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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on December 20, 2020, 04:41:22 PM

Title: Dear Bowl Committee
Post by: Kaos on December 20, 2020, 04:41:22 PM: Dear Bowl Committee:

Thank you for your invitation to play in the Citrus Bowl against Northwestern. I regret to inform you that we must respectfully decline.

At the current time we either have no coach, a committee of coaches, an internal war between pressure treated pine and a defunct bank, a thwarted coup, a list of alcoholic names, or a coach in waiting backed by the good-ol-boy network with a dash of racism tossed in.

We are also really tired of coming to Florida with our young team to face a senior-laden Big 10 squad and watching our dicks get mashed in the dirt. It really doesn't do much for the program or our self esteem.

Thanks again for the offer.

Your pal,
Aubie

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Title: Re: Dear Bowl Committee
Post by: jmar on December 20, 2020, 06:10:20 PM: The fuck. Aubie's not wearing a mask or social distancing.
We're doomed!
Title: Re: Dear Bowl Committee
Post by: AUJarhead on December 20, 2020, 07:42:42 PM: Quote from: jmar on December 20, 2020, 06:10:20 PM
The fudge. Aubie's not wearing a mask or social distancing.
We're doomed!
Heâ€™s at a protest, so itâ€™s fine.
Title: Re: Dear Bowl Committee
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 20, 2020, 10:19:27 PM: Quote from: AUJarhead on December 20, 2020, 07:42:42 PM
Heâ€™s at a protest, so itâ€™s fine.
Damn it, when is somebody going to fix the like button around here. Tired of this shit.