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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Tiger Six on December 19, 2007, 05:37:53 PM
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Just so all the n00bs are skraight on how we roll around here:
Comedic Geniuses - Mitch Hedburg, Sarah Silverman, Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan, Mike Birbiglia and Steven Wright
Dumbasses - Larry The Poser Guy, anyone associated with Larry The Poser Guy, and Jackie Martling
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Funny - Louis C.K., Dmetri Martin
Not Funny - Dane Cook
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Funny-Zach Galifianakis
Not funny-Carlos Mencia and whatever douchebags think he's funny
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Funny-Zach Galifianakis
Not funny-Carlos Mencia and whatever douchebags think he's funny
So far, I'm on the same page as everyone.
Fuck Ned Holness AKA Carlos Menstealia.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoQjzJWUvgk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCixAktGPlg
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And directly related to my post:
Funny - Louis C.K., Dmetri Martin
Not Funny - Dane Cook
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz3_ZYYE9II
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwCiyR4-YLc
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There aren't too many people that I just flat out fucking hate but I wish a meteor would fall on Carlos Mencia. As big of a douchebag as Dane Cook is, he's not even in Mencia's universe.
Zach Galifianakis is the fucking MAN.
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Dane Cook-Vicious Circle was some funny shit, My favorite comedian is Michael Roof
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Rich Vos is pretty damn funny. He's on O&A quite a bit. I had the honor of being made fun of by him one night in NYC... course, that isn't hard to do.
Dave Attel is another one of my favorites.
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Zach Galifianakis has a connection to AU. My old roommate was an aubie a few years back and second cousins with him. His performance in Out Cold rules.
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Rich Vos is pretty damn funny. He's on O&A quite a bit. I had the honor of being made fun of by him one night in NYC... course, that isn't hard to do.
Dave Attel is another one of my favorites.
Vos is better off the cuff than his regular routine. He's got some real hack shit in his act.
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Vos is better off the cuff than his regular routine. He's got some real hack shit in his act.
Yeah, he's funnier when he just goes with the flow and says shit off the top of his head.
True story: some friends and I go to see a Yankees game. It was my first ever MLB game in person and being the huge Yankees fan that I am I of course wore a Yankees throwback jersey (#7) and a Yankees hat. After the game we just went straight to a comedy club off Broadway where Vos was performing. Somehow we talked the hostess into letting us sit in the very front. Mistake #1. So there I am, a southerner in the middle of NYC wearing Yankees garb. Mistake #2. So Vos comes on stage, starts his act and then looks at how I'm dressed and just sets in on me. My buddies are dying laughing and then he asks me why I'm dressed like I am. I told him we just came from a Yankees game. He asks me if I'm a make-a-wish foundation kid. Then he does this pathetic little voice like I'm supposed to be dying and goes "aw, geez guys, I just wanna see a Yankees game before I die." This was in front of about 100 people and my face just turns beet red. Then my buddy from Long Island mentions that I'm from Alabama and... well... it just went from there. He was cool, though. Afterwards he gave me one of his DVDs and made it out to "make-a-wish."
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Funny: Doug Stanhope and Jim Norton
Not Funny: All women comedians minus Sarah Silverman and Lisa Lampanelli
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Funny: Nick Swardson, Patton Oswalt.
Not Funny: Anyone who was ever a contestant on Last Comic Standing with maybe the exception of Doug Benson.
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Funny - Dave Attel, George Carlin, Richard Pryor
Not Funny - The entire Blue Comedy Tour (save a few of the Tater Salad guy's jokes), George Lopez
I just got on wiki to look at their list of comedians. Jackie Chan is listed?
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Funny: Dave Chappell, Rowan Atkinson (there's two extremes)
Not Funny: Al Franken, Michael Moore (maybe I should've posted this on the SGA)
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Funny - Dave Attel, George Carlin, Richard Pryor
Not Funny - The entire Blue Comedy Tour (save a few of the Tater Salad guy's jokes), George Lopez
I just got on wiki to look at their list of comedians. Jackie Chan is listed?
75% of ron whites stuff is awesome.
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Patton Oswalt is very funny.
Not funny = Dane Cook
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75% of ron whites stuff is awesome.
compared to the other hacks he tours with, maybe.
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I gotta' admit though. I saw an episode of Blue Collar where they did a skit that had all the men out on the back deck cooking out. One started off by telling the other, "Jim, you really got a nice, big deck." It just went off from there.
"Well, thank you Bob. My wife thought my deck was too big at first, but now she loves my deck. She likes to end every day on my huge deck"
"I've always thought my deck was too small. I got a little bitty ole deck"
"Well Ted, why don't you try trimming the bushes from around the base of your deck. Makes it look much bigger."
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First day I have gotten to take a look around...first full day of work.. Looks like a fun site. I want to add to the comedic genius that I think wil fit in with the board!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmDTSQtK20c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0&feature=related
I heard about these guys from my brother over Christmas and think they are hilarious!
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First day I have gotten to take a look around...first full day of work.. Looks like a fun site. I want to add to the comedic genius that I think wil fit in with the board!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmDTSQtK20c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0&feature=related
I heard about these guys from my brother over Christmas and think they are hilarious!
Tied with It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia as the funniest show on television.
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Tied with It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia as the funniest show on television.
I went to school with the writer/producer/actor in that show, Glenn Howerton. I grew up with him in Montgomery and went to Jr. High, High School and church with him for as long as I can remember. He was a funny ass dude back then and very talented. He was a pretty good athlete too. I know his family and still see them if I go to church with my parents back home...nice peeps!
Did you know he grew up in Alabama?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1097351/
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I went to school with the writer/producer/actor in that show, Glenn Howerton. I grew up with him in Montgomery and went to Jr. High, High School and church with him for as long as I can remember. He was a funny ass dude back then and very talented. He was a pretty good athlete too. I know his family and still see them if I go to church with my parents back home...nice peeps!
Did you know he grew up in Alabama?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1097351/
Yeah, I did know he went to Jeff Davis. That is awesome you know him.
See if he can hook me up with Kaitlin Olson.
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If you've never seen these, you need to check them out. This is Prank War 6:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMHidjDB_Uk
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Dirty Pool! .......but funny... :thumbsup:
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Mike Birbiglia's: Secret Public Journal
Dear Journal,
I just got back from Texas and I couldn’t get over how many “Don’t mess with Texas” bumper stickers there were. I was like, “Excuse me, Texas - I had no intention of messing with you.” And they’re like, “But you were gonna.” And I was like, “Nuh uh.” And they were like “Yea huh!” It seems to me that George Bush used this logic when devising his foreign policy. It’s like he showed up in the Middle East and was like “Don’t mess with the U.S.!” And they were like, “We weren’t going to.” And he was like, “But you did.” And they were like, “That’s our cousin - we don’t even stay in touch with him anymore.”
So I’m back in New York now and I can’t seem to stop watching the lead up to the presidential primaries, I think because it’s on every channel all the time every second of the day- with the exception of Fox news, which has done a great job of thoroughly covering the Natalee Holloway case and K-Fed’s hip hop and modeling career. I tend to think that people just vote for the candidate who serves their own selfish needs. Like if there was a candidate who could get the smell of cat pee out of my couch, I would vote for that candidate.
On the Republican side my favorite candidate is Mike Huckabee, partly because of the Chuck Norris ad which is hilarious and partly because I’ve been meaning to go to church for a while and I always watch the state of the union address, so I figure I could kill two birds with one stone.
Rudy Giuliani kind of scares me. I kind of feel like Rudy thinks 9/11 is his birthday. He gets that excited look on his face and buys himself a cake and lights two candles and watches them burn down. And then he looks around and says, “What do I get?” And his advisors are like “$15 million in speaking fees!” and he’s like, “That’s even better than last 9/11!”
Mitt Romney is like a presidential candidate from a sci-fi thriller. Like the character who never stops smiling but secretly has that Terminator 2 robot skull. Jon Edwards always gets flack for his 400-dollar haircut, but I feel like he might donate one of those haircuts to Romney, so Romney might look less like a Ken doll. Romney’s hair looks so much like Ken it makes you feel like if you pulled down those neatly pressed pants you might see Ken’s smoothed-over private parts. Maybe that’d be good for the White House. He’d be like, “I am not able to have sexual relations with that woman.”
Which brings us to Hillary, who I like but I’ve always been annoyed by - partly because I like Bill so much and I feel like she’s been cock-blocking this guy for like 30 years. C’mon Rodham - Let a player play! I feel people resist Hillary because they fear she’ll do crazy woman stuff like order wreaths for Christmas in August, so she tries to act like a man, which makes people nervous that she’ll do crazy man stuff like invade Iran, and they’re not sure they should vote for a black candidate because he might do crazy black people stuff like write catchy songs that tell bitches to “get out the way.” One of Hillary’s campaign managers got caught trying to smear Barack for drug use he talks about in his own book. That’s like trying to smear Tom Hanks for doing Bosom Buddies. Let’s focus on the fact that he saved Private Ryan!
I actually did a fundraiser for Barack Obama this week. It’s the first time I had ever done anything like that. But I’m not endorsing him - because I feel like if I endorsed him he’d lose, or at least come in third and trip over his shoelaces. But I performed at the fundraiser because he doesn’t take money from private interests. I don’t know much about politics, but that seems like a pretty admirable thing. Plus, he offered to get the pee smell out of my couch.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPyuZ6ZTqmo&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M&feature=related
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7862730076018325919 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7862730076018325919)
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Gonna have to go with funny here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KUowJzpgxs
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Funny: Nick Saban, inventory of all jokes ever known, and all jokes to come
Not Funny: for those that listen to his joke of a radio show, Paul Finebaum, why does he even attempt humor?
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I saw John Reep at the Stardome last night. :bugs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWZHc7W-CsI&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRRotGoKK2o
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRRotGoKK2o
Now THAT is :bugs:
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This is my new theme song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc8tPTVBRSc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc8tPTVBRSc)
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This is my new theme song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc8tPTVBRSc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc8tPTVBRSc)
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Thats some funny shit.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=mNqdMylbDBg
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZJss9Gla8RU
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1809483 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1809483)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV2v37u39NY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV2v37u39NY)
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bump for the doldrums