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Title: Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act
Post by: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 01:56:00 PM
Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act case
Associated Press • March 26, 2009

  SAGINAW, MI - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.


Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.


The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.


Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.


Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.

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I can't imagine that feeling good.

Now I have to worry about THAT when I vacuum out my car.
Title: Re: Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 26, 2009, 02:32:32 PM
Hey...it slipped.
Title: Re: Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act
Post by: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 02:41:45 PM
Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 26, 2009, 02:32:32 PM
Hey...it slipped.

.... and unzipped my pants.... and got past my undies... and
Title: Re: Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 26, 2009, 02:57:09 PM
Better hurry.  Those things only stay on 4 minutes at a time.  No time for vacuum foreplay.
Title: Re: Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act
Post by: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 03:03:40 PM
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 26, 2009, 02:57:09 PM
Better hurry.  Those things only stay on 4 minutes at a time.  No time for vacuum foreplay.


WIFE - "hey, where are you going with all of those quarters?"
me - "To vacuume out the car.  :vn:"  dirty little hose
Title: Re: Man gets 90 days in jail in vacuum sex act
Post by: Jumbo on March 27, 2009, 09:01:16 PM
That sucks and blows.