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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: PottyMouth on March 01, 2019, 07:33:37 PM
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Since we all know real men drive trucks, and cars are for the ladies, I want to know what kinds of trucks you degenerates drive. While we are at it, let's go ahead and write off Toyota and Nissan drivers, as everyone knows the Japanese trucks are just novelties, and not built for work, comfort or style.
I'll start. I set off on a mission to find out who made the best truck. Bought a new F-150 and it was pure shit. Nothing but problems and dumped it in less than 2 years.
Then the Chevy LTZ- much better than the Ford in comfort, style and performance.
Then the RAM Laramie Longhorn- by far, head and shoulders above the other two.
The GMC will be next. I have a good feeling about this new one coming out.
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Since we all know real men drive trucks, and cars are for the ladies, I want to know what kinds of trucks you degenerates drive. While we are at it, let's go ahead and write off Toyota and Nissan drivers, as everyone knows the Japanese trucks are just novelties, and not built for work, comfort or style.
I'll start. I set off on a mission to find out who made the best truck. Bought a new F-150 and it was pure shit. Nothing but problems and dumped it in less than 2 years.
Then the Chevy LTZ- much better than the Ford in comfort, style and performance.
Then the RAM Laramie Longhorn- by far, head and shoulders above the other two.
The GMC will be next. I have a good feeling about this new one coming out.
Nobody gives a fuck Mouthy...
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Nobody gives a fuck Mouthy...
Apparently. But, that still doesnt change the fact that you drive a red mini cooper.
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Dodge trucks are for the gays.
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Dodge trucks are for the gays.
Sports cars with beds.
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Dodge trucks are for the gays.
I don’t know. I like that half ton diesel.
I may trade my F250 6.0 for one of those. 27 mpg sounds nice.
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Dodge trucks are for the gays.
I'm biding my time til the 2020 2500 Dirtymax Denali is released.
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F-150. Won't drive anything else. Unless I do.
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What you need is a some chapstick and a pair of trousers.
Fuck off.
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What you need is a some chapstick and a pair of trousers.
Fuck off.
^^drives a
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^^drives a
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I wish. Hoping to trade up from my Schwinn one day.
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I'm biding my time til the 2020 2500 Dirtymax Denali is released.
Have fun buying cars from a sinking ship of a company. You’ll have a nice gubment built truck.
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Have fun buying cars from a sinking ship of a company. You’ll have a nice gubment built truck.
Please tell me you dont drive a Ford after making that statement. Your understanding of how any of that works seems elementary.
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It’s the fastest who gets paid and the fastest who gets laid.
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It’s the fastest who gets paid and the fastest who gets laid.
It’s all good til you get the name QuickDraw.
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Please tell me you dont drive a Ford after making that statement. Your understanding of how any of that works seems elementary.
Yeah. They didn’t really announce those factory closings last month. Or take a bailout. Or continue to be a shitty company for ten years.
keep suckling that teet
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Yeah. They didn’t really announce those factory closings last month. Or take a bailout. Or continue to be a shitty company for ten years.
keep suckling that teet
Yeah. They didn't take official TARP funds from the govt. What they did was ask for $9B line of credit from the government. And, since then have been able to mismanage their money so badly, their shareholders were awarded with a 30%+ decline in share value. I mean shit, F is about to be a fuckin penny stock. And, their quality is shit.
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Yeah. They didn't take official TARP funds from the govt. What they did was ask for $9B line of credit from the government. And, since then have been able to mismanage their money so badly, their shareholders were awarded with a 30%+ decline in share value. I mean shit, F is about to be a fuckin penny stock. And, their quality is shit.
I wouldn't drive a Dodge if you gave me one and paid Cindy Crawford to blow me every Monday, Wednesday and Friday while I sat in the driver's seat.
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I wouldn't drive a Dodge if you gave me one and paid Cindy Crawford to blow me every Monday, Wednesday and Friday while I sat in the driver's seat.
How many have you owned. Now, in the spirit of transparency, I've owned them all. And, the RAM is far superior. But, the Dirty Max will be the next toy. And, I have high hopes that it is everything they say it is.
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How many have you owned. Now, in the spirit of transparency, I've owned them all. And, the RAM is far superior. But, the Dirty Max will be the next toy. And, I have high hopes that it is everything they say it is.
I don't have to hold a big pile of turds in my hand to know it's a big pile of turds.
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I don't have to hold a big pile of turds in my hand to know it's a big pile of turds.
Your narrow mindedness will be your downfall in life.
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You're arguing with a man who wont drive a particular vehicle even if Cindy Crawford gave him 3 blow jobs a week. I'll drive a Dodge for one Cindy hand job a month.
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Jesus Christ! This is a dallas thread.
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Jesus Christ! This is a dallas thread.
Except Dodges are not keen.
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How many have you owned. Now, in the spirit of transparency, I've owned them all. And, the RAM is far superior. But, the Dirty Max will be the next toy. And, I have high hopes that it is everything they say it is.
Supply and demand and book values disagree with your dumbass opinion. What rock did you crawl out from anyway? You can go back to it any min and no one would cry.
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Supply and demand and book values disagree with your dumbass opinion. What rock did you crawl out from anyway? You can go back to it any min and no one would cry.
Come on now. Don't be upset that the man can afford to have more toys than the rest of us.
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Supply and demand and book values disagree with your dumbass opinion. What rock did you crawl out from anyway? You can go back to it any min and no one would cry.
Are you mad? Because, you seem mad.
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Come on now. Don't be upset that the man can afford to have more toys than the rest of us.
You mean this is ChopperX?
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Surely we aren’t doing this a 4th time.
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I'm kind of a big deal around here. Stick with me and I will show you the ropes, n00b.
--posted from my iPad645
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I'm kind of a big deal around here. Stick with me and I will show you the ropes, n00b.
--posted from my iPad645
Gotdamit. Did you really post this from your iPad or did you just put that shit to show us how keen you are?
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Gotdamit. Did you really post this from your iPad or did you just put that shoot to show us how keen you are?
My keenness is not germaine to the discussion.
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My keenness is not germaine to the discussion.
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Listen truck whisperer. 3 things matter around here. Sarcasm, movie quotes/reviews and likes. So for fuck’s sake, don’t go ruining the like feature by liking shit that is mediocre.
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Listen truck whisperer. 3 things matter around here. Sarcasm, movie quotes/reviews and likes. So for fuck’s sake, don’t go ruining the like feature by liking shit that is mediocre.
For Fucks Sake, I just gave you a quote and a pic above from possibly the most iconic fuckin actor and movie character of all time.
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For Fucks Sake, I just gave you a quote and a pic above from possibly the most iconic fuckin actor and movie character of all time.
he forgot to preface movie quote with "obscure" and/or "meme-less"
format...
learn it.
know it.
live it.
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For Fucks Sake, I just gave you a quote and a pic above from possibly the most iconic fuckin actor and movie character of all time.
Owen Wilson?
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Owen Wilson?
Never heard of her
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These new guys are going to have to do a whole lot more than start and live in threads about themselves in order to impress me.
Right now that's all we got and I'm already over it.
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These new guys are going to have to do a whole lot more than start and live in threads about themselves in order to impress me.
Right now that's all we got and I'm already over it.
I’m still waiting to be convinced this isn’t one psychopath who just wants to be popular so he’s trying every angle.
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I’m still waiting to be convinced this isn’t one psychopath who just wants to be popular so he’s trying every angle.
I'm still the clubhouse leader in likes. Nobody catching me without some Saban-level cheating.
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Owen Wilson?
You sounded uh...taller on the radio
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Thanks for the Fuck Shack
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Signed,
Me
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Signed,
Me
and us
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I feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina
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I feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina
Pontiac made those, right?
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Pontiac made those, right?
I thought it was Dodge?
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I thought it was Dodge?
Nah. It was a ply-mouth.
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I thought it was Dodge?
They never made anything worth a crap, so I know they didn't make vaginas.
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I’m still waiting to be convinced this isn’t one psychopath who just wants to be popular so he’s trying every angle.
Don’t knock psychopath sex until you’ve tried it.
What am I talking about? You of all people would know this.
Seriously, do they discourage sex with the inmates at your jail?
I’ll bet you’ve had some of your best sex in there regardless, huh?