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Title: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Birmingham on October 15, 2008, 06:55:17 PM
Here from another Auburn forum that turned out to be a bit ridiculous.  I don't hate any of you for liking Auburn and will try to be respectful.  I am a homer, I like being a homer and I'd rather be a homer than not be one.  I will try to keep that type of biased from completely suffocating my posts.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: chinook on October 15, 2008, 07:03:29 PM
Here from another Auburn forum that turned out to be a bit ridiculous.  I don't hate any of you for disliking gay men and will try to be respectful.  I am a gay man, I like being a gay man and I'd rather be a gay man than not be one.  I will try to keep that type of biased from completely gaying up my posts.

welcome!

post often.


i'll let jumbo give you the official welcome.  i'm sure chop is licking his chops.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: The Prowler on October 15, 2008, 08:12:21 PM
Here from another Auburn forum that turned out to be a bit ridiculous.  I don't hate any of you for liking Auburn and will try to be respectful.  I am a homer, I like being a homer and I'd rather be a homer than not be one.  I will try to keep that type of biased from completely suffocating my posts.
Booooo!!!! Another Fuckin' bammer....God Damn IT!!!!! They just keep multiplying, LOL.  Welcome B'Ham.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Godfather on October 15, 2008, 08:48:49 PM
Welcome, even though you are a bammer you get some points for having a good cigar moniker in your avatar. Could you do us a favor though and remove the picture from your signature, we try to keep the signatures to just words helps keep the forum neater. Thanks!
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Ogre on October 15, 2008, 08:55:45 PM
Here from another Auburn forum that turned out to be a bit ridiculous.  I don't hate any of you for liking Auburn and will try to be respectful.  I am a homer, I like being a homer and I'd rather be a homer than not be one.  I will try to keep that type of biased from completely suffocating my posts.

Welcome to the party, B'ham.  You'll find that overall we're a pretty good group of douchebags over here.  Sure, you'll get a few 'fuck you's' thrown your way, so I hope you aren't easily offended. 

Stick around and post often!
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: ssgaufan on October 15, 2008, 09:42:00 PM
Here from another Auburn forum that turned out to be a bit ridiculous.  I don't hate any of you for liking Auburn and will try to be respectful.  I am a homer, I like being a homer and I'd rather be a homer than not be one.  I will try to keep that type of biased from completely suffocating my posts.

OK, I'll be the first to say FUCK YOU.  :fu:  We are not as nice as the other place you were at.  As for the title of your thread, I sure as hell wouldn't be bragging about being a bama fan.  Isn't that like saying you are the smartest kid in the LD program?

Oh well, welcome to the nastiest AU board you will ever stumble across.  Hope you have thick enough skin to hang around.  Now go fist yourself, and tell your sister I said high.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: AWK on October 15, 2008, 10:09:58 PM
Welcome, now post some pictures of hot women.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Birmingham on October 15, 2008, 10:34:39 PM
I have recently found that your team being undefeated is a good alternative to having thick skin.  I'm not easily offended and have been known to ruffle a feather or two (partly why I'm over here on this forum).   Aside from taking jabs at people's children I view most every other area of a person's life as free game to use, minipulate and twist in a way that will in some way make Auburn look bad and show that guys who like Auburn mostly pee sitting down whether they are taking a poop or not.  Thank all of you for the welcome.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 15, 2008, 10:43:45 PM
I have recently found that your team being undefeated is a good alternative to having thick skin.  I'm not easily offended and have been known to ruffle a feather or two (partly why I'm over here on this forum).   Aside from taking jabs at people's children I view most every other area of a person's life as free game to use, minipulate and twist in a way that will in some way make Auburn look bad and show that guys who like Auburn mostly pee sitting down whether they are taking a poop or not.  Thank all of you for the welcome.

You can't spell. 
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Birmingham on October 15, 2008, 10:52:29 PM
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I have recently found that your team being undefeated is a good alternative to having thick skin.  I'm not easily offended and have been known to ruffle a feather or two (partly why I'm over here on this forum).   Aside from taking jabs at people's children I view most every other area of a person's life as free game to use, minipulate and twist in a way that will in some way make Auburn look bad and show that guys who like Auburn mostly pee sitting down whether they are taking a poop or not.  Thank all of you for the welcome.

You can't spell.

Come on, I spelled 103 words correctly and 1 wrong.  I'm not shure taht constitues as not beiing able to spel.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Talon on October 15, 2008, 10:56:09 PM
Of course he can't spell...he's a bammer..duh.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 15, 2008, 11:01:18 PM
Great, Fucking Bammerham in speaking, typing form.  SO when does the monkey arrive and shit on my shoes?

The only reason you're here is because of the very reason you stated earlier...  You're undefeated to this point.   We'll see how good you are when you crap your slacks the first time Bammer screws the pooch this season.

Welcome though....  Just tell your mom that the bruises are from playing with the other waterheads at school.

Seriously though... I'm nicer here than the other place.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: ssgaufan on October 15, 2008, 11:05:20 PM
I have recently found that your team being undefeated is a good alternative to having thick skin. I'm not easily offended and have been known to suck a dick or two (partly why I'm over here on this forum).   Aside from taking jabs at people's children I view most every other area of a person's life as free game to use, minipulate and twist in a way that will in some way make Auburn look bad and show that guys who like Auburn mostly pee sitting down whether they are taking a poop or not.  Thank all of you for the welcome.

Really?  :blink: Don't really understand why you needed to tell us that.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Birmingham on October 15, 2008, 11:35:37 PM
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The only reason you're here is because of the very reason you stated earlier...  You're undefeated to this point.   We'll see how good you are when you crap your slacks the first time Bammer screws the pooch this season.

I've been a member of Auburn forums for far longer than the last 6 Alabama games.  On top of that I'm a cubs fan, if I haven't come to grips with disappointment in my life while finding a way to still be active in society than nobody has.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: kirkAU on October 15, 2008, 11:41:36 PM
true about the Cubs...dissappointment might not be a strong enough word.  welcome b'ham.  i'm assuming you are either from b'ham or currently live there now? or both? aka, bammerham.  just don't be as big of a jackass as some of your comrades here.  and as AWK said, post pics of hot women.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Jumbo on October 16, 2008, 02:33:21 AM
Welcome Bammer, you should receive your welcome fisting soon :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 16, 2008, 09:03:50 AM
I've been a member of Auburn forums for far longer than the last 6 Alabama games.  On top of that I'm a cubs fan, if I haven't come to grips with disappointment in my life while finding a way to still be active in society than nobody has.
WAR EAGLE and myself can empathize with you on the Cubs part.  By the way...you still can't spel.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: JDHog on October 16, 2008, 10:27:35 AM
I have read your first 5 posts and I already hate you.  GFY. 
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Saniflush on October 16, 2008, 10:51:20 AM
I have read your first 5 posts and I already hate you.  GFY. 

listen to him.  He's premed.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Tiger Six on October 16, 2008, 11:17:16 AM
listen to him.  He's premed.

I thought he was pre-law.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Saniflush on October 16, 2008, 11:20:36 AM
I thought he was pre-law.

Same difference
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: JDHog on October 16, 2008, 11:23:13 AM
Same difference

I'm pre-general education.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: El Guapo on October 16, 2008, 12:09:27 PM
Finally, another Bammer to help me out. It's gets boring around here with all you Aubies playing 'biscuit' all the time. Roll Tide!
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 16, 2008, 01:23:49 PM
Finally, another Bammer to help me out. It's gets boring around here with all you Aubies playing 'biscuit' all the time. Roll Tide!

Shut the hell up or we'll have to do..stuff.  B'ham, it's about time. 
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Saniflush on October 16, 2008, 01:30:51 PM
Shut the hell up or we'll have to do..stuff.  B'ham, it's about time. 

Yea Chad.  You're a doofus.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 16, 2008, 01:39:15 PM
Yea Chad.  You're a doofus.

What level are you on Dungeons and Dragons?
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: AWK on October 16, 2008, 01:49:30 PM
I'm a level twenty warrior with the clap.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Saniflush on October 16, 2008, 01:51:16 PM
Dungeon masters don't have levels.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Jumbo on October 16, 2008, 04:00:46 PM
Dungeon masters don't have levels.
Nerd :blink:
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: The Prowler on October 16, 2008, 06:00:40 PM
See B'ham, aren't you glad that I felt it would be a better fit for you to come over on this board, than that "Other" board?  Over there, if you don't speak about Auburn in a positive manner or if you speak about uat in a positive manner you'll be reamed...but, here, it's no holds barred.  And yes, Trent Richardson will look good in Orange and Blue (UF) come next year.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Ranger12 on October 16, 2008, 06:08:41 PM
So, B'ham, you could not handle the thrashing you took over at AUN for all your flaming, so you decided to come over here where you can catch even more crap? Yeah, I bet your "thick skin" handles this board even better.  :taunt:
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Birmingham on October 16, 2008, 06:11:05 PM
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So, B'ham, you could not handle the thrashing you took over at AUN for all your flaming, so you decided to come over here where you can catch even more crap? Yeah, I bet your "thick skin" handles this board even better. 


You remind me of that guy that's a fag.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: El Guapo on October 16, 2008, 06:15:33 PM


You remind me of that guy that's a fag.


Balls meet Foot. Owned.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: The Prowler on October 16, 2008, 06:19:09 PM

Owned.
Ain't that supposed to be Pwned?  BTW, Why the Fuck do people type Pwned?  Wouldn't it just be easier to type Owned?  That just irritates the, ever loving, fuck outta me.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Ranger12 on October 16, 2008, 06:33:39 PM


You remind me of that guy that's a fag.
You are cool. I want to be just like you. I think I will change me screen name to Decatur.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Kaos on October 16, 2008, 06:41:06 PM
You are cool. I want to be just like you. I think I will change me screen name to Decatur.

Would have been best to walk away from that one.  He landed a TKO shot and you should have just

 :flag: :flag:
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: chinook on October 16, 2008, 07:24:06 PM
Dungeon masters don't have levels.

or girlfriends.

or ever tasted the sweetness of puntang pie. 
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: El Guapo on October 16, 2008, 08:36:12 PM
or girlfriends.

or ever tasted the sweetness of puntang pie. 


Made up Elf snatch doesn't count?
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Jumbo on October 16, 2008, 08:36:19 PM


You remind me of that guy that's a fag.
:rofl:
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 16, 2008, 09:34:34 PM


You remind me of that guy that's a fag.

I chortled...
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 16, 2008, 10:17:50 PM
That's Ewok level slapstick right there.  :tits:
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Ranger12 on October 16, 2008, 10:49:01 PM
Calling somebody a fag is TKO? I guess so if you still live in the 80s or either you are a teenager. Maybe I am just not as cool as some of you others and just don't know when I have been "owned", but being alluded to as a fag by a turd never would have crossed my mind as being something that would make you want to throw in the towel, but more like a weak attempt. I might be just out of the loop with pop culture.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 16, 2008, 11:19:49 PM
The better reply would be a well placed zinger to the ribs.  Not an explanation of why the aforementioned mullet smack toss did not hit it's mark. 

Bring game to the dance.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Birmingham on October 16, 2008, 11:28:13 PM
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Calling somebody a fag is TKO? I guess so if you still live in the 80s or either you are a teenager. Maybe I am just not as cool as some of you others and just don't know when I have been "owned", but being alluded to as a fag by a turd never would have crossed my mind as being something that would make you want to throw in the towel, but more like a weak attempt. I might be just out of the loop with pop culture.


I meant nothing by it, you're right.  I apologize.



Now go get your fucking shine box.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: AUChizad on October 16, 2008, 11:32:52 PM

I meant nothing by it, you're right.  I apologize.



Now go get your fucking shine box.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5S-H4uE0y0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5S-H4uE0y0)
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: The Prowler on October 16, 2008, 11:44:24 PM
God Damn....I love that fuckin' movie.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Birmingham on October 16, 2008, 11:56:38 PM
I'm pretty drunk right now (Sam Adams cream stout), sitting on my back porch listening to Tony Bennett 'Rags to Riches' (Opening song in Goodfellas) while smoking an Arturo Fuente Anejo #77.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Godfather on October 17, 2008, 08:35:18 AM
I'm pretty drunk right now (Sam Adams cream stout), sitting on my back porch listening to Tony Bennett 'Rags to Riches' (Opening song in Goodfellas) while smoking an Arturo Fuente Anejo #77.
"The Shark" one of my favorite cigars. God damn boys... this bammer is making it hard for me to hate him.

(http://www5.cockytalk.com/images/smilies/cigarsmiley.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Birmingham on October 17, 2008, 09:36:02 AM
BOTL BK AU?   It's good to know that there is one over here.  Man I love Sharks, any Anejo for that matter but the vitola of the #77 is something special.  I prefer them over Opus and are in my top 5. 

-Davidoff Millenium Blend Robusto
-Ashton VSG illusion
-Fuente Anejo #77
-Padron Anniversary Maduro Diplomatico
-(new favorite) Avo 787 perfecto


(That list is updated monthly if not hourly lol)
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: El Guapo on October 17, 2008, 10:25:52 AM
BOTL BK AU?   It's good to know that there is one over here.  Man I love Sharks, any Anejo for that matter but the vitola of the #77 is something special.  I prefer them over Opus and are in my top 5. 

-Davidoff Millenium Blend Robusto
-Ashton VSG illusion
-Fuente Anejo #77
-Padron Anniversary Maduro Diplomatico
-(new favorite) Avo 787 perfecto


(That list is updated monthly if not hourly lol)


I prefer Black and Mild. YEAH! WHAT NOW??!?!?!?!
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Godfather on October 17, 2008, 10:35:52 AM
BOTL BK AU?   It's good to know that there is one over here.  Man I love Sharks, any Anejo for that matter but the vitola of the #77 is something special.  I prefer them over Opus and are in my top 5. 

-Davidoff Millenium Blend Robusto
-Ashton VSG illusion
-Fuente Anejo #77
-Padron Anniversary Maduro Diplomatico
-(new favorite) Avo 787 perfecto


(That list is updated monthly if not hourly lol)
BOTL? Brothers of the Leaf? Never been on that site till right now.  You are probably the only other person that I have run into "out of my immediate circle" that has ever heard of an Fuente "Anejo".  I have had many different cigars including about every cuban cigar and the #77 is my favorite.

My List right now would be:

Fuente Anejo #77 (Favorite)
Romeo y Julieta Churchill Cuban (Special Occasions)
Opus X A "Coffin" (Had one of these Awesome Smoke)
Olivia Serie V Double Toro (A Regular Smoke)
Fuente Don Carlos #2
and you can never go wrong with a Padron #4000


Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Birmingham on October 17, 2008, 10:53:31 AM
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Fuente Anejo #77 (Favorite)  Already discussed and is truly worth it's weight in gold.

Romeo y Julieta Churchill Cuban (Special Occasions)  Classic cuban and their new short churchill (basically a robusto) is outstanding.  I'm in to Boli's, Partagas shorts and H. Upmann if I'm doing the cuban thing.

Opus X A "Coffin" (Had one of these Awesome Smoke) The Rolls Royce of cigars, the Opus X "A".  Not a lot of people can handle this cigar.... and still enjoy it.     

Olivia Serie V Double Toro (A Regular Smoke)  Has absolutely become one of my favorite smokes.  I was given a series V lancero from the front shirt pocket of Bilberto Oliva at RTDA the year before last.  I bought 30 boxes on the spot (for the shop, I was the GM of a cigar shop)

Fuente Don Carlos #2  With all the things going on in the cigar industry and so many choices to choose from, people don't give this cigar enough credit.  It is so far above par.

and you can never go wrong with a Padron #4000  I was 20 years old and it was my birthday.  I went to the cigar shop to buy a box of cigars but didn't have much money.  I had $80 bucks and the old man made me a deal.  I walked out of the store with my very first box of cigars, a box of Padron #4000 maduros.  To this day it is one of my favorite cigars.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 17, 2008, 11:15:08 AM
Get a fucking room...
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Birmingham on October 17, 2008, 11:25:08 AM
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Get a fucking room...

We can't get a room and smoke in it because of liberal pantie-waste fucks like you who voted for smoking bans.



Now excuse me while I talk about cigars, completely ignoring the fact that you may or may not actually be a liberal pantie-waste fuck.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 17, 2008, 12:05:36 PM
We can't get a room and smoke in it because of liberal pantie-waste fucks like you who voted for smoking bans.



Now excuse me while I talk about cigars, completely ignoring the fact that you may or may not actually be a liberal pantie-waste fuck.

My comment had nothing to do with cigar smoke as much as the man crush that you and BK are exerting for one another. Hey, maybe Tarheel can join and y'all can have a 3-way!
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Birmingham on October 17, 2008, 12:32:29 PM
Are you uncomfortable with cigars?  Bring up bad memories?  Recent memories?

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.  It doesn't have to be a cock in your mouth. 
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 17, 2008, 01:41:32 PM
 :popcorn:

I like where this thread is going.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Saniflush on October 17, 2008, 01:49:03 PM
:popcorn:

I like where this thread is going.

Why would you like it?  I don't think alter boys are going to be in the discussion.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 17, 2008, 03:33:06 PM
This from someone who's avatar has a stick man being ass raped by a gas nozzle.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Saniflush on October 17, 2008, 03:35:00 PM
This from someone who's avatar has a stick man being ass raped by a gas nozzle.

You can't rape the willing.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 17, 2008, 04:03:07 PM
In the words of that noble scholar, Bobby Knight, "If rape is inevitable....."
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Thrilla on October 17, 2008, 04:12:15 PM
In the words of that noble scholar, Bobby Knight, "If rape is inevitable....."

"...then wear a condom"?  sorry, I'm lost.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 17, 2008, 04:23:42 PM
"...then wear a condom"?  sorry, I'm lost.

Anyone...anyone?  Bueller...Bueller....Frye
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Pell City Tiger on October 17, 2008, 08:35:53 PM
In the words of that noble scholar, Bobby Knight, "If rape is inevitable....."
then relax and enjoy it!
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 18, 2008, 07:50:04 AM
then relax and enjoy it!

Bingo...give that man a ceeeeeegah!!!

Somehow, I imagine he's already got one.
Title: Re: I'm new and I'm a Bama fan
Post by: wesfau2 on October 19, 2008, 07:52:22 PM


Now go get your fucking shine box.

...and your sack of nickels.
It tickles...
to see you try to be like Mr. Pickles.
Daddy Fat Sacks
B-I-G
B-O-I
It's that same motherfucker that took them knuckles to your eye.