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Title: Didn't realize Sani was in Virginia now
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 18, 2018, 03:01:30 PM: https://www.fox10tv.com/archives/man-arrested-after-rubbing-produce-on-buttocks-at-grocery-store/article_8e3746ef-168b-5a19-96ca-3594c6f7afb5.html (https://www.fox10tv.com/archives/man-arrested-after-rubbing-produce-on-buttocks-at-grocery-store/article_8e3746ef-168b-5a19-96ca-3594c6f7afb5.html)

Man arrested after rubbing produce on buttocks at grocery store

MANASSAS, Va. (AP) â€” A man is accused of rubbing his bare behind on produce at a grocery store in northern Virginia before putting the items back on display.
News outlets report 27-year-old Michael Dwayne Johnson, of Manassas, is charged with indecent exposure and destruction of property. A Manassas police release says an employee on Saturday noticed Johnson grabbing produce, pulling down his pants and rubbing the produce on his behind before putting it back.

It says the store had to destroy several pallets of produce because of Johnson's actions. A police spokeswoman says the report lists fruit as the ruined produce. Authorities have not released a motive.
It's unclear if Johnson has a lawyer.
Title: Re: Didn't realize Sani was in Virginia now
Post by: Godfather on September 18, 2018, 03:58:34 PM: Gentlemen, which brings me to my next point... Wash your vegetables.
Title: Re: Didn't realize Sani was in Virginia now
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 18, 2018, 04:09:33 PM: Just hope he stayed away from the asscream
Title: Re: Didn't realize Sani was in Virginia now
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 18, 2018, 04:16:36 PM: (https://media0.giphy.com/media/Cb0kEUSchYqXu/200_s.gif) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwig-cawr8XdAhVyqYsKHSDRCFMQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fgiphy.com%2Fexplore%2Fassman&psig=AOvVaw2bvAJcA4hQR8C8bmrkeJC_&ust=1537388164994724)
Title: Re: Didn't realize Sani was in Virginia now
Post by: chinook on September 18, 2018, 06:11:52 PM: interesting town name.
Title: Re: Didn't realize Sani was in Virginia now
Post by: GH2001 on September 18, 2018, 06:55:57 PM: Quote from: chinook on September 18, 2018, 06:11:52 PM
interesting town name.
His name is Johnson. Huh huh

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