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Title: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: AUChizad on November 16, 2008, 07:11:39 PM
http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/sports/1226826961175590.xml&coll=2 (http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/sports/1226826961175590.xml&coll=2)

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Saban says he won't `penalize' McClain:

TUSCALOOSA - Alabama coach Nick Saban said he does not plan to punish linebacker Rolando McClain for his role in an altercation with two Delta Tau Delta fraternity brothers Thursday night.

Saban did not address specifics of the incident involving the starting linebacker, who made 11 tackles against Mississippi State. Saban said the university is still receiving information about what happened. And he called for caution when evaluating it.

"If he made a mistake because somebody else did something, we all make them," Saban said.

"I'm not going to penalize him and punish him. We'll discipline him and change his behavior so he does better and that's about it. Because he has done a lot for this university and I'm proud of him. What he was involved in will be handled internally."

McClain was not available for comment.

The Iron Fist of Saban strikes again. Blame it on "somebody else". And if anyone buys into this "we'll handle it internally" bullshit, especially in the same breath as "I'm not going to penalize him and punish him", you probably believe your girlfriend when she says she's staying the night at her friend's house. By the way, say hi to my friend for me.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: RWS on November 16, 2008, 07:20:12 PM
http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/sports/1226826961175590.xml&coll=2 (http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/sports/1226826961175590.xml&coll=2)

The Iron Fist of Saban strikes again. Blame it on "somebody else". And if anyone buys into this "we'll handle it internally" bullshit, especially in the same breath as "I'm not going to penalize him and punish him", you're one gullible, you probably believe your girlfriend when she says she's staying the night at her friend's house. By the way, say hi to my friend for me.
did Saban fuck your sister then rub his dick on your car's door handle or something? McClain tried to defend a guy that was jumped by two frat guys. that Rolando McClain, such a criminal.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Kaos on November 16, 2008, 09:50:54 PM
did Saban fuck your sister then rub his dick on your car's door handle or something? McClain tried to defend a guy that was jumped by two frat guys. that Rolando McClain, such a criminal.

Oh bullshit.  And the fuck with the gun thought he had a flashlight and was trying to help folks walk around in the dark.   And Jimmy Johns thought he was going to make doughnuts with all that powdered sugar. 

You just make shit up. 
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: RWS on November 16, 2008, 10:36:38 PM
Oh bullshit.  And the fuck with the gun thought he had a flashlight and was trying to help folks walk around in the dark.   And Jimmy Johns thought he was going to make doughnuts with all that powdered sugar. 

You just make shit up. 
oh, ok. so tell me how it went down since there is NO way i work with somebody who just came down here from TPD and talked to the guy in investigations working it (BOTH of which are AU fans so really have no reason to lie) and said thats what happened. no, theres no way that happened. Kaos has the REAL scoop, and as usual, knows everything about everything while nobody else knows shit and just makes shit up. please enlighten me, how did it REALLY go down since i am fucking clueless? 
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Kaos on November 17, 2008, 12:03:06 AM
oh, ok. so tell me how it went down since there is NO way i work with somebody who just came down here from TPD and talked to the guy in investigations working it (BOTH of which are AU fans so really have no reason to lie) and said thats what happened. no, theres no way that happened. Kaos has the REAL scoop, and as usual, knows everything about everything while nobody else knows shit and just makes shit up. please enlighten me, how did it REALLY go down since i am fucking clueless? 

Yeah, you're FULL of shit.  Completely full.

It's fucking AMAZINGLY coincidental that either you or BG03 is close personal friends with somebody who was RIGHT FUCKING THERE at every single incident that has involved an Alabama athlete over the past ten years. 

One of you was riding in the back seat helping Juwan Simpson hand out presents to needy children when that cop mistook his ladle from the soup kitchen for a gun.

One of you was hangin' with Whoolio the night he was gathering bags of NutraSweet for diabetics and somebody got confused and popped a cap in one of his boy's ass.

One of you was right there on the strip when one of the Bama punks thought he saw someone suffocating in the back seat of a cop car and valiantly broke the window with his head.

One of you was standing right next to Draft Status Castille when he inquired about the family of one of the police officers who had wrongly targeted him for trying to incite a street brawl.

One of you delivered the pizza to the guy who accused of credit card theft and you saw with your own eyes that he just picked up the wrong wallet..... across campus a few days before.

One of you was out there in front of the athletic complex and you know for sure he wasn't robbing those people, he was just asking for donations to the UA athletic fund to help pay Nick Saban.  He just forgot he had that gun that wasn't his. Big misunderstanding.

One of you bought puppies from Jimmy Johns and you know he thought all that white powder was talcum for his poor dog's sore asses. 

Yeah.

