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Title: Observations
Post by: oldautiger on November 16, 2019, 06:22:57 PM
After watching the abortion which is AU offensive football I am of the opinion we will win one more game this season. It ain’t Fuck gawja or Fuck bammer. 
Oh yeah FUCK GUS
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: CCTAU on November 16, 2019, 06:37:12 PM
After watching the abortion which is AU offensive football I am of the opinion we will win one more game this season. It ain’t Fuck gawja or Fuck bammer.
Oh yeah FUCK GUS
Easy now. We knew it was coming.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: jmar on November 16, 2019, 06:43:17 PM
Easy now. We knew it was coming.
You are correct.



FUCK GUS
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: chityeah on November 16, 2019, 07:37:42 PM
I third this. Fuck Gus!
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: wesfau2 on November 16, 2019, 08:32:59 PM
Gus carries the lion's share of the blame, but that was a pretty egregious spectacle of SEC protectionism.

At least two games this season have been directly impacted by the refs' refusal to call holding in the face of the Auburn pass rush.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: djsimp on November 16, 2019, 09:03:52 PM
Well, after Gus "taking over" the offensive playcalling, there isnt any where for Gus to run, away from the blame that is. Offensive genius? Nah. That was pathetic. Just pathetic. 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: The Six on November 16, 2019, 09:54:02 PM
The offensive line cannot create consistent running lanes. Therefore, RBs can't get loose except on rare occasions. That's the key to Gus's offensive "plan" and it's disrupted.

The QB has talent but is raw and does not receive quality coaching. Therefore, he is erratic and "skittish rabbit" in the pocket, particularly in key moments.

That's a recipe for a disaster in big games.

This is the best defense in the SEC, maybe the nation. They are saddled with maybe the 10th best offense in the conference. Therefore, hello 8-4.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: AUJarhead on November 16, 2019, 10:05:09 PM
They are saddled with maybe the 10th best offense.
In the state of Alabama, maybe. 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: The Six on November 16, 2019, 10:06:02 PM
In the state of Alabama, maybe.
Meant "in the conference." Added to OP.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: The Six on November 16, 2019, 10:07:41 PM
Instead of giving Oregon "credit" for losing to Auburn, maybe the committee should be asking them, "how did you manage to lose to THAT offense?" 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: AUJarhead on November 16, 2019, 10:11:03 PM
Meant "in the conference." Added to OP.
I stand by my correction. 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Kaos on November 16, 2019, 11:39:41 PM
"Everybody can see we got a great football team." 
-- Gus Malzahn, 11/16/2019



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Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 17, 2019, 07:51:46 AM
A couple of things.  So many spot on points above, including the part about a very skittish QB. He panics at the first hint of pressure.  Couple that with an O-line that's just not very good and consistently bad play calling and yes, it's a recipe for disaster.

My fear coming in was what no one was really talking about.  I certainly wasnt and didnt want to look at the stats to confirm it.  We can talk about our D all day, but FUGA is really really good.  Statistically much better than ours.  After last night, they're only giving up 10.5 points a game.  They allow 267 total yards per game and with our 2 TDs, that's 12 total given up for the year.  

Let's face it, athletic defenses have eaten our lunch all year.  We have no answer and that was the best D we have faced and will face this season.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 17, 2019, 07:53:47 AM
And BTW, despite how good their D is, I think LSU takes their lunch money.  No way FUGA can outscore that bunch.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: jmar on November 17, 2019, 08:51:06 AM
https://youtu.be/ifwpuhgmRoI

Nix had the key runs that allowed us to score twice. He also fumbled, took a bad sack and missed some throws but he played pretty well considering our offensive line wakes up to play one quarter each game and the ever present challenge of having to deal with Malzahn. 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 18, 2019, 08:59:20 AM
Work in progress.
We're going to get better.
The future is bright.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Saniflush on November 18, 2019, 11:06:37 AM
Work in progress.
We're going to get better.
The future is bright.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: The Six on November 18, 2019, 11:21:52 AM
The prevailing sentiment from the Auburn folks on Twitter is we all need to shut up, stop complaining, we are the problem, we need to accept things and be better people, root for the team and give athletics all the money they want. 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 18, 2019, 11:25:00 AM
And Read the Creed!
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: GH2001 on November 18, 2019, 12:43:45 PM
The prevailing sentiment from the Auburn folks on Twitter is we all need to shut up, stop complaining, we are the problem, we need to accept things and be better people, root for the team and give athletics all the money they want.
 Prevailing from those who don’t see context or trends, sure. 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: CCTAU on November 18, 2019, 02:40:35 PM
I keep hearing so called fans say, "Well who you gonna get?"
Mikey Mouse. MM would at least be able to tell when your line can't make a hole!
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Godfather on November 18, 2019, 02:43:09 PM
I keep hearing so called fans say, "Well who you gonna get?"
Mikey Mouse. MM would at least be able to tell when your line can't make a hole!
This is a stupid answer to me. Who you going to get, is not a viable reason, to keep the status quo.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: CCTAU on November 18, 2019, 03:49:29 PM
This is a stupid answer to me. Who you going to get, is not a viable reason, to keep the status quo.
You would be surprised at the number of fans sticking with that mantra.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Godfather on November 18, 2019, 03:54:59 PM
You would be surprised at the number of fans sticking with that mantra.
Oh I am well aware.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: The Six on November 18, 2019, 03:58:38 PM
Prevailing from those who don’t see context or trends, sure.
If we were in the midwest, these would Iowa fans, I'm certain of it. 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 18, 2019, 04:04:40 PM
My vote is still for Jumbo.  The in-stadium DJ would be epic
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: AUTiger1 on November 18, 2019, 04:13:17 PM
My vote is still for Jumbo.  The in-stadium DJ would be epic
Banana's!!
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Godfather on November 18, 2019, 04:13:22 PM
My vote is still for Jumbo.  The in-stadium DJ would be epic
(https://i.imgur.com/ghLyZ0F.jpg)

We need to work on him getting this gig, skinny bald motherfucker can't be no Jumbo.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Kaos on November 18, 2019, 04:22:00 PM
This is a stupid answer to me. Who you going to get, is not a viable reason, to keep the status quo.
So your wife is a serial cheater, she's mean to the kids and treats you like crap.  But nobody reallk knows it because they're not in the middle of it like you are.  Everybody thinks ya'll are such a great couple and you're a lucky guy.  

You should stay together?  Endure that knowing that she's going to cheat again (the Sexton and Arkansas rumors), she's going to be mean to the kids (breaking Kerryon, breaking Tre, failing to develop a quarterback, failure to develop an offensive line) and she's going to treat you like crap (ignorant offensive game plans, a failure to learn from past mistakes, continued abortions on the field).  

That is the choice a sad sack loser would make.  I know.  Endured most of that for years, thinking it was magically somehow going to get better.  There was always that magical "when."  When this happens, when that happens it's going to be great.  

But when never gets here. 
When Gus has a quarterback for more than one season. 
When Gus has a defense that can keep the opponent from scoring 50
When Gus has a five-star QB
When Gus has a dual threat
When Gus has a drop-back passer
When Gus has a better OC
When Gus gets back to calling plays
When Gus is the CEO

When, when, when, when, when.  

But there is no when. When comes and then it's another when. 

Short version?  Fuck Gus. 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 18, 2019, 04:23:32 PM
You had me at fuck Gus
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: jmar on November 18, 2019, 05:37:11 PM
If we were in the midwest, these would Iowa fans, I'm certain of it.
Steady as she goes Hawkeye fans!

Never underestimate the staying power of Kirk Ferentz. That gentlemanly demeanor and no excuses attitude is absolutely intoxicating.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 19, 2019, 10:14:03 AM
I had the same conversation with a Bama fan yesterday.  It started with the typical questions/statements:

You guys gonna' fire Gus?

Who you gonna' get?  I mean, who's out there that's better?

There's about 100 teams out there that would kill to be 7-3.


A few observations here.  Outside of the world of Auburn fandom, I truly believe Malzahn is thought as as a "good" coach.  I think the highlights of his AU career have been burned into people's memories, with playing for a Nattie, the Prayer at Jordan Hare, Kick 6 (Replayed 1,000,000,000,000 times) and recently beating two #1's in huge rivalry games. 

I'm not saying the guy isn't solid in several areas, including consistently bringing in top talent, advocating for better facilities and representing the program with class. (For the most part)  But those of us who follow the program on a daily basis understand there are glaring deficiencies that will never be corrected.  K had the best analogy.  It's like an abusive marriage where you wonder if financially, you can walk away from it.  But you know exactly what you're getting if you stay.

What we're getting if we stay is 4-5 losses just about every single year and an absolutely abysmal record against our biggest rivals, LSU, FUGA and Bama.  I hear those same questions and statements every year.  Who would be better and how many teams would love to have a winning record every year?  All I hear when someone says that is, "You're Auburn.  Stay in your lane, bro." 

I've said this countless times.  We have the facilities.  We have the tradition.  We have the fan base and support.  And we have $7 million duckies a year that says we can go out and get someone that gives notice to the football world that we're finally serious about winning.

Having said all that, does anyone really trust the PTB to at least try and make a Bruce Pearl type hire?  Or would we be saddled again with an up and comer.  A former Auburn assistant.  A good fit for Auburn. 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: AUJarhead on November 19, 2019, 10:24:53 AM
Snags, GF sent me this article today:

https://247sports.com/college/auburn/Article/Gus-Malzahn-Auburn-offense-still-a-work-in-progress-through-10-games-of-2019-season-138847063/

I'll let you read it, but a few things stick out:

Auburn offense vs. FBS winning teams
1. 2013: 36.1 points per game
2. 2014: 33.7 ppg
3. 2017: 30.1 ppg
4. 2016: 24 ppg
5. 2015: 23.2 ppg
6. 2019: 21 ppg
7. 2018: 19.1 ppg

Auburn rushing offense vs. FBS winning teams
1. 2013: 299 yards per game
2. 2014: 251.2 ypg
3. 2016: 232.5 ypg
4. 2015: 189.3 ypg
5. 2017: 174.6 ypg
6. 2019: 151.5 ypg
7. 2018: 102 ypg


Doesn't take a caveman lawyer to see where Auburn's offense has been trending..
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 19, 2019, 10:35:42 AM
Snags, GF sent me this article today:

https://247sports.com/college/auburn/Article/Gus-Malzahn-Auburn-offense-still-a-work-in-progress-through-10-games-of-2019-season-138847063/

I'll let you read it, but a few things stick out:

Auburn offense vs. FBS winning teams
1. 2013: 36.1 points per game
2. 2014: 33.7 ppg
3. 2017: 30.1 ppg
4. 2016: 24 ppg
5. 2015: 23.2 ppg
6. 2019: 21 ppg
7. 2018: 19.1 ppg

Auburn rushing offense vs. FBS winning teams
1. 2013: 299 yards per game
2. 2014: 251.2 ypg
3. 2016: 232.5 ypg
4. 2015: 189.3 ypg
5. 2017: 174.6 ypg
6. 2019: 151.5 ypg
7. 2018: 102 ypg


Doesn't take a caveman lawyer to see where Auburn's offense has been trending..
(https://nypdecider.files.wordpress.com/2018/09/unfrozen-caveman-lawyer-2.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=1284&h=856) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=&url=https%3A%2F%2Fdecider.com%2F2018%2F09%2F24%2Fphil-hartman-snl-unfrozen-caveman-lawyer%2F&psig=AOvVaw2yZiFVVfrG-_Xl9XjtGPs_&ust=1574263528442296)
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 19, 2019, 10:37:49 AM
Wow, those stats showing a decline each and every year, are pretty much all you need to know. 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 19, 2019, 10:45:32 AM
Snags, GF sent me this article today:

https://247sports.com/college/auburn/Article/Gus-Malzahn-Auburn-offense-still-a-work-in-progress-through-10-games-of-2019-season-138847063/

I'll let you read it, but a few things stick out:

Auburn offense vs. FBS winning teams
1. 2013: 36.1 points per game
2. 2014: 33.7 ppg
3. 2017: 30.1 ppg
4. 2016: 24 ppg
5. 2015: 23.2 ppg
6. 2019: 21 ppg
7. 2018: 19.1 ppg

Auburn rushing offense vs. FBS winning teams
1. 2013: 299 yards per game
2. 2014: 251.2 ypg
3. 2016: 232.5 ypg
4. 2015: 189.3 ypg
5. 2017: 174.6 ypg
6. 2019: 151.5 ypg
7. 2018: 102 ypg


Doesn't take a caveman lawyer to see where Auburn's offense has been trending..
Thanks for confirming what Gus said at the end of last season.  We did get better!  The future IS bright!
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: AUJarhead on November 19, 2019, 10:47:19 AM
Thanks for confirming what Gus said at the end of last season.  We did get better!  The future IS bright!
We should extend his contract. 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 19, 2019, 10:48:36 AM
We should extend his contract.
Brilliant!

And raise his buyout
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Kaos on November 19, 2019, 11:00:44 AM
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Title: Re: Observations
Post by: AUJarhead on November 19, 2019, 11:21:43 AM
Why couldn’t he fuck Florida like he did us?
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 19, 2019, 11:32:41 AM
Why couldn’t he fudge Florida like he did us?
He's only had a year so far.  Or is it 2?
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Godfather on November 19, 2019, 01:23:48 PM
I'll just leave this here
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 19, 2019, 02:22:07 PM
But we won the 4th quarter!  What more do you want?  We are close.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: djsimp on November 19, 2019, 02:41:18 PM
I'll just leave this here
I don't know how much more I can take of this rinse and repeat cycle from Gus. Just listening to this Gus-speak turns my stomach. He has totally taken the joy out of watching Auburn football.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 19, 2019, 02:49:53 PM
I don't know how much more I can take of this rinse and repeat cycle from Gus. Just listening to this Gus-speak turns my stomach. He has totally taken the joy out of watching Auburn football.
Creed, you bandwagon baby!  And you'd better get those Oakley's on.  The future is about to get real bright up in this bitch.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: djsimp on November 19, 2019, 02:59:07 PM
Creed, you bandwagon baby!  And you'd better get those Oakley's on.  The future is about to get real bright up in this bitch.
Creed got kilt by the Russian sooooo.....Seriously though, I mistakenly see some of the crap come across the AU facepage feeds. All I see is blah blah blahdy blah. I mean really, thats what I see. Only thing that matters now is of old Jimmy is gonna break off a piece of that gold brick and take care of bidnezz. 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 19, 2019, 03:25:26 PM
Creed got kilt by the Russian sooooo.....Seriously though, I mistakenly see some of the crap come across the AU facepage feeds. All I see is blah blah blahdy blah. I mean really, thats what I see. Only thing that matters now is of old Jimmy is gonna break off a piece of that gold brick and take care of bidnezz.
That piece from GF showing the declining numbers is all I need now when answering the "You barners gone let ole Gus go?" crowd.  I have it memorized and I'm just going to ask, "Would you pay $7 mil a year for that?"
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: djsimp on November 19, 2019, 03:56:20 PM
That piece from GF showing the declining numbers is all I need now when answering the "You barners gone let ole Gus go?" crowd.  I have it memorized and I'm just going to ask, "Would you pay $7 mil a year for that?"
Edd Zackery. I'd be willing to bet that there are those that rub elbows with big money that have seen these numbers too, and they don't like their future returns. 

Not just that, but when your fan base just doesn't want to even here you, as thr HC, talk anymore, sumpn wrong dude and it aint you the fan. I can't ever remember feeling like this towards Auburn football. I mean seriously, how many of us are embarrassed to make mention of who our Auburn football HC is??? I'd say a lot and thats an Auburn problem. 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 19, 2019, 04:05:27 PM
Edd Zackery. I'd be willing to bet that there are those that rub elbows with big money that have seen these numbers too, and they don't like their future returns.

Not just that, but when your fan base just doesn't want to even here you, as thr HC, talk anymore, sumpn wrong dude and it aint you the fan. I can't ever remember feeling like this towards Auburn football. I mean seriously, how many of us are embarrassed to make mention of who our Auburn football HC is??? I'd say a lot and thats an Auburn problem.
1998, 2008, 2012 and again pretty much since 2015.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: djsimp on November 19, 2019, 04:12:50 PM
1998, 2008, 2012 and again pretty much since 2015.
"Resignation", "Resignation", Fired, annnnnnd still at Auburn.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 19, 2019, 04:29:00 PM
Nothing matches 2012 for me.  Never have I seen a team flat out quit.  That team did. 

And the thug culture that permeated throughout that program was sickening.

I think that's also one of the things you absolutely have to give Gus credit for. That was essentially the same group in 2013 with a few pieces of the puzzle added.  He changed the whole environment and attitude.  However, the biggest question continues to be, what the hell happened?  Why the steady decline every year since?
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: oldautiger on November 19, 2019, 04:30:49 PM
Why couldn’t he fuck Florida like he did us?
Gaytors won’t let him
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: RottenBottom on November 19, 2019, 05:28:46 PM
What kills me is Bammers saying “I hope y’all never fire Gus.”

Thats exactly what I used to say about Shula....
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: djsimp on November 20, 2019, 04:56:32 PM
Im thinking Pate is pretty close on this one.

https://youtu.be/qbuhlDnGuk4
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Godfather on November 21, 2019, 08:49:46 AM
Hate to say, but Gus will be our head coach next year.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: The Six on November 21, 2019, 08:55:51 AM
Hate to say, but Gus will be our head coach next year.
And the year after because next year has the built in excuse of youth and inexperience.
Losing 3 maybe 4 DL. Losing 4 DBs.
Losing 5 OL (whether they are good or not doesn't matter, that's a lot of dudes to replace at once), Losing maybe 1 RB and 2 WRs(?)
Sporadic kicker and okay punter return. Woo hoo!

Two more years. Word on the skreet is Auburn is about to install Dr. Gouge as President again and he is not a radical, rock the boat kind of dude. 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Godfather on November 21, 2019, 09:12:03 AM
And the year after because next year has the built in excuse of youth and inexperience.
Losing 3 maybe 4 DL. Losing 4 DBs.
Losing 5 OL (whether they are good or not doesn't matter, that's a lot of dudes to replace at once), Losing maybe 1 RB and 2 WRs(?)
Sporadic kicker and okay punter return. Woo hoo!

Two more years. Word on the skreet is Auburn is about to install Dr. Gouge as President again and he is not a radical, rock the boat kind of dude.
I like Gouge but he inherited this mess, he also never really got involved in the athletics side.  Jacobs did all that, Greene seems to be hands-off, not sure why. Leadership is our problem.  No one has a plan, and they can't get everyone on the same page.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 21, 2019, 09:23:04 AM
Wait...how many OL are we losing after this year?
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Kaos on November 21, 2019, 09:26:41 AM
My observation?  

Gusterd reads message boards.  How often over the last few years in particular have we complained about Auburn's simplistic, elementary-level route tree?  How often have we shaken our heads in resigned amazement that we leave the middle of the field completely abandoned?  

What happened against Georgia?  More targets on slants in the middle of the field in one game than in all the other games this season combined.  

But Gus' problem?  Once he started doing that, he quit doing the other pass routes we'd been doing.  


I've also heard rumors that some of the players were privately bitching that what we ran against UGA wasn't what they'd spent the past two weeks practicing. 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 21, 2019, 09:31:56 AM
Wait...how many OL are we losing after this year?
4 and if another one goes, that will make 5.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 21, 2019, 09:33:35 AM
My observation? 

Gusterd reads message boards.  How often over the last few years in particular have we complained about Auburn's simplistic, elementary-level route tree?  How often have we shaken our heads in resigned amazement that we leave the middle of the field completely abandoned? 

What happened against Georgia?  More targets on slants in the middle of the field in one game than in all the other games this season combined. 

But Gus' problem?  Once he started doing that, he quit doing the other pass routes we'd been doing. 


I've also heard rumors that some of the players were privately bitching that what we ran against UGA wasn't what they'd spent the past two weeks practicing.
Looked like the same shit they've always run with a few more slants thrown in for good measure.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 21, 2019, 09:53:41 AM
My observation? 

Gusterd reads message boards.  How often over the last few years in particular have we complained about Auburn's simplistic, elementary-level route tree?  How often have we shaken our heads in resigned amazement that we leave the middle of the field completely abandoned? 

What happened against Georgia?  More targets on slants in the middle of the field in one game than in all the other games this season combined. 

But Gus' problem?  Once he started doing that, he quit doing the other pass routes we'd been doing. 


I've also heard rumors that some of the players were privately bitching that what we ran against UGA wasn't what they'd spent the past two weeks practicing.
He's saving those plays for bama
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Godfather on November 21, 2019, 10:50:52 AM
He's saving those plays for bama
Yeah Kaos he hasn't opened up the whole playbook yet! JUST WAIT!
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Kaos on November 21, 2019, 10:52:17 AM
4 and if another one goes, that will make 5.
And if one more leaves, that will be six!  

Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 21, 2019, 10:59:22 AM
Yeah Kaos he hasn't opened up the whole playbook yet! JUST WAIT!
Damn, the future is so bright!
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 21, 2019, 11:05:48 AM
Damn, the future is so bright!
(http://m.quickmeme.com/img/d6/d64d9f2ccd32a6011f998506f334445a705e89e8e025933afceb25e030c03141.jpg) (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Furl%3Fsa%3Di%26rct%3Dj%26q%3D%26esrc%3Ds%26source%3Dimages%26cd%3D%26ved%3D%26url%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.quickmeme.com%2Fp%2F3vs8qi%26psig%3DAOvVaw0wIN4f0CGP4FSdySw1SBAH%26ust%3D1574438122251121&psig=AOvVaw0wIN4f0CGP4FSdySw1SBAH&ust=1574438122251121)
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: bgreene on November 22, 2019, 01:28:23 PM
Ok, so this is not from a source that I have checked their accuracy but, they said a Woman she works with has "connections that are in the know".  Well according to this woman, Gus is leaving and Auburn is making Steel the HC and going after a big name OC
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: AUJarhead on November 22, 2019, 02:06:52 PM
Ok, so this is not from a source that I have checked their accuracy but, they said a Woman she works with has "connections that are in the know".  Well according to this woman, Gus is leaving and Auburn is making Steel the HC and going after a big name OC
By chance, does her connection work out with Buzz? 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: djsimp on November 22, 2019, 02:13:32 PM
Ok, so this is not from a source that I have checked their accuracy but, they said a Woman she works with has "connections that are in the know".  Well according to this woman, Gus is leaving and Auburn is making Steel the HC and going after a big name OC
For the fun of it let drop some OC names. Tony Elliot from Clemson?
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: bgreene on November 22, 2019, 02:13:46 PM
By chance, does her connection work out with Buzz?
Yeah, not sure of all this "connections", just thought I'd share a new rumor passed my way.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: bgreene on November 22, 2019, 02:14:47 PM
For the fun of it let drop some OC names. Tony Elliot from Clemson?
David Yost?
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: bgreene on November 22, 2019, 02:24:56 PM
Hypothetical question.
How does the thought of Hugh Freeze come to the plains and coach the offense from his very own hospital bed?  The way I see it, the ONLY way that Gus would let someone come in and do their offense is if it were his ol call girl buddy
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 22, 2019, 02:37:34 PM
By chance, does her connection work out with Buzz?
LIKE
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 22, 2019, 03:00:23 PM
For the fun of it let drop some OC names. Tony Elliot from Clemson?
Kenny Dillingham
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Kaos on November 22, 2019, 03:24:36 PM
Tony Franklin, man.  Tony Fucking Franklin. 

Also, read the Creed. 

From our AD: 

“I love our coaching staff,” Greene said. "I love our players. The more chance I get to spend with them, you start to realize what great Auburn men they are, and they represent the university in a first-class manner, and they compete no matter what the scoreboard says.”
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 22, 2019, 04:02:09 PM
Hypothetical question.
How does the thought of Hugh Freeze come to the plains and coach the offense from his very own hospital bed?  The way I see it, the ONLY way that Gus would let someone come in and do their offense is if it were his ol call girl buddy
Just think of the burner phone revenue!
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: djsimp on November 22, 2019, 04:11:46 PM
Kenny Dillingham
Never heard of him. He good?
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 22, 2019, 04:47:44 PM
Never heard of him. He good?
I hear he's an ace at the faux OC spot.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: CCTAU on November 23, 2019, 10:07:14 PM
For the fun of it let drop some OC names. Tony Elliot from Clemson?
Why get elliot when chad Morris is right here waiting!
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: djsimp on November 23, 2019, 10:37:14 PM
Why get elliot when chad Morris is right here waiting!
That would be right down Auburns alley.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Kaos on November 24, 2019, 12:51:13 AM
What we learned today: 






End. 

Bama skull drug a team that the team Auburn skull drug skull dragged last week by a 33-13 score.  That's right, Samford hammered W. Carolina 33-13.  The Bulldogs rolled for over 400 yards on the mounted cats. 

So Mac Jones' Big Day was essentially a sham. Jerry Jones' grandson would have had a great day against W. Carolina given the same tools with which to work.  

Auburn slogged through a rain-drenched 52-0 trashing of Samford from which we learned... more nothing.  Except that Gus set a personal record with his fourth 50-point output of the season.  Don't you dare try to tell that man his offense doesn't work, bitch! 

Georgia sucked -- again -- and still won.  I hate them. 

LSU mystifies me.  They really don't look that good, but you turn around and they're scoring 40+ while Burrow hits wide open receivers all over the place.  

Tennessee has a penis for a coach and will take that hillbilly penis bowling.  Missouri needs to GTFO of this league.   

Texas A&M pays Jimbo Fisher ka-millions of dollars for Kevin Sumlin results.  That turd-breath shit stain proves yet again that without a crab-stealing mentally deficient rapist at QB, he delivers numbingly average results.  Fuck Fisher. Glad we didn't pursue him (or failed when we did). 

Arkansas fired Morris and are still the worst SEC team I've ever seen.  Their dysfunction at quarterback is Gus-like. 

Vandy. Kentucky. South Carolina. Florida. Who the fuck cares? 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: CCTAU on November 24, 2019, 01:20:41 AM
Missouri has made it to an SECCG.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: GH2001 on November 24, 2019, 05:32:21 PM
- Mizzou has made it to a couple of SECCGs but still - agree with K. Would have rather had Clemson or FSU. Hell, i'd take memphis over them.

- Sloppiest 52-0 game ive ever seen. And many times not because of the rain. I saw us stall out with more questionable play calling in 3rd and 5-10. We bullied our way to 52 points amidst the talent mismatch but a few things were troubling. I REALLLLLLY hope Mack Jones isnt good. I really hope Brown and Davidson plant him over and over. I have no idea how good Bama's OL is (holding withstanding).

- Sorry but the refs really helped Ga out. Kirby even thanked them in the presser after. I fucking hate Kirby. Chubby jawed, butt cutt idiot. Sounds like his gargling on bacon fat at every presser. Fuck him. And fuck those fans. Auburn, Bama, Clemson - all cleaned A&M's clock statwise. Ga needed luck to hang on. Boxscore shows it too. Fuck those cocksuckers being #4.

- LSU/THE OSU may be a really good game. Entertaining at the least. Although I think Clemson is the most dangerous overlooked team in the country at the moment.

- Oregon - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Penn State - HAHAHAHAHAHA  Fuck yall. Posers.

- Sorry but Tenn has gotten better. I never thought they were as bad as they showed the first 3 games. Credit where due. Pruitt managed to block out the noise and salvage a season. I have to think Butch Jones, or Dooley would have folded. Wait, they did fold. But anywho - Theyll go to a bowl. That has to be a WIN for Tennessee. HUGE for Rocky Top. Esp with UF losing Trask, UA losing Tua, LSU losing Burrow and Ga losing Fromm next year.

- To a lesser degree Ole Miss has improved too. Theyre trending up. Miss State is NOT.

- Jimbo Sans Jameis = Gus Sans Cam/Nick. Say it aint so.

- Arkansas - good lort they awful.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 25, 2019, 10:19:06 AM
I keep going back and forth on FUGA/LSU.  I first thought LSU would skull-fuck the Dawgs because FUGA couldn't keep up on offense.  Then, I realized just how bad LSU's D really is and felt like Fuck Jawja could hang.  Now, after a sum total of 260 yards that A&M held them to, I got nuthin.

I think I'm back on the LSU Skull-Fuck bandwagon.  BTW, is it crazy that I now find myself becoming an LSU/Coach O fan?  (Just for this year)
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: bgreene on November 25, 2019, 02:13:50 PM
Here is the question, is Bama's defense good enough to keep Gus's high school offense at bay?  We know our defense can hold their own and more than likely keep their offense in check. 
Also, with a loss to the gumps, does Gus keep his job?  I mean yes at the end of the season he will have a winning record. Do TPTB look and see that AU is a mediocre team at best, and for no other reason than the offensive "system" is a joke.  Do they accept this and subscribe to being blah, or do they do something about it? 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: AUJarhead on November 25, 2019, 02:46:54 PM
Here is the question, is Bama's defense good enough to keep Gus's high school offense at bay?  We know our defense can hold their own and more than likely keep their offense in check.
Also, with a loss to the gumps, does Gus keep his job?  I mean yes at the end of the season he will have a winning record. Do TPTB look and see that AU is a mediocre team at best, and for no other reason than the offensive "system" is a joke.  Do they accept this and subscribe to being blah, or do they do something about it?
Tennessee shut our ass down last year.  So yes, Bama's defense is good enough to keep Gus in check.

And barring a 49-0 type of blowout, Gus will be head coach next year, unless he wants to leave of his own volition.

Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Token on November 25, 2019, 07:11:46 PM
Bama 49-0
Auburn 52-13
Bama 13-9
Auburn 3-2


Not a single one of those outcomes would surprise me. All of those outcomes are possible. 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: GH2001 on November 25, 2019, 07:51:38 PM
Bama 49-0
Auburn 52-13
Bama 13-9
Auburn 3-2


Not a single one of those outcomes would surprise me. All of those outcomes are possible.
He speaks for....most of us. 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: chityeah on November 25, 2019, 09:11:25 PM
I work retail and arranged my schedule for tonight and tomorrows basketball game. My boss asked me if I wanted off for the game Saturday . I asked him "What game"? He gave me that dog head tilt. Am I bad?
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: RottenBottom on November 25, 2019, 09:22:01 PM
I didn’t want to start a thread for this so I’ll post it here.

Fuck Alabama
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 26, 2019, 08:38:25 AM
I didn’t want to start a thread for this so I’ll post it here.

fudge Alabama
LIKE
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 26, 2019, 08:39:26 AM
I'm going with:

Auburn 4
Alabama 3

Alabama's offense scores every point.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: bgreene on November 26, 2019, 08:51:45 AM
Ok, so this is not from a source that I have checked their accuracy but, they said a Woman she works with has "connections that are in the know".  Well according to this woman, Gus is leaving and Auburn is making Steel the HC and going after a big name OC
So I just heard from the same source that AU is going to go after Joe Brady once Steele takes over...for what it's worth
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 26, 2019, 09:10:20 AM
So I just heard from the same source that AU is going to go after Joe Brady once Steele takes over...for what it's worth
I understand he was a pretty good architect, but he couldn't handle 6 kids.  What makes anybody think he can manage an entire offense?
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Saniflush on November 26, 2019, 09:18:51 AM
I understand he was a pretty good architect, but he couldn't handle 6 kids.  What makes anybody think he can manage an entire offense?
Maybe he's gonna bring Alice with him.  Will that help us out on title 9 stuff?
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: bgreene on November 26, 2019, 09:33:29 AM
I understand he was a pretty good architect, but he couldn't handle 6 kids.  What makes anybody think he can manage an entire offense?
Who would be your pick?
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 26, 2019, 09:49:58 AM
I understand he was a pretty good architect, but he couldn't handle 6 kids.  What makes anybody think he can manage an entire offense?
Good architect my ass.  He designed a house with one bathroom for those 6 kids. 


Since they weren't really blood relatives, do you think Greg and Marsha ever played Hide the Salami?
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: wesfau2 on November 26, 2019, 10:01:44 AM
Maybe he's gonna bring Alice with him.  Will that help us out on title 9 stuff?
I'm like Sam the butcher, bringing Alice the meat.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Saniflush on November 26, 2019, 10:03:51 AM
I'm like Sam the butcher, bringing Alice the meat.
"liked"
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Kaos on November 26, 2019, 10:15:33 AM
Good architect my ass.  He designed a house with one bathroom for those 6 kids. 


Since they weren't really blood relatives, do you think Greg and Marsha ever played Hide the Salami?
Actually Greg laid it to Mrs. Brady since Mr. Brady turned out to be a pouf. 
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 26, 2019, 10:23:31 AM
Actually Greg laid it to Mrs. Brady since Mr. Brady turned out to be a pouf.
Gee Mom, you mean I can put it in your ass?

As soon as your father leaves, Greg.

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Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Saniflush on November 26, 2019, 10:32:56 AM
Gee Mom, you mean I can put it in your ass?

As soon as your father leaves, Greg.

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Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 26, 2019, 10:36:41 AM
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There were a few scenes that were cut at the last minute.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: AUTiger1 on November 26, 2019, 04:03:26 PM
Maybe he's gonna bring Alice with him.  Will that help us out on title 9 stuff?
Does this mean Sam is going to coach Special Teams?
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 27, 2019, 10:23:49 AM
Does this mean Sam is going to coach Special Teams?
Offensive Line, since he's always bringing Alice the meat.
Title: Re: Observations
Post by: bottomfeeder on November 27, 2019, 06:03:46 PM
When we beat the snot out of bama Saturday, the unchosen will argue that they didn't have Tua. Pfft. When when we kick dat azz, we can say we did it with a freshman quarterback or backups. They are going to be tough and their backups qbs aren't slouches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeJVTimlyWk