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Title: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Birmingham on June 03, 2009, 09:21:21 AM
Can I depend on you guys to not give me a hard time when the NCAA ruling is handed down?  I'll be in a vulnerable state and would appreciate it if you guys would maybe just not discuss it much.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on June 03, 2009, 09:38:56 AM
I could give 2 fucks less what happens to Alabama. I will just think it's fucking hilarious that the savior was only scoring recruits by cheating his ass off....

IF it is proved to be that way...
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 03, 2009, 09:40:29 AM
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Saniflush on June 03, 2009, 09:40:46 AM
Can I depend on you guys to not give me a hard time when the NCAA ruling is handed down?  I'll be in a vulnerable state and would appreciate it if you guys would maybe just not discuss it much.

You and a couple of others around here will only get the usual ribbing as far as I'm concerned but there are some others that will have to crawl back under their rock to hide.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Birmingham on June 03, 2009, 09:46:33 AM
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I could give 2 fucks less what happens to Alabama. I will just think it's fucking hilarious that the savior was only scoring recruits by cheating his ass off....

IF it is proved to be that way...

Obviously I was kidding when I started this thread but just to be on the same page, you do realize that there aren't any recruiting violations involved with the textbook case, right?
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on June 03, 2009, 09:49:28 AM
Obviously I was kidding when I started this thread but just to be on the same page, you do realize that there aren't any recruiting violations involved with the textbook case, right?

Well if that is all that comes down...I really couldn't care less...
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Saniflush on June 03, 2009, 09:53:42 AM
Obviously I was kidding when I started this thread but just to be on the same page, you do realize that there aren't any recruiting violations involved with the textbook case, right?

I don't know what there is or isn't.  This was more of a general statement.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Birmingham on June 03, 2009, 09:56:11 AM
Sani, I was talking about WarEagle!!!'s comment.  I appreciate your kindness though, I'll go fist myself now.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Birmingham on June 03, 2009, 09:59:12 AM
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I could give 2 fucks less what happens to Alabama. I will just think it's fucking hilarious that the savior was only scoring recruits by cheating his ass off....

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Obviously I was kidding when I started this thread but just to be on the same page, you do realize that there aren't any recruiting violations involved with the textbook case, right?

Well if that is all that comes down...I really couldn't care less...

 :blink: :blink: :blink:
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 03, 2009, 10:03:02 AM
Obviously I was kidding when I started this thread but just to be on the same page, you do realize that there aren't any recruiting violations involved with the textbook case, right?

Unless you consider Failure to Monitor a violation.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on June 03, 2009, 10:06:16 AM
Obviously I was kidding when I started this thread but just to be on the same page, you do realize that there aren't any recruiting violations involved with the textbook case, right?

You don't know that. 

The NCAA was pretty harsh in their PLOI.  They very well could have discovered people associated with Alabama mentioning the textbook scam to recruits as a means of swaying them to sign with UA. 

I've got no evidence to back that up, but it's not out of the realm of possibility. 
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Birmingham on June 03, 2009, 10:22:35 AM
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Quote from: Birmingham on Today at 07:46:33 AM
Obviously I was kidding when I started this thread but just to be on the same page, you do realize that there aren't any recruiting violations involved with the textbook case, right?

Unless you consider Failure to Monitor a violation.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Birmingham on June 03, 2009, 10:25:12 AM
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You don't know that.

The NCAA was pretty harsh in their PLOI.  They very well could have discovered people associated with Alabama mentioning the textbook scam to recruits as a means of swaying them to sign with UA.

I've got no evidence to back that up, but it's not out of the realm of possibility. 

Soooo.... they would tell potential student athletes that if they'd come to Alabama they would get free textbooks???  How would that be any different than any other school?
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: AWK on June 03, 2009, 10:33:06 AM
Soooo.... they would tell potential student athletes that if they'd come to Alabama they would get free textbooks???  How would that be any different than any other school?

Key word is scam, reading comprehension.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Saniflush on June 03, 2009, 10:35:00 AM
Soooo.... they would tell potential student athletes that if they'd come to Alabama they would get free textbooks that they do not need and could then sale back for the benjamins???  How would that be any different than any other school?


is how I read it.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 03, 2009, 10:37:16 AM
Soooo.... they would tell potential student athletes that if they'd come to Alabama they would get free textbooks???  How would that be any different than any other school?


Come to bama, so you can make a little extra cash selling your books as well as all your friend's books back.  Then, come the stripper parties and the blow.  Well...as soon as we find another distributor.  You interested?
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: RWS on June 03, 2009, 10:41:37 AM
Come to bama, so you can make a little extra cash selling your books as well as all your friend's books back.  Then, come the stripper parties and the blow.  Well...as soon as we find another distributor.  You interested?
How could they possibly sell them back to the school to make a profit? They were "checked out" under the student athlete's account. A book checked out under the student athlete's account has to come back to the store just the same, otherwise the athlete will get charged for it. Its the same concept as a library. If I were a student athlete and got a book I shouldn't have with my account, and then I gave it to a friend, and that friend didn't return it, I would be charged. If I return the book as I should, then I won't get charged and I don't get any money back, because I never paid money for it in the first place. Or, am I totally incorrect about how student athletes books are checked out? I don't see how any book given to a student athlete could possibly be returned for cash because it was free to them in the first place, correct? The whole time he was at a particular school, he would be labeled a student athlete, correct?
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 03, 2009, 10:53:13 AM
How could they possibly sell them back to the school to make a profit? They were "checked out" under the student athlete's account. A book checked out under the student athlete's account has to come back to the store just the same, otherwise the athlete will get charged for it. Its the same concept as a library. If I were a student athlete and got a book I shouldn't have with my account, and then I gave it to a friend, and that friend didn't return it, I would be charged. If I return the book as I should, then I won't get charged and I don't get any money back, because I never paid money for it in the first place. Or, am I totally incorrect about how student athletes books are checked out? I don't see how any book given to a student athlete could possibly be returned for cash because it was free to them in the first place, correct? The whole time he was at a particular school, he would be labeled a student athlete, correct?

Geez...your sacrasm meter is obviously broken.  Thanks for the diatribe though.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on June 03, 2009, 10:55:03 AM
How could they possibly sell them back to the school to make a profit? They were "checked out" under the student athlete's account. A book checked out under the student athlete's account has to come back to the store just the same, otherwise the athlete will get charged for it. Its the same concept as a library. If I were a student athlete and got a book I shouldn't have with my account, and then I gave it to a friend, and that friend didn't return it, I would be charged. If I return the book as I should, then I won't get charged and I don't get any money back, because I never paid money for it in the first place. Or, am I totally incorrect about how student athletes books are checked out? I don't see how any book given to a student athlete could possibly be returned for cash because it was free to them in the first place, correct? The whole time he was at a particular school, he would be labeled a student athlete, correct?

It is the same concept as the library...or at least it's supposed to be.  I thought the allegations were that student athletes were getting their free books and instead of returning them, they were SELLING them to other people therefore turning a profit.  Am I wrong on that? 
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Saniflush on June 03, 2009, 10:56:47 AM
It is the same concept as the library...or at least it's supposed to be.  I thought the allegations were that student athletes were getting their free books and instead of returning them, they were SELLING them to other people therefore turning a profit.  Am I wrong on that? 

I thought they were trading them straight up for cars in Gadsden.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Birmingham on June 03, 2009, 11:05:31 AM
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It is the same concept as the library...or at least it's supposed to be.  I thought the allegations were that student athletes were getting their free books and instead of returning them, they were SELLING them to other people therefore turning a profit.  Am I wrong on that?

Zero dollars and zero cents were involved in any of the book violations.  They were getting books for their friends.  It has been made rather clear than no money changed hands.  I'm certain that most don't believe that.  I probably wouldn't if the roles were reversed. 
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: RWS on June 03, 2009, 11:23:22 AM
Zero dollars and zero cents were involved in any of the book violations.  They were getting books for their friends.  It has been made rather clear than no money changed hands.  I'm certain that most don't believe that.  I probably wouldn't if the roles were reversed. 
Correct. If you read the report from UA, the NCAA agreed with them that no money every changed hands between anybody. This was confirmed through questioning from the UA staff and NCAA investigators. At the time of the report, all books had either been returned or were paid for in full by any student athlete involved.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on June 03, 2009, 11:25:16 AM
If all this is the case...you guys have nothing to worry about. Good luck with that!
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Saniflush on June 03, 2009, 11:28:35 AM
Zero dollars and zero cents were involved in any of the book violations.  They were getting books for their friends.  It has been made rather clear than no money changed hands.  I'm certain that most don't believe that.  I probably wouldn't if the roles were reversed. 

Who then sold them and laundered the money.


"Okay.OK.OK"
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Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 03, 2009, 12:10:27 PM
Can I depend on you guys to not give me a hard time when the NCAA ruling is handed down?  
You are in luck,  partially anyway.  Most of the guys on this board are incapable of giving ANYONE a hard time without pharmaceutical intervention...

But as for me?  You can depend on me to remind you every time you show up around here that you are an inbred white trash fuckstick from the Ham.  Take your pleas for sympathy and shove them up your ass along with your "feelings" - damn, boy, I done told you once this ain't no gotdamm Dr. Phil show...

Hugs!!

TW
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: CCTAU on June 03, 2009, 01:38:51 PM
Can I depend on you guys to not give me a hard time when the NCAA ruling is handed down?  I'll be in a vulnerable state and would appreciate it if you guys would maybe just not discuss it much.

Shut up. BITCH!
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 03, 2009, 02:22:40 PM
Shut up. BITCH!

Friend...you don't say much, but when you do it's to the point and I salute you for it.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Argo on June 03, 2009, 05:55:29 PM
I thought they were trading them straight up for cars in Gadsden.

Well honestly, a book does hold around the same value as a car in this new and improved economy.  I say it's totally fair.   
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: boartitz on June 03, 2009, 06:04:59 PM
Correct. If you read the report from UA, the NCAA agreed with them that no money every changed hands between anybody. This was confirmed through questioning from the UA staff and NCAA investigators. At the time of the report, all books had either been returned or were paid for in full by any student athlete involved.
Ever consider that the friends got the books at a fraction of the cost with the stipulation they had to be returned at the end of semester? Kinda like renting the book.
Then the player/students involved lied about receiving cash.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 03, 2009, 08:59:43 PM
Just a side note.  I personally don't give a flying fuck about textbook fondling or whatever the hell they did.  I think student athletes deserve a little spending cabbage anyway.  Scholarships are worth a shitload of money and value that can't be measured...(If they choose to take advantage of it)  But, these athletes are making quasi-skwazillions for the school too.  They need a little peel off to be able to go to the movies, take a date out to eat, have a beer if they so choose...Hell, selling my textbooks at the end of a semester was straight up buttah, baby.  $26.32 cash money in hand.  6-pack and a dime bag...good times. 

Now, if coaches or boosters or whoever are paying recruits, buying cars, givin' mama a house or remodeling her kitchen...fuck em'.  You're breaking the rules.  You're cheating like I did on my Chemistry final.  You deserve to go down. 

But textbooks?  Please.  It's almost embarrassing to make fun of that. 
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Birmingham on June 03, 2009, 09:18:10 PM
It's criminal that they make money off of each players likeness every year (NCAA football 2010) and they aren't compensated for it.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: AUChizad on June 03, 2009, 09:23:41 PM
$26.32 cash money in hand.  6-pack and a dime bag...good times. 
For $26.32? In the 80's? You had expensive taste for a college kid.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on June 03, 2009, 09:32:36 PM
Just a side note.  I personally don't give a flying fuck about textbook fondling or whatever the hell they did.  I think student athletes deserve a little spending cabbage anyway.  Scholarships are worth a shitload of money and value that can't be measured...(If they choose to take advantage of it)  But, these athletes are making quasi-skwazillions for the school too.  They need a little peel off to be able to go to the movies, take a date out to eat, have a beer if they so choose...Hell, selling my textbooks at the end of a semester was straight up buttah, baby.  $26.32 cash money in hand.  6-pack and a dime bag...good times. 

Now, if coaches or boosters or whoever are paying recruits, buying cars, givin' mama a house or remodeling her kitchen...fuck em'.  You're breaking the rules.  You're cheating like I did on my Chemistry final.  You deserve to go down. 

But textbooks?  Please.  It's almost embarrassing to make fun of that. 

Do you read my posts and then just agree with what I say? Damn...my dad taught you well! It must be that great Jeff Davis Diploma!
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 03, 2009, 09:57:55 PM
Do you read my posts and then just agree with what I say? Damn...my dad taught you well! It must be that great Jeff Davis Diploma!

I never read your posts.  I have you on ignore, beeeeyyyoootch!!!
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: number1bammer on June 04, 2009, 12:20:21 PM
I could give 2 fucks less what happens to Alabama. I will just think it's fucking hilarious that the savior was only scoring recruits by cheating his ass off....

IF it is proved to be that way...

Speaking of scoring recruits....what time is the Demarcus Milliner presser today :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: #1Bammer on June 04, 2009, 12:21:19 PM
Speaking of scoring recruits....what time is the Demarcus Milliner presser today :thumbsup:

  1:00 p.m.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 04, 2009, 12:28:54 PM
  1:00 p.m.

Wait a damn minute...there can't be two number 1 bammers, no matter how you type it.
It's GO Time!
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: number1bammer on June 04, 2009, 12:34:25 PM
NO Shit, this is proposperous :jaw:
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: #1Bammer on June 04, 2009, 12:38:54 PM
NO Shit, this is proposperous :jaw:


  Shut your cockholster, I am the REAL #1Bammer!!!!!!!!!!! :moon:
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: number1bammer on June 04, 2009, 12:41:01 PM
The way you throw the term "cockholster" around, you sound like prowler's "partner"!
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: #1Bammer on June 04, 2009, 12:47:20 PM
The way you throw the term "cockholster" around, you sound like prowler's "partner"!

  No no no no!!  Get it right, prowler and jr4au are partners!!!  You dumb bammerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! :bar:
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: JR4AU on June 04, 2009, 12:51:25 PM
  No no no no!!  Get it right, prowler and jr4au are partners!!!  You dumb bammerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! :bar:

 :wtf:

Fuck off turder bitch!
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: #1Bammer on June 04, 2009, 12:57:01 PM
:wtf:

Fuck off turder bitch!

  Please dont respond to my post fag!
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: JR4AU on June 04, 2009, 12:58:29 PM
  Please dont respond to my post fag!


:fu:
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 04, 2009, 01:01:05 PM
so, how long before numerounobammer shows up and challenges both of you to a tickle fight?
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 04, 2009, 01:22:03 PM
I love this board.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: number1bammer on June 04, 2009, 02:12:07 PM
so, how long before numerounobammer shows up and challenges both of you to a tickle fight?

Did someone say tickle fight?  YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSS :tongue:
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: number1bammer on June 04, 2009, 02:13:47 PM
BTW.....MILLINER to BAMA, looks like we are reaping the benefits of BIG CAT WEEKEND. Thanks coach cheeze!!
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: #1Bammer on June 04, 2009, 02:14:02 PM
Did someone say tickle fight?  YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSS :tongue:

  tickle....tickle.....tickle........   :tits:
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: #1Bammer on June 04, 2009, 02:15:32 PM
BTW.....MILLINER to BAMA, looks like we are reaping the benefits of BIG CAT WEEKEND. Thanks coach cheeze!!

  Dont forget about tigger prowl also!
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: number1bammer on June 04, 2009, 02:16:19 PM
Hey whatever works!!! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: The Prowler on June 04, 2009, 03:33:37 PM
Milliner didn't come to the "Big Cat Weekend".....dumbass.  Did the coaches try to contact him to come?  Yeah, I'm pretty sure they did.  Why didn't he come?  You might want to ask Coach Foshee.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: number1bammer on June 04, 2009, 04:01:04 PM
Milliner didn't come to the "Big Cat Weekend".....dumbass.  Did the coaches try to contact him to come?  Yeah, I'm pretty sure they did.  Why didn't he come?  You might want to ask Coach Foshee.

Actually it was because of big cat weekend, he saw everyone down there making asses of themselves and throwing shit stained toliet paper at one another and said wtf, :puke: I'm rolling with the tide.  
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: #1Bammer on June 04, 2009, 04:48:45 PM
Milliner didn't come to the "Big Cat Weekend".....dumbass.  Did the coaches try to contact him to come?  Yeah, I'm pretty sure they did.  Why didn't he come?  You might want to ask Coach Foshee.

  Oh god! Here you go again. Coach Foshee? Are you serious?  Do you get tired of coming up with fucking pathetic excuses why your sorry ass coaches cant pull in a top recruits in this state? Does it hurt that bad knowing that your coaches cant compete with Bama's? Or is it the fact that you know your team is gonna get that ASS KICKED for a long time! Just like last year! 36-0  Damn it really must suck to be you!    Does it really hurt that bad?? It must. :fu:
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Birmingham on June 04, 2009, 04:50:45 PM
What the hell happened to this thread???
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Ogre on June 04, 2009, 04:51:11 PM
What the hell happened to this thread???

Your bretheren douched it up, as usual.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 04, 2009, 04:58:18 PM
Geico sux.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: The Prowler on June 04, 2009, 05:15:00 PM
 Oh god! Here you go again. Coach Foshee? Are you serious?  Do you get tired of coming up with fucking pathetic excuses why your sorry ass coaches cant pull in a top recruits in this state? Does it hurt that bad knowing that your coaches cant compete with Bama's? Or is it the fact that you know your team is gonna get that ASS KICKED for a long time! Just like last year! 36-0  Damn it really must suck to be you!    Does it really hurt that bad?? It must. :fu:
                   Coach Foshee is a HUGE bammer and Milliner has been signed, sealed & now verbally delivered.  No excuses there, just plain facts, you fuckin' mouthbreathing, piece of trailer trash.  He's been a bammer lock for months, it was solidified when he stated that he wanted another $tar.  He stated that either before or after he attended ONE Camp, not only did the recruiting sites give him that extra $tar, they bumped him up to the #1 CB, eventhough he doesn't play CB.....again, this was after one camp.
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 04, 2009, 05:24:26 PM
What the hell happened to this thread???
Dude, don't blame me.  I answered your pathetic plea...  Your mouthbreathing sister humping kinfolks done screwed it all up... can't you keep them locked up better than that?
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: JR4AU on June 04, 2009, 05:27:24 PM
 Oh god! Here you go again. Coach Foshee? Are you serious?  Do you get tired of coming up with fucking pathetic excuses why your sorry ass coaches cant pull in a top recruits in this state? Does it hurt that bad knowing that your coaches cant compete with Bama's? Or is it the fact that you know your team is gonna get that ASS KICKED for a long time! Just like last year! 36-0  Damn it really must suck to be you!    Does it really hurt that bad?? It must. :fu:

I think it must suck a helluva lot worse to be a pathetic bammer retard living on an Auburn forum running smack because there's no fear of getting your teeth knocked down your throat.  

 You're a pathetic :homo:
Title: Re: Can I depend on you guys?
Post by: number1bammer on June 04, 2009, 10:13:26 PM
I think it must suck a helluva lot worse to be a pathetic bammer retard living on an Auburn forum running smack because there's no fear of getting your teeth knocked down your throat.  

 You're a pathetic :homo:

Damn imatation #1bammer, by the looks of that last quote, :) they do know you!!