Utter BULLSHIT.  You fucks have played the "I have a very good friend who told me..." horsehit game too many times to have any credibility at all.  I personally don't care if you're assfucking one of the investigating officers and get a sworn affidavit between buggery sessions. I'm not going to believe it now.


Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 17, 2008, 12:04:03 AM
oh, ok. so tell me how it went down since there is NO way i work with somebody who just came down here from TPD and talked to the guy in investigations working it (BOTH of which are AU fans so really have no reason to lie) and said thats what happened. no, theres no way that happened. Kaos has the REAL scoop, and as usual, knows everything about everything while nobody else knows shit and just makes shit up. please enlighten me, how did it REALLY go down since i am fucking clueless? 

 :hulk:

hahahahahaa!   This is going to be a long couple weeks for you if you choose to spend it here scissors.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 17, 2008, 12:04:38 AM
Yeah, you're FULL of shit.  Completely full.

It's fucking AMAZINGLY coincidental that either you or BG03 is close personal friends with somebody who was RIGHT FUCKING THERE at every single incident that has involved an Alabama athlete over the past ten years. 

One of you was riding in the back seat helping Juwan Simpson hand out presents to needy children when that cop mistook his ladle from the soup kitchen for a gun.

One of you was hangin' with Whoolio the night he was gathering bags of NutraSweet for diabetics and somebody got confused and popped a cap in one of his boy's ass.

One of you was right there on the strip when one of the Bama punks thought he saw someone suffocating in the back seat of a cop car and valiantly broke the window with his head.

One of you was standing right next to Draft Status Castille when he inquired about the family of one of the police officers who had wrongly targeted him for trying to incite a street brawl.

One of you delivered the pizza to the guy who accused of credit card theft and you saw with your own eyes that he just picked up the wrong wallet..... across campus a few days before.

One of you was out there in front of the athletic complex and you know for sure he wasn't robbing those people, he was just asking for donations to the UA athletic fund to help pay Nick Saban.  He just forgot he had that gun that wasn't his. Big misunderstanding.

One of you bought puppies from Jimmy Johns and you know he thought all that white powder was talcum for his poor dog's sore asses. 

Yeah.

Utter BULLSHIT.  You fucks have played the "I have a very good friend who told me..." horsehit game too many times to have any credibility at all.  I personally don't care if you're assfucking one of the investigating officers and get a sworn affidavit between buggery sessions. I'm not going to believe it now.



:popcorn:
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: RWS on November 17, 2008, 01:05:55 AM
Yeah, you're FULL of shit.  Completely full.

It's fucking AMAZINGLY coincidental that either you or BG03 is close personal friends with somebody who was RIGHT FUCKING THERE at every single incident that has involved an Alabama athlete over the past ten years. 

One of you was riding in the back seat helping Juwan Simpson hand out presents to needy children when that cop mistook his ladle from the soup kitchen for a gun.

One of you was hangin' with Whoolio the night he was gathering bags of NutraSweet for diabetics and somebody got confused and popped a cap in one of his boy's ass.

One of you was right there on the strip when one of the Bama punks thought he saw someone suffocating in the back seat of a cop car and valiantly broke the window with his head.

One of you was standing right next to Draft Status Castille when he inquired about the family of one of the police officers who had wrongly targeted him for trying to incite a street brawl.

One of you delivered the pizza to the guy who accused of credit card theft and you saw with your own eyes that he just picked up the wrong wallet..... across campus a few days before.

One of you was out there in front of the athletic complex and you know for sure he wasn't robbing those people, he was just asking for donations to the UA athletic fund to help pay Nick Saban.  He just forgot he had that gun that wasn't his. Big misunderstanding.

One of you bought puppies from Jimmy Johns and you know he thought all that white powder was talcum for his poor dog's sore asses. 

Yeah.

Utter BULLSHIT.  You fucks have played the "I have a very good friend who told me..." horsehit game too many times to have any credibility at all.  I personally don't care if you're assfucking one of the investigating officers and get a sworn affidavit between buggery sessions. I'm not going to believe it now.



ok, so show me where i've said any of that shit. go ahead, i'll be waiting on it. show me where i've said i was right there when anything happened. must be the same how you know what happened in this case. i'm still waiting on you to tell me what actually happened with the McClain case since i'm such an idiot and you are clearly of superior intelligence because you can have a little temper tantrum. come on Kaos, you can do it. just let me in on your vast knowledge of whats going on so i can be educated. the fact of the matter is, i have a legit reason for knowing something and it pissess you off that somebody knows something the allmighty Kaos doesn't know and called you out on it. it just can't be possible that an AU fan that rags my ass almost on a daily basis about UA that used to work for TPD actually...*GASP*...knows somebody at TPD! and a good friend of his who is an investigator is actually working it. as impossible as that may sound, it has happened. you don't know shit about what happened, and you cover it up with a bunch of wind blowing and shit talking that doesn't amount to anything. you do it emphatically because you know there is nobody to even take my side here and everybody wants it to be true that McClain is a hardened criminal. but hey, when he isn't charged with shit i'm sure it will be a conspiracy because you know, our players never get arrested. its swept neatly under the rug every time. i'm sure if the shoe were on the other foot and we were discussing an AU player, you would have the same reaction you have had here except defending the AU player, even when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: RWS on November 17, 2008, 01:10:41 AM
:hulk:

hahahahahaa!   This is going to be a long couple weeks for you if you choose to spend it here scissors.
why do you think i'm here? the shit talking capacity is much higher and of better quality here than at AUN. if i wanted a bunch of "golly", "geez", "allright you guys", and other various forms of asslicking the next few weeks, i would be stirring more shit there. i know the next few weeks are open season, thats what makes this shit great.

a hearty  :fu: to you, sir.  :thumbsup:
 :pee:  :sw:
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 17, 2008, 06:30:53 AM
ok, so show me where i've said any of that shit. go ahead, i'll be waiting on it. show me where i've said i was right there when anything happened. must be the same how you know what happened in this case. i'm still waiting on you to tell me what actually happened with the McClain case since i'm such an idiot and you are clearly of superior intelligence because you can have a little temper tantrum. come on Kaos, you can do it. just let me in on your vast knowledge of whats going on so i can be educated. the fact of the matter is, i have a legit reason for knowing something and it pissess you off that somebody knows something the allmighty Kaos doesn't know and called you out on it. it just can't be possible that an AU fan that rags my ass almost on a daily basis about UA that used to work for TPD actually...*GASP*...knows somebody at TPD! and a good friend of his who is an investigator is actually working it. as impossible as that may sound, it has happened. you don't know shit about what happened, and you cover it up with a bunch of wind blowing and shit talking that doesn't amount to anything. you do it emphatically because you know there is nobody to even take my side here and everybody wants it to be true that McClain is a hardened criminal. but hey, when he isn't charged with shit i'm sure it will be a conspiracy because you know, our players never get arrested. its swept neatly under the rug every time. i'm sure if the shoe were on the other foot and we were discussing an AU player, you would have the same reaction you have had here except defending the AU player, even when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

= Rant.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 17, 2008, 06:34:51 AM
why do you think i'm here? the shit talking capacity is much higher and of better quality here than at AUN. if i wanted a bunch of "golly", "geez", "allright you guys", and other various forms of asslicking the next few weeks, i would be stirring more shit there. i know the next few weeks are open season, thats what makes this shit great.

a hearty  :fu: to you, sir.  :thumbsup:
 :pee:  :sw:

Careful with your downplay of AUN.  The powers that be like to excersize their Admin power over those that speak down on the Mighty E-Penis moderation and PG rating over there.

Chizad's blood pressure just went up two points on the emoticon usage alone.

You're just flat fucked. 
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 17, 2008, 08:18:49 AM
So Chad, who did your girlfriend really sleep with?
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: AUChizad on November 17, 2008, 09:23:09 AM
but hey, when he isn't charged with shit i'm sure it will be a conspiracy because you know, our players never get arrested. its swept neatly under the rug every time. i'm sure if the shoe were on the other foot and we were discussing an AU player, you would have the same reaction you have had here except defending the AU player, even when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
And exactly how often is the shoe on the other foot? How often are our football players busting heads in bar fights? An incident or two, I could give you the benefit of the doubt on. There is absolutely no rational way that EVERY one of the constant scuffles on the strip is one big misunderstanding. I mean, it's not even the OFF-season, and your thugs still find a way to make the papers for bar fights etc.

I know. You don't know how it should be handled. It's been a while since you've had anything that resembles discipline at the inmate-run asylum you call the capstone. Here's a hint...

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-spotlight16-2008nov16,0,3980442.story (http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-spotlight16-2008nov16,0,3980442.story)

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Bowden delivers the knockout punch
By Mark Medina
November 16, 2008
Florida State Coach Bobby Bowden didn't wait to see a police report before suspending five wide receivers for their role in a midweek campus brawl.

Taiwan Easterling, Richard Goodman, Cameron Wade, Bert Reed and Corey Surrency sat out Saturday's game. And the Seminoles missed them, losing to Boston College, 21-17, at Tallahassee, Fla.

Florida State (7-3 overall, 4-3 in the Atlantic Coast Conference) needs to win out in league play and Wake Forest would have to lose to give the Seminoles a chance at winning the ACC's Atlantic Division and qualify for the conference title game.

But for now, Florida State has other matters to worry about.

Nineteen players have been held out of games this season, mostly for academic reasons. The Seminoles are also awaiting the NCAA's response on sanctions from a 2007 academic cheating scandal.

