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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on August 18, 2023, 10:44:00 AM
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So, I see a click bait headline on the social interwebz published by si.com. It says "College Football Influencer Predicts Auburn To Go 3-9."
Now, let me get right to the point. If we are going to even entertain the thought of calling people "Influencers" in the college game, we have officially jumped the shark.
But, they got me. I had to click and see how in the hell anybody could predict 3-9 for this team, much less an "Influencer". Yeah, my initial impressions were correct. I've heard the term, Influencer before, but it was usually associated with Dylan Mulvaney. Pretty sure that freak predicted this. IT'S reasons:
There will be lots of injuries.
The offensive line won't gel
Payton Thorne will be awful
The defense can't stop the run
Running back by committee won't work
Special teams will be a "disaster"
There were others, but it quickly got to where the amount of stoopid was making my eyes bleed. Let's just say, from this point forward, I will skull fuck the next person who says, College Football Influencer, rip their head off, and pour a Bud Light down their neck.
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So, I see a click bait headline on the social interwebz published by si.com. It says "College Football Influencer Predicts Auburn To Go 3-9."
Now, let me get right to the point. If we are going to even entertain the thought of calling people "Influencers" in the college game, we have officially jumped the shark.
But, they got me. I had to click and see how in the hell anybody could predict 3-9 for this team, much less an "Influencer". Yeah, my initial impressions were correct. I've heard the term, Influencer before, but it was usually associated with Dylan Mulvaney. Pretty sure that freak predicted this. IT'S reasons:
There will be lots of injuries.
The offensive line won't gel
Payton Thorne will be awful
The defense can't stop the run
Running back by committee won't work
Special teams will be a "disaster"
There were others, but it quickly got to where the amount of stoopid was making my eyes bleed. Let's just say, from this point forward, I will skull fuck the next person who says, College Football Influencer, rip their head off, and pour a Bud Light down their neck.
I have a prediction too.
Influencer is nobody
Influencer does NOT influence
Influencer is a loser
WGAF what said influencer thinks
Influencer may off himself next weekend
Influencer may have a vagina
Influencer's mom is a whore
see, that's easy
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As a college football influencer, both of you can go fuck yourselves.
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As a college football influencer, both of you can go fuck yourselves.
This is why I like, comment, and subscribe to your content.
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I'm a Pussy Whisperer
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I'm a Pussy Whisperer
It's why I've been telling you to speak the FUCK UP all these years.
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It's why I've been telling you to speak the FUCK UP all these years.
Twat? I mommy part hair you. Speak up.
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This is why I like, comment, and subscribe to your content.
In all seriousness, I appreciate the clicks.
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In all seriousness, I appreciate the clicks sympathy click.
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Twat? I mommy part hair you. Speak up.
You have an ear infucktion?