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Title: Hey Coach, There's Shit On The Fifty Again
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 03, 2018, 02:37:41 PM
How exactly does he explain this to the wife and kids? foxy news


A New Jersey superintendent was arrested Monday when officials discovered he had been defecating on a high school football field “on a daily basis,” police said.


Thomas Tramaglini, 42, was charged with lewdness, littering and defecating in public, police (https://www.facebook.com/holmdelpolice/posts/1767837869941056) said Thursday. The Kenilworth schools superintendent was arrested after surveillance video caught him in the act on Holmdel High School’s football field.

Authorities began hunting for the "mystery pooper" after Holmdel High School staff and coaches for football and track reported finding human feces on or near the field nearly every day.

Tramaglini was arrested while running on the athletic fields’ track just before 6 a.m. Monday, NJ.com (http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2018/05/superintendent_out_out_for_job_relieved_himself_un.html#incart_2box_nj-homepage-featured) reported. Turns out, the alleged "pooper-intendent" lived in Aberdeen, about three miles away from the high school.
Tramaglini took a paid leave of absence after his arrest.
"We learned of municipal court charges facing our current superintendent of schools in Holmdel, NJ. Given the nature of those charges, he asked for and was granted a paid leave of absence," according to a Wednesday message posted on the Facebook page for Kenilworth Public Schools. The district said unpaid leave would only occur "in the face of indictments or tenure charges."

The superintendent makes $147,504 a year. He was named superintendent of Kenilworth schools after his predecessor Scott Taylor resigned in August 2015. Tramaglini also has a part-time job as a lecturer at Rutgers Graduate School of Education, NJ.com reported. His employment status post-arrest at the graduate school wasn't immediately clear.
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's Shit On The Fifty Again
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 03, 2018, 02:55:18 PM
Ain’t that some shit.
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's shoot On The Fifty Again
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 03, 2018, 03:20:06 PM
He called the shit poop.
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's shoot On The Fifty Again
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 03, 2018, 03:35:32 PM
He called the shit poop.
This is a family board, dickhead.
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's shoot On The Fifty Again
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 03, 2018, 03:38:12 PM
Superintendent:  "Cut my budget for lawn care and I will fertilize this shit myself!"
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's Shit On The Fifty Again
Post by: chinook on May 03, 2018, 03:57:32 PM
shitty way to end your lucrative school superintendent job.   
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's Shit On The Fifty Again
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 03, 2018, 04:00:03 PM
shitty way to end your lucrative school superintendent job.  
$150K a year right down the toilet.  Wait...
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's shoot On The Fifty Again
Post by: Vladimir on May 03, 2018, 06:00:44 PM
Let me get this shit straight. It was the superintendent?

What a waste.
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's shoot On The Fifty Again
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 03, 2018, 09:05:07 PM
Let me get this shit straight. It was the superintendent?

What a waste.
Great stuff Vlad. Even if I’m your only Like, just remember, these idiots don’t know gold when they see it.
“what a waste”.
You are a riot, man. Keep firing them, regardless. 
I set the standard for high IQ around here, so you are in. Unless Wes comes back and requires that we start using bigger words.
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's Shit On The Fifty Again
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 04, 2018, 10:23:17 AM
Back when Sani and PCT were alive, this thread would have been right down their alley.

They would’ve come up with some pretty good one liners or maybe two. And then someone would’ve commented about shitting in a truck.

Days were just more productive back then.
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's shoot On The Fifty Again
Post by: AUJarhead on May 04, 2018, 10:55:13 AM
Back when Sani and PCT were alive, this thread would have been right down their alley.

They would’ve come up with some pretty good one liners or maybe two. And then someone would’ve commented about shootting in a truck.

Days were just more productive back then.
Hell, I started reading the article and figured that Sani had taken a job as a superintendent. 
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's Shit On The Fifty Again
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 08, 2018, 01:47:28 PM
more like pooperintedent
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's Shit On The Fifty Again
Post by: Godfather on May 08, 2018, 02:02:42 PM
more like pooperintedent
WE!!! Everybody....and remember that's 2 shows this week, the 7:30 show is completely different from the 11:30 show.  Don't forget to tip the wait staff.
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's Shit On The Fifty Again
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 08, 2018, 02:59:20 PM
WE!!! Everybody....and remember that's 2 shows this week, the 7:30 show is completely different from the 11:30 show.  Don't forget to tip the wait staff.
:rimshot:
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's Shit On The Fifty Again
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 08, 2018, 03:00:42 PM
WE!!! Everybody....and remember that's 2 shows this week, the 7:30 show is completely different from the 11:30 show.  Don't forget to tip the wait staff.
come to my shows...or not. I am really here for the "likes"...
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's Shit On The Fifty Again
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 08, 2018, 03:09:11 PM
I just flew in from Boston.  Boy, are my arms tired. 
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's Shit On The Fifty Again
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 08, 2018, 03:38:58 PM
come to my shows...or not. I am really here for the "likes"...
I used to feel exactly the same.
But then the thought occurred to me, I really don’t particularly care much for any of these motherfuckers. So, I mainly do it for myself.
But an occasional Like does lift my spirits. I can’t deny that.
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's Shit On The Fifty Again
Post by: Godfather on May 09, 2018, 08:26:27 AM
come to my shows...or not. I am really here for the "likes"...
Don't you just dictate your shows to your executive secretary and have her do them?
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's shoot On The Fifty Again
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 09, 2018, 09:15:53 AM
Don't you just dictate your shows to your executive secretary and have her do them?
She also knows how his dictate
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's shoot On The Fifty Again
Post by: Godfather on May 09, 2018, 10:08:48 AM
She also knows how his dictate
Dammit, this is the WE!!! show!
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's shoot On The Fifty Again
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 09, 2018, 11:12:26 AM
She also knows how his dictate
^^^obvious attempt at garnering more Likes.
But, post is actually pretty witty, coming from this guy, anyway.
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's shoot On The Fifty Again
Post by: Godfather on May 09, 2018, 11:21:29 AM
^^^obvious attempt at garnering more Likes.
But, post is actually pretty witty, coming from this guy, anyway.
He only got a like from me, because the ally-oop was so easy.
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's Shit On The Fifty Again
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 11, 2018, 02:32:00 PM
I have to give Fox News credit.  They're running a piece about how the Pooperintendent is trying to set the record straight.  The first paragraph in the article reads: (Emphasis is my own)

"The New Jersey school superintendent accused of defecating on the high school track and field near his home (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/03/new-jersey-superintendent-defecated-on-high-school-football-field-on-daily-basis-cops-say.html) has dumped his attorney, and lawyer No. 2 vows to rebut all “falsehoods” against his client."
Title: Re: Hey Coach, There's Shit On The Fifty Again
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 13, 2018, 12:15:17 AM
I have to give Fox News credit.  They're running a piece about how the Pooperintendent is trying to set the record straight.  The first paragraph in the article reads: (Emphasis is my own)

"The New Jersey school superintendent accused of defecating on the high school track and field near his home (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/03/new-jersey-superintendent-defecated-on-high-school-football-field-on-daily-basis-cops-say.html) has dumped his attorney, and lawyer No. 2 vows to rebut all “falsehoods” against his client."
Is anyone else tired of these shitty stories?