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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: AUTailgatingRules on June 04, 2009, 04:26:20 PM
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I know most of you are beer snobs and laugh at us Miller Lite/Bud Light drinkers. Given that fact, if you are a domestic consumer of the greatest beverage on earth, I have discovered a new beer.
I just cracked my first ever Miller Genuine Draft Light 64. While it may not have quite as much flavor as my normal Miller Light, it is definately drinkable and actually quite good. It saves about 30 calories a beer over Miller Lite and about 40 calories a beer over Bud Light. Therefore on a normal weeknight I will be saving about 180 calories, on a normal day on the golf course (about 3 days a week) I will be saving at least 300 calories if not a little more.
And as my theme song states " The Whole World Needs a Drink". Terrie Clark does it better but her version won't work on here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I7X9jgEOJw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I7X9jgEOJw)
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I agree MGD 64 is a very drinkable beer not much taste but it gets the job done.
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I don't care much for beer, but I have discovered a true weight loss secret.
I've dropped 31 pounds since March 20. I haven't been hungry, I haven't deprived myself, I haven't thrown up. I still eat at McDonalds occasionally. Ate at Burger King today.
This secret was given to me by a doctor.
Anyone interested in the secret, please to be sending me three payments of just $19.95.
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Alcohol content? Typical light beer is 4.2%, have a hard time believing they can get that much alcohol in 64 calories, meaning you have to drink more to catch a decent buzz.
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I don't care much for beer, but I have discovered a true weight loss secret.
I've dropped 31 pounds since March 20. I haven't been hungry, I haven't deprived myself, I haven't thrown up. I still eat at McDonalds occasionally. Ate at Burger King today.
This secret was given to me by a doctor.
Anyone interested in the secret, please to be sending me three payments of just $19.95.
I know, you have to eat a Sham Wow before each meal
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I know most of you are beer snobs and laugh at us Miller Lite/Bud Light drinkers. Given that fact, if you are a domestic consumer of the greatest beverage on earth, I have discovered a new beer.
I just cracked my first ever Miller Genuine Draft Light 64. While it may not have quite as much flavor as my normal Miller Light, it is definately drinkable and actually quite good. It saves about 30 calories a beer over Miller Lite and about 40 calories a beer over Bud Light. Therefore on a normal weeknight I will be saving about 180 calories, on a normal day on the golf course (about 3 days a week) I will be saving at least 300 calories if not a little more.
My beer preferences vary depending on my activity:
1) Restaurant/bar/home drinking: something with a great flavor (beer snob beer)
2) Beach/boat/golf drinking: something cheap, light and domestic.
Those things said, if you're really counting calories while slamming 10 beers, then you need to also be searching for the elusive fat-free french fry. Drink what you enjoy.
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I know, you have to eat a Sham Wow before each meal
Nope. No special diet. Diets are doomed to failure. They sell books, but they don't work.
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Alcohol content? Typical light beer is 4.2%, have a hard time believing they can get that much alcohol in 64 calories, meaning you have to drink more to catch a decent buzz.
It actually only has 2.8% vs 4.2 in Miller Lite. However for the enjoyment of a weekday or golf course beer, the "drunk" is really not the main goal.
Here is a good website to see alcohol and calorie content:
http://www.alcoholcontents.com/beer/beer.htm (http://www.alcoholcontents.com/beer/beer.htm)
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Nope. No special diet. Diets are doomed to failure. They sell books, but they don't work.
Paul McKenna?
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Nope. No special diet. Diets are doomed to failure. They sell books, but they don't work.
It's called smaller portions and exercise. Not rocket science
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It's called smaller portions and exercise. Not rocket science
Shut up bitch! I want my payments of $19.95.
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It's called smaller portions and exercise. Not rocket science
No, no, no.
It's called a colon cleanse.
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No, no, no.
It's called a colon cleanse.
Didn't on of the pussy whipped fuckers on the board agree to one of these not long ago? Wonder how it worked out?
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I don't care much for beer, but I have discovered a true weight loss secret.
I've dropped 31 pounds since March 20. I haven't been hungry, I haven't deprived myself, I haven't thrown up. I still eat at McDonalds occasionally. Ate at Burger King today.
This secret was given to me by a doctor.
Anyone interested in the secret, please to be sending me three payments of just $19.95.
Ahhh, The infamous cocaine diet.
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It's called smaller portions and exercise. Not rocket science
Thanks. Now I can save my money and not give it to Kaos.
I saw some exercise guru on TV the other night advertising his book and DVD of workouts and recipes. He advertised no special pills or potions, but diet and exercise. What amazed me was that he is making a fortune off this. Common sense should tell you that if you are fat and overweight to put down the KFC and start exercising.
As far as no magic pill, Ephedra (Ma Huang, the real stuff) was a damn fine facilitator in the weight loss process......fucking FDA!
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Shut up bitch! I want my payments of $19.95.
Sorry, no can do. I want 3 "Easy" payments of $19.95. I'm gonna' have to go with the eating less and exercise thing.
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I actually saw a weight loss thing on one of the local news channels in BHam last night that i had to laugh out loud at. There are actually people selling some thing that is as thin as a piece of paper that you put on your skin and then wrap it with Seran wrap (no shit). You leave yourself wrapped up for about 45 minutes to an hour and they claim that you can lose up to 3 inches with each treatment.
Fat people will buy anything to keep stuffing their faces and still lose weight.
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Sorry, no can do. I want 3 "Easy" payments of $19.95. I'm gonna' have to go with the eating less and exercise thing.
If you act in the next 15 minutes, I'll take off 1 of the easy payments.
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Speaking of ads (Quick hijack) I was in Atlanta this past weekend and a radio commercial comes on for something called "Myegg.com". Apparently, you can order yourself and egg and get all knocked up...for 3 easy payments of $19.95.
They were talking like it was a damn appliance store commercial.
"Say, Betty, I've been wanting to get all preggo but I'm just not sure what egg to use."
"Joan, you need to check out myegg.com"
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No, no, no.
It's called a colon cleanse.
That what I tell my wife when, well, I ask too, well, you know. :devil:
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If you act in the next 15 minutes, I'll take off 1 of the easy payments.
Operators are standing by...
Seriously? 31 pounds gone since March 20. I was at the doctor the first week of March. As I'm leaving he told me I really needed to drop a few pounds to help avoid problems down the road -- heart attack, stroke, diabetes, you know, minor shit. So I tell him I wish there was some miracle way to do it, blah blah blah.
The doctor -- first time I've ever seen him -- tells me he's got a prescription that's guaranteed to work. If I want, he'll write me one.
Prescription? "Eat less. Exercise more."
At first I was pissed. Smart ass doctor charging me for that shit. Fuck him. But then I realized that was the reality.
Started slow. Pay attention to what I eat now. Not obsessed with it, but realize that I can't super-size and No, I don't really need fries with that every time. Nor is the milkshake a good idea.
31 since March 20. And I'm just starting. I've put a target of weighing the same thing I did the day I graduated high school out there. And I'm going to do it by the Auburn season opener.
Why? So when I get pissed at Chizik, I can jump higher.
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I actually saw a weight loss thing on one of the local news channels in BHam last night that i had to laugh out loud at. There are actually people selling some thing that is as thin as a piece of paper that you put on your skin and then wrap it with Seran wrap (no shit). You leave yourself wrapped up for about 45 minutes to an hour and they claim that you can lose up to 3 inches with each treatment.
Fat people will buy anything to keep stuffing their faces and still lose weight.
I know several that have tired every gimmick under the sun. My wife has a friend that is.....well, she's fat to put it honestly, and she has tired every pill and gimmick, always complaining about being tired. All I can think is "if you would start eating better and try walking when you get home instead of firing up the DVR you could lose some weight and feel better".
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Back on topic: The second MGD 64 tasted pretty good too! Here's hoping the third one won't dissapoint.
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Operators are standing by...
Seriously? 31 pounds gone since March 20. I was at the doctor the first week of March. As I'm leaving he told me I really needed to drop a few pounds to help avoid problems down the road -- heart attack, stroke, diabetes, you know, minor shit. So I tell him I wish there was some miracle way to do it, blah blah blah.
The doctor -- first time I've ever seen him -- tells me he's got a prescription that's guaranteed to work. If I want, he'll write me one.
Prescription? "Eat less. Exercise more."
At first I was pissed. Smart ass doctor charging me for that shit. Fuck him. But then I realized that was the reality.
Started slow. Pay attention to what I eat now. Not obsessed with it, but realize that I can't super-size and No, I don't really need fries with that every time. Nor is the milkshake a good idea.
31 since March 20. And I'm just starting. I've put a target of weighing the same thing I did the day I graduated high school out there. And I'm going to do it by the Auburn season opener.
Why? So when I get pissed at Chizik, I can jump higher.
Damn that is some serious weight loss.
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Back on topic: The second MGD 64 tasted pretty good too! Here's hoping the third one won't dissapoint.
You should pour a glass of bourbon on ice and let the ice melt a little while drinking your 3rd one. Remember you need "good, clean" calories!
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You should pour a glass of bourbon on ice and let the ice melt a little while drinking your 3rd one. Remember you need "good, clean" calories!
I prefer my bourbon (Jack Daniels) in an Auburn stadium cup. Here's the recipe:
Fill said stadium cup to the rim with crushed ice
add roughly 6oz of Jack
Fill remainder of cup with diet Sprite
Mix and enjoy
Makes me kind of feel like I'm at an AU game. Another great side effect after one or two is it gives me amazing staying power.
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I prefer my bourbon (Jack Daniels) in an Auburn stadium cup. Here's the recipe:
Fill said stadium cup to the rim with crushed ice
add roughly 6oz of Jack
Fill remainder of cup with diet Sprite
Mix and enjoy
Makes me kind of feel like I'm at an AU game. Another great side effect after one or two is it gives me amazing staying power.
That works too. Never tired the Diet Sprite though, I will have to remember to try that.
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Operators are standing by...
Seriously? 31 pounds gone since March 20. I was at the doctor the first week of March. As I'm leaving he told me I really needed to drop a few pounds to help avoid problems down the road -- heart attack, stroke, diabetes, you know, minor shit. So I tell him I wish there was some miracle way to do it, blah blah blah.
The doctor -- first time I've ever seen him -- tells me he's got a prescription that's guaranteed to work. If I want, he'll write me one.
Prescription? "Eat less. Exercise more."
At first I was pissed. Smart ass doctor charging me for that shit. Fuck him. But then I realized that was the reality.
Started slow. Pay attention to what I eat now. Not obsessed with it, but realize that I can't super-size and No, I don't really need fries with that every time. Nor is the milkshake a good idea.
31 since March 20. And I'm just starting. I've put a target of weighing the same thing I did the day I graduated high school out there. And I'm going to do it by the Auburn season opener.
Why? So when I get pissed at Chizik, I can jump higher.
Congrats on the weight loss, My 5'1 320lb doctor told me to eat smaller portions, she assured me thats what she does!
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I prefer my bourbon (Jack Daniels) in an Auburn stadium cup. Here's the recipe:
Fill said stadium cup to the rim with crushed ice
add roughly 6oz of Jack
Fill remainder of cup with diet Sprite
Mix and enjoy
Makes me kind of feel like I'm at an AU game. Another great side effect after one or two is it gives me amazing staying power.
Jack Daniels is not bourbon.
Losing weight- Ever see a fat crack head?
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Jack Daniels is not bourbon.
Losing weight- Ever see a fat crack head?
Man has a valid point!
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Operators are standing by...
Seriously? 31 pounds gone since March 20. I was at the doctor the first week of March. As I'm leaving he told me I really needed to drop a few pounds to help avoid problems down the road -- heart attack, stroke, diabetes, you know, minor shit. So I tell him I wish there was some miracle way to do it, blah blah blah.
The doctor -- first time I've ever seen him -- tells me he's got a prescription that's guaranteed to work. If I want, he'll write me one.
Prescription? "Eat less. Exercise more."
At first I was pissed. Smart ass doctor charging me for that shit. Fuck him. But then I realized that was the reality.
Started slow. Pay attention to what I eat now. Not obsessed with it, but realize that I can't super-size and No, I don't really need fries with that every time. Nor is the milkshake a good idea.
31 since March 20. And I'm just starting. I've put a target of weighing the same thing I did the day I graduated high school out there. And I'm going to do it by the Auburn season opener.
Why? So when I get pissed at Chizik, I can jump higher.
I lost 30 lbs in 6 weeks on Weight Watchers at the first of the year. Don't consider it a diet, it's a way to eat every day of your life. You can eat ANYTHING, you just have to count it towards daily points total. Write down EVERYTHING you eat or drink. It's amazing how much you get to eat if you plan what you eat, and try to eat better more filling foods. I still got my beer or wine in the evening, and if I wanted, I could eat junk food, but I preferred stuff that had less points, and learned how to choose better.