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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on October 02, 2022, 07:42:02 PM
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If every fan in Jordan Hare contributed just $94, Harsin’s buyout would be covered. Just think. For less than the price of a pair of UnderArmour shoes every fan in attendance could be a part of improving the fate of AU football. For less than a typical family drops on food they will never eat, they could bring about change.
It’s one tank of gas. Take a staycation. Find a way to drive 400 fewer miles. Do your part. You’ll spend more money on chips this year. They’re bad for you anyway. Cut back.
Your $94, in three easy payments of $31.33, will help a young man on the Plains from going to the locker room again without a second half score to keep him warm. It will help plant new recruits so this once fertile region can blossom again.
Do your part.
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This is why AU football may never be relevant again.
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This is why AU football may never be relevant again.
Narrator: Truth is Auburn was only ever relevant in their own mind.
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Comedy.
Dead as Harsin’s career.
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Comedy.
Dead as Harsin’s career.
A white football coach? Never.
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Well, the JV Never To Yield organization is on the case!
https://twitter.com/TheGurglingCod/status/1576927665894100993
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If every fan in Jordan Hare contributed just $94, Harsin’s buyout would be covered. Just think. For less than the price of a pair of UnderArmour shoes every fan in attendance could be a part of improving the fate of AU football. For less than a typical family drops on food they will never eat, they could bring about change.
It’s one tank of gas. Take a staycation. Find a way to drive 400 fewer miles. Do your part. You’ll spend more money on chips this year. They’re bad for you anyway. Cut back.
Your $94, in three easy payments of $31.33, will help a young man on the Plains from going to the locker room again without a second half score to keep him warm. It will help plant new recruits so this once fertile region can blossom again.
Do your part.
Will we get an adowable bwanket too?
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Will we get an adowable bwanket too?
You're going to hell for that.
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You're going to hell for that.
But, did you laugh?
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But, did you laugh?
Damn it!!!
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Blanket is an option.
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Blanket is an option.
I am SOOOOOOOOO stealing this
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If every fan in Jordan Hare contributed just $94, Harsin’s buyout would be covered. Just think. For less than the price of a pair of UnderArmour shoes every fan in attendance could be a part of improving the fate of AU football. For less than a typical family drops on food they will never eat, they could bring about change.
It’s one tank of gas. Take a staycation. Find a way to drive 400 fewer miles. Do your part. You’ll spend more money on chips this year. They’re bad for you anyway. Cut back.
Your $94, in three easy payments of $31.33, will help a young man on the Plains from going to the locker room again without a second half score to keep him warm. It will help plant new recruits so this once fertile region can blossom again.
Do your part.
Even $31.33 is too much for the common man.
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Will we get an adowable bwanket too?
Oh fuck! That was bad! And by bad I totally mean funny as hell and I spit coke all over my screen! I'm riding shotgun on the bus to hell you're driving!