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Title: If I freeze, I can't rightly burn...
Post by: Kaos on October 30, 2019, 03:02:48 PM

Ice Age coming!
https://www.foxnews.com/science/explosion-antarctic-sea-ice-ice-age (https://www.foxnews.com/science/explosion-antarctic-sea-ice-ice-age)

Public: Well, which is it young feller? You want I should freeze or burn up? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly burn. And if'n I burn, I'ma gonna be warm. You see...


AOC/Warren/Bernie and the Liberals: Shut up! Climate change!

Public: Okay then.

A/W/B/L: Everybody get ready to burn.  We got twelve years!

Al Bore: Y'all can just forget that part about freezin' now.

A/W/B/L: Better just prepare to burn.

Al Bore:Yeah, y'all hear that, don't ya'? You're a gonna burn! Science, bitch!

A/W/B/L: Shit! Where'd ever body go? Why ain't they follerin us no more? 

Title: Re: If I freeze, I can't rightly burn...
Post by: jmar on October 31, 2019, 11:02:51 AM

So now we're going to need a wall on the northern border to keep those pesky Canadians out.

Title: Re: If I freeze, I can't rightly burn...
Post by: AUJarhead on October 31, 2019, 11:24:14 AM

Quote from: jmar on October 31, 2019, 11:02:51 AM

So now we're going to need a wall on the northern border to keep those pesky Canadians out.

We could just give them Minnesota. 

Title: Re: If I freeze, I can't rightly burn...
Post by: jmar on October 31, 2019, 11:33:25 AM

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 31, 2019, 11:24:14 AM

We could just give them Minnesota.

Maybe we should just take their oil before they get any ideas.

Title: Re: If I freeze, I can't rightly burn...
Post by: Kaos on October 31, 2019, 01:47:58 PM

Quote from: jmar on October 31, 2019, 11:02:51 AM

So now we're going to need a wall on the northern border to keep those pesky Canadians out.

You just try that, Jon Snow.  


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