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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Birmingham on April 07, 2009, 12:05:10 PM
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...with these players.
http://auburn.rivals.com/commitlist.asp?sport=1&school=7&year=2010#page3 (http://auburn.rivals.com/commitlist.asp?sport=1&school=7&year=2010#page3)
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...with these players.
http://auburn.rivals.com/commitlist.asp?sport=1&school=7&year=2010#page3 (http://auburn.rivals.com/commitlist.asp?sport=1&school=7&year=2010#page3)
You're truly AUBsessed aren't you?
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...with these players.
http://auburn.rivals.com/commitlist.asp?sport=1&school=7&year=2010#page3 (http://auburn.rivals.com/commitlist.asp?sport=1&school=7&year=2010#page3)
Ok, since you seem to be another recruiting expert, care to break down each kid?
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...with these players.
http://auburn.rivals.com/commitlist.asp?sport=1&school=7&year=2010#page3 (http://auburn.rivals.com/commitlist.asp?sport=1&school=7&year=2010#page3)
Cody Parkey may look 12 but he kicks ass.
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Ok, since you seem to be another recruiting expert, care to break down each kid?
He doesn't know shit about anything football.
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What's wrong with me starting a thread in favor of the 2010 Auburn recruiting class. I think you guys are too sensitive when it comes to us bammers.
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I guess it wouldn't be a bad idea to breakdown these 3 titans for you guys since I'm obviously in favor of them. I certainly won't shy away from such an opportunity.
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...with these players.
http://auburn.rivals.com/commitlist.asp?sport=1&school=7&year=2010#page3 (http://auburn.rivals.com/commitlist.asp?sport=1&school=7&year=2010#page3)
what's the big deal nitwit? they are 17 years old big fucking deal, I know everyone on your team is hulk hogan but what's so funny? you find humor in the stupidest things, go look a pic of Eltoro and then STFU.
God you "people' are stupid :stewie:
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I guess it wouldn't be a bad idea to breakdown these 3 titans for you guys since I'm obviously in favor of them. I certainly won't shy away from such an opportunity.
That should be worth it's weight in gold for comedic value. A moron "breaking down" recruits. Have at fuckstick!
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I guess it wouldn't be a bad idea to breakdown these 3 titans for you guys since I'm obviously in favor of them. I certainly won't shy away from such an opportunity.
Cody Parkey is heading your way as we speak to kick your ass. What's that smell???
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That should be worth it's weight in gold for comedic value. A moron "breaking down" recruits. Have at fuckstick!
give him a break he's almost as smart as a pig
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(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii262/countrybdp/JAKEHOLLAND09AC100.jpg)
Jake Holland/Inside Linebacker: 6'1" 228 lbs - Forty: 4.56 - BENCH: 345 - GPA: 3.2
Auburn pulls in one of the best linebackers in the state of Alabama in Pelham's Jake Holland. While it may look like he just went through a 16 sack of Krystals while finishing a giant J it will come as a surprise to you that he is a very solid student and has more than proven his worth in the state of Alabama when it comes to football. In his Junior year Holland finished with 129 tackles in 11 games while recording 74 solo tackles. There was more than just a pile of bong resin in Hollands pocket when it came to offers from other schools. Ole Miss, UAB and Vanderbilt were fighting for his services before he ultimetly decided upon staying in his home state and enrolling at Auburn. This is music to new head coach Gene Chizik's ears as he has taken on the responsibility of proving he can compete for the top pot heads in the state of Alabama.
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(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii262/countrybdp/JAKEHOLLAND09AC100.jpg)
Jake Holland/Inside Linebacker: 6'1" 228 lbs - Forty: 4.56 - BENCH: 345 - GPA: 3.2
Auburn pulls in one of the best linebackers in the state of Alabama in Pelham's Jake Holland. While it may look like he just went through a 16 sack of Krystals while finishing a giant J it will come as a surprise to you that he is a very solid student and has more than proven his worth in the state of Alabama when it comes to football. In his Junior year Holland finished with 129 tackles in 11 games while recording 74 solo tackles. There was more than just a pile of bong resin in Hollands pocket when it came to offers from other schools. Ole Miss, UAB and Vanderbilt were fighting for his services before he ultimetly decided upon staying in his home state and enrolling at Auburn. This is music to new head coach Gene Chizik's ears as he has taken on the responsibility of proving he can compete for the top pot heads in the state of Alabama.
