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Title: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Kaos on February 13, 2009, 07:38:43 AM
Copying Saban, Chiz speaks to the women's basketball team. 



"That was so tight when he came in," said senior guard Whitney Boddie, who had 20 points and 10 assists. "My eyes were all big. He gave us a really good speech. I don't know if he practiced it. I was fired up. It might have had something to do with that first half."

What did he say?

"He talked about Triple-A," Boddie said. "Don't ask me what that means."

"Anyone, anywhere, anytime," teammate DeWanna Bonner interjected from the next microphone at the dais.


 Anyone, anywhere, any time = Southern Miss. 


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Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Saniflush on February 13, 2009, 08:07:24 AM
Not to put a small pinhole in your lynching party but I had never heard of Southern Miss using that and I have said it plenty.
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Kaos on February 13, 2009, 08:18:04 AM
Not to put a small pinhole in your lynching party but I had never heard of Southern Miss using that and I have said it plenty.

It's been their motto for more than 20 years.  They've done TV campaigns, billboards, radio ads and (obviously) t-shirts with the slogan on there.  Jeff Bower invented it. 
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: wesfau2 on February 13, 2009, 08:18:11 AM
I thought that was Fresno State's schtick.

You've got too much time on your hands if this bothers you.
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Saniflush on February 13, 2009, 08:20:18 AM
It's been their motto for more than 20 years.  They've done TV campaigns, billboards, radio ads and (obviously) t-shirts with the slogan on there.  Jeff Bower invented it. 

Well I'm 38 so I'm saying they stole it from me. 
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Kaos on February 13, 2009, 08:20:46 AM
I thought that was Fresno State's schtick.

You've got too much time on your hands if this bothers you.

Chizik bothers me.  He's dumb.  

This thread was started as a goof, however.  I have no idea what he was talking about (or why Nell Fortner would allow him to address her winning basketball team).  

I just thought it was funny and would get a few of the usual suspects riled up.  Had no idea you two were the usual suspects.  
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Saniflush on February 13, 2009, 08:26:50 AM
Chizik bothers me.  He's dumb.  

This thread was started as a goof, however.  I have no idea what he was talking about (or why Nell Fortner would allow him to address her winning basketball team).  

I just thought it was funny and would get a few of the usual suspects riled up.  Had no idea you two were the usual suspects.  

I'm not riled.  I just had never heard of SM using it. 
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Kaos on February 13, 2009, 08:30:57 AM
I'm not riled.  I just had never heard of SM using it. 

You must not live within 300 miles of Hattiesburg and/or you've never met a Southern Miss fan. 

Our collegiate players and alumni who have gone pro continue to exhibit the drive and demonstrate the essence of this attitude that defines Southern Miss.

ANYONE. ANYWHERE. ANYTIME. ... Southern Miss plays with total intensity. We know that. Our competitors know that. Sportscasters and writers know that.

Now we are proclaiming what people already know. Bring it on ... Southern Miss plays to win against anyone, anywhere and anytime.


It looks like they are claiming it as far back as 1912. 

http://usm_eagles_nest.homestead.com/Tradition.html (http://usm_eagles_nest.homestead.com/Tradition.html)


Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 13, 2009, 08:45:46 AM
I thought that was Fresno State's schtick.

Pat Hill's dumbass must think he is at Southern Miss as well, b/c I have heard him say that on TV.  So did my high school baseball coach for that matter.  We were 3A and always scheduled up and that was his reasoning for it. 
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Ogre on February 13, 2009, 08:56:54 AM
I've also heard Troy use something similar to this.  I think it's even been on billboards around Southeast Alabama. 
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Kaos on February 13, 2009, 09:02:04 AM
So the commonality is that the slogan is used at second-level schools? 
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Saniflush on February 13, 2009, 09:06:25 AM
You must not live within 300 miles of Hattiesburg and/or you've never met a Southern Miss fan. 

Our collegiate players and alumni who have gone pro continue to exhibit the drive and demonstrate the essence of this attitude that defines Southern Miss.

ANYONE. ANYWHERE. ANYTIME. ... Southern Miss plays with total intensity. We know that. Our competitors know that. Sportscasters and writers know that.

Now we are proclaiming what people already know. Bring it on ... Southern Miss plays to win against anyone, anywhere and anytime.


It looks like they are claiming it as far back as 1912. 

http://usm_eagles_nest.homestead.com/Tradition.html (http://usm_eagles_nest.homestead.com/Tradition.html)


I guess I just find Southern Miss insignificant.
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Kaos on February 13, 2009, 09:08:01 AM
I guess I just find Southern Miss insignificant.

So we should quote insignificant schools?
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: AUChizad on February 13, 2009, 09:18:07 AM
OH MY GOD!!! Chizik should get sued for copyright infringement!

Who does he think he is using one of the most cliche' phrases in sports motivation! Next thing you know he's gonna start stealing "There Is No 'I' In Team" from East Bumblefuck U!

10 seconds worth of googling showed me that ALL these people think they're Southern Miss!!!!
http://www.law.louisville.edu/cardinallawyer/node/13 (http://www.law.louisville.edu/cardinallawyer/node/13)
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The (Louisville) Cardinals, it was said, would play anyone, anywhere, anytime.

http://www.fannation.com/blogs/post/47490-anyone-anywhere-anytime (http://www.fannation.com/blogs/post/47490-anyone-anywhere-anytime)
Damn Seminole fans and their emulation of SMU!

http://www.tioh.hqda.pentagon.mil/MedVet/421st%20Medical%20Battalion.htm (http://www.tioh.hqda.pentagon.mil/MedVet/421st%20Medical%20Battalion.htm)
Can you believe that 421st Medical Battalion?
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Motto: ANYONE, ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.

http://www.kitsapsun.com/news/2006/sep/16/fresnos-motto-anybody-anywhere-anytime/ (http://www.kitsapsun.com/news/2006/sep/16/fresnos-motto-anybody-anywhere-anytime/)
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Fresno's Motto: Anybody, Anywhere, Anytime

Plagiarists!
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: AUChizad on February 13, 2009, 09:26:27 AM
So the commonality is that the slogan is used at second-level schools? 
From the 10 seconds I spent googling, I found that it's more widely associated with Fresno and Florida State than Southern Miss.
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Saniflush on February 13, 2009, 09:26:44 AM
So we should quote insignificant schools?

I don't give a damn if it's Tulsa Welding Academy that comes up with a saying I like, I'll use it. I guess I'm just not pretentious.
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Ogre on February 13, 2009, 09:27:12 AM
So the commonality is that the slogan is used at second-level schools? 

I could understand your argument if Chizik wanted to print up shirts with this phrase - like Bowden's AttitUde shirts.  I could understand it even if he broke this line out at a press conference with the media.  However, the fact is that he used it in a pre-game pep talk to our Women's Basketball team.  He had no idea he would be quoted as saying this, and I don't honestly believe he's trying to adopt this mantra for our football team.  

Your argument is all hat and no cattle.
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: AUChizad on February 13, 2009, 09:30:36 AM
Look the bottom line is that Bobby Bowden, that no-talent hack, just wants to be SMU!!!

http://www.fanblogs.com/florida_state/007493.php (http://www.fanblogs.com/florida_state/007493.php)
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To his credit, Bowden built FSU into one of the greatest programs of the late 1980's and 1990's with one simple mantra - anyone, anywhere, any time.
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Kaos on February 13, 2009, 09:48:41 AM
Look the bottom line is that Bobby Bowden, that no-talent hack, just wants to be SMU!!!

http://www.fanblogs.com/florida_state/007493.php (http://www.fanblogs.com/florida_state/007493.php)

He wants to be Southern Methodist?  Why? 
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Saniflush on February 13, 2009, 09:51:14 AM
He wants to be Southern Methodist?  Why? 

Cause baptists don't speak to each other in the titty flops or liquor stores?
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Kaos on February 13, 2009, 09:57:23 AM
Cause baptists don't speak to each other in the titty flops or liquor stores?

Good point. 
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 13, 2009, 10:01:20 AM
Your argument is all hat and no cattle.

+3 points
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 13, 2009, 10:18:05 AM
Cause baptists don't speak to look at each other in the titty flops or liquor stores?
Fixed it for you.
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Saniflush on February 13, 2009, 10:22:34 AM
Fixed it for you.

Well if you are not gonna look at the baptist who is dancing on stage what's the point?
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: chinook on February 13, 2009, 10:25:38 AM
Well if you are not gonna look at the baptist who is dancing on stage what's the point?

i was under the impression baptist couldn't dance. 
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 13, 2009, 10:27:19 AM
i was under the impression baptist couldn't dance. 

That's why they don't screw standing up.

They don't want anybody to think they're dancing.
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Godfather on February 13, 2009, 11:41:58 AM
like Bowden's AttitUde shirts.  
That was GOLD Jerry.....Gold!

FYI AUdacity was another and +2 whoever can name the third.
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 13, 2009, 12:13:08 PM
That was GOLD Jerry.....Gold!

FYI AUdacity was another and +2 whoever can name the third.
Was it AUthentic? It was some stupid shit like that...
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 13, 2009, 12:33:40 PM
i was under the impression baptist couldn't dance. 
That's only the primitive denomination.
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Godfather on February 13, 2009, 12:40:50 PM
Was it AUthentic? It was some stupid shit like that...
+2  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 13, 2009, 12:42:03 PM
AUcrap.  I was gonna' say that.
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: The Prowler on February 13, 2009, 06:49:51 PM
So....I'm guessing that Coach Chizik wants his Auburn Tigers to be like the team that he was the DC at, Auburn '04? Huh?  :taunt:
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Greaseyweasel on February 13, 2009, 07:27:21 PM
So....I'm guessing that Coach Chizik wants his Auburn Tigers to be like the team that he was the DC at, Auburn '04? Huh?  :taunt:
Actually he hopes they can be 1/2 as good as the 03 team he was there for.
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Kaos on February 13, 2009, 07:30:56 PM
So....I'm guessing that Coach Chizik wants his Auburn Tigers to be like the team that he was the DC at, Auburn '04? Huh?  :taunt:

What the fuck are you even talking about? This reply makes about as much sense as Lance Bass in a whorehouse.

Damn prowler did you hit your head recently or something?  The number of random fucking senseless posts from you has increased exponentially lately.
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: The Prowler on February 13, 2009, 07:41:40 PM
What the fuck are you even talking about? This reply makes about as much sense as Lance Bass in a whorehouse.

Damn prowler did you hit your head recently or something?  The number of random fucking senseless posts from you has increased exponentially lately.
Senseless Posts?  Really?  I've posted the fucking truth, I'm sorry that you're opinion of Coach Chizik is getting in the way of actually seeing it.  Also, calling my posts senseless, you might want to take a look at your previous posts.  You know, the posts where you make shit up, to try and help you on your pitchfork parade.  :taunt:

As for the Auburn Tigers', Undefeated, '04 team, that Coach Chizik was the DC on....They stated the exact same thing, "Anyone, Anytime, Anywhere" after the SEC Championship Game.
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Greaseyweasel on February 13, 2009, 07:49:47 PM
Chowder have you ever taken a good long look at how queer your avatar looks?
Of course not.
You cannot see nor understand much. All you can do is mouth off and blather.
Well in handing you the olive branch of friendship let me point out that your avatar is as queer looking as 2 bama band members playing grab ass in saban's shower.
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Kaos on February 13, 2009, 09:48:14 PM
Senseless Posts?  Really?  I've posted the fucking truth, I'm sorry that you're opinion of Coach Chizik is getting in the way of actually seeing it.  Also, calling my posts senseless, you might want to take a look at your previous posts.  You know, the posts where you make shit up, to try and help you on your pitchfork parade.  :taunt:

As for the Auburn Tigers', Undefeated, '04 team, that Coach Chizik was the DC on....They stated the exact same thing, "Anyone, Anytime, Anywhere" after the SEC Championship Game.

Oh, horseshit.  They did no such thing.   

I've never made a single damn thing up.  If you'd move Chizik's pubic hair out of your eyes you'd know it. 
Title: Re: Chizik's dumb ass think's he's at Southern Miss?
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 13, 2009, 10:20:44 PM
You know what the last thing a pubic hair hears before it hits the ground?

TTHHHPPT.