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Title: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: Ogre on February 21, 2009, 06:43:54 PM: I'm leaving in the morning for a 'work' trip to Vegas. I arrive on the Strip at 1:00 pm local time tomorrow afternoon. My flight, hotel and meals are all taken care of. I'm staying until Friday, and I've scheduled my work week to where I will be done no later than 2:00 pm each day. Staying at New York New York.

Suck it, bitches.
Title: Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: chinook on February 21, 2009, 06:56:08 PM: Quote from: Ogre on February 21, 2009, 06:43:54 PM
I'm leaving in the morning for a 'work' trip to Vegas. I arrive on the Strip at 1:00 pm local time tomorrow afternoon. My flight, hotel and meals are all taken care of. I'm staying until Friday, and I've scheduled my work week to where I will be done no later than 2:00 pm each day. Staying at New York New York.

Suck it, bitches.

lucky you. you'll feel as you never left alabama...well not exactly. the nascar race is next week in vegas.
Title: Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 21, 2009, 09:46:19 PM: Yeah, well I'll be going through Montgomery, Dothan and Tallahassee on Monday! I know you're jealous now! I'll be in Ft. Walton Tuesday! Okay... so it's not Vegas....
Title: Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: Jumbo on February 22, 2009, 06:33:09 AM: Fuck Off.
Title: Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: AWK on February 22, 2009, 04:36:02 PM: I have class Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday. I fucking win.
Title: Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: Ogre on February 22, 2009, 09:23:05 PM: Down $100 so far. Just came up to the room to shake it off and recharge my batteries - heading down for round 2 in a minute. I'm here all week, so I have to pace myself.

I prefer to think that I just spent $20 per Crown and Coke. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Title: Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 23, 2009, 01:08:19 AM: Quote from: Ogre on February 22, 2009, 09:23:05 PM
Down $100 so far. Just came up to the room to shake it off and recharge my batteries - heading down for round 2 in a minute. I'm here all week, so I have to pace myself.

I prefer to think that I just spent $20 per Crown and Coke. Yeah, that's the ticket.

A Crown & Coke at The Palms that is..... Maybe one of those Million Dollar Burgers are on the docket later? Good luck!!

What are you playing (craps, blackjack....)?
Title: Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: Ogre on February 23, 2009, 08:08:57 AM: Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on February 23, 2009, 01:08:19 AM
A Crown & Coke at The Palms that is..... Maybe one of those Million Dollar Burgers are on the docket later? Good luck!!

What are you playing (craps, blackjack....)?

Well, after flirting with being back in the black, I ended up down around $250 on the night. I stuck to BlackJack and 3 Card Poker for most of the night. I have to save the craps table for later on in the week.
Title: Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: boartitz on February 23, 2009, 08:11:33 AM: Quote from: Ogre on February 23, 2009, 08:08:57 AM
Well, after flirting with being back in the black, I ended up down around $250 on the night. I stuck to BlackJack and 3 Card Poker for most of the night. I have to save the craps table for later on in the week.
You could have bought 25 blowjobs.
Title: Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: Thrilla on February 23, 2009, 12:45:47 PM: Quote from: Ogre on February 23, 2009, 08:08:57 AM
Well, after flirting with being back in the black, I ended up down around $250 on the night. I stuck to BlackJack and 3 Card Poker for most of the night. I have to save the craps table for later on in the week.

3 Card Poker is your problem. While it's possible to win quickly at this game, you have a better chance of losing a shit ton of money very quickly if you play this a lot.

Stick with Blackjack and Craps...you can squeeze more free drinks out of the casino this way, if you're not winning.

Time to make back that $250 and get in the black so that you can get a "massage" later tonight. Perhaps a visit to the Spearmint Rhino is in order. You didn't find any used condoms in the hotel room this time, did you?
Title: Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: AWK on February 23, 2009, 01:00:29 PM: Quote from: Thrilla on February 23, 2009, 12:45:47 PM
3 Card Poker is your problem. While it's possible to win quickly at this game, you have a better chance of losing a shit ton of money very quickly if you play this a lot.

Stick with Blackjack and Craps...you can squeeze more free drinks out of the casino this way, if you're not winning.

Time to make back that $250 and get in the black so that you can get a "massage" later tonight. Perhaps a visit to the Spearmint Rhino is in order. You didn't find any used condoms in the hotel room this time, did you?
Free hotel rooms in Las Vegas are always fun.
Title: Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 23, 2009, 01:43:30 PM: Craps is the way to go for me. Fucking sweet was defined by going to New Orleans last weekend, spending a small fortune only to win back 130% of my weekend expenses at Harrah's the night before you head out.
Title: Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: wesfau2 on February 23, 2009, 02:54:23 PM: Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on February 23, 2009, 01:43:30 PM
Craps is the way to go for me.

Ditto. Blackjack is too slow paced. In addition to the slumber-inducing speed of the game, you've always got some sad-sack sitting at the table trying to make rent and bitching about everyone else's style of play.

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Fucking sweet was defined by going to New Orleans last weekend, spending a small fortune only to win back 130% of my weekend expenses at Harrah's the night before you head out.

That is fucking sweet. Congrats.
Title: Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: Ogre on February 23, 2009, 04:14:23 PM: Craps is definitely my #1 game, but I was trying not to shoot my wad too early. There is a lot of time between now and Friday. Blackjack is that game where you don't stand to lose a shit-ton of money and it lasts a while.

No, I haven't found any used condoms in my room this trip. Then again, I haven't checked since last night. I may want to do another sweep.
Title: Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: Thrilla on February 23, 2009, 05:10:14 PM: Quote from: Ogre on February 23, 2009, 04:14:23 PM
but I was trying not to shoot my wad too early.

If you go to the Spearmint Rhino, your efforts here will be in VEIN.
Title: Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: Ogre on February 27, 2009, 01:48:35 AM: I hate this godforsaken town.

That is all.
Title: Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: Jumbo on February 27, 2009, 05:39:17 AM: Quote from: Ogre on February 27, 2009, 01:48:35 AM
I hate this godforsaken town.

That is all.
I bet you dont.
Title: Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: chinook on February 27, 2009, 10:44:00 AM: Quote from: Jumbo on February 27, 2009, 05:39:17 AM
I bet you dont.

what are the odds?
Title: Re: While You Fags Are Not Being Awesome, Part II
Post by: Jumbo on February 27, 2009, 12:47:57 PM: Quote from: chinook on February 27, 2009, 10:44:00 AM
what are the odds?
Odds are he's still drunk and got in a fight!