"If I'm sitting up there [at NCAA headquarters] in Indianapolis looking at this, I'd say 'Those guys down there aren't taking this thing very serious,' " said Jim Smith, a former Florida attorney general who chairs the school's board of trustees.



Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: AUChizad on November 17, 2008, 09:23:53 AM
So Chad, who did your girlfriend really sleep with?
No, if that was directed at anyone, it was BG03. We have a mutual friend.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Kaos on November 17, 2008, 09:37:40 AM
When pappy Bowden is besting you in the team discipline department, you SERIOUSLY suck. 
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 17, 2008, 09:50:57 AM
No, if that was directed at anyone, it was BG03. We have a mutual friend.

Aaaahhhh...the ole mutual friend ploy.  Actually, I know this to be a fact. 
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Kaos on November 17, 2008, 09:52:25 AM
ok, so show me where i've said any of that shit. go ahead, i'll be waiting on it. show me where i've said i was right there when anything happened. must be the same how you know what happened in this case. i'm still waiting on you to tell me what actually happened with the McClain case since i'm such an idiot and you are clearly of superior intelligence because you can have a little temper tantrum. come on Kaos, you can do it. just let me in on your vast knowledge of whats going on so i can be educated. the fact of the matter is, i have a legit reason for knowing something and it pissess you off that somebody knows something the allmighty Kaos doesn't know and called you out on it. it just can't be possible that an AU fan that rags my ass almost on a daily basis about UA that used to work for TPD actually...*GASP*...knows somebody at TPD! and a good friend of his who is an investigator is actually working it. as impossible as that may sound, it has happened. you don't know shit about what happened, and you cover it up with a bunch of wind blowing and shit talking that doesn't amount to anything. you do it emphatically because you know there is nobody to even take my side here and everybody wants it to be true that McClain is a hardened criminal. but hey, when he isn't charged with shit i'm sure it will be a conspiracy because you know, our players never get arrested. its swept neatly under the rug every time. i'm sure if the shoe were on the other foot and we were discussing an AU player, you would have the same reaction you have had here except defending the AU player, even when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Does anybody else smell something?  I smell it. 

(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l279/kainswor9170/SmellsLikeBullshit.jpg)

Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: RWS on November 17, 2008, 12:44:58 PM
Does anybody else smell something?  I smell it. 

(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l279/kainswor9170/SmellsLikeBullshit.jpg)


go ahead, Kaos.....still waiting on what REALLY happened. come on, all it takes is typing. you like to do that, so this shouldn't be difficult. since the police or the people involved have NO idea what happened, please inform everybody what went down. thats all you have to do. stiiiiiiiiill waiting.......you know everything, so please enlighten us with whatever windbag reply you can conjure up.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: AUChizad on November 17, 2008, 01:11:29 PM
go ahead, Kaos.....still waiting on what REALLY happened. come on, all it takes is typing. you like to do that, so this shouldn't be difficult. since the police or the people involved have NO idea what happened, please inform everybody what went down. thats all you have to do. stiiiiiiiiill waiting.......you know everything, so please enlighten us with whatever windbag reply you can conjure up.
Yeah Kaos, since we don't know every single detail of the account, just the fact that YET another Crimpson Turd football player got in YET another bar scuffle, it's logical to assume that it's everyone ELSE's fault but one of the players.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Kaos on November 17, 2008, 01:18:53 PM
Yeah Kaos, since we don't know every single detail of the account, just the fact that YET another Crimpson Turd football player got in YET another bar scuffle, it's logical to assume that it's everyone ELSE's fault but one of the players.

It's also logical to assume that either RWS or BG03 was RIGHT FUCKING THERE and in the moment.  Or that they will at least have a close personal relationship with someone who was and has the REAL story. 

 :taunt:
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: RWS on November 17, 2008, 01:50:16 PM
It's also logical to assume that either RWS or BG03 was RIGHT FUCKING THERE and in the moment.  Or that they will at least have a close personal relationship with someone who was and has the REAL story. 

 :taunt:
still waiting on the REAL story Kaos......
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: RWS on November 17, 2008, 01:52:09 PM
Yeah Kaos, since we don't know every single detail of the account, just the fact that YET another Crimpson Turd football player got in YET another bar scuffle, it's logical to assume that it's everyone ELSE's fault but one of the players.
which bar did it happen at?
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Kaos on November 17, 2008, 02:03:56 PM
which bar did it happen at?

Here's the thing.  I don't know. Further, I don't care.  You MAY know about this one or you may not.  But the rush to defend with "inside personal information" on every other case that's come along renders your self-claimed knowledge -- regardless to the actual veracity of it -- bullshit.  It's been bullshit every time before why should it be any different now? 
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: RWS on November 17, 2008, 02:09:06 PM
Here's the thing.  I don't know. Further, I don't care.  You MAY know about this one or you may not.  But the rush to defend with "inside personal information" on every other case that's come along renders your self-claimed knowledge -- regardless to the actual veracity of it -- bullshit.  It's been bullshit every time before why should it be any different now? 
ok, so list each time i have claimed inside knowledge on an incident with a player and it was total bullshit.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Kaos on November 17, 2008, 02:10:27 PM
ok, so list each time i have claimed inside knowledge on an incident with a player and it was total bullshit.

Every other time.  Do your own homework, bitch.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: RWS on November 17, 2008, 02:18:43 PM
Every other time.  Do your own homework, bitch.
again, list each time i have claimed inside knowledge of an incident with a player and it has turned out to be bullshit. oh, what a surprise......once again, you have ran your mouth and spouted off some bullshit that you know nothing about. you never provide any kind of proof or anything to the contrary, it is just always "because i know everything and you don't know shit, because i say so" type responses. oh, i'm sorry. i forgot that the word shit offends you now.

"YOU DON'T KNOW A FUCKING THING, YOU'RE WRONG"

"oh really, then what happened?"

"I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE BUT YOU'RE WRONG DUMBASS, YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG"

"oh, when have i said i knew and i was wrong"

"I DON'T KNOW, GO PROVE MY POINT FOR ME, YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG"

gotcha.  :taunt:
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: El Guapo on November 17, 2008, 02:41:12 PM
My best friend is a cop with the TPD, and he says that he hears the same thing that RWS is hearing. I guess my buddy is full of shit.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 17, 2008, 03:18:33 PM
Well, being a police dispatcher, it is reasonable to assume that scissors DOES know a bunch of those Alabama team members.

 
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Kaos on November 17, 2008, 03:39:01 PM
My best friend is a cop with the TPD, and he says that he hears the same thing that RWS is hearing. I guess my buddy is full of shit.

And another chimes in from the sidelines.  Another Bama fan with an inside source at the TPD. 

 :taunt:
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Kaos on November 17, 2008, 03:40:52 PM
again, list each time i have claimed inside knowledge of an incident with a player and it has turned out to be bullshit. oh, what a surprise......once again, you have ran your mouth and spouted off some bullshit that you know nothing about. you never provide any kind of proof or anything to the contrary, it is just always "because i know everything and you don't know shit, because i say so" type responses. oh, i'm sorry. i forgot that the word shit offends you now.

"YOU DON'T KNOW A FUCKING THING, YOU'RE WRONG"

"oh really, then what happened?"

"I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE BUT YOU'RE WRONG DUMBASS, YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG"

"oh, when have i said i knew and i was wrong"

"I DON'T KNOW, GO PROVE MY POINT FOR ME, YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG"

gotcha.  :taunt:

The only thing you got is the aftertaste of Julio's jizz in your throat.  My source with the TPD says you're back up on blow duty the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.  Julio said you need to brush your teeth, too, he can smell your stanky breath when you're choking on it. 
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: AUChizad on November 17, 2008, 03:48:06 PM
My best friend is a cop with the TPD, and he says that he hears the same thing that RWS is hearing. I guess my buddy is full of shit.
Is there a bammer message board poster in the known universe with no ties to TPD?
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 17, 2008, 04:02:56 PM
What do you say to an Alabama football player in a 3-piece suit?


Will the Defendant please rise...
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: El Guapo on November 17, 2008, 06:55:36 PM
Is there a bammer message board poster in the known universe with no ties to TPD?


Haha, it seems like there isn't. But you gotta figure with over 200 (I think) officers, people are bound to know some of them.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Birmingham on November 17, 2008, 07:04:42 PM
The Saban quote in the original post is completely and utterly butchered.  Just thought I'd mention that even though it might hurt the OP's agenda.  Saban said that he would deal with it internally.  Out of curiosity, what action do you think should be taken in a fighting incident with no charges pressed?  Or maybe I should say fighting incidents that didn't happen in spring training.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 17, 2008, 07:58:17 PM
Fighting incidents that didn't happen in spring training.  Spring training?  Come on, everybody knows it's fall.  The air is cool and the leaves are changing.  It's the college football regular season for christs sake.  McClain's incident just happened last week and that's clearly during the.....


Wait....you were taking a shot at Auburn...right?
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 17, 2008, 09:39:37 PM

Haha, it seems like there isn't. But you gotta figure with over 200 (I think) officers, people are bound to know some of them.
200 cops for that little shit hole of a town? Jesus, talk about overkill. Oh wait, I forgot. 160 of them are assigned to the Athletic Department Bureau.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: AUChizad on November 17, 2008, 10:44:20 PM
The Saban quote in the original post is completely and utterly butchered.  Just thought I'd mention that even though it might hurt the OP's agenda.  Saban said that he would deal with it internally.  Out of curiosity, what action do you think should be taken in a fighting incident with no charges pressed?  Or maybe I should say fighting incidents that didn't happen in spring training.
Oh that notoriously anti-bammer biased Tide Notebook section of the Bamerham news...
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: The Prowler on November 19, 2008, 07:49:56 PM
Coach $ also asked the reporter, "Did you see him play?!?!?......How do YOU think he did?!?!?" Seems to me that, since he's a starter, and a "Representative of the University and the team", he'd have to commit the crime outside the reach of "The Process" to have any kind of discipline happen to him.

