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Title: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: Kaos on July 06, 2009, 03:31:34 PM
I don't care how many championships the Williams sisters win, they're nothing but low class trash.  Be glad when their steroid enhanced talent dries up and they go away forever. 

It wasn't enough that the one who won Wimbledon was ridiculing and mocking the player who's number one in the world, but this piece of refuse wore this shirt to her post-match interviews:

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/06/0619_serena_williams_1003208_inf.jpg)

All the class of a rutting hog.  Stupid bitches.
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: Saniflush on July 06, 2009, 03:50:33 PM
I could see that shirt becoming popular with the crowd from West Vance.
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: Aubie16 on July 06, 2009, 10:03:04 PM
That is actually Serena who won Wimbledon. But yes that is an extremely trashy shirt.
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: Kaos on July 06, 2009, 10:22:10 PM
That is actually Serena who won Wimbledon. But yes that is an extremely trashy shirt.

I will leave the "can't tell them apart" jokes to others.
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: AWK on July 06, 2009, 10:54:24 PM
What's perverted about titles?  Sir Elton John?  King Edwards? Or even better, Brian's legal title, Sir Douche of Baggery.
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: Jumbo on July 07, 2009, 02:55:04 AM
I thought the shirt was funny as hell, considering the size of her tits titles.
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: Thrilla on July 07, 2009, 09:41:52 AM
I will leave the "can't tell them apart" jokes to others.

You can't?  I think it's quite easy.
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: chinook on July 07, 2009, 10:45:27 AM
i wear a t-shirt that says..."tennis players have fuzzy balls".  
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: Saniflush on July 07, 2009, 10:54:59 AM
i wear a t-shirt that says..."tennis players have fuzzy balls".  

I have one that says "my dick would like to buy you a drink".
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: Kaos on July 07, 2009, 11:18:46 AM
Who doesn't have an off-color shirt?

But if I see either of you show up at the press conference after winning one of the most prestigious sports championships in the world wearing those shirts, I will condemn your lack of class as well. 

The Williams sisters -- particularly this large one -- are low class hoors. 
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: Saniflush on July 07, 2009, 11:20:12 AM
Who doesn't have an off-color shirt?

But if I see either of you show up at the press conference after winning one of the most prestigious sports championships in the world wearing those shirts, I will condemn your lack of class as well. 

The Williams sisters -- particularly this large one -- are low class hoors. 

Tennis isn't a sport.  It's an activity.
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: Tiger Six on July 07, 2009, 12:34:50 PM
Tennis isn't a sport.  It's an activity.
What about staring at the sun?  Is that a good activity?
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: Tiger Six on July 07, 2009, 12:36:32 PM
Tennis isn't a sport.  It's an activity.
And for the record, tennis is a sport.

You keep score, you have winners and losers. 

Figure skating, activity.

Gymnastics, activity.

Softball, sport. 

Horse racing, sport.

Tennis, sport.
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: wesfau2 on July 07, 2009, 12:38:17 PM


Horse racing, sport.


Whoooooooooooa.  When the primary "athlete" in an activity is a non-human, then it ain't a fuckin sport.

See also: NASCAR.
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: Saniflush on July 07, 2009, 12:41:28 PM
And for the record, tennis is a sport.

You keep score, you have winners and losers. 

Figure skating, activity.

Gymnastics, activity.

Softball, sport. 

Horse racing, sport.

Tennis, sport.

When was the last time there was a death attributed to playing said sport? 

No possibility of death constitutes an activity.
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: AWK on July 07, 2009, 10:18:14 PM
When was the last time there was a death attributed to playing said sport? 

No possibility of death constitutes an activity.
On that premises, is rock climbing a sport?  Shark diving?
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: Tiger Six on July 07, 2009, 11:31:53 PM
On that premises, is rock climbing a sport?  Shark diving?

Banging a 20 year waitress from Dave and Buster's?






Too soon?
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: Saniflush on July 08, 2009, 07:19:19 AM
Banging a 20 year waitress from Dave and Buster's?






Too soon?

Not at all.  Timely.

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On that premises, is rock climbing a sport?  Shark diving?

No and no.  Risk of death does not automatically include something as a sport but that condition has to exist for it to be considered in the first place.
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: Godfather on July 08, 2009, 10:43:45 AM
I would say sport all the way.  That 5 hour slug fest between Roddick and Federerererer had me tired.

Anything involving running, and chasing something small going fast constitutes sport! Like when Whit chases you for sex...sport!
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: Saniflush on July 08, 2009, 10:55:49 AM
I would say sport all the way.  That 5 hour slug fest between Roddick and Federerererer had me tired.

Anything involving running, and chasing something small going fast constitutes sport! Like when Whit chases you for sex...sport!

That is just sporting.  Big difference.
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: JR4AU on July 11, 2009, 12:41:41 PM
When was the last time there was a death attributed to playing said sport? 

No possibility of death constitutes an activity.

No, athletes competing head to head where score is kept constitutes sport. 

And yes, it was classless to wear that shirt to the press conference.   They were raised by their daddy to be classless "look at me" bitches.
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: Saniflush on July 13, 2009, 07:34:32 AM
No, athletes competing head to head where score is kept constitutes sport.  
I see what you mean.
Finely tuned athletic machines.

Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 13, 2009, 12:17:37 PM
When was the last time there was a death attributed to playing said sport? 

No possibility of death constitutes an activity.


Is golf a sport then?  You could get hit by a stray drive from another fairway and get killed or die of heatstroke by walking the course but only if you are extremely unhealthy.  I am not sure about classifying golf or tennis as a sport.  A comedian once said, (I forget who) that anything a 60 year old man can beat me at is not a sport, it's a game, sorta like checkers.  But then again you do keep score and have winners and losers.....

NASCAR and horse racing: Not a sport.
Title: Re: Venus Williams = Trash
Post by: Saniflush on July 13, 2009, 12:54:32 PM
Is golf a sport then?  You could get hit by a stray drive from another fairway and get killed or die of heatstroke by walking the course but only if you are extremely unhealthy.  I am not sure about classifying golf or tennis as a sport.  A comedian once said, (I forget who) that anything a 60 year old man can beat me at is not a sport, it's a game, sorta like checkers.  But then again you do keep score and have winners and losers.....
No

NASCAR and horse racing: Not a sport.

Agreed.  No & no.