Why do you hate pot heads?
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(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii262/countrybdp/SHAWNKITCHENS6_11100.jpg)
Shaun Kitchens/Athlete: 6'3" 211 lbs - Forty: 4.65 - BENCH: 245 - GPA: Not Applicable
If you're looking for an athlete to build a team around, you might be doing yourself a favor by offering Georgia standout Shaun Kitchens. While spending time at quarterback and receiver Kitchens accumulated stats that haven't been seen in the state of Georgia since Forsyth's Antwoin Daniels. As a receiver Kitchens scored 2 touchdowns while padding an enormous 5 completions at quarterback. In what seems to be a team searching for its identity, Auburn may have found the missing link that will carry them back to competing for a National Championship every single year. Kitchens held offers from 5 other schools including West Virginia, Kentucky and N.C. State.
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FYI b'ham, but Jake Holland is a fuckin' heat seeking missile of a Linebacker....Kowaski Kitchens will probably remind everyone of Karlos Dansby if the coaches decide to utilize him at Linebacker, if not then he'll remind everyone of Anthony Mix while he's laying your linebackers flat on their backs. As for Cody Parky, he's one of, if not The, Best Kicker in the Country....so yeah, right now, Auburn is off to a really good start.
As for your own team....lets take a look at some of your Pot Heads from last year and Lard Asses from the past two years, shall we.
Here's a guy's Mug Shot
Rod Woodson (2009 recruit that apparently just got out of Jail)
(http://vmedia.rivals.com/IMAGES/PROSPECT/PHOTO/ROD-WOODSON-100.JPG)
This guy is so fat that he can't even open his eyes, the Ganja probably helps his Thighroid problem
DJ Fluker (2009)
(http://vmedia.rivals.com/IMAGES/PROSPECT/PHOTO/DJFLUKER6_7100.JPG)
Here's a guy that'll remind everyone of Towelie, from South Park...."Wanna get High?"
Nico Johnson (2009)
(http://vmedia.rivals.com/IMAGES/PROSPECT/PHOTO/NICOJOHNSON4_24100.JPG)
He and Towelie are Really friends
Chris Bonds (2009)
(http://vmedia.rivals.com/IMAGES/PROSPECT/PHOTO/CHRISBONDS3_9100.JPG)
This guy makes the China Buffet people cry
Chad Lindsey (2010)
(http://vmedia.rivals.com/IMAGES/PROSPECT/PHOTO/CHADLINDSAY2_22100.JPG)
This one super sizes....Everything
Austin Shepherd (2010 prospect that uat stole from their brother/son....UAB)
(http://vmedia.rivals.com/IMAGES/PROSPECT/PHOTO/AUSTINSHEPHARD6_11100.JPG)
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(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii262/countrybdp/616770m.jpg)
Cody Parkey/Kicker: 6'1" 185 lbs - Forty: Not Applicable - BENCH: Not Applicable - GPA: PVH (Probably Very High
If you've found yourself in a situation where you have a long snapper on scholarship and are wondering what you could do to compliment your unique situation, offer the strongest foot in the nation. Cody Parkey is in an elite group when it comes to the 2010 kicking class. With a field goal percentage of 71% and a long of 55 it's not hard to see why every other kicker in the country is carrying Cody's little jockstrap. As a punter he placed 13 kicks inside the 20 his sophomore year before deciding to exclusively kick field goals and extra points for the rest of his highschool career. Though Cody had no other offers, Auburn was the place that he had hoped would come calling. When the offer came he wasted little time in letting them know that he accepted and would love to kick his little heart out for the tigers next year.
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Kowaski Kitchens (ESPN U 150 Watch List)
ESPN/Scouts Inc. evaluation: Kitchens is a wonderful overall athlete with a supreme blend of size, speed and athleticism. We feel he projects as a safety/OLB hybrid initially with a fulltime move to the front seven in time. He could also play as a physically imposing wide receiver prospect on offense and has excellent overall ball skills and offensive awareness downfield. It's this same awareness that makes him a presence on defense. Displays the ability to generate power quickly and close on ball carriers with good explosiveness. Possesses a good short-area burst and straight-line closing speed on the perimeter. Shows good experience attacking near the line of scrimmage and can effectively string plays out to the sideline with his long wingspan and adequate upper-body strength.
He is an explosive blitzer both off the edge and up the middle. Shows very good feet, can play off blocks and shows very good closing burst and a violent attitude upon contact. Moves well through the lateral trash avoiding blockers in space with his quick feet and ability to burst under cutoff blocks. Coverage skill and range are very impressive. Shows the range and lateral mobility at safety to get through the trash, find sharp pursuit angles, and chase to the sideline. Is at his best coming forward on the football. At OLB, he can turn, get depth quickly, level off and attack underneath routes.
However, for Kitchens' leverage can be an issue when filling at the point of attack. Needs to win the pad level battle to mask his lack of power when taking on blockers and tackling bigger ball carriers. He cannot afford to play high, especially in the secondary. Must stay low when in the box shedding blockers. He must become more than just a blitzer that is disruptive. Overall, it is Kitchens' measurables that have garnered early attention as well as his ability to run.
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This guy is so fat that he can't even open his eyes, the Ganja probably helps his Thighroid problem
DJ Fluker (2009)
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii262/countrybdp/DJFLUKER6_7100.jpg)
for a guy that is as "fat" as you say, he moves pretty damn quick. And dances better than you too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMh1sROxzaU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMh1sROxzaU)
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Prowler, I was asked to breakdown Auburn's 3 commits. I'm not bashing them, I've given them credit for their great accomplishments. This thread was to pump you guys up, you have an amazing 2010 class so far. I don't understand where your hostility is coming from.
I thought I gave a fairly good breakdown.
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You guys are getting entirely too sensitive. B'hams posts in this thread have been funny.
Lighten the fuck up.
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Jake Holland
ESPN/Scouts Inc. evaluation: It's difficult to find many fundamental flaws in Holland's game at linebacker. He is smart, tough, instinctive with the versatility to play inside or outside at the next level in our eyes. Has good size with his bulk and compact, durable frame. Lacks great length for a true outside position but has a good frame for a stacked strongside 'backer. Between the tackles he is very reactive and finds the the football quickly. Mirrors the ball carrier well with good short-area redirection skill and lateral agility. Stays square to line of scrimmage helping him limit cutback creases and avoid being turned out of the hole. Shows good downhill quickness and burst filling his middle and backside run gaps; often beats blockers to the point of attack and makes plays on the ball inside-out. Stalemates the cutoff block in the hole with good strength and leverage. A guy who can hold his base. Displays good hand technique and strength shedding and keeping blockers off his body when scrapping. Pulverizing tackler who drives through the ball carrier from his hips but does not always get his head around. Flashes good chase speed and closing acceleration when supporting the outside run. Plays with a high motor and pursues well sideline-to-sideline. What really stands out his hip-fluidity and athleticism in coverage for a thicker linebacker. Doesn't lose a lot in transition opening and turning. Ball and awareness skills are very good. However, he does show some stiffness at times breaking down in space and is a guy with good football speed but is not overly fast; which could get exploited at the next level. Lacks sharp change-of-direction skill. When projecting inside, he does need to add some size and improve his short-area power at the point of attack to remain productive and durable. Moves well laterally but we have not seen great fluidity slipping or sidestepping the trash which he will need to do until he gains the required bulk. Overall, we still feel Holland projects to be a very solid and productive linebacker at the next level in a blue-collar type style. Potentially the leader of his defensive unit and a guy with invaluable intangibles.
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You guys are getting entirely too sensitive. B'hams posts in this thread have been funny.
Lighten the fuck up.
I agree, I assume he is being sincere.
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I personally liked the bong resin breakdown.
By the way, DJ so fat, his favorite food is...seconds.
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Prowler, I was asked to breakdown Auburn's 3 commits. I'm not bashing them, I've given them credit for their great accomplishments. This thread was to pump you guys up, you have an amazing 2010 class so far. I don't understand where your hostility is coming from.
I thought I gave a fairly good breakdown.
You gave a fairly good breakdown, and a funny one at that....but, you started the topic to bash them by saying "these guys will be kick ass for Auburn in 2010 (Tongue in cheek)...I guess it wouldn't be a bad idea to breakdown these 3 titans"
As for DJ Dancing well for a big guy.....He's actually performing more dance moves inside his skin, but because he's so fat, you just can't see it that well. lol
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Bravo to Birmingtard and Prowler for their informative and humorous breakdowns of rival recruiting classes of present and past.
Is it just me or does Jake Holland have a little bit of that Sloth from the Goonies eye droop thing going on?
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii262/countrybdp/JAKEHOLLAND09AC100.jpg) VS (http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sloth-goonies.jpg)
HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSS
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Bravo to Birmingtard and Prowler for their informative and humorous breakdowns of rival recruiting classes of present and past.
Is it just me or does Jake Holland have a little bit of that Sloth from the Goonies eye droop thing going on?
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii262/countrybdp/JAKEHOLLAND09AC100.jpg) VS (http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sloth-goonies.jpg)
HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSS
PUT..THE BONG....DOWN!!!
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PUT..THE BONG....DOWN!!!
So it's just me.
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I'll give you barners some credit, I think your record will improve from last years. Hell it cant get to much worse!
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I'll give you barners some credit, I think your record will improve from last years. Hell it cant get to much worse!
Or too much worse! I LOVE ENGRISH!
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I'll give you barners some credit, I think your record will improve from last years. Hell it cant get to much worse!
Or too much worse! I LOVE ENGRISH!
That wonderful bammer edjamacashun shining through!
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Bravo to Birmingtard and Prowler for their informative and humorous breakdowns of rival recruiting classes of present and past.
Is it just me or does Jake Holland have a little bit of that Sloth from the Goonies eye droop thing going on?
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii262/countrybdp/JAKEHOLLAND09AC100.jpg) VS (http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sloth-goonies.jpg)
HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSS
Now.....Sloth, would be the Perfect Middle Linebacker.
Somewhat similar to....
(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm42/theprowler64/JackLambert.jpg)
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I think the Prowler has nailed it.
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I honestly thought cheez would be able to compete with the great Saban in recruiting, however from the start of things it looks like the ass whippings will continue :s&m: Just saying
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I honestly thought cheez would be able to compete with the great Saban in recruiting, however from the start of things it looks like the ass whippings will continue :s&m: Just saying
Bammers: Judging books by their covers because they can't read.
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I honestly thought cheez would be able to compete with the great Saban in recruiting, however from the start of things it looks like the ass whippings will continue :s&m: Just saying
riiiiiiight bammer, just see what your dumb bammer ass wants to see. Are you "people" all just fucking stupid?
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riiiiiiight bammer, just see what your dumb bammer ass wants to see. Are you "people" all just fucking stupid?
Almost as stupid as you dumbass barners thinking your program is somewhat relevant in college football! Wait a sec, your football program has never been relevant in college football! What was I thinking. Oh yea, you guys did go undefeated once......... if you were relevant, you would have played for the NC, but your team is not!!!!! I for one thought the barn should have played in the NC game.
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Almost as stupid as you dumbass barners thinking your program is somewhat relevant in college football! Wait a sec, your football program has never been relevant in college football! What was I thinking. Oh yea, you guys did go undefeated once......... if you were relevant, you would have played for the NC, but your team is not!!!!! I for one thought the barn should have played in the NC game.
An irrelevant program that has dominated yours over the past decade. Hell, in my lifetime (26 years).
You guys should be used to that, what with teams like LA Monroe and the Utah team you guys thought didn't deserve to share a field with you either handing you your ass.
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An irrelevant program that has dominated yours over the past decade. Hell, in my lifetime (26 years).
You guys should be used to that, what with teams like LA Monroe and the Utah team you guys thought didn't deserve to share a field with you either handing you your ass.
When is the last time your tiggers have scored a touchdown?? mmmmmm....... its been a while!! Hell they didnt even score a touchdown against MSU! What was 3-2?
36-0 Bama Bitch!!!
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When is the last time your tiggers have scored a touchdown?? mmmmmm....... its been a while!! Hell they didnt even score a touchdown against MSU! What was 3-2?
36-0 Bama Bitch!!!
Hey, at least we beat them so they didn't have a streak going on us like they did on you guys at that point.
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When is the last time your tiggers have scored a touchdown?? mmmmmm....... its been a while!! Hell they didnt even score a touchdown against MSU! What was 3-2?
36-0 Bama Bitch!!!
What the fuck does that say about your cesspool of a football program, hoof, if you're getting Dominated by an irrelevant team (uat words) for the past 25 years?
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Hey, at least we beat them so they didn't have a streak going on us like they did on you guys at that point.
Your are correct about that!
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Almost as stupid as you dumbass barners thinking your program is somewhat relevant in college football! Wait a sec, your football program has never been relevant in college football! What was I thinking. Oh yea, you guys did go undefeated once......... if you were relevant, you would have played for the NC, but your team is not!!!!! I for one thought the barn should have played in the NC game.
every time you open that dick sucker you show what a stupid fuck you really are, we have gone undefeated 6 times, so just shut the fuck up until you get a clue, fool. Seriously you are one stupid mother fucker
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Dude, yall got beat by Vandy,Houston Nutt owns that ass, Georgia kicks the shit out of ya and if you think 36-0 was a fluke you fuckers are in for a treat!! :fu:
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Dude, yall got beat by Vandy,Houston Nutt owns that ass, Georgia kicks the shit out of ya and if you think 36-0 was a fluke you fuckers are in for a treat!! :fu:
blah, blah blah same shit different dumb ass bammer. :fu:
:stewie:
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every time you open that dick sucker you show what a stupid fuck you really are, we have gone undefeated 6 times, so just shut the fuck up until you get a clue, fool. Seriously you are one stupid mother fucker
There you go with your favorite words "dick" and "sucker"! Ur gross!
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There you go with your favorite words "dick" and "sucker"! Ur gross!
my god you are lame! no wonder your wife pulls trains at the Jimmy Hale Mission for crack rock
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Hey, at least we beat them so they didn't have a streak going on us like they did on you guys at that point.
Like Arkansas? :thumbsup: Bama Bitch!!
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my god you are lame! no wonder your wife pulls trains at the Jimmy Hale Mission for crack rock
She used to run track back in High School. Now she tricks off the track right by school.
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Like Arkansas? :thumbsup: Bama Bitch!!
2007 Auburn 9 Arkansas 7, dipshit.
One game is not a streak, no matter how desperately you guys want that to be so after your ONE Iron Bowl win in recent memory...
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2007 Auburn 9 Arkansas 7, dipshit.
One game is not a streak, no matter how desperately you guys want that to be so after your ONE Iron Bowl win in recent memory...
Who leads all time series in the Iron Bowl?? Thats what I thought BIOOOOTTTCCHHHHHH!
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Who leads all time series in the Iron Bowl?? Thats what I thought BIOOOOTTTCCHHHHHH!
Bama does, by a handful of games, who won 6 or the last 7? who last lost to a team like La Monroe? La TechX2? Hawaii?
I'm beginning to think you're an AU fan ACTING like a bammer, not even a real bammer could be a stupid as you seem to be. (and thats fucking stupid)
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A couple of interesting facts that I was unaware of until the other day:
Parkey's mom is an AU grad
Ali Sharrief is Tana Patrick's cousin
Since we were talking recruits, I figured that would be fun to throw in there.
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Bama does, by a handful of games, who won 6 or the last 7? who last lost to a team like La Monroe? La TechX2? Hawaii?
I'm beginning to think you're an AU fan ACTING like a bammer, not even a real bammer could be a stupid as you seem to be. (and thats fucking stupid)
Spin it barner spin it !!!!!! Thats what you barners do best!!!
36-0 Bioooootttccchhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! :fu:
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Spin it barner spin it !!!!!! Thats what you barners do best!!!
36-0 Bioooootttccchhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! :fu:
Suck it bammer suck it. It's what you faggots do best!
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Suck it bammer suck it. It's what you faggots do best!
Tekturna is your friend.