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Title: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 17, 2018, 03:11:28 PM
Ask me anything.
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 17, 2018, 03:19:22 PM
What's the best way to remove a skin tag?
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 17, 2018, 03:21:15 PM
What's the best way to remove a skin tag?
Blowtorch.
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 17, 2018, 03:35:23 PM
Blowtorch.
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Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: Godfather on May 17, 2018, 03:39:22 PM
How can I make more money?
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 17, 2018, 03:41:08 PM
How can I make more money?
You thought you were going to trip me up with that one, didn't you?  The answer is, you can't.  You already have all the money that Presco doesn't.

Or, you could just print it on your HP Laser Jet.
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: Godfather on May 17, 2018, 03:44:40 PM
How can your wife and I have better sex?
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 17, 2018, 03:47:50 PM
How can your wife and I have better sex?
I'll answer that one.
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Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 17, 2018, 03:54:03 PM
Is it normal to have blue warts on the shaft of one’s dick?
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: CCTAU on May 17, 2018, 04:00:40 PM
Is it normal to have blue warts on the shaft of one’s dick?
Smurfette says YES!
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: GH2001 on May 17, 2018, 04:04:32 PM
Will I ever attend the F&@kin Catalina Wine Mixer?
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 17, 2018, 04:17:34 PM
Smurfette says YES!
Smurfette has a dick now?
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 17, 2018, 04:46:09 PM
How can your wife and I have better sex?
Unfreeze her
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 17, 2018, 04:46:38 PM
Is it normal to have blue warts on the shaft of one’s richard?
Yes, when the head has a zipper.
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 17, 2018, 04:47:02 PM
Will I ever attend the F&@kin Catalina Wine Mixer?
POW POW!  It's uncertain
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: Vladimir on May 17, 2018, 04:58:59 PM
I'll answer that one.
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Just see this make butt sore.
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: Godfather on May 18, 2018, 09:35:41 AM
Unfreeze her
Booooo.... the correct answer was... wait till she wakes up from the coma.
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: AUJarhead on May 18, 2018, 10:57:14 AM
Are all of my friends dumbasses, or just one?
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 18, 2018, 12:08:54 PM
Are all of my friends dumbasses, or just one?
According to the thread title, it was free for one day only. Pretty sure this was a pretty costly question but that’s your business. 
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 18, 2018, 12:15:13 PM
According to the thread title, it was free for one day only. Pretty sure this was a pretty costly question but that’s your business.
Well technically, he started the thread a little after 3:00 p.m. yesterday, so there's still a few hours of opportunity for bad advice. 
So, I'm playing catcher tonight in the big game and my wife will have my nuttz with her in the stands, should I still wear a cup?
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 18, 2018, 12:16:05 PM
Booooo.... the correct answer was... wait till she wakes up from the coma.
He never said anything about a correct answer. Don’t put me in a position where I have to defend Buzz. Please. It’s Friday.
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 18, 2018, 12:24:04 PM
Well technically, he started the thread a little after 3:00 p.m. yesterday, so there's still a few hours of opportunity for bad advice.
So, I'm playing catcher tonight in the big game and my wife will have my nuttz with her in the stands, should I still wear a cup?
If that’s the case, then:
I’ve always heard that if you cut a hole in the butt crack of your pants that it will keep the gnats off of your face. And it will. But I’m wondering, is it ok to spread the gnat butter on crackers and eat after you’ve exposed it to the gnats?
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: Jumbo on May 19, 2018, 05:50:08 PM
How can I make godfather money? I’m asking for a friend! #vp
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 20, 2018, 04:46:09 PM
Are all of my friends dumbasses, or just one?
One more free...
They all are.
Title: Re: One day only. Free Bad Advice from the Buzzer
Post by: Vladimir on May 21, 2018, 12:00:12 AM
Well technically, he started the thread a little after 3:00 p.m. yesterday, so there's still a few hours of opportunity for bad advice.
So, I'm playing catcher tonight in the big game and my wife will have my nuttz with her in the stands, should I still wear a cup?
You real like to play catcher, don’t you?