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Title: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 01:33:38 PM: I want to walk around all day with a 'my dick is big' smile. and because I have a small prick.

any body else with a small prick tried it?
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 26, 2009, 01:41:11 PM: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 01:43:43 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 26, 2009, 01:41:11 PM
Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

That's my dream. I think in about 6 or 7 months I should be able to centerfold in Playgirl.
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: Saniflush on March 26, 2009, 01:46:18 PM: Quote from: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 01:43:43 PM

That's my dream. I think in about 6 or 7 months I should ~~be able to centerfold in Playgirl~~ have balls like gelatin.
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 01:47:51 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on March 26, 2009, 01:46:18 PM

Squeezably soft?
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: AWK on March 26, 2009, 01:51:08 PM: Quote from: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 01:43:43 PM

That's my dream. I think in about 6 or 7 months I should be able to centerfold in Playgirl.
What the fuck am I going to do with a third leg?
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: Saniflush on March 26, 2009, 01:51:23 PM: Quote from: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 01:47:51 PM

Squeezably soft?

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/saniflush/340x.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 01:58:08 PM: Quote from: AWK on March 26, 2009, 01:51:08 PM
What the fuck am I going to do with a third leg?

Enter a triathalon?
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: Saniflush on March 26, 2009, 01:59:32 PM: Quote from: AWK on March 26, 2009, 01:51:08 PM
What the fuck am I going to do with a third leg?

Lay on the sofa eating cheetos all day?
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: AWK on March 26, 2009, 02:43:18 PM: I always wanted to fuck Rosie O' Donnell.
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 26, 2009, 02:47:08 PM: Quote from: AWK on March 26, 2009, 02:43:18 PM
I always wanted to be fucked by Rosie O' Donnell.
Fixed
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 02:47:31 PM: Quote from: AWK on March 26, 2009, 02:43:18 PM
I always wanted to fuck Rosie O' Donnell.

That's aiight... so long as you didn't say, "make love".
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 26, 2009, 02:52:35 PM: I just want some well deserved respect from my neighborhood because of my generous swelling of pride.
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 03:01:21 PM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 26, 2009, 02:52:35 PM
I just want some well deserved respect from my neighborhood because of my generous swelling of pride.

EXACTLY! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: boartitz on March 26, 2009, 03:02:24 PM: You can get it at WalMarks if you don't mind the checkout girls knowing you have a small dick.
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 03:08:21 PM: Quote from: boartitz on March 26, 2009, 03:02:24 PM
You can get it at WalMarks if you don't mind the checkout girls knowing you have a small dick.

"Price Check on Extenze, checkout 7.... Price check on small dick pills on checkout 7 please."
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 26, 2009, 03:22:37 PM: Quote from: boartitz on March 26, 2009, 03:02:24 PM
You can get it at WalMarks if you don't mind the checkout girls knowing you have a small dick.
Not if you buy the Magnums with it...juss sayin.
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: BloodTypeORANGEandBLUE on March 26, 2009, 03:28:06 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 26, 2009, 03:22:37 PM
Not if you buy the Magnums with it...juss sayin.

Now THAT'S the kind of thinking that might secure a phone number from said cashier. :gig:

too bad I could only use the magnums as trash can liners or for balloon animals.
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 26, 2009, 03:50:00 PM: Wellll....I haven't seen too many WalMarks cashiers that I really need #'s from. Not sayin' they aren't out there...just not in the WallyWorld's I've been to.
Title: Re: I'm thinking about ordering some Extenze.
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 26, 2009, 03:51:38 PM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 26, 2009, 03:50:00 PM
Wellll....I haven't seen too many WalMarks cashiers that I really need #'s from. Not sayin' they aren't out there...just not in the WallyWorld's I've been to.
Yeah, maybe up North or something. The ones here in Alabama could snag lightning.