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Title: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 21, 2018, 12:25:53 PM
Monday, I'm going to have my first tooth pulled.  I've been lucky and always taken care of my choppers.  A few cavities here and there but never dealt with anything major.  The dentist I go to does more cosmetic work than anything else.  I go to him for check ups, cleanings etc.  A couple of years ago, I had him look at a tooth in the very back that I could tell was chipped.  It was my top, right wisdom tooth.  He looked and said it's actually cracked and should come out.  He doesn't do extractions so he referred me to an oral surgeon.  He looks at it and says no problem, just make an appointment when I'm ready.  BTW, it was giving me zero problems so I just let it rock on.  I'm talking almost a year's worth of rock on. 

Late last year, I'm sitting in my office and got tazed right in the jaw.  I mean a frickin' electric shock wave hit me like a ton of bricks out of the blue.  The shock waves and pain would last for about an hour before they would subside.  This would sometimes happen 2-3 times a day.  Sometimes once every few days.  My dentist thought it might be a sinus infection so I saw an ENT.  Nope.  I went to my regular doc and she said it sounded like "Trigeminal Neuralgia".  Oh dear God, no.  I had already done the obligatory Google search with my symptoms and was scared to death that that was what it was.  That's affectionately called the Suicide disease.  No cure for it and when it gets full blown, your life is sitting in a dark room, pounding pain killers dealing with constant shock waves ripping through your face.  Then, as fast as it jumped on me, the episodes stopped for months, until a few weeks ago. 

Long, cool story, bro short, after being seen by another doc, the cause/solution was simple.  Half of that cracked tooth had broken off and I have an exposed nerve. Hopefully, Monday will be the end of it, because it gets real old, real fast to have the wife walk in and see me clutching a pillow with tears rolling down, looking like a 6 year old who didn't get that bike for his birthday. 

Speaking of sinus infections, I've had one in my life.  I started having increasingly bad headaches every day to the point that I couldn't function at all.  Of course, I was certain I had a brain tumor.  Turns out IT'S NOT A TOOMAH.  It was a bad sinus infection.  Never really knew what they were until then.  People used to say, "I have a sinus infection". I'd think, oh go blow your nose you big baby.  Wrong!  
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: CCTAU on September 21, 2018, 12:38:03 PM
Old people sometimes smell too. You might want to check....
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: Saniflush on September 21, 2018, 01:04:08 PM
Best talk I ever had with a dentist was with the one I have right now.  I despise dentists and always have.  (had a great uncle in the family who was a dentist and didn't believe in Novocaine)
I told the current one that if he hurt me when he was working on my teeth I was going to straight up punch him in the throat.   We have an understanding.
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: CCTAU on September 21, 2018, 01:23:42 PM
Best talk I ever had with a dentist was with the one I have right now.  I despise dentists and always have.  (had a great uncle in the family who was a dentist and didn't believe in Novocaine)
I told the current one that if he hurt me when he was working on my teeth I was going to straight up punch him in the throat.  We have an understanding.
I would laugh at you and tell you to go home. Come back when you need me. By then you'll be hurting so bad you won't even notice if I cause you pain!

"I used to offend my teeth, Then my teeth started to offend me back!"
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 21, 2018, 02:31:01 PM
I would laugh at you and tell you to go home. Come back when you need me. By then you'll be hurting so bad you won't even notice if I cause you pain!

"I used to offend my teeth, Then my teeth started to offend me back!"
Yeah, this was a situation where he said you might need a root canal. I said, "Start drilling".  I'm telling you when this nerve pain hits, I just want to be put down like a rabid, stray dog.

Best dentist I ever had was in Montgomery years ago.  When he had a cavity to fill, he would hand me a menu with all kinds of music to select from.  Once I made my selections, he gave me headphones and turned up the gas.  He'd finish and I'd say NOOOOOOOO.....you need to find some more shit wrong in my mouth.  Fix something.
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 21, 2018, 03:12:42 PM
There are several people here that I’d love to help extract their teeth.
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: CCTAU on September 21, 2018, 03:17:15 PM
Bunch of damn sissies. I've had wooden teeth for years!
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 21, 2018, 03:25:21 PM
Bunch of damn sissies. I've had wooden teeth for years!
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Q9sykCmvg_I/TGF3nKv8isI/AAAAAAAAAA8/pJ6mA3ULym4/s1600/wooden+teeth.jpg) (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjb27286czdAhWK0VMKHf74CggQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=http%3A%2F%2Fcalaiajackson.blogspot.com%2F2010%2F08%2Ffail-at-wooden-teeth.html&psig=AOvVaw124YiCoL_lLYDi8ct2c_g_&ust=1537644270745701)
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 21, 2018, 07:19:35 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Q9sykCmvg_I/TGF3nKv8isI/AAAAAAAAAA8/pJ6mA3ULym4/s1600/wooden+teeth.jpg) (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjb27286czdAhWK0VMKHf74CggQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=http%3A%2F%2Fcalaiajackson.blogspot.com%2F2010%2F08%2Ffail-at-wooden-teeth.html&psig=AOvVaw124YiCoL_lLYDi8ct2c_g_&ust=1537644270745701)
I never understood how Prowler got the nickname “splinterdick”. Now, we know.
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 24, 2018, 04:29:22 PM
Well now, that was fun.  Had that chopper yanked out of my skull about 90 minutes ago.  First tooth I've ever had pulled.  The procedure was pretty quick. A couple of minutes at most.  The worst part was despite the numbing gel, that shot on the inside of my jaw felt like a yellow jacket got loose in my mouth.  Now, I'm just posting on the X and spitting blood into a bottle every 3-4 minutes. 

Filled my pain killer Rx and stopped at the Lick Her store to get a little sumpn' for when the numbing shot wears off.  All I know is if it fixed that nerve pain, I'm gonna' be one happy Snags. 
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: AUJarhead on September 24, 2018, 05:13:54 PM
Snags, worst pain I ever had was when I needed a root canal.  Went into the dentist, and he told me he needed to push me back a day.  I told him to give me some good drugs, because I was about 10 minutes away from tying a bootlace to a doorknob and taking care of it myself.

They gave me the same shit they gave Mrs AUJ when she got a C-section.
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: Godfather on September 24, 2018, 05:48:01 PM
Snags, worst pain I ever had was when I needed a root canal.  Went into the dentist, and he told me he needed to push me back a day.  I told him to give me some good drugs, because I was about 10 minutes away from tying a bootlace to a doorknob and taking care of it myself.

They gave me the same shit they gave Mrs AUJ when she got a C-section.
Sperm?
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: AUJarhead on September 24, 2018, 06:33:12 PM
Sperm?
Rejected sickle cell samples.
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: GH2001 on September 24, 2018, 07:14:00 PM
Snags, worst pain I ever had was when I needed a root canal.  Went into the dentist, and he told me he needed to push me back a day.  I told him to give me some good drugs, because I was about 10 minutes away from tying a bootlace to a doorknob and taking care of it myself.

They gave me the same shit they gave Mrs AUJ when she got a C-section.
Same here

never begged so hard for a root canal in my life. It’s almost instant relief. 
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: Saniflush on September 25, 2018, 08:14:47 AM
Well now, that was fun.  Had that chopper yanked out of my skull about 90 minutes ago.  First tooth I've ever had pulled.  The procedure was pretty quick. A couple of minutes at most.  The worst part was despite the numbing gel, that shot on the inside of my jaw felt like a yellow jacket got loose in my mouth.  Now, I'm just posting on the X and spitting blood into a bottle every 3-4 minutes.

Filled my pain killer Rx and stopped at the Lick Her store to get a little sumpn' for when the numbing shot wears off.  All I know is if it fixed that nerve pain, I'm gonna' be one happy Snags.
Your shitty teeth are probably due to drinking fucking Coke in your bourbon.
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 25, 2018, 09:26:03 AM
(https://res.cloudinary.com/saucey/image/upload/v1461972583/bribsrzhqbnbzj7ur7m8.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjzw7fKoNbdAhULylMKHTYGDq8QjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.saucey.com%2Fbourbon-whiskey%2Fbulleit-coke%2FCO-CASUALPARTYPACK-MAKES17000&psig=AOvVaw12eiHWmmBB2rTZWj5uQ0Tu&ust=1537968303119746)
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: Godfather on September 25, 2018, 09:35:50 AM
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That's good bourbon why would you put that poison in it?  Like I might give you a pass on putting coke in Jack Daniels cause it's shitty, but COME ON MAN!  Do better.
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 25, 2018, 09:45:53 AM
See how the two look so cozy together?  They were meant for each other.  Just add a few ice cubes and you've got a party.
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: Saniflush on September 25, 2018, 10:45:50 AM
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The only bullet you should get should be from a weapon, because of your poor life choices.
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: AUJarhead on September 25, 2018, 10:51:32 AM
The only bullet you should get should be from a weapon, because of your poor life choices.
I can't wait until Snags is nominated for SCOTUS, and the left digs into his past.

Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 25, 2018, 11:23:28 AM
I can't wait until Snags is nominated for SCOTUS, and the left digs into his past.
Isn't it true, Judge Snags, that you've been known on numerous occasions to mix Delicious Coke Product with top shelf bourbons, without any regard for the feelings of those spirits?  In fact, you are a Fine Bourbon Oppressor, are you not?
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: CCTAU on September 25, 2018, 12:33:18 PM
I agree, "The simplest things can put you down".

Take the X for instance. WT is always putting Snags down. And I think we can all agree that WT is fairly simple.
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: wesfau2 on September 25, 2018, 12:40:25 PM
I agree, "The simplest things can put you down".

Take the X for instance. WT is always putting Snags down. And I think we can all agree that WT is fairly simple.
Simple Jack thinks WT is a ruh-tard.

Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 25, 2018, 02:04:15 PM
Simple Jack thinks WT is a ruh-tard.
You know that metal plate in his head? He had to have it replaced, cause every time his wife revved up the microwave he'd piss his pants and forget who he was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. 
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: Saniflush on September 25, 2018, 02:14:26 PM
You know that metal plate in his head? He had to have it replaced, cause every time his wife revved up the microwave he'd piss his pants and forget who he was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic.
-100....You should never go full retard.
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: Godfather on September 25, 2018, 02:55:46 PM
-100....You should never go full retard.
Pump yo brakes boy Buzz is a National Treasure.
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: bgreene on September 26, 2018, 03:01:13 PM
Pump yo brakes boy Buzz is a National Treasure.
so, does he get to keep the 100?
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: Saniflush on September 27, 2018, 09:09:20 AM
so, does he get to keep the 100?
He already had that subtracted.  Try to keep up.
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: CCTAU on September 27, 2018, 09:16:09 AM
Has anyone checked in on WT?
He should have given two or three unwitty responses by now.
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: Godfather on September 27, 2018, 10:44:11 AM
Has anyone checked in on WT?
He should have given two or three unwitty responses by now.
+100
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: ssgaufan on September 27, 2018, 11:38:53 AM
Has anyone checked in on WT?
He should have given two or three unwitty responses by now.
Somebody must have microwaved some popcorn near him or something.
Title: Re: The Simplest Things Can Put You Down
Post by: CCTAU on September 27, 2018, 12:02:23 PM
Somebody must have microwaved some popcorn near him or something.
Dammit. Buzz already addressed this. The VA replaced the metal plate with a plastic one. The microwave is not an issue any longer. ( i see a point deduction in your future)