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Title: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: ssgaufan on March 18, 2009, 03:23:10 PM
Chris Douchebag Lowe of espn lists Trent I'm still in High School Richardson as one of the top five RBs in the SEC.  Is he fucking high?  Or does he just love to suck the tiny little cock of saban too?  Sure the kid might end up being in the top five before his playing days are over, hell he might even win the Heisman (doubt it though, bama doesn't care about individual trophies) but as of right now there is no way in hell that he is top five.  Him being one of the top five right now would be like Prowler, Chopper, Kaos, and Weasel being friends.  Just not possible.
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Kaos on March 18, 2009, 06:49:47 PM
Chris Douchebag Lowe of espn lists Trent I'm still in High School Richardson as one of the top five RBs in the SEC.  Is he fucking high?  Or does he just love to suck the tiny little cock of saban too?  Sure the kid might end up being in the top five before his playing days are over, hell he might even win the Heisman (doubt it though, bama doesn't care about individual trophies) but as of right now there is no way in hell that he is top five.  Him being one of the top five right now would be like Prowler, Chopper, Kaos, and Weasel being friends.  Just not possible.

He subsists on "peanut buttah sammiches."  Isn't that alone enough to rank him there? 

The kid is probably going to be seriously good if he stays on the field. Steriod-good physical specimen.  Dumber than 50 bricks.  Every time he was interviewed it was like he was confessing to NCAA violations.  In the famous "peanut buttah sammich" interview he said something along the lines of "some nights we ain't got nothin' to eat but peanut buttah sammiches. I be glad when I signs with Alabama and me and momma can start affordin' to eat out and stuff..." 

Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Greaseyweasel on March 18, 2009, 08:48:20 PM
  Him being one of the top five right now would be like Prowler, Chopper, and Weasel being friends.  Just not possible.

I can't wait to get together with those two guys. Of course the smell of cocks and cum everytime they speak will take some getting used to. 
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Jumbo on March 19, 2009, 05:06:24 AM
I can't wait to get together with those two guys. Of course the smell of cocks and cum everytime they speak will take some getting used to. 
Prowler would scare the shit out of you. :clap:
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 19, 2009, 09:33:42 AM
Was this the same guy that put Julio Jones in his top five wide receivers before 2008 started? 

I mean, I know he was eventually proven right, but it was still dumb as hell. 
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: RWS on March 19, 2009, 10:33:11 AM
I think everybody knows the kid is a beast, but he hasn't even played the first down of Spring practice for that matter. Maybe he will be in the top 5 in 09, maybe he won't. But it is dumb to proclaim something that specific before the kid even steps foot on campus.
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: The Prowler on March 19, 2009, 10:41:22 AM
I can't wait to get together with those two guys. Of course the smell of cocks and cum everytime they speak will take some getting used to. 
What you're saying is that, you have experience with the smell of cock(s) and cumming? So, does the Sham-WOW do a better job of cleaning the spooge from your chin than paper towels or toilet paper?

Pivot Man (noun); A person who is the center of attention in a Circle Jerk. Usually on his or her knees pivoting around to service the circle jerkers.
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: RWS on March 19, 2009, 10:43:56 AM
Pivot Man (noun); A person who is the center of attention in a Circle Jerk. Usually on his or her knees pivoting around to service the circle jerkers.
Why was your picture next to this entry in Webster's?
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Kaos on March 19, 2009, 10:47:49 AM
I think everybody knows the kid is a beast, but he hasn't even played the first down of Spring practice for that matter. Maybe he will be in the top 5 in 09, maybe he won't. But it is dumb to proclaim something that specific before the kid even steps foot on campus.

Agreed.  it is dumb to predict success.  BUT...

If you look around the league, where is the "stud" running back?  The closest thing to it, Georgia's Moreno, is gone to the NFL.  LSU doesn't really have one. Neither does Arkansas, Auburn, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi State, Ole Miss...  

There just isn't one.  

So when you look around and see nothing proven, it's simple enough to decide on somebody who isn't.  I can see it.  

Of all the recruits Alabama's gotten over the years this is the one that concerns me the most.  There's something freakish about this kid.   Julio, schmoolio.  This is the one who can break your heart.  And your spirit.
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Saniflush on March 19, 2009, 12:58:48 PM
 Of all the recruits Alabama's gotten over the years this is the one that concerns me the most.  There's something freakish about this kid.   Julio, schmoolio.  This is the one who can break your heart.  And your spirit.

And bank.
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: wesfau2 on March 19, 2009, 01:41:12 PM

Of all the recruits Alabama's gotten over the years this is the one that concerns me the most.  There's something freakish about this kid.   Julio, schmoolio.  This is the one who can break your heart.  And your spirit.

What the fuck is this?

Concern over a bama recruit?  Broken spirit?

Who the fuck are you and what have you done with Kaos?

Fuck bama. Fuck their mushmouthed recruit. And fuck predicting him to do anything more than mop the floors at a peep show until he proves something against the SEC big boys.

While I'm at it, fuck Kaos for this pussy, tooth-gnashing post.

Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 19, 2009, 01:47:27 PM
What the fuck is this?

Concern over a bama recruit?  Broken spirit?

Who the fuck are you and what have you done with Kaos?

Fuck bama. Fuck their mushmouthed recruit. And fuck predicting him to do anything more than mop the floors at a peep show until he proves something against the SEC big boys.

While I'm at it, fuck Kaos for this pussy, tooth-gnashing post.



Wrong thread.  The "Fuck you" thread is actually back in the...

Oh never mind.  Fuck Bama and Trin Rihsun
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Kaos on March 19, 2009, 02:15:49 PM
What the fuck is this?

Concern over a bama recruit?  Broken spirit?

Who the fuck are you and what have you done with Kaos?

Fuck bama. Fuck their mushmouthed recruit. And fuck predicting him to do anything more than mop the floors at a peep show until he proves something against the SEC big boys.

While I'm at it, fuck Kaos for this pussy, tooth-gnashing post.



No, you misunderstand what I posted. 

I wasn't talking about Auburn specifically, I was talking about the type of back this kid has the potential to be.  I've seen enough of him to have respect for his potential. 

He's the kind of back where you can be in a close game and then he romps off a 60 yard run that breaks it.  Or maybe you just need one stop to get the ball back, but he keeps grinding out three or four yards at a chunk.  He's got power and he's got speed. 

He may never do shit.  And I've never much cared who Bama recruited, or more specifically laughed at them for their masturbatory hype over every signee.

But this kid reminds me of a Cornelius Bennett type.  When he went to Bama, I had a feeling he was going to ruin people's day. 

This kid may be the next Alan Evans and he disappears from the radar.  But from a purely physical potential standpoint he might be the best back Bama's had since the fucked up Johnny Musso days. 

Doesn't mean I hate the fucks any less. I hate them more.
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: wesfau2 on March 19, 2009, 03:32:17 PM
Jesus.

Just fucking wave the white flag already.

You need to unfuck yourself.
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Kaos on March 19, 2009, 03:58:17 PM
Jesus.

Just fucking wave the white flag already.

You need to unfuck yourself.

I'm waving no white flag, dude.  And I'm 100% unfucked.  Do with that statement what you will.

But tell me when I've been wrong?  The kid has a chance to be good.  I hate that he went to Bama because if he realizes thep  potential I've seen he's going to make them dangerous on offense. He's got a combination of speed and power that is rare. 

I laughed at Brodie. I said Whoolio was as much hype as substance. I hiked my leg on Tyler Watts. I've made fun of just about every recruit the assclowns have brought in.  None of them gave me a second's pause. 

This guy is good.  He apparently doesn't have the brains of a fruit fly, but if they can tutor him enough to keep him on the field he's going to help them.  That's my belief. 

I don't want them to be good.   I want them to suck donkey ass. But I'm not going to pretend like they suck donkey ass when they don't.  Better to recognize the enemy so you can fight it. 

This guy is the enemy.  He might be the first legitimate weapon these bastards have had in a long, long time. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS_wqr370VA&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS_wqr370VA&feature=related)

He's playing 5A ball in Florida. Rushed for over 2000 yards. Averaged over nine yards per carry.

Over 200 yards in five games (4-1), over 300 in two games (2-0), over 100 in nine of ten (5-4).

The consolation?  His coach was so stupid they went 5-5 with this guy. The only team to hold him under 100 on the season was Bryant, a 6A schooll in Irvington, AL.  He got 84 that night.  You're the winner if you know who the coach at Bryant is.
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Tiger Six on March 19, 2009, 04:03:40 PM
Ronnie Cottrell
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: ssgaufan on March 19, 2009, 04:04:24 PM
I'm waving no white flag, dude.  And I'm 100% unfucked.  Do with that statement what you will.

But tell me when I've been wrong?  The kid has a chance to be good.  I hate that he went to Bama because if he realizes thep  potential I've seen he's going to make them dangerous on offense. He's got a combination of speed and power that is rare. 

I laughed at Brodie. I said Whoolio was as much hype as substance. I hiked my leg on Tyler Watts. I've made fun of just about every recruit the assclowns have brought in.  None of them gave me a second's pause. 

This guy is good.  He apparently doesn't have the brains of a fruit fly, but if they can tutor him enough to keep him on the field he's going to help them.  That's my belief. 

I don't want them to be good.   I want them to suck donkey ass. But I'm not going to pretend like they suck donkey ass when they don't.  Better to recognize the enemy so you can fight it. 

This guy is the enemy.  He might be the first legitimate weapon these bastards have had in a long, long time. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS_wqr370VA&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS_wqr370VA&feature=related)

He's playing 5A ball in Florida. Rushed for over 2000 yards. Averaged over nine yards per carry.

Over 200 yards in five games (4-1), over 300 in two games (2-0), over 100 in nine of ten (5-4).

The consolation?  His coach was so stupid they went 5-5 with this guy. The only team to hold him under 100 on the season was Bryant, a 6A schooll in Irvington, AL.  He got 84 that night.  You're the winner if you know who the coach at Bryant is.

Mike Dubose?
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Kaos on March 19, 2009, 04:09:41 PM
Ronnie Cottrell

Congratulations!  You come out of hiding to win today's big prize: A great big box of nothing...

How's the work life? 
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Tiger Six on March 19, 2009, 04:11:24 PM
Congratulations!  You come out of hiding to win today's big prize: A great big box of nothing...

How's the work life? 
My boss actually expects production.  It sucks.

He was impressed with an application I wrote for a project submission yesterday. 
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Kaos on March 19, 2009, 04:30:26 PM
My boss actually expects production.  It sucks.

He was impressed with an application I wrote for a project submission yesterday. 

Impressed is good.   Work sucks.  Agreed. 
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on March 19, 2009, 04:41:12 PM
Trent Richardson is a big time prospect, but I don't think he has superstar written all over him.  I think he will excel on a team with a veteran offensive line.  Think Glenn Coffee. 

Richardson relies more on his power than speed.  Most of his highlight films are nasty because he breaks so many tackles.  It's hard to break tackles like that in the SEC.  Consider how small he is for a power back.  He's about 5'10 (rivals says 5'11) and he's around 210 pounds.  The flashy superstars are usually more quick and elusive.  Carnell Williams, Knowshon Moreno, and Darren McFadden come to mind. 

I think he'll be good once Bama's team matures.  As for next year?  Good lord no.  For one, he won't beat out that Ingram kid.  Two, that line is going to be average. 

And Kaos, I think Charles Scott is a big time player at LSU.  I'd take him over any running back in the SEC next year. 
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 19, 2009, 04:56:39 PM
I would beg to differ on Cottrell being a bad coach...at least at the H.S. level.  It may actually mean that this kid is not good enough to carry an entire team on his back...or that the rest of his team mates sucked...which is more likely the case.

Cottrell did wonders immediately with Carroll High in Ozark.  A program that had licked monkey scrotum for years and years. 
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Kaos on March 19, 2009, 05:01:06 PM
I would beg to differ on Cottrell being a bad coach...at least at the H.S. level.  It may actually mean that this kid is not good enough to carry an entire team on his back...or that the rest of his team mates sucked...which is more likely the case.

Cottrell did wonders immediately with Carroll High in Ozark.  A program that had licked monkey scrotum for years and years. 

Cottrell's team was 4-6 last year. 

And townhall?  I went to watch the kid play.  He's good. I hate to say it, but he is.  Film doesn't begin to show it.   Glenn Coffee couldn't carry his shoelaces.  I'll be surprised if he doesn't knock Ingram down the charts. 
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: wesfau2 on March 19, 2009, 05:02:12 PM
  The kid has a chance to be good. 

Sure he does.  So does every kid that earns a scholarship to an SEC school.

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I hate that he went to Bama because if he realizes thep  potential I've seen he's going to make them dangerous on offense. He's got a combination of speed and power that is rare. 

One player, even a great RB, does not an offense make.  It takes an o-line and viable passing game (read: qbs and wrs) to make a running game work.

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I laughed at Brodie. I said Whoolio was as much hype as substance. I hiked my leg on Tyler Watts. I've made fun of just about every recruit the assclowns have brought in.  None of them gave me a second's pause. 

Nor should they...any of them.

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This guy is good.

In high school.  Let's see how he handles it when he's not the biggest, strongest, fastest kid on the field.

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  He apparently doesn't have the brains of a fruit fly

Clearly.  He chose bama.

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but if they can tutor him enough to keep him on the field he's going to help them. 

This is certain to happen.  Paging Antwan Odom.


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I don't want them to be good.   I want them to suck donkey ass. But I'm not going to pretend like they suck donkey ass when they don't. Better to recognize the enemy so you can fight it. This guy is the enemy. 

We know he's the enemy.  Any player wearing (or pledging to wear) that awful shade of red is the enemy.  You only fuel their insufferable arrogance when you bemoan their signing of your future spirit breaker.

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He might be the first legitimate weapon these bastards have had in a long, long time. 

Easy on the hyperbole.  You would certainly categorize Wholio as a legit weapon, no? 

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He's playing 5A ball in Florida. Rushed for over 2000 yards. Averaged over nine yards per carry.

Over 200 yards in five games (4-1), over 300 in two games (2-0), over 100 in nine of ten (5-4).

No one is denying the kid's success in high school or his potential for success in college.  I simply took issue with your chicken little post about the impending spirit breaking to be administered by a pre-frosh.
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 19, 2009, 05:12:36 PM
My daughter is a pre-frosh at Auburn.  That sassy, mealy mouth teenager broke my spirit long ago. 

Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: wesfau2 on March 19, 2009, 05:16:28 PM
My daughter is a pre-frosh at Auburn.  That sassy, mealy mouth teenager broke my spirit long ago. 



You left out sultry, lusty, and...uh...Steve, put the 2x4 down.

Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 19, 2009, 05:24:48 PM
You left out sultry, lusty, and...uh...Steve, put the 2x4 down.



She's coming with us to the beach Saturday and bringing two of her friends.  Perfectly okay to hit on the two friends.  My daughter, however, would only make your life a living hell.  The other two are in fact, lusty and sultry. 

Certainly, I will have my eyes closed as they trapse through the beach house in their panties. 
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: Kaos on March 19, 2009, 07:31:13 PM
I think he's the first true home run hitter they've signed in years. Whoolio is not that threat. I believe he is the kind of player who can take over a game. Did Ronnie have the ability to break your spirit? Could Carnell drive a stake through your heart?  This kid has the potential to be in that category.

It makes me sick. I hate it. But that's my opinion and it's not going to change until he proves me wrong.
Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: wesfau2 on March 19, 2009, 08:20:35 PM
She's coming with us to the beach Saturday and bringing two of her friends.  Perfectly okay to hit on the two friends.  My daughter, however, would only make your life a living hell.  The other two are in fact, lusty and sultry. 

Certainly, I will have my eyes closed as they trapse through the beach house in their panties. 

This is the sort of info you need to be sharing. Fuck Blue Point, we're hanging at the beach with your fam. I'll bring the 420s.

Title: Re: trent richardson=top five in the SEC?
Post by: El Guapo on March 23, 2009, 02:41:23 PM
A minimum of 14 Heismans for Trent and Julio.

Saban is going to find a way that they never lose their eligibility. Soon after they will put in: Saban Rule #754