.  And the blue light filtered sex scene... that alone can do it for me... Holy shit they were some hot motherfuckers...  Val Kilmer, Tom Cruise, Rick Rossovich... even Tom Skerritt and Michael Ironside were hot in that movie.  A teenaged girl's fantasy movie come to life... and it still works on an old broad today!

So to me?  not ghey... not ghey at ALL... unless by ghey you mean FUCKING HOT!!!
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 22, 2009, 04:16:16 PM
Just an observation here.  Tom Cruise is 5'8"...5'9" at most.  Have you ever noticed that the bald headed Admiral, or whatever the fuck he is....comes up to Cruise's teets?  A dwarf Admiral.
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 22, 2009, 05:38:11 PM
Just an observation here.  Tom Cruise is 5'8"...5'9" at most.  Have you ever noticed that the bald headed Admiral, or whatever the fuck he is....comes up to Cruise's teets?  A dwarf Admiral.
Tom Cruise is 5'7" on a GOOD day - Anthony Edwards is considerably taller - but in the movie Cruise is nearly past his shoulder - ergo Cruise was on a box - hence the unnatural camera angle.  Also note that in pictures, Katie (and back in the day, Nicole) are always just in front of him on the red carpet, at an angle... to make him look taller.

He may be a cultjoining, psychotic leprechaun, but damn, he is hot...  **sigh**
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Ogre on July 22, 2009, 11:16:06 PM
To further prove the point - my wife just finished watching Top Gun on the fucking OXYGEN channel.  For you single guys, it's like a low-rent version of Lifetime. 

To quote Uncle Sani - ghey.
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Saniflush on July 23, 2009, 08:01:22 AM
To further prove the point - my wife just finished watching Top Gun on the fucking OXYGEN channel.  For you single guys, it's like a low-rent version of Lifetime. 

To quote Uncle Sani - ghey.

Damn. Oxygen channel.  As if there was not already enough evidence on the table.

As far as women saying it's not ghey because all the hot guys in it.....Well I recall you all raving about "Brokeback" as well.
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 23, 2009, 01:55:54 PM
Damn. Oxygen channel.  As if there was not already enough evidence on the table.

As far as women saying it's not ghey because all the hot guys in it.....Well I recall you all raving about "Brokeback" as well.
Wrong.  I never raved about Brokeback.  Those guys were not hot enough to make me want to watch them having butt sex.  There are maybe a few actors that are hot enough to make me watch that - but not many - and those two are not on the list...
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 23, 2009, 02:01:31 PM
Wrong.  I never raved about Brokeback.  Those guys were not hot enough to make me want to watch them having butt sex.  There are maybe a few actors that are hot enough to make me watch that - but not many - and those two are not on the list...

So is guys having butt sex a turn on to a woman? I know 2 women doing just about anything is a turn on to dudes...but 2 guys and butt sex?  :puke:
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 23, 2009, 02:06:02 PM
So is guys having butt sex a turn on to a woman? I know 2 women doing just about anything is a turn on to dudes...but 2 guys and butt sex?  :puke:

No - the point is that if the guy is hot enough, you could watch him doing damn near anything and still think he is hot.  Reading the newspaper, sleeping, butt sex, whatever... if he is hot, just looking at him is enough for me.  The rest is just background noise...

Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 23, 2009, 02:20:37 PM
No - the point is that if the guy is hot enough, you could watch him doing damn near anything and still think he is hot.  Reading the newspaper, sleeping, butt sex, whatever... if he is hot, just looking at him is enough for me.  The rest is just background noise...

2 guys 1 cup? Still hot???
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 23, 2009, 02:59:42 PM
2 guys 1 cup? Still hot???
I did qualify with "damn near anything"... that would be the "damn near" part coming into play.  I never watched that infamous video, so I am working of my own mental image based on y'all's descriptions, and so, yeah... no.  Could not be overcome by the hotness factor.
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Thrilla on July 23, 2009, 03:16:43 PM
I did qualify with "damn near anything"... that would be the "damn near" part coming into play.  I never watched that infamous video, so I am working of my own mental image based on y'all's descriptions, and so, yeah... no.  Could not be overcome by the hotness factor.

You've obviously never seen me shit in a cup then.
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 23, 2009, 03:29:49 PM
Speaking of shitting in a cup...wait, what?

If you've never seen the Youtube reaction videos, do so.  I laughed my ass off.  Here's one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yetAXxezBs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yetAXxezBs)
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 23, 2009, 04:14:52 PM
You've obviously never seen me shit in a cup then.
I am grateful for many things in life, this being three of them.
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Thrilla on July 23, 2009, 04:24:54 PM
I am grateful for many things in life, this being three of them.

If you want me to get crazy then get me a 44 ounce Big Gulp the day after I eat Mexican.  You will be AMAZED.
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: DnATL on July 23, 2009, 04:36:43 PM
He may be a cultjoining, psychotic leprechaun, but damn, he is hot...  **sigh**

Sounds like the theme of Finebaum's next column on $aban
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 23, 2009, 05:31:42 PM
Sounds like the theme of Finebaum's next column on $aban
Sabbbben cute?  Puh-leeeeeze!   :puke:
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: DnATL on July 23, 2009, 08:09:54 PM
Sabbbben cute?  Puh-leeeeeze!   :puke:
only to finebaum and drunk collette
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Ogre on July 24, 2009, 09:28:15 AM
If you want me to get crazy then get me a 44 ounce Big Gulp the day after I eat Mexican.  You will be AMAZED.

I can attest to this.  This man ate 2 footlong chili-cheese dogs at Sonic one night, stacked 3 Route 44's in a pyramid, and made it look like a fondue fountain.
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Godfather on July 24, 2009, 09:32:40 AM
I can attest to this.  This man ate 2 footlong chili-cheese dogs at Sonic one night, stacked 3 Route 44's in a pyramid, and made it look like a fondue fountain.
You guys are waaaaaaaaaaay to close of friends!
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Saniflush on July 24, 2009, 09:33:45 AM
You guys are waaaaaaaaaaay to close of friends!

They are about to touch tips.
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 24, 2009, 09:39:29 AM
They are about to touch tips.

Tip touchers.  By the way, thx for the Oinky pointer.  Haven't been there in forever.  Got my game on.
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Saniflush on July 24, 2009, 09:40:13 AM
Tip touchers.  By the way, thx for the Oinky pointer.  Haven't been there in forever.  Got my game on.

It made my oinky point.


Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: DnATL on July 24, 2009, 11:15:45 AM
I can attest to this.  This man ate 2 footlong chili-cheese dogs at Sonic one night, stacked 3 Route 44's in a pyramid, and made it look like a fondue fountain.
sounds more like a fountain of fun-doo
Title: Re: Top Gun
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 24, 2009, 11:16:21 AM
sounds more like a fountain of fun-doo
Probably not much fun involved...