If I'm a Thug prospect, I'd definately give uat a hard look and hope that my Stars are high enough that they'd return the favor. Or, just have the Senior Head guy at Rivals sit down with Coach $, after he clears the room, and hope that I'm one of the selected prospects that they watch film of. (By the way, that actually happened)
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: RWS on November 19, 2008, 08:28:04 PM
Or, just have the Senior Head guy at Rivals sit down with Coach $, after he clears the room, and hope that I'm one of the selected prospects that they watch film of. (By the way, that actually happened)
oh, wow. which Rivals guy was it? when did that happen, and which prospect's film did they watch? yeah, all of our recruits from the 07 class are so horrible, i was wondering how they were ranked that high.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 19, 2008, 11:10:27 PM
oh, wow. which Rivals guy was it? when did that happen, and which prospect's film did they watch? yeah, all of our recruits from the 07 class are so horrible, i was wondering how they were ranked that high.

He didn't say anything that was any more or less "provable" than your "insider" info.   Deal with it Captain Smartypants.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: RWS on November 19, 2008, 11:48:45 PM
He didn't say anything that was any more or less "provable" than your "insider" info.   Deal with it Captain Smartypants.
what i said isn't acceptable because you don't want it to be true. what he said is acceptable and perfectly plausible, regardless of how ridiculous it is, because you want it to be true. another difference is i didn't get my info off of whatever message board i might have been looking at that particular day either. little stories like Prowler tells is just byproduct from trying to explain away the recruiting gap, and a piss-poor attempt to do so. i'm sure next he will post the e-mail about CTF leaking out all of AU's signals when he was fired and spread the info to all opposing teams, and thats the real reason AU has been losing and cite inside sources. there always has to be an explanation or ridiculous fabrication of something. crank up the black helicopters!
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Kaos on November 20, 2008, 12:01:37 AM
black helicopters!

fucking racist
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: The Prowler on November 20, 2008, 03:15:57 AM
The Senior Rivals guy is Tom Dienhart. Also the uat team stays at the Hotel Capstone on Paul Bryant Dr. during home games.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 20, 2008, 09:21:29 AM
what i said isn't acceptable because you don't want it to be true. what he said is acceptable and perfectly plausible, regardless of how ridiculous it is, because you want it to be true.

Same thing applies to you shit for brains.  That was my point.

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another difference is i didn't get my info off of whatever message board i might have been looking at that particular day either.

Either did he.  That was my point.  What... Are you saying because it didn't come from TPD, it can't be true???  Or, YOU aren't personally involved, so therefore.... it can't be true?   C'mon.   That's my point.

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little stories like Prowler tells is just byproduct from trying to explain away the recruiting gap, and a piss-poor attempt to do so. i'm sure next he will post the e-mail about CTF leaking out all of AU's signals when he was fired and spread the info to all opposing teams, and thats the real reason AU has been losing and cite inside sources. there always has to be an explanation or ridiculous fabrication of something. crank up the black helicopters!

You just don't like it because it could be true.  Wait... Where did I hear that before? hmmmm....

Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 20, 2008, 09:31:46 AM
Kaos is right.  We never get to see any white helicopters hovering around, do we?  I'm sick of black helicopters being the only choppers to get an opportunity.  Where's the equality?  Where's the affirmative action for white choppers.

Chopper, you're white aren't you?  When's the last time you got the call?
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 20, 2008, 09:52:19 AM
Yeah, I can circle just like the black ones.  It really offends me when someone asks me to dress in black to perform the job though....    very, very insensetive.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: RWS on November 20, 2008, 01:12:37 PM
The Senior Rivals guy is Tom Dienhart. Also the uat team stays at the Hotel Capstone on Paul Bryant Dr. during home games.
so, again, when was it and which prospect did they watch film on?
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 20, 2008, 01:38:52 PM
so, again, when was it and which prospect did they watch film on?

He could tell you, but then he'd have to kill you.   
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: ssgaufan on November 20, 2008, 02:01:06 PM
He could tell you, but then he'd have to kill you.   

Someone has already killed his personality.  :silence:
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 20, 2008, 02:06:39 PM
January 27, 2008.

Following a regularly scheduled daily presser where the Bama Nation gets the update on what SSSSS...The Coach had for breakfast and the exact time of the subsequent poop, it's color and consistency, whether he was pleased with said color and consistency and if not, what SSSSS hollered to his colon in order to make it produce an acceptable movement the following day.  All part of the process.

Following the poop presser, SSSSS...The Coach, met secretly with Deinhart to watch film on T.O. Clinton Portis and Tom Brady, who have all expressed a heartfelt passion for coming back to college so they could play for SSSSS.  
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: RWS on November 20, 2008, 02:14:07 PM
January 27, 2008.

Following a regularly scheduled daily presser where the Bama Nation gets the update on what SSSSS...The Coach had for breakfast and the exact time of the subsequent poop, it's color and consistency, whether he was pleased with said color and consistency and if not, what SSSSS hollered to his colon in order to make it produce an acceptable movement the following day.  All part of the process.

Following the poop presser, SSSSS...The Coach, met secretly with Deinhart to watch film on T.O. Clinton Portis and Tom Brady, who have all expressed a heartfelt passion for coming back to college so they could play for SSSSS.  
well at least SOMEBODY knows what the fuck is going on around here....
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: The Prowler on November 20, 2008, 05:50:50 PM
It was last week, leading up to the MSU Game. He also said that Coach $ has a bowl of Little Debbie Oatmeal Cakes in the snack room. And that No One touches them, or they'd have to answer to Him.
Tom didn't say who they were watching film of, but in a interview on the PF Show he did say that it was of some linemen.  Isn't there a linemen or two, that has commited to uat, that's rated as a three "$tar"?  Mmmmmm.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: RWS on November 20, 2008, 07:57:20 PM
He also said that Coach $ has a bowl of Little Debbie Oatmeal Cakes in the snack room. And that No One touches them, or they'd have to answer to Him.
hey dumbass, BOL was doing a special and shadowed CNS for like 4 days.
http://alabama.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=878080 (http://alabama.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=878080)

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Saban granted Rivals.com unprecedented access last week – staff meetings, practices, film sessions, speaking events – as the Crimson Tide prepared to play Mississippi State. We even went along with college football's most famous coach to get a haircut.

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The staff reviews where it stands in recruiting. At one end of the room, the names, heights, weights, hometowns and 40 times of Alabama's top targets are neatly aligned on rectangular cards by position. Saban briefs the staff on the recruiting calls he made the night before. He also quizzes staff members on the status of other prospects and gets an update on who will be on campus for visits this weekend.

A screen on one end of the room is lowered. It's time to watch film of yesterday's practice. And it doesn't take long for Saban to get angry with the look the scout team is giving.

"What is that guy doing?" Saban says. "The kid didn't even drop into coverage. We can't have this. The guys on the scout team have to give us a better look than this. This is terrible. We need to talk about this."

The staff clears the room. Saban remains to watch film of recruits, scribbling notes and making grades about prospects on a form. A secretary enters the room to remind him of a meeting he has with Nike representatives.

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There are no noontime workouts. Going out for lunch? Forget it. It's catered in each day. Need a snack? Stop by the "Saban store" in a room that connects his office and a conference room. There you'll find Golden Flake chips, crackers and a mini-fridge full of soft drinks. A big glass jar on an adjacent counter is stuffed with Little Debbie Oatmeal Pies. But don't even think about touching those – Saban loves them.

yes, clandestine and sinister it was. nobody will EVER figure it out. except everybody that reads BOL :taunt: CNS has mentioned before in interviews about how he grades recruits that he often watches film during and after staff meetings. if you watch some of his press conferences, he has explained this before.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: AUChizad on November 20, 2008, 08:47:59 PM
Psst...

Nice attempt to try to spin Prowler to look like the dumbass, but all you did was give the source you were clamoring for him to provide. Your argument was that this never happened, then you post the credible source that said it happened. Egg's on your face, not Prowler's. I missed the part where he claimed to have heard this from super secret exclusive inside source...
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: RWS on November 20, 2008, 08:52:10 PM
Psst...

Nice attempt to try to spin Prowler to look like the dumbass, but all you did was give the source you were clamoring for him to provide. Your argument was that this never happened, then you post the credible source that said it happened. Egg's on your face, not Prowler's. I missed the part where he claimed to have heard this from super secret exclusive inside source...
i am disputing the context in which he posted, because you and i both know what he was trying to put it out there as. thats why i did not think of the BOL article, because of the context in which he posted it. you know what he was trying to do and you're full of shit if you say otherwise. its the same context that he posts ANYTHING at AUN with as well.

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Or, just have the Senior Head guy at Rivals sit down with Coach $, after he clears the room, and hope that I'm one of the selected prospects that they watch film of. (By the way, that actually happened)
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 20, 2008, 10:07:38 PM
Timeout. Who in the hell eats Little Debbie oatmeal cakes? I'd rather eat whatever would be found in the folds of Rosie O'Donnell's vagina that one of those disgusting things.

$4 million doesn't buy class.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: ssgaufan on November 20, 2008, 10:16:06 PM
Timeout. Who in the hell eats Little Debbie oatmeal cakes? I'd rather eat whatever would be found in the folds of Rosie O'Donnell's vagina that one of those disgusting things.

$4 million doesn't buy class.

You just went way over the line on that one, you sick bastard.   :puke:
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: RWS on November 20, 2008, 10:24:46 PM
I'd rather eat whatever would be found in the folds of Rosie O'Donnell's vagina
i hate Ethiopians.

seriously though, what country are you from? who the fuck hates a Little Debbie Oatmeal Pie?
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 20, 2008, 10:27:08 PM
Timeout. Who in the hell eats Little Debbie oatmeal cakes? I'd rather eat whatever would be found in the folds of Rosie O'Donnell's vagina that one of those disgusting things.

$4 million doesn't buy class.

You're the ghey. 

Oatmeal cream pies are make-you-fart-later good.  Hell, I think I might go eat one right now. 
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 20, 2008, 10:30:22 PM
Timeout. Who in the hell eats Little Debbie oatmeal cakes? I'd rather eat whatever would be found in the folds of Rosie O'Donnell's vagina that one of those disgusting things.

$4 million doesn't buy class.

You're kidding...right?  I mean, besides you...who DOESN'T like Little Debbie Oatmeal Cakes if you're in the house....have the munchies and open the pantry door to see that beautiful box.  Cup one of the cakes in your hand and pull the wrapper apart oh so gently.  Feel that moist, warm cake.  Give it a light squeeze and watch some of that gooey cream ooze out.  Lick down the middle of the cake to get to that sweet, succulent honey inside before you just dive in devour it.

It's over pretty quick but man, doesn't the taste of Little Debbie on your lips for the next few hours just make you shiver?  
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: RWS on November 20, 2008, 10:33:41 PM
You're kidding...right?  I mean, besides you...who DOESN'T like Little Debbie Oatmeal Cakes if you're in the house....have the munchies and open the pantry door to see that beautiful box.  Cup one of the cakes in your hand and pull the wrapper apart oh so gently.  Feel that moist, warm cake.  Give it a light squeeze and watch some of that gooey cream ooze out.  Lick down the middle of the cake to get to that sweet, succulent honey inside before you just dive in devour it.

It's over pretty quick but man, doesn't the taste of Little Debbie on your lips for the next few hours just make you shiver?  
he's too busy thinking about the taste of Rosie O'Donnell's vagina on his lips.

shit, i ate two of the huge oatmeal pies before i came to work today. we try to make sure we always have them in the pantry. 
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Jumbo on November 20, 2008, 10:38:48 PM
he's too busy thinking about the taste of Rosie O'Donnell's vagina on his lips.

shit, i ate two of the huge oatmeal pies before i came to work today. we try to make sure we always have them in the pantry. 
I thought Winn-Dixie always kept them in stock?
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: RWS on November 20, 2008, 10:57:42 PM
I thought Winn-Dixie always kept them in stock?
what does that have to do with the price of Skittles?
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: The Prowler on November 21, 2008, 01:41:22 AM
I'm guessing you just got through stocking the Skittles?

So, Pivot Man, is Tom Dienhart gonna help "The Proce$$"?

I just love it how you get all flustered and get your panties in a wad whenever anyone speaks of little $aint Nicky in a negative tone....That's Hot, lol.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 21, 2008, 06:14:50 AM
Little Debbie puts out a mean set of Swiss Cake Rolls.  Guilty pleasure.  Don't get me started.
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 21, 2008, 11:13:46 AM
Hostess Suzie Q's bitches....  !!!
Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 21, 2008, 11:05:22 PM
he's too busy thinking about the taste of Rosie O'Donnell's vagina on his lips.
It'd take something like her vag to get the taste of those god-awful oatmeal cakes out of my mouth. Just the thought of those things makes me wretch. You guys have horrible taste in snack foods and I'm ashamed to say I know you.

I'll take the Swiss cakes, but I'm more of a Nutty Bar kind of guy when it comes to Little Debbie. I'd knock an old woman to the ground to get a box of them. Chocolate, peanut butter, and wafers - three of the basic food groups.

Title: Re: Fulmer Cup Champions Defending Their Title
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 22, 2008, 01:05:46 AM
It'd take something like her vag to get the taste of those god-awful oatmeal cakes out of my mouth. Just the thought of those things makes me wretch. You guys have horrible taste in snack foods and I'm ashamed to say I know you.

I'll take the Swiss cakes, but I'm more of a Nutty Bar kind of guy when it comes to Little Debbie. I'd knock an old woman to the ground to get a box of them. Chocolate, peanut butter, and wafers - three of the basic food groups.



Yeah, I bet you enjoy the "nut" parts of life.