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Title: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: Thrilla on January 23, 2009, 11:21:56 AM
29 years young.  Did you get that Richard Simmons Blow Up Doll I sent you?

Hope your day includes lots of illegal activities and strippers.

And...just because it's your birthday, doesn't change the fact that you're still a  :homo:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 23, 2009, 11:41:52 AM
Whoa...Happy Birthday Gingerstud.  Hope it's a goot one. :vn:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 23, 2009, 12:14:45 PM
Happy Birthday, hon.  I'll have a drink tonight in your honor...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: Saniflush on January 23, 2009, 12:16:19 PM
Happy birthday.  Hope you and the rest of the lollipop gang have fun.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: Ogre on January 23, 2009, 12:24:33 PM
Thanks.

I feel a lot older and more mature today.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: AUChizad on January 23, 2009, 01:00:41 PM
Thanks.

I feel a lot older and more mature today.
Wanna get fucked up and possibly look at titties tonight?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: Ogre on January 23, 2009, 01:08:18 PM
Wanna get fucked up and possibly look at titties tonight?

I've already done that twice this week (business meetings in Charlotte are always a good time).  I'm actually going to see Dave Attell tonight at the Stardome.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 23, 2009, 01:36:49 PM
I've already done that twice this week (business meetings in Charlotte are always a good time).  I'm actually going to see Dave Attell tonight at the Stardome.
I miss Insomniac... :sad:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: Thrilla on January 23, 2009, 02:36:08 PM
Thanks.

I feel a lot older and more mature today.

Translation:  "This whiskey-dick problem isn't getting any better"
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: AWK on January 23, 2009, 02:59:43 PM
Happy Birthday you old fuck.  You are now 4 years older than me for the next 3 months.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: AUChizad on January 23, 2009, 04:33:36 PM
I've already done that twice this week (business meetings in Charlotte are always a good time).  I'm actually going to see Dave Attell tonight at the Stardome.
I'll be there at the 7:30 show?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: Ogre on January 23, 2009, 05:06:01 PM
I'll be there at the 7:30 show?

I'm going to the 9:45 show.  I'll probably see you when you're leaving.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: Tarheel on January 23, 2009, 05:42:34 PM
Thanks.

I feel a lot older and more mature today.

Happy Birthday!  Enjoy what's left of your twenties while you can.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: AWK on January 23, 2009, 06:23:19 PM
I'm going to the 9:45 show.  I'll probably see you when you're leaving.
Ruin the show for him Chad!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: boartitz on January 24, 2009, 02:06:24 AM
You got more love shown on an Arkansas board. I thought you were famous.
I'm flummoxed.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 24, 2009, 11:25:13 AM
How was the show and B'day Ogre????   Any fine happenins??? 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: Ogre on January 24, 2009, 03:04:13 PM
How was the show and B'day Ogre????   Any fine happenins??? 

The show was pretty good.  There were 4 comics overall.  The first was a chubby local kid who was decent.  Then a meathead New Yorker came out and he sucked balls.  Third some guy who is originally from Birmingham came out and he was hilarious, and finally Dave came out and was his usual funny self.  Overall it was a good show.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 24, 2009, 03:54:09 PM
The show was pretty good.  There were 4 comics overall.  The first was a chubby local kid who was decent.  Then a meathead New Yorker came out and he sucked balls.  Third some guy who is originally from Birmingham came out and he was hilarious, and finally Dave came out and was his usual funny self.  Overall it was a good show.

That was the worst book report I've ever heard.  haha...

No debauchery on the night, or were you well behaved with the Mrs. hangin' out?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: Ogre on January 24, 2009, 04:06:32 PM
I was with the old ball-and-chain and a few other friends.  Of course, I only brought her along so I would have a sober driver.  No real debauchery to speak of, just a lot of drinking on my part.  I don't think I tried to fight an entire bar or anything like that (but I could be wrong).
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 24, 2009, 04:22:25 PM
I was with the old ball-and-chain and a few other friends.  Of course, I only brought her along so I would have a sober driver.  No real debauchery to speak of, just a lot of drinking on my part.  I don't think I tried to fight an entire bar or anything like that (but I could be wrong).

geeeeotcha.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: AUChizad on January 24, 2009, 04:46:43 PM
The show was pretty good.  There were 4 comics overall.  The first was a chubby local kid who was decent.  Then a meathead New Yorker came out and he sucked balls.  Third some guy who is originally from Birmingham came out and he was hilarious, and finally Dave came out and was his usual funny self.  Overall it was a good show.
I agree with your review 100%. I'd seen that guy that's originally from Birmingham before as an opener. He's the only actually funny opener I've ever seen up there.

That New York roidhead told three not funny jokes and was out. I'm thinking "You came all the way from New York to do that?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: Jumbo on January 24, 2009, 10:25:53 PM
I was with the old ball-and-chain and a few other friends.  Of course, I only brought her along so I would have a sober driver.  No real debauchery to speak of, just a lot of drinking on my part.  I don't think I tried to fight an entire bar or anything like that (but I could be wrong).
Happy Birthday, starting a fight is how you roll.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: Godfather on January 26, 2009, 01:34:26 PM
You know I was about to buy a plane ticket on Thursday to fly up for your Birthday. Then I realized your a short ugly ginger fuck and I hit cancel.  Go fuck yourself!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Ogre
Post by: Ogre on January 26, 2009, 03:19:45 PM
You know I was about to buy a plane ticket on Thursday to fly up for your Birthday. Then I realized your a short ugly ginger fuck and I hit cancel.  Go fuck yourself!

You calling me short is like the Ramp Lady calling Jessica Simpson ugly.