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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on July 03, 2009, 11:47:11 AM

Title: Credibility 0, Stupidity 1
Post by: Kaos on July 03, 2009, 11:47:11 AM: Doug Segrest's column on recruiting and recruiting sites makes little sense. It's incredibly poorly-written. I can't believe people pay for this garbage. A sixth-grader could have done a better job. It has no real point other than to suck Saban's ballsack and curry favor with that arrogant piece of shit.

Further, it quotes Andrew Bone, the Tuscaloosa News recruiting writer who is the fucking POSTER CHILD for homerism and strafing other schools in the promotion of the Crimpson horde. How the fuck can you expect your position to be taken seriously when you're quoting Andrew "I suck Saban's" Bone?

http://blog.al.com/segrest/2009/07/segrest_wheres_the_beef_alabam.html (http://blog.al.com/segrest/2009/07/segrest_wheres_the_beef_alabam.html)
Title: Re: Credibility 0, Stupidity 1
Post by: Birmingham on July 03, 2009, 11:53:32 AM: Quote from: Kaos on July 03, 2009, 11:47:11 AM
Doug Segrest's column on recruiting and recruiting sites makes little sense. It's incredibly poorly-written. I can't believe people pay for this garbage. A sixth-grader could have done a better job. It has no real point other than to suck Saban's ballsack and curry favor with that arrogant piece of shit.

Further, it quotes Andrew Bone, the Tuscaloosa News recruiting writer who is the fucking POSTER CHILD for homerism and strafing other schools in the promotion of the Crimpson horde. How the fuck can you expect your position to be taken seriously when you're quoting Andrew "I suck Saban's" Bone?

http://blog.al.com/segrest/2009/07/segrest_wheres_the_beef_alabam.html (http://blog.al.com/segrest/2009/07/segrest_wheres_the_beef_alabam.html)

Use the dictionary for something other than sitting on to reach the table, please.
Title: Re: Credibility 0, Stupidity 1
Post by: Kaos on July 03, 2009, 12:01:55 PM: Quote from: Birmingham on July 03, 2009, 11:53:32 AM
Use the dictionary for something other than sitting on to reach the table, please.

It's a purposeful misspelling, goober. It follows the lines of the following:

Bammer, Nashunal Champeenship, Tahd and the other redneck things your Klan spouts.
Title: Re: Credibility 0, Stupidity 1
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2009, 12:02:02 PM: Quote from: Birmingham on July 03, 2009, 11:53:32 AM
Use the dictionary for something other than sitting on to reach the table, please.

I saw that too. The correct spelling is Crimpsum.
Title: Re: Credibility 0, Stupidity 1
Post by: Birmingham on July 03, 2009, 12:04:15 PM: Quote from: Kaos on July 03, 2009, 12:01:55 PM
It's a purposeful misspelling, goober. It follows the lines of the following:

Bammer, Nashunal Champeenship, Tahd and the other redneck things your Klan spouts.

You whine like a skank.
Title: Re: Credibility 0, Stupidity 1
Post by: Jumbo on July 03, 2009, 12:06:09 PM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on July 03, 2009, 12:02:02 PM
I saw that too. The correct spelling is Crimpsum.
Rohl Tawd :rimshot:
Title: Re: Credibility 0, Stupidity 1
Post by: Kaos on July 03, 2009, 01:55:31 PM: Quote from: Birmingham on July 03, 2009, 12:04:15 PM
You whine like a skank.

learned it from your mom.
Title: Re: Credibility 0, Stupidity 1
Post by: The Prowler on July 03, 2009, 02:01:25 PM: What's really funny is that Coach Midget wants someone "higher up" to look into the recruiting websites. Here's a starting point....bammer online, that should keep them busy for a while.
Title: Re: Credibility 0, Stupidity 1
Post by: Townhallsavoy on July 03, 2009, 02:03:31 PM: Quote from: The Prowler on July 03, 2009, 02:01:25 PM
What's really funny is that Coach Midget wants someone "higher up" to look into the recruiting websites. Here's a starting point....bammer online, that should keep them busy for a while.

Saban wants them looked at as well. Don't you get it? Saban just wants an equal playing field. He doesn't want anyone to recruit negatively against him or for him.

What a guy. :vn:
Title: Re: Credibility 0, Stupidity 1
Post by: Birmingham on July 03, 2009, 02:27:31 PM: Quote from: Kaos on July 03, 2009, 01:55:31 PM
learned it from your mom.

(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii262/countrybdp/richardnut1-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Credibility 0, Stupidity 1
Post by: AWK on July 03, 2009, 02:43:49 PM: Quote from: Birmingham on July 03, 2009, 02:27:31 PM
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii262/countrybdp/richardnut1-2.jpg)
You sure do hold a grudge when called out.
Title: Re: Credibility 0, Stupidity 1
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2009, 02:54:54 PM: Damn, that Richard Simmons sure is a limber little fella'.
Title: Re: Credibility 0, Stupidity 1
Post by: Townhallsavoy on July 03, 2009, 03:20:51 PM: (http://www.wondercliparts.com/congratulations/congratulation_graphics_2.gif)

Birmingham is the first poster on TigersX to figure out how to get banned! Super Secret Rule #1 states DO NOT POST PICTURES OF RICHARD SIMMONS SHOWING OFF HIS CROTCH.

Peace out, B'ham. It was nice knowing you! :no: