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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2017, 02:48:49 PM

Title: It's Buyout Time
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2017, 02:48:49 PM

Won't be long before the corching carousel starts.  A ton of speculation about who's coming and going.  But the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. posted the current buyout numbers for some coaches around the country and those in the SEC.  Some I was blown away by.  You can't help but look at some of these numbers and ask WTF were they thinking?  Remember when we were pissed at Jacobs for sending Tubs packing with $5 mil in his pocket?

Dabo:  $40 mil

Jimbo:  $39.3

Chris Peterson at Washington:  $30.6  You serious Clark?

Lord Saybinz:  $26.9

Guess who is next in the SEC after LS?  Nope.  Wrong again. Try:

Mark Stoops:  $14.8

The Shark Impregnator:  $12.9

Nothing Sucks Like a Kirby:  $10.8

Sumlin:  $10.4

Co Yaw Yaw:  $8.8

Butch Dead Man Walking Jones:  $8.1

Mus:  $7.1

Gus:  $6.9

Count Hogula:  $5.9

Odom and Luke are $1.5 and $1.4 respectively.  Weird how in today's world, you probably look at Gus' buyout and think, "Hey, that's not half bad.  We can easily move on from him."  Also, you hear speculation that Dabo may go to Bama when His Lordship leaves.  Why?  I've recently heard rumors of Jimbo possibly to LSU again.  I imagine that rumor is exactly what that is.  $39.6 large?   

Title: Re: It's Buyout Time
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 27, 2017, 03:21:55 PM

Read an article stating that if McSharkfucker doesn't or can't provide evidence of the "death threats" that he can be let go for just cause and UF wouldn't owe him a dime.

Title: Re: It's Buyout Time
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2017, 04:01:06 PM

Quote from: AUTiger1 on October 27, 2017, 03:21:55 PM

Read an article stating that if McSharkfucker doesn't or can't provide evidence of the "death threats" that he can be let go for just cause and UF wouldn't owe him a dime.

That would definitely leave a mark. 

Title: Re: It's Buyout Time
Post by: Kaos on October 27, 2017, 04:35:37 PM

While we laugh at this, Florida is one of those teams I’d rather have a shark jumping loser running.  They can be formidable when not flobbing around.

Same with UGA. LSU.

Hmmmmm. It occurs to me they might be saying the same about us.

Title: Re: It's Buyout Time
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2017, 04:57:19 PM

Quote from: Kaos on October 27, 2017, 04:35:37 PM

While we laugh at this, Florida is one of those teams I’d rather have a shark jumping loser running.  They can be formidable when not flobbing around.

Same with UGA. LSU.

Hmmmmm. It occurs to me they might be saying the same about us.

I imagine they are.  We've been there, done that.  Just need the right man at the helm to take us there again.

Title: Re: It's Buyout Time
Post by: djsimp on October 27, 2017, 05:05:50 PM

Is Cheech and Chong up in this mofo???? Dayum.


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