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Title: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 21, 2019, 09:22:39 AM: Hope you have a good one, djsimp. Have a kid to celebrate!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 21, 2019, 09:43:14 AM: HAPPY BIRTHDAY. OOPS, YOU DID IT AGAIN.

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Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: GH2001 on June 21, 2019, 10:06:42 AM: Ole boy has some super sperm. He ainâ€™t bad at fishing or drinking beer either.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: Saniflush on June 21, 2019, 10:16:14 AM: You know, not every ejaculation deserves a name.

Happy birthday
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: Godfather on June 21, 2019, 10:42:09 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on June 21, 2019, 10:16:14 AM
You know, not every ejaculation deserves a name.

Happy birthday
It's true

Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2019, 10:54:23 AM: Thank you fellas! I am glad to say that the days of naming new kids are over, just another day of giving new names to older kids. Tis the day for worry free ejaculations and hot coals in the grill!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 21, 2019, 10:56:58 AM: Quote from: djsimp on June 21, 2019, 10:54:23 AM
Thank you fellas! I am glad to say that the days of naming new kids are over, just another day of giving new names to older kids. Tis the day for worry free ejaculations and hot coals in the grill!
Ya' know, this would look good on a t-shirt.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2019, 11:02:03 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 21, 2019, 10:56:58 AM
Ya' know, this would look good on a t-shirt.
So who around here as one of those Cricut thingys?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2019, 11:04:12 AM: Ok, so this is from the youngest red headed spawn. Got to love it.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: wesfau2 on June 21, 2019, 11:04:58 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on June 21, 2019, 10:16:14 AM
You know, not every ejaculation deserves a name.

Happy birthday

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm gets wasted
God gets quite irate.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: Godfather on June 21, 2019, 11:07:24 AM: Your kids are fucked up getting you a sideways card like that
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2019, 11:17:43 AM: Quote from: Godfather on June 21, 2019, 11:07:24 AM
Your kids are fucked up getting you a sideways card like that
Its that new schooling shit they be teachn them now.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: Godfather on June 21, 2019, 11:23:16 AM: Quote from: wesfau2 on June 21, 2019, 11:04:58 AM

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm gets wasted
God gets quite irate.
O Lord! Ooh, you are so big! So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 21, 2019, 11:38:14 AM: Quote from: djsimp on June 21, 2019, 11:17:43 AM
Its that new schooling shoot they be teachn them now.
Damn that Common Core!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: The Six on June 21, 2019, 11:46:20 AM: (https://ramsondemand.com/attachments/image-jpg.2042/)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: CCTAU on June 21, 2019, 01:19:18 PM: Happy birthday young man.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: chityeah on June 21, 2019, 05:51:56 PM: Happy birthday! Glad to see some of ya'll trying to catch up to me.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: djsimp on June 21, 2019, 09:38:47 PM: Quote from: chityeah on June 21, 2019, 05:51:56 PM
Happy birthday! Glad to see some of ya'll trying to catch up to me.
Dont get your hopes up.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: bgreene on July 01, 2019, 02:22:46 PM: Happy belated birthday
Title: Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
Post by: Kaos on July 01, 2019, 02:36:38 PM: (http://www.quickmeme.com/img/f6/f63c3e4cc561a5b836d2103d6895b0b1224c3162c6b87b3e9e934acc400f437f.jpg)