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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Kaos on December 29, 2008, 04:31:14 PM
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Okay, so I finally got around to watching Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Craptastic Turd.
What a GODAWFUL movie. I used to love the Indy films. The first one was great. This one was utter shit. Complete garbage.
It was horrible.
I wish I'd never watched it. I'm going to try to sear that ridiculous film from my memory.
They waited 20 years to make it and then decided to just evacuate their bowels like that? What the fucking fuck?
Hey, here's an idea, let's combine all the cool shit we've ever done in one film. We'll get ET's ass in there, some Close Encounters fuckery, a bullwhip and we'll get Indy to quote some zippy cool Star Wars lines. It'll be great.
That movie was a double shit sandwich of Jacobsonian and Chizikian size.
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So you're saying you didn't really like the movie?
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So you're saying you didn't really like the movie?
I think that's a safe assessment.
Am I alone in my hate?
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I haven't bothered to watch since I haven't heard a soul give it a thumbs up. I do not think you eat alone at this table.
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I think that's a safe assessment.
Am I alone in my hate?
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg should be arrested for rape, for what they did to Indiana Jones.
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/cc_insider/2008/10/lucas-and-spiel.html (http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/cc_insider/2008/10/lucas-and-spiel.html)
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I think that's a safe assessment.
Am I alone in my hate?
No... That movie was pathetic. I hated every second of it. Dumb storyline... Crappy acting... At least, I got to watch for free.
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I hated that movie. It was putrid.
The action scenes were WAY over the top. Now, I know you're thinking that every Indy movie was like that, but the older ones at least looked feasible. You watched the action scenes and thought, "I know that could never really happen, but that'd be cool as shit if someone could pull that off." With the Crystal Semen sequel, the action scenes were "no fucking way. What a horrible idea."
What car fucking goes rafting after it plunges into a river? Oh right, the tree broke its fall.
I don't blame Lucas and Spielberg. They knew it was another asshole that farts money.
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you know chizik, lowder and dye loved that movie.
They are basing the football program on it.
We have successfully fisted ourselves on the football field.
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you know chizik, lowder and dye loved that movie.
They are basing the football program on it.
We have successfully fisted ourselves on the football field.
HAHAHA....
Don't ya love the Weasel? He defines obsession. He is even further off the rails than Kaos! Love it.
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Unfortunately I saw this pile of shit movie in the theater.
What saddens me is they are grooming that little homo into becoming the next Indiana Jones, and I'm sure at least 3 more shitty movies will come from it. It makes me sad.
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harrison ford has been a huge loser ever since he dumped his wife and started porking that anorexic freak Calista Flockhart. And I saw that with a huge sense of dismay, as he was one of my very first Hollywood crushes circa American graffiti - and I cried at Empire Strikes Back when they froze him... and I lusted in Temple of Doom when they stripped his shirt off - and now? Will not watch the new movie because of the ratings - I prefer to remember him in his past life.
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That movie was a huge steaming pile of dog excriment. It jumped the shark for me when Indiana Jones Jr started swinging from the vines like a monkey, hadn't even gotten to the aliens yet. George Lucas should be treated like James Bond was in Casino Royale for what he did to Star Wars and Indiana Jones. Much like Caddyshack 2 it will be stricken from my brain as any kind of sequal to the original.
Suck it Jumbo.
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Absolutely hated it, even stoned. That is all.
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My 5 year old loves Indiana Jones. Would he like the movie? He wants to see it...
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My 5 year old loves Indiana Jones. Would he like the movie? He wants to see it...
Sure, let him watch it. While you are at it, go ahead and tell him that there is no Santa Claus and tell him to talk to the man in the van giving away free candy.
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Sure, let him watch it. While you are at it, go ahead and tell him that there is no Santa Claus and tell him to talk to the man in the van giving away free candy.
What's wrong with free candy?
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What's wrong with free candy?
I have the best kind.
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go ahead and tell him that there is no Santa Claus
you're wrong. i know for a fact he visited my house just last week. the woody click fire-house teh rocks.