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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on November 09, 2018, 12:50:17 PM

Title: Christmas Is Coming
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 09, 2018, 12:50:17 PM
For those of you with kids, this should do the trick.

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Title: Re: Christmas Is Coming
Post by: Saniflush on November 09, 2018, 12:59:51 PM
Fucking A!
Title: Re: Christmas Is Coming
Post by: Godfather on November 09, 2018, 01:43:25 PM
Fucking A!
Shit son, I know you are a new parent and all but you hadn't heard that before?  Fuck I have been wanting to do this for years but I don't have a fireplace. 

Hell, I kinda figured you came up with the idea years ago...you know just cause.
Title: Re: Christmas Is Coming
Post by: Saniflush on November 09, 2018, 02:03:09 PM
Shit son, I know you are a new parent and all but you hadn't heard that before?  Fuck I have been wanting to do this for years but I don't have a fireplace. 

Hell, I kinda figured you came up with the idea years ago...you know just cause.
Oh I had heard of it. I was chiming as to the degree of awesomeness of said idea.
Title: Re: Christmas Is Coming
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 09, 2018, 02:03:50 PM
For those of you with kids, this should do the trick.

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Speaking of Christmas. Any ideas for staging my damn elf would be greatly appreciated
Title: Re: Christmas Is Coming
Post by: Godfather on November 09, 2018, 02:05:40 PM
Speaking of Christmas. Any ideas for staging my damn elf would be greatly appreciated
You mean the differences in execution between a fireplace or spit roast fire?  I think either would work they are cotton it should burn it nicely.
Title: Re: Christmas Is Coming
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 09, 2018, 02:25:08 PM
Speaking of Christmas. Any ideas for staging my damn elf would be greatly appreciated
We had to hide the elf every morning and our kids would look for it.  Then they got too old, so I started messing with the elf. My favorite was I put a mirror on the table, poured out a line of baking soda on it, rolled up a dollar bill and had the elf snorting the blow.  When the fam walked in, they were less than pleased. If my daughter still had any Barbie dolls, I would have stripped one down and had her smoking a cigarette beside the elf. 

Hookers and blow for Christmas.
Title: Re: Christmas Is Coming
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 09, 2018, 02:28:13 PM
(https://www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/elf1.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjvv5PBhcjeAhWItlMKHS_UD90QjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.stayathomemum.com.au%2Foccasions%2Fchristmas%2F34-shades-of-elf-on-the-shelf%2F&psig=AOvVaw1usSoo-9lFPnLeIe5BsDnF&ust=1541878015985133)
Title: Re: Christmas Is Coming
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 09, 2018, 02:28:17 PM
I remember when our elf made a special appearance to roll a tiny tree after the national championship.  Good times.

I would say you could do that for an Auburn win, but I don't know that the kids would appreciate that after the Liberty game as much.
Title: Re: Christmas Is Coming
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 09, 2018, 02:45:58 PM
(http://cdn2.theweek.co.uk/sites/theweek/files/styles/16x8_465/public/2017/12/bad_elf.jpg?itok=Xf_W_JJ0) (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjO-KLCicjeAhUG7FMKHUB4B3cQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theweek.co.uk%2F90627%2Fpoundland-stuns-twitter-with-x-rated-elf-on-the-shelf&psig=AOvVaw2UlqfrzZJXkp4gqk-9D43V&ust=1541879102717003)
Title: Re: Christmas Is Coming
Post by: Godfather on November 09, 2018, 03:31:04 PM
(http://cdn2.theweek.co.uk/sites/theweek/files/styles/16x8_465/public/2017/12/bad_elf.jpg?itok=Xf_W_JJ0) (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjO-KLCicjeAhUG7FMKHUB4B3cQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theweek.co.uk%2F90627%2Fpoundland-stuns-twitter-with-x-rated-elf-on-the-shelf&psig=AOvVaw2UlqfrzZJXkp4gqk-9D43V&ust=1541879102717003)
What is that like the Paul Finebaum Edition of Elf on the Shelf?
Title: Re: Christmas Is Coming
Post by: The Six on November 09, 2018, 06:04:07 PM
The only Christmas I want to come

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Title: Re: Christmas Is Coming
Post by: ssgaufan on November 09, 2018, 07:42:51 PM
(https://www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/elf1.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjvv5PBhcjeAhWItlMKHS_UD90QjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.stayathomemum.com.au%2Foccasions%2Fchristmas%2F34-shades-of-elf-on-the-shelf%2F&psig=AOvVaw1usSoo-9lFPnLeIe5BsDnF&ust=1541878015985133)
Can’t believe you wasted your condoms like that.
Title: Re: Christmas Is Coming
Post by: chinook on November 13, 2018, 05:59:55 PM
Shit son, I know you are a new parent and all but you hadn't heard that before?  Fuck I have been wanting to do this for years but I don't have a fireplace

Hell, I kinda figured you came up with the idea years ago...you know just cause.

well you do live in southern Florida.  duh.
Title: Re: Christmas Is Coming
Post by: The Six on November 13, 2018, 09:37:11 PM
well you do live in southern Florida.  duh.
You saying GF voted often in the recent election?
Title: Re: Christmas Is Coming
Post by: GH2001 on November 14, 2018, 08:07:11 AM
You saying GF voted often in the recent election?

No. He’s alive. And not a Democrat so....