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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: The Six on October 13, 2020, 07:53:04 AM
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Auburn opens as a 3 point road favorite here but if you look at the numbers, that doesn't add up.
South Carolina's strength is run defense (giving up 96 yards per game). To be fair, only one opponent appears to have a run game (Tennessee) but you play who you play. Muschamp's dudes give it up through the air to the tune of 234 a game. South Carolina's offense produces yards and points (averaging just under 400 yards a game and 30 points per).
Auburn's defense surrenders 155 on the ground and 265 in the air per game. And, like SCar, Auburn only has one stellar opponent so far and lost by a lot more of a margin. Auburn only surrenders 23 but the blowout to Georgia keeps the average offensive points to 22.
So, how does Auburn win this game? The passing game is the way to go but not the usual hurl it into space passing game from Auburn. All those cool crossing and mesh routes used against Kentucky would be useful here to chew up yards and clock. It's also smart to go with quick read and throw considering how much the o line struggles in protection and the happy feet of Bo Nix.
South Carolina is probably gonna do what Arkansas did (and what Georgia did in the second half). Run, let the clock roll, throw underneath, and play keep away.
I think we are in for a fight. What say you? (Kaos, we know; you don't care and wish we didn't either. Saved you a post.)
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In K’s defense, I think it’ll be the ss:dd. Because of what he wrote yesterday. Seriously. Why would anyone think any different.
As far as the matchup - another opponent appearing worse talent wise or more dysfunctional than auburn has never stopped a Gus coached team from losing before. See Tennessee two years ago. See Arkansas almost last week. I don’t trust anything this staff does. We know what we’re getting. I’ve fallen to the side of apathy and just know what’s coming. Trying to apply logic and or X’s and O’s To this is fruitless. It really is. And I wish it wasn’t.
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Here's the playbook.
Go do something else on Saturday. Fuck the wife. Fuck the babysitter. Fuck the squirrel in the front yard. All better options.
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fudge the squirrel in the front yard
Tre Mason approves
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Live look at Gus Malzahn preparing for Fan Day.
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Live look at Gus Malzahn preparing for Fan Day.
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What a total disaster.
Didn't watch a down and am glad for it. Had a feeling this would go south.
From the WOKESPN lowlights:
- Bo Nix still thinks he's in high school. Seth is done with him and looks like Flash is as well.
- Tank Bigsby is wasted behind the worst offensive line I've seen at Auburn since the 3-9 year and those guys would beat the shoot out of these guys. No toughness; no balls.
- Chad Morris is a grifter. I was totally wrong here. Wish I hadn't thought otherwise. Feel dumb now.
- This defense is gar-bage in pressure situations and they are going to give up soon. Cream puff in the redone. They aren't helped by this offense but still, they are not tough.
- Gus doesn't know wth to do ever
- When Will Muschamp outcoaches you, take the buyout and buy some Waffle House franchises you hack!
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What a total disaster.
Didn't watch a down and am glad for it. Had a feeling this would go south. From the lowlights:
- Bo Nix still thinks he's in high school. Seth is done with him and looks like Flash is as well.
- Tank Bigsby is wasted behind the worst offensive line I've seen at Auburn since the 3-9 year and those guys would beat the shoot out of these guys. No toughness; no balls.
- Chad Morris is a grifter. I was totally wrong here. Wish I hadn't thought otherwise. Feel dumb now.
- This defense is gar-bage in pressure situations and they are going to give up soon. Cream puff in the redone. They aren't helped by this offense but still, they are not tough.
- Gus doesn't know wth to do ever
- When Will Muschamp outcoaches you, take the buyout and buy some Waffle House franchises you hack!
This schizophrenic idiot of a coach still thinks his way will work. Watch his post game presser. They’re gonna look at the tape. They’re gonna get better. My god this is insanity.
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What a total disaster.
Didn't watch a down and am glad for it. Had a feeling this would go south. From the lowlights:
- Bo Nix still thinks he's in high school. Seth is done with him and looks like Flash is as well.
- Tank Bigsby is wasted behind the worst offensive line I've seen at Auburn since the 3-9 year and those guys would beat the shoot out of these guys. No toughness; no balls.
- Chad Morris is a grifter. I was totally wrong here. Wish I hadn't thought otherwise. Feel dumb now.
- This defense is gar-bage in pressure situations and they are going to give up soon. Cream puff in the redone. They aren't helped by this offense but still, they are not tough.
- Gus doesn't know wth to do ever
- When Will Muschamp outcoaches you, take the buyout and buy some Waffle House franchises you hack!
I didn’t watch either but here’s what I gathered.
Bo Nix is a school boy bitch who couldn’t out throw Jeremy Johnson if his life depended on it.
Tank, if you’re reading this, you’re a fucking beast and I’m sorry you have one of the worst Olines in SEC history blocking for you. (Fuck you Gus you C cup freak)
Defensive line, did you practice when Brown and Davidson were here?? Or is the O line so bad that we now can’t develop defensive line players?
Gus is just a fucking idiot, I may have covered this.
And if Will Muschamp beats you, you don’t deserve to ride the bus back to Auburn. I love Will Muschamp to. I give much of our defensive credit to him for his one year. He changed our D mentally and we’re honestly getting soft again.
Fuck you Gus. Also, I would take Jay Jacobs clit back in the AD over the fool running it now.
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Nix didn't forget how to ball. Morris is fucking him. Seth was caught flat footed and sulking, and gave up the touchdown.
Tank was averaging nearly 7ypc and he wasn't on the field on the last drive. Wasted deep shot to the end zone on the first play of the last drive. Dumb fuck two point conversion early in the game. This loss is 90% Morris and 10% middle DL.
Fuck Chad Morris with a syphilitic goat cock.
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I didn’t watch either but here’s what I gathered.
Bo Nix is a school boy bitch who couldn’t out throw Jeremy Johnson if his life depended on it.
Tank, if you’re reading this, you’re a fucking beast and I’m sorry you have one of the worst Olines in SEC history blocking for you. (Fuck you Gus you C cup freak)
Defensive line, did you practice when Brown and Davidson were here?? Or is the O line so bad that we now can’t develop defensive line players?
Gus is just a fucking idiot, I may have covered this.
And if Will Muschamp beats you, you don’t deserve to ride the bus back to Auburn. I love Will Muschamp to. I give much of our defensive credit to him for his one year. He changed our D mentally and we’re honestly getting soft again.
Fuck you Gus. Also, I would take Jay Jacobs clit back in the AD over the fool running it now.
All of this. Every word. And even what Wes said. 700k for this idiot is a worse travesty than Gus’ buyout.
There. I said it.
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Fuck this shit
That is all
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I'm so glad that I decided to work in the yard rather than this atrocity. I told my son, "the next news we should hear from AU is that they have fired Gus". That would be the only good thing to come from this.
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I told my son, "the next news we should hear from AU is that they have fired Gus". That would be the only good thing to come from this.
If/when they do fire Gus I may start watching again, until then, Auburn is just caught in a Gus loop of SSDD.
Poor prep time.
Poor game management.
Poor player development (especially QB)
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Nix didn't forget how to ball. Morris is fucking him. Seth was caught flat footed and sulking, and gave up the touchdown.
Tank was averaging nearly 7ypc and he wasn't on the field on the last drive. Wasted deep shot to the end zone on the first play of the last drive. Dumb fuck two point conversion early in the game. This loss is 90% Morris and 10% middle DL.
Fuck Chad Morris with a syphilitic goat cock.
I'm not sure about 90%, but we are definitely seeing the results of no offseason prep. Maybe if we had an underground facility.
I was a bit upset at Seth. He was getting his ass handed to him by Horn, and he started to remind me of a pouty Duke Williams.
Maybe this will prompt Bo to find a few different receivers. I think he has been focused on Seth and Flash too much. He should be looking for a white or Navy jersey only, not a number.
It does seem that the team has taken on the the don't give a damn attitude of their coach.
And for the sake of all that is holy, stop jawing after a play when you are getting beat!
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And for the sake of all that is holy, stop jawing after a play when you are getting beat!
A team of bitches just like their coaches.
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Several things, all positive:
I'm just stunned by how little talent we have on both sides of the line. I've said this many times before. This offensive line, save for one transfer from Akron, consists of the same schleps who couldn't beat out our horrible offensive linemen the last two years. They're quite pathetic.
Yes, we lost Derrick Brown and Marlon Davidson. How is it that the best two we have to replace them are Truesdale and Newkirk? My gawd! And Big Kat....why are you even dressing out? Has he even been in on a tackle this year? Not being sarcastic here. I honestly haven't seen him near anybody.
Chad, ya started out with a beautiful game plan. Quick passes, and yes, the slants Auburn people have been screaming for, for years and years. Distributing the ball to multiple receivers. Then........ What happened, Chad? Was the first series scripted?
And Jamien Sherwood, please enter the transporter thingy asap. You're an embarrassing, punk ass bitch. Take your thug ass somewhere else, pleeeeeaase.
Tank Bigsby is a beast!!!
Told you it was all positive.
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I'm not sure about 90%, but we are definitely seeing the results of no offseason prep. Maybe if we had an underground facility.
I was a bit upset at Seth. He was getting his ass handed to him by Horn, and he started to remind me of a pouty Duke Williams.
Maybe this will prompt Bo to find a few different receivers. I think he has been focused on Seth and Flash too much. He should be looking for a white or Navy jersey only, not a number.
It does seem that the team has taken on the the don't give a damn attitude of their coach.
And for the sake of all that is holy, stop jawing after a play when you are getting beat!
Seth, Bo and the rest are all symptoms of the problem.
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Several things, all positive:
I'm just stunned by how little talent we have on both sides of the line. I've said this many times before. This offensive line, save for one transfer from Akron, consists of the same schleps who couldn't beat out our horrible offensive linemen the last two years. They're quite pathetic.
Yes, we lost Derrick Brown and Marlon Davidson. How is it that the best two we have to replace them are Truesdale and Newkirk? My gawd! And Big Kat....why are you even dressing out? Has he even been in on a tackle this year? Not being sarcastic here. I honestly haven't seen him near anybody.
Chad, ya started out with a beautiful game plan. Quick passes, and yes, the slants Auburn people have been screaming for, for years and years. Distributing the ball to multiple receivers. Then........ What happened, Chad? Was the first series scripted?
And Jamien Sherwood, please enter the transporter thingy asap. You're an embarrassing, punk ass bitch. Take your thug ass somewhere else, pleeeeeaase.
Tank Bigsby is a beast!!!
Told you it was all positive.
You are such a fucking sunshine pumper
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I'm not sure about 90%, but we are definitely seeing the results of no offseason prep. Maybe if we had an underground facility.
I thought that too, until I realized that with a brand new coach, Arkansas looks decent. And Mizzou's brand new coaching staff did something that Gus can't, beat Coach O.
I've tried rationalizing everything, but I just come back to this.. Gus sucks.
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I thought that too, until I realized that with a brand new coach, Arkansas looks decent. And Mizzou's brand new coaching staff did something that Gus can't, beat Coach O.
I've tried rationalizing everything, but I just come back to this.. Gus sucks.
Morris is the one fucking this season up. Gus has his problems, but this year is Chad's dumbfuck fault.
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Morris is the one fudgeing this season up. Gus has his problems, but this year is Chad's dumbfudge fault.
I prefer to blame the entire staff this season. DL sucks, LBs are good, but not as good as they should be...DBs are great at talking shit, but not much else. We all know teh OL is a giant heaping pile of turds, the backs are missing other than Tank, the receivers are moping around (other than Stove) and the 300lb TE only gets the occasional Peguescat look.
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I prefer to blame the entire staff this season. DL sucks, LBs are good, but not as good as they should be...DBs are great at talking shit, but not much else. We all know teh OL is a giant heaping pile of turds, the backs are missing other than Tank, the receivers are moping around (other than Stove) and the 300lb TE only gets the occasional Peguescat look.
This sort of team unrest, lack of chemistry, frustration...was a hallmark of Morris's entire tenure at Ark.
The man is a goddamned cancer.
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This sort of team unrest, lack of chemistry, frustration...was a hallmark of Morris's entire tenure at Ark.
The man is a goddamned cancer.
You mentioned 2012 in the other thread and that may not be too far off. In 12', once they saw the season in the shitter, they quit, like nothing I've seen before. One similarity between this team and that one is there was one particular player who never took a down off. Tre Mason ran hard as hell and made just about every yard on his own. Even got 1,000 yards. Tank runs very similarly. How many tackles has he broken so far this year?
The next four games are all winnable. Ole Miss, LSU, MSU & Tennessee. You can laugh but every one of those teams has at times, looked much worse than Auburn. They might all be the Clash of the Retards, but maybe our retards won't go full tard in every game.
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This sort of team unrest, lack of chemistry, frustration...was a hallmark of Morris's entire tenure at Ark.
The man is a goddamned cancer.
So, we added colon cancer to the lung cancer we already had? Jeebus, it is 2012
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You mentioned 2012 in the other thread and that may not be too far off. In 12', once they saw the season in the shootter, they quit, like nothing I've seen before. One similarity between this team and that one is there was one particular player who never took a down off. Tre Mason ran hard as hell and made just about every yard on his own. Even got 1,000 yards. Tank runs very similarly. How many tackles has he broken so far this year?
The next four games are all winnable. Ole Miss, LSU, MSU & Tennessee. You can laugh but every one of those teams has at times, looked much worse than Auburn. They might all be the Clash of the Retards, but maybe our retards won't go full tard in every game.
But Tank has to get the carries to do that. This Chusup offensive staff sees that he's having success and then decides that is the best time for the double reverse, backwards twirlybird pass to the LT.
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This sort of team unrest, lack of chemistry, frustration...was a hallmark of Morris's entire tenure at Ark.
The man is a goddamned cancer.
See how SMU is doing this year as well......So ark, clemson and smu are all better now POST Chad. Crazy aint it?
And as much as I would love to total scapegoat the asshole. this is also on Gus.
Im tired of it always being someone else....anyone else but him. Its a convenient out and he's mastering the art of it.
Gus brought him in. Gus created this. Gus doesn't develop QBs either. And well, remember the Clemson game a few years back....or Georgia last year.....we get this same kind of bumfuckery under Gus regardless of who the OC or QB is. So maybe theyre both just birds of a feather.
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But Tank has to get the carries to do that. This Chusup offensive staff sees that he's having success and then decides that is the best time for the double reverse, backwards twirlybird pass to the LT.
Gets it.
See how SMU is doing this year as well......So ark, clemson and smu are all better now POST Chad. Crazy aint it?
Yeah. Crazy.
Gus has his own issues, but Chad is demonstrably fucking this shit up.
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You mentioned 2012 in the other thread and that may not be too far off. In 12', once they saw the season in the shitter, they quit, like nothing I've seen before. One similarity between this team and that one is there was one particular player who never took a down off. Tre Mason ran hard as hell and made just about every yard on his own. Even got 1,000 yards. Tank runs very similarly. How many tackles has he broken so far this year?
The next four games are all winnable. Ole Miss, LSU, MSU & Tennessee. You can laugh but every one of those teams has at times, looked much worse than Auburn. They might all be the Clash of the Retards, but maybe our retards won't go full tard in every game.
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when auburn is tard, and goes against teams that look just as tard....that other team usually wins. I said this last week. Even up until Friday, we had fans rationalize that even as bad as we were....surely (and don't call me Shirley) we would handle the cocks because, well - they look worse than us. Nope.....we always win the battle of the tards to see whose the tardest....ALWAYS.
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Gets it.
Yeah. Crazy.
Gus has his own issues, but Chad is demonstrably fucking this shit up.
and the sad part is you are probably right.....and between Chad and COVID, Gus will get yet another mulligan.
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and the sad part is you are probably right.....and between Chad and COVID, Gus will get yet another mulligan.
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Just an FYI, the first person who says, "But who can we get that's better?" I will break the knee caps of your first born.
Unless they're all grown up and bigger than me.
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Just an FYI, the first person who says, "But who can we get that's better?" I will break the knee caps of your first born.
Unless they're all grown up and bigger than me.
and its an easy question to answer...how long have you got? Sorry to inform them but he's in the bottom 20% of coaches in D1.
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But who can we get that’s better?
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But who can we get that’s better?
If you weren't half way across the country, why I'd.......
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Okay, I laughed at this. Yeah, it's a shot at our QB, but such a good troll. Someone went on Bo's wiki page and made a slight change.
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Okay, I laughed at this. Yeah, it's a shot at our QB, but such a good troll. Someone went on Bo's wiki page and made a slight change.
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It ain’t lyin
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If you weren't half way across the country, why I'd.......
She would kick your ass
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She would kick your ass
Well.....I'm 60. So I guess she'd feel real good about beating up on an old man. I could probably fend her off for a while with my walker.
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But who can we get that’s better?
I just did a quick search of NCAA coaches with a 75% win clip* or better.
Saban
Dabo
Jimbo
a whole shitload of guys at schools you've never heard of.
*arbitrary number.
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I just did a quick search of NCAA coaches with a 75% win clip* or better.
Saban
Dabo
Jimbo
a whole shitload of guys at schools you've never heard of.
*arbitrary number.
Not a huge sample size but Kirby Smart is 47-13. (78%)
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Not a huge sample size but Kirby Smart is 47-13. (78%)
Absolutely do not want Mark Richt -2.0
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Absolutely do not want Mark Richt -2.0
What about Chopper 2.0?
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What about Chopper 2.0?
WebbHudson or GTFO
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Throwing a side note into the mix. Anyone paying attention to AU Foosballz lately, has obviously noticed #9 bringing the pain on quite a few plays. LB Zakoby McClain is:
4th in the FBS in Total Tackles with 45
5th in the FBS in Solo Tackles with 27
Is averaging 13 tackles per game in his last two games.
That's some first team All SEC shit right there. Would love to have KJ Britt back, but Z-Mac (That's what his close friends call him) has more than picked up the slack.
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Love him and Pappoe. With Britt plugging the middle (size) maybe we'll see the middle of the D stiffen. Too bad we're a month out from that.
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Love him and Pappoe. With Britt plugging the middle (size) maybe we'll see the middle of the D stiffen. Too bad we're a month out from that.
Troof because True and New need all the help they can get.
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Auburn needs a player named Bumper Pool
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Throwing a side note into the mix. Anyone paying attention to AU Foosballz lately, has obviously noticed #9 bringing the pain on quite a few plays. LB Zakoby McClain is:
4th in the FBS in Total Tackles with 45
5th in the FBS in Solo Tackles with 27
Is averaging 13 tackles per game in his last two games.
That's some first team All SEC shit right there. Would love to have KJ Britt back, but Z-Mac (That's what his close friends call him) has more than picked up the slack.
When the DL can’t make any tackles, the LB has to step up!
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Auburn needs a player named Bumper Pool
Unless he enters the Transfunctioner Portal thingy, Arky has him locked up. However, I hear the crystal ball has us as the clear favorites to land Jackmerius Tacktheratrix.
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Unless he enters the Transfunctioner Portal thingy, Arky has him locked up. However, I hear the crystal ball has us as the clear favorites to land Jackmerius Tacktheratrix.
Yeah I hear we are gonna move to and from DB enough times that he will barely be able to help on special teams before he transfers to Liberty and sets their record for rushing.
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Troof because True and New need all the help they can get.
They needed some Coitus but alas, there is no more Coitus.
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They needed some Coitus but alas, there is no more Coitus.
Tell me about it. When you've been married as long as I ha.....oh wait, you mean that Miller kid, right?
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You mean your wife no longer soaks the cork?
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You mean your wife no longer soaks the cork?
I love-a soaking the cork! I could-a soak the cork all night long, if they let me! I want to-a soak two corks at once!
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David Pollack on Gus, Chad and Bo.
"Let me be very clear, the offensive system doesn’t allow him to thrive because the offensive system hasn’t changed in years and doesn’t have answers to things it should have answers to,†Pollack said. “They do things I’d do differently, and they can take advantage of their personnel and talent a lot better. Bo Nix isn’t off the hook either, Kevin. And I say that because I haven’t seen a quarterback in college football evade a clean pocket more than Bo Nix. He has a bad habit – look he’s a good athlete – but he has a bad habit of leaving the pocket too prematurely. So I think he needs to grow in that area and say ‘I got wheels but let me do damage with my arm first.’â€