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The Library => Broun Hall => Topic started by: Kaos on September 28, 2017, 09:27:29 AM
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I hate commercials in general, but there are a few people in them I despise in particular.
1) The stupid fat black woman on the Ancestry DNA commercial who "finds out" she's 26% Swahooli or something and then puts on a giant ribbon hat. I'm 26% Dutch but I'm not tap dancing in wooden clogs. She should celebrate her Americanism, not the big ribbon hat.
2) The woman who looks like a turd bomb blew up and speckled her face in the 23 and Me commercial. She's horrible looking. She seems nice, but I can't look at her.
3) The otherwise cute girl who sticks in her IUD and then sashays to meet some guy in the street.
4) The box you poop in. I hate the talking poop box.
5) The dude cleaning out his windpipe in the no smoking commercials. I nearly vomited the first time I saw that.
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Nick Saban telling that poor girl she can't buy a dress. Eat a dick, Nick.
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Nick Saban telling that poor girl she can't buy a dress. Eat a dick, Nick.
That dress is $600. He's just trying to help.
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That dress is $600. He's just trying to help.
He should buy it for her....cheap bastard.
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Any Flex Seal infomercial with Phil Swift.
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Folks that make outrageous claims like my problems are their problems and they don't sleep at night so we can.
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Folks that make outrageous claims like my problems are their problems and they don't sleep at night so we can.
Do they care?
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Folks that make outrageous claims like my problems are their problems and they don't sleep at night so we can.
I don't care about your problems. Unless you pay up front.
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I don't care about your problems. Unless you pay up front.
Emma cared about my aching psoriasis.
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Emma cared about my aching psoriasis.
Something fierce.
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The damn Sonic guys.
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Anyone with moderate to severe erectile dysfunction. Try new Cockstall for a harder, happier life. Cockstall may cause headaches, chronic shits, excessive anal bleeding, hair loss, sore cuticles, ACL tears, liver problems, plantar fasciitus, goat aids and catching the cancers.
Ask your doctor if your heart is strong enough for Cockstall. Ask your bitch if she's asked her doctor if she's strong enough for a good fucking.
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Any Flex