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Title: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 21, 2008, 08:57:31 AM
May I be the first to say, that was a killer tailgate.  Good turnout and Mark did his usual bang up job of hosting.  Thanks man.

 
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 21, 2008, 11:24:49 AM
May I be the first to say, that was a killer tailgate.  Good turnout and Mark did his usual bang up job of hosting.  Thanks man.

 

I second that!   :vn:
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 21, 2008, 11:53:47 AM
Damn I wish I could have met some of you fuckers...
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Tiger Six on September 21, 2008, 11:59:29 AM
Damn I wish I could have met some of you fuckers...

Trust me, it's not that impressive a group of intellectual power.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 21, 2008, 01:18:15 PM
Great gathering. Thanks Mark for hooking us up with the best tailgate on campus. Those old bastards they showed on the jumbotron as the tailgaters of the game didn't have shit on this one.

I just want to say, before I go any further, that Steve is the most awesome man on the planet. You register a .99973 on the duuuude scale, bud! Thanks for the hook up. You are the man!

Tanner, sorry about the Earnhardt stripe. Let me know what it is.

Brian, you are a close second. The cigars were great. Great to see you again.

Glad to finally meet you, Jen. Best of luck to you and Carl there in Houston. Let's meet next year in Red Stick!

Howard and Brad, you are two of the funniest fuckers alive. Hope you get your boat! Taylor and Chad, you guys should have stuck around a little while longer. I'm convinced that we would have seen the mythical yeti had you stayed around.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 21, 2008, 01:53:37 PM
Mark and Tara - awesome time, as usual.  If anyone wants to come to Red Stick next year, let me know and I will make some arangements.  I had a blast, and so did the three LSUers that were with me. Nothing but good things to say about the tailgate. 

Glenn, I am looking forward to toasting your new job with that awesome bottle of red wine - but it won't be for a while.  I cannot even THINK about a glass of red wine right now.  My head STILL hurts...  But I really appreciate it.

I do want to offer a very sincere apology to any of you that I may have sexually harassed while I was under the influence.  I can't help it that you guys are all a bunch of irresistable studs, at least through my drunken gaze.  Carl thought it was hilarious.  He asked where I got the beads and I told him I earned them New Orleans style - he cracked up.  I married one cool dude. :thumbsup:

No apologies to precious, sweet little Taylor tho, since that is as close as he got to a woman's lips all week.  Sorry I forgot the graham crackers.

Carl and I found out last night that we have our power back, so we are headed to New Orleans today (Sunday) and will be back in Houston on Monday, in the office on Tuesday.  Life will hopefully get back to normal soon.

Love you guys!!!
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Ranger12 on September 21, 2008, 04:18:36 PM
We did not get into Auburn until 3:30. A little miscommunication between me and the wife about what time I wanted to leave and a last minute change of plans screwed us up. We came in from Wire Road, so we probably rode right by the tailgate, but by the time we got parked over at the credit union, it was about 4 pm. We still considered walking back over to the tailgate, but by the time our gimpy selfs would have gotten over there, it would have been time to have walked back for Tiger Walk. We wound up just going over the the baseball field and eating there and watching Tiger Walk from the top row of seats of the baseball field. I kind of liked watching it from up above, so I think we are going to try to do that every time from now on. Hopefully we will be able to catch you guys next time we are down for a game.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 21, 2008, 04:37:29 PM
Jen, I feel slighted.  I really thought you wanted that ticket.  We had the bus available and everything.

And Randall, you are correct, what brain cells were collectively gathered at Mark's were collectively fried.. Not a lot of stimulating conversation, just a lot of stimulation.

Glenn, you didn't have to stuff the hamburgers, cokes and shit down your drawers.  It was free, dude.  Seriously, glad to see you and everyone made it back safe.  New repsect for our brethren corndogs.  Good times.

Oh, speaking of corndogs, for anyone who drooled, ogled or otherwise mentally undressed that girl in that little gold dress and long blonde hair, just to let you know.... :idhitit:
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Ogre on September 21, 2008, 05:02:58 PM
Thanks to Mark for hosting. 

It was good to see all of you again, and it was great to finally meet Glenn and tiger88. 

Be warned:  Brian snuck around the entire time and took incriminating pictures of us with his iPhone.  I caught the bastard trying to take a picture of my goods when I was pissing behind the dumpster.  He said something about 'saving that one for the private collection.'
 
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: tiger88 on September 21, 2008, 05:17:03 PM
Yes, thanks for for the great tailgate Mark and it was good to meet some of the filks there. My brother and I were kind of in and out. Slammed a bunch of beers and left. I apologize for leaving the AU styro cooler and not returning. It was at least reusable I hope.

It was good to meet glenn,ogre, jumbo, and mark, and see steve again. Would have liked to have met everyone there but we had to go to tigerwalk and then go take our spot at the game. My bro likes standing on the walkway even though are tickets were great. You have to stake your spot out there.

Oh, did see a good fight between a corndog and AU guy. The corndog pushed an AU girl a couple of times and someone lit his ass up. He was bloosdied and bruised and calling 9-11 until I reminded him that we would let any cops know that he had been pushing a girl around.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 21, 2008, 05:20:11 PM
Yes, thanks for for the great tailgate Mark and it was good to meet some of the filks there. My brother and I were kind of in and out. Slammed a bunch of beers and left. I apologize for leaving the AU styro cooler and not returning. It was at least reusable I hope.

It was good to meet glenn,ogre, jumbo, and mark, and see steve again. Would have liked to have met everyone there but we had to go to tigerwalk and then go take our spot at the game. My bro likes standing on the walkway even though are tickets were great. You have to stake your spot out there.

Oh, did see a good fight between a corndog and AU guy. The corndog pushed an AU girl a couple of times and someone lit his ass up. He was bloosdied and bruised and calling 9-11 until I reminded him that we would let any cops know that he had been pushing a girl around.

Jumbo was AuburnChopper1........

Tanner  :bar:
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: tiger88 on September 21, 2008, 05:24:39 PM
Ok. Whatever on that. I just know that I met some folks and had a good time.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 21, 2008, 05:35:55 PM
It was good to meet you too!  We'll all have to do that again sometime!

Thanks Mark for good company on the golf course the other day and the great time for me and Crystal.   :vn:
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Jumbo on September 22, 2008, 01:24:33 AM
I'm only 125lb's heavier than Tanner :blink:
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Saniflush on September 22, 2008, 07:13:57 AM
Thanks for hosting Mark!  Phenomenal as always! (I still forgot to give you my $20 for the fantasy football)

Jen, glad I got to see the puppies.

Chief and Steve I can't believe that everyone thinks I am the lecherous old man of the group.

Good to see your daywalking ass Brad.  Since you act like you don't know what the fuck we talk about.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcICJJ883bU&feature=related

Taylor and Chad I can't believe ya'll didn't get the midget to come over!  I consider it another lost opportunity.

Chopper your girlfriend looks good in auburn garb.  You may be able to turn her.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Ogre on September 22, 2008, 09:48:40 AM
I've only seen that episode once, and I guess I missed the Daywalker part of the presentation the first time I saw it.  Thanks for clearing that up for me.

I was Ginger before Ginger was cool. 
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 22, 2008, 10:15:10 AM
I've only seen that episode once, and I guess I missed the Daywalker part of the presentation the first time I saw it.  Thanks for clearing that up for me.

I was Ginger before Ginger was cool. 

Thanks Sani...  She had a good time....  It's possible!  :vn:
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 22, 2008, 10:46:36 AM
Thanks Sani...  She had a good time....  It's possible!  :vn:

Work the quote function much?
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: tiger88 on September 22, 2008, 11:48:11 AM
I'm only 125lb's heavier than Tanner :blink:

I was thinking you musta dropped a few lbs. The only pic I've ever seen of you is from your wedding photo thingy and was kinda blurry.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 22, 2008, 01:57:17 PM
Got back from the game late last night, thanks for all who came by.  I had a great time with you guys!!  we'll do it again for the Georgia game.  Hopefully the results of the game will turn out better.  The Jack Daniels minis and the cigars were greatly appreciated!
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 22, 2008, 10:17:12 PM
Glenn, please tell me you have the pic of that LSU girl coming out of Mark's camper.

Not that Mark was doing anything with her.  This girl was a freakin' heat seeking missile.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 22, 2008, 10:26:02 PM
That girl was tough man....  There was another one in purple over by the LSU folks on top of the hill with short dark hair.... good googly moogly....
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: tiger88 on September 23, 2008, 12:33:11 PM
Glenn, please tell me you have the pic of that LSU girl coming out of Mark's camper.

Not that Mark was doing anything with her.  This girl was a freakin' heat seeking missile.

It was a memorable exit/entrance.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 23, 2008, 03:30:14 PM
Glenn...my camera phone brotha'.....where are you?
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: chinook on September 23, 2008, 03:34:20 PM
Glenn...my camera phone brotha'.....where are you?

sticky keys, perhaps?
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 23, 2008, 03:34:46 PM
Yeah, I saw the phone photo...it exists!!!  Gotta post it!  :vn:
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 23, 2008, 03:40:40 PM
She is the neice of one of my customers so if there is anything racy about the picture (i.e. an underwear shot) please do not post it as i will have to pull out my e-penis and delete it.

Thanks,
AUTR
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: ssgaufan on September 23, 2008, 03:47:36 PM
She is the neice of one of my customers so if there is anything racy about the picture (i.e. an underwear shot) please do not post it as i will have to pull out my e-penis and delete it.

Thanks,
AUTR

You sure its not the friend of the neice?  Anythings possible.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 23, 2008, 04:26:28 PM
She is the neice of one of my customers so if there is anything racy about the picture (i.e. an underwear shot) please do not post it as i will have to pull out my e-penis and delete it.

Thanks,
AUTR

Nothing racy at all.  Just a vision of supreme hotness stepping out of your RV.  She's probably all of 17 but daaayyyuuuummmm........

Can I have yo number....can I have it???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D0555EtAZ4
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on September 23, 2008, 04:33:41 PM
Nothing racy at all.  Just a vision of supreme hotness stepping out of your RV.  She's probably all of 17 but daaayyyuuuummmm........

Can I have yo number....can I have it???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D0555EtAZ4

In that case post away
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 23, 2008, 06:05:18 PM
Yella Dress is lost forever. (http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/hairpull.gif)

(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/injail.gif)
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: DnATL on September 23, 2008, 08:01:30 PM
Yella Dress is lost forever
Did you get Yellawood?
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 23, 2008, 08:17:06 PM
Yella Dress is lost forever. (http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/hairpull.gif)

(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/injail.gif)

Ouch.    :doh:
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 23, 2008, 09:01:06 PM
Yella Dress is lost forever. (http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/hairpull.gif)

(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/injail.gif)

Bastard
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: chinook on September 24, 2008, 06:18:35 PM
(http://www.8mm16mmfilmscollectibles.com/OurGang4.jpg)

the tigers x gang group photo.  i had a source attending the game.

can someone fill in the names? 

Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: AUChizad on September 24, 2008, 07:01:44 PM
(http://www.8mm16mmfilmscollectibles.com/OurGang4.jpg)

the tigers x gang group photo.  i had a source attending the game.

can someone fill in the names? 


Howard, Brian, Jenny, Brad (with the suspenders) and Wes down there at the bottom. Not sure who those other three fucks are. Probably Taylor, Steve, & I.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 24, 2008, 09:32:27 PM
(http://www.8mm16mmfilmscollectibles.com/OurGang4.jpg)


Howard  :nagger: (I don't mean anything by that of course) Mark, Wench, Glenn (in the back), Brian, Chad, Chopper and probably AWK in the front, only because I think he's on his knees after slobbin' Howard's knob.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 24, 2008, 09:34:51 PM
Howard's been doing that spray on tan stuff.  He was buff.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Jumbo on September 25, 2008, 02:27:56 AM
Howard's been doing that spray on tan stuff.  He was buff.
That man's a national treasure.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Saniflush on September 25, 2008, 07:37:25 AM
You better pump those brakes.  I been black from the waist down my entire life.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 25, 2008, 09:18:29 AM
You better pump those brakes.  I been black from the waist down my entire life.
That's not what Whitney said... in between blowing bubbles with her gum and playing with her barbie doll.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Saniflush on September 25, 2008, 09:19:53 AM
That's not what Whitney said... in between blowing bubbles with her gum and playing with her barbie doll.

That wasn't gum.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 25, 2008, 09:45:06 AM
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: D-Day on September 25, 2008, 12:04:43 PM
That wasn't gum.
:puke:
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Jumbo on September 25, 2008, 12:45:24 PM
That wasn't gum.
You're a lucky man.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 25, 2008, 09:47:24 PM
Yella Dress is lost forever. (http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/hairpull.gif)

(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g242/glenn1964/injail.gif)
Nope, hold on a sec. I recovered it yesterday & sent it to the Birdman. If anyone can upload a cell phone pic without fucking it up, let me know. I fail at teh gizmos.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 25, 2008, 09:49:25 PM
Nope, hold on a sec. I recovered it yesterday & sent it to the Birdman. If anyone can upload a cell phone pic without fucking it up, let me know. I fail at teh gizmos.

Send it to me my brother...   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Jumbo on September 26, 2008, 02:47:08 AM
The biggest tailgate ever and the best pics are from a camera phone? :rofl:
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 26, 2008, 10:02:21 AM
I never got it!    Birdman, where you at?  Pell???   
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: D-Day on September 26, 2008, 10:42:51 AM
The natives are getting restless.

This better be worth the wait...
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2008, 10:59:37 AM
It's NOT worth the wait.  It's very blurred.  In fact, it's only relevant to those of us who sat for hours, lusting and drooling over this 5'3" 105 lb. heat seeking missile.

Tanner, I will send it to you today.  I just got a new phone and I'm charging that puppy up. 
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 26, 2008, 11:20:35 AM
I vaguely remember a group photo being taken... right?  Or was that all in my alcohol induced fantasies, right after the one involving me, Steve, a ticket in the scholarship section and a bottle of wesson oil... oooh, did I write that out loud???? :blink:  Never mind.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2008, 12:02:11 PM
I vaguely remember a group photo being taken... right?  Or was that all in my alcohol induced fantasies, right after the one involving me, Steve, a ticket in the scholarship section and a bottle of wesson oil... oooh, did I write that out loud???? :blink:  Never mind.

Now THAT would be a picture. 
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 26, 2008, 03:47:48 PM
Now THAT would be a picture. 
"Your Honor, the aggrieved soon-to-ex-wife-of-Birdman offers this picture as Exhibit "A"..."

But I can dream... as long as you have scholarship tickets... :clap:
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 26, 2008, 08:50:27 PM
I never got it!    Birdman, where you at?  Pell???   
Just sent it to you!

It's NOT worth the wait.  It's very blurred.  In fact, it's only relevant to those of us who sat for hours, lusting and drooling over this 5'3" 105 lb. heat seeking missile.
She couldn't have weighed a pound more than 102.......even with that glorious, curve hugging yellow dress.  :tongue:
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2008, 10:14:07 PM
I sent it to Tanner today but he's probably got it downloaded, blown up and zoomed in while he downs shots of Patron and wacks his willie.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 26, 2008, 11:38:50 PM
Got it while on the golf course.  Ill post it when I'm back arond my laptop.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: D-Day on September 27, 2008, 03:26:08 AM
Waiting.... waiting.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Godfather on September 27, 2008, 07:45:58 AM
Well unfortunately I did not get a pic of yellow dress....however I did get pictures of the tailgate.   I'll start off with the best one.

(http://tigersx.net/images/xgate/hmm.jpg)

You know who you are and right now your going ohhh shit but I will tell you they are  :vn:

 :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 27, 2008, 08:57:13 AM
Well unfortunately I did not get a pic of yellow dress....however I did get pictures of the tailgate.   I'll start off with the best one.

(http://tigersx.net/images/xgate/hmm.jpg)

You know who you are and right now your going ohhh shit but I will tell you they are  :vn:

 :rofl: :rofl:

THat is the worst picture I have ever seen. Like Ron White says...once you see one set of titties, you want to see them all...
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Godfather on September 27, 2008, 09:03:22 AM
THat is the worst picture I have ever seen. Like Ron White says...once you see one set of titties, you want to see them all...
:tits: guess you should have come to the game   :fu:
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 27, 2008, 09:20:50 AM
:tits: guess you should have come to the game   :fu:

If I could have I would have! I almost said "fuck it" and drove the 770 miles on friday. The only problem was the late kick off. I know that I would have gotten hammered and then the 770 mile drive back on Sunday would have sucked ass...
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on September 27, 2008, 12:08:16 PM
This does the girl in the gold dress about as much justice as the famous bigfoot picture from 30 years ago... but here goes....


(http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8526/unnamedcc4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: D-Day on September 27, 2008, 12:15:16 PM
Something isn't quite right. Great rack... but something's missing... hmmm...
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 27, 2008, 01:04:44 PM
Trust me on this one Adam, that pic does NOTHING to reveal the awesome hotness of this girl.  We all agreed that she was what Penthouse or Playboy layouts are made of.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: D-Day on September 27, 2008, 01:59:33 PM
I'll take your word for it, then.

Mark looks like he's about to fart on her or something...
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Jumbo on September 27, 2008, 02:54:46 PM
I dont see any pictures. :bs:
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 27, 2008, 03:13:14 PM
Trust me on this one Adam, that pic does NOTHING to reveal the awesome hotness of this girl.  We all agreed that she was what Penthouse or Playboy layouts are made of.
I should have waited on her to come a little closer to my cheap assed phone. I'm a victim of premature snapulation.
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 27, 2008, 03:21:45 PM
I should have waited on her to come a little closer to my cheap assed phone. I'm a victim of premature snapulation.

They make a cream for that
Title: Re: X-Gate. Good Times
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 29, 2008, 10:26:02 AM
Dammit, Brian.   :stewie: