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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Prowler on May 14, 2009, 11:26:53 PM
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(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/theprowler64/ChizikandBo.jpg)
Coach Chizik and Bo Jackson...
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(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/theprowler64/ChizikandBo.jpg)
Coach Chizik and Bo Jackson...
Why is our coach wearing a blouse?
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Why is our coach wearing a blouse?
:rofl: I had no idea I was going to laugh that hard when I opened this thread. On all accounts I thought this was a cool photo until I saw your comment. lol.
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My dad wears shit like that...in terrycloth (sp?)
He's our dad but we still point and laugh.
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:rofl: I had no idea I was going to laugh that hard when I opened this thread. On all accounts I thought this was a cool photo until I saw your comment. lol.
I thought it was better than ......"Wonder Twin powers activate!"
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My dad wears shit like that...in terrycloth (sp?)
He's our dad but we still point and laugh.
make sure you tell him it's a blouse.
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make sure you tell him it's a blouse.
Perhaps he got a free bowl of soup with it.
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I thought it was better than ......"Wonder Twin powers activate!"
Seriously though who the fuck raises their arms to knuckle bump? Surely this dropped him to number 11 in that magnificant coaches poll.
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Perhaps he got a free bowl of soup with it.
Well it looks good on you though.
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Well it looks good on you though.
Hey Bo don't tell'em your Jewish
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Well it looks good on you though.
You get a free bowl of Soup with it!
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You get a free bowl of Soup with it!
Reading is fundamental!
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Seriously though who the fuck raises their arms to knuckle bump? Surely this dropped him to number 11 in that magnificant coaches poll.
Damn, you folks are critical...
Bo's raising his fist too, in case you didn't notice.
Should Chizik have punched him in the nuts instead?
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Reading is fundamental!
You must have been something before electricity!
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Damn, you folks are critical...
Bo's raising his fist too, in case you didn't notice.
Should Chizik have punched him in the nuts instead?
That would have been funnier...
Main Entry: sar·casm
Pronunciation: \ˈsär-ˌka-zəm\
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwarəs- to cut
Date: 1550
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b: the use or language of sarcasm
synonyms see wit
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Damn, you folks are critical...
Bo's raising his fist too, in case you didn't notice.
Should Chizik have punched him in the nuts instead?
You're assuming Bo initiated the bump. Assuming facts not in evidence.
From the record of evidence can you state conclusively which of the two men initiated said bump?
Have you ever been offered a fist-bump and declined? Under what circumstances would you decline?
At what height do you normally offer fist bumps?
Is it your testimony that based only on the evidence presented that Bo Jackson initiated a fist bump and the defendant -- Mr. Chizik -- was forced to go high?
I didn't think so.
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You're assuming Bo initiated the bump. Assuming facts not in evidence.
From the record of evidence can you state conclusively which of the two men initiated said bump?
Have you ever been offered a fist-bump and declined? Under what circumstances would you decline?
At what height do you normally offer fist bumps?
Is it your testimony that based only on the evidence presented that Bo Jackson initiated a fist bump and the defendant -- Mr. Chizik -- was forced to go high?
I didn't think so.
:bugs:
IMO fist bumps should only be done at appox 3" above the waist and not to exceed 1" above the clavicle.
Now if it were a high five I would have no qualms with it.
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You're assuming Bo initiated the bump. Assuming facts not in evidence.
From the record of evidence can you state conclusively which of the two men initiated said bump?
Have you ever been offered a fist-bump and declined? Under what circumstances would you decline?
At what height do you normally offer fist bumps?
Is it your testimony that based only on the evidence presented that Bo Jackson initiated a fist bump and the defendant -- Mr. Chizik -- was forced to go high?
I didn't think so.
I can't quit you.
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Now, looking at the picture, Bo might've been going for a High Five. Then Coach Chizik decided to go with a High Fist Bump, which caused Bo to change his mind at the last awkward second to a fist.
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Now, looking at the picture, Bo might've been going for a High Five. Then Coach Chizik decided to go with a High Fist Bump, which caused Bo to change his mind at the last awkward second to a fist.
Only Bo would be quick enough to do that and avoid the embarassment of the dreaded "open hand on fist" disaster that occurs when one mistakenly thinks the fist bump initiator is going to "high 5". It's really the whole reason for the "fist bump max height rule" in the fist place. Come to think of it, Bo probably just read his mind.
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Bo was just going over the top, guys. No big deal.
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Okay dammit...here's another for your viewing pleasure there Kaos.
He looks like a natural on the Goofy Golf tour.
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Have you ever been offered a fist-bump and declined? Under what circumstances would you decline?
No, one should never decline a fist-bump. That's just bad form - unless of course the person offering said bump was infected with teh leprosy.
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Seriously though who the fuck raises their arms to knuckle bump? Surely this dropped him to number 11 in that magnificant coaches poll.
Or maybe his dog is a Great Dane?
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Okay dammit...here's another for your viewing pleasure there Kaos.
He looks like a natural on the Goofy Golf tour.
or the LPGA.
Blouse
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or the LPGA.
Blouse
But it looked great with the penny loafers he wore on the course.
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He just looks goofy.
(http://blog.al.com/birmingham-news-sports/2009/05/large_Gene%20Chizik%20putts%200514.jpg)
Like Jack Palance's bastard child.
(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f210/Anon_Pix/Obit/palance_main.jpg)
(http://blog.al.com/goldmine/2009/03/medium_GeneChizikSigning.JPG)
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He just looks goofy.
(http://blog.al.com/birmingham-news-sports/2009/05/large_Gene%20Chizik%20putts%200514.jpg)
That guy looks like he would beat the living shit out of this guy.
(http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/Dolphins_Nick_Saban_with_headset_over_eyes.bmp)
All I'm sayin.
Since when has Jack Palance been considered "goofy"?
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I am going to have to agree with Mr. Flush. Someone needs to tell the corch that his players can't go out on the field with their shirts untucked, he should follow the same rules.
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That guy looks like he would beat the living shit out of this guy.
(http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/Dolphins_Nick_Saban_with_headset_over_eyes.bmp)
All I'm sayin.
Since when has Jack Palance been considered "goofy"?
Well if we were doing a tag-team wrestling match, I'd be happier with Chizik than Saban. Unfortunately we're not. If physically beating Saban up was the objective, I'd rather have Chuck Liddel (sp?) or Jackie Chan or Mickey Rourke. I'd take most of you over Saban. But that's not the goal, is it?
There are a lot of people who can beat the living shit out of me. I can buy and sell them because I am smarter than they are.
Jack Palance was a hack.
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I am going to have to agree with Mr. Flush. Someone needs to tell the corch that his players can't go out on the field with their shirts untucked, he should follow the same rules.
That shirt is designed to be untucked. It's from the Wal Mart Corey Pavin collection.
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I am going to have to agree with Mr. Flush. Someone needs to tell the corch that his players can't go out on the field with their shirts untucked, he should follow the same rules.
The golf field?
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Well if we were doing a tag-team wrestling match, I'd be happier with Chizik than Saban. Unfortunately we're not. If physically beating Saban up was the objective, I'd rather have Chuck Liddel (sp?) or Jackie Chan or Mickey Rourke. I'd take most of you over Saban. But that's not the goal, is it?
There are a lot of people who can beat the living shit out of me. I can buy and sell them because I am smarter than they are.
Jack Palance was a hack.
I'm not projecting his ability to coach into his physical appearance.
This is a response to you stating the man looks goofy. "Goofy" is not typically a word that describes someone you admit would beat the living shit out of you. Or someone you compare to Jack Palance, Chuck Liddell, Jackie Chan, or Mickey Rourke...ok maybe Jackie Chan.
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I'm not projecting his ability to coach into his physical appearance.
This is a response to you stating the man looks goofy. "Goofy" is not typically a word that describes someone you admit would beat the living shit out of you. Or someone you compare to Jack Palance, Chuck Liddell, Jackie Chan, or Mickey Rourke...ok maybe Jackie Chan.
I think lots of people who could beat the shit out of me look completely goofy. They look like assclowns. And for the record I made no comparison between Chizik and Liddell, Chan or Rourke other than to say that if beating Saban's ass were the objective they would be better choices than Chizik. Hell, they might be better for the job he has come to think of it...
But back to appearances. This guy right here could probably kill me to death with his hands, but that doesn't stop him from looking like a ridiculous douchebag. What's your point?
(http://www.brutonstroube.com/FILES/News/fight_matt.jpg)
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He has a cool chain.
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Jack Palance was a hack.
Oh no you di'int.
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Oh no you di'int.
He was not a good actor. I don't know what all else he was, but he was a scene-chewing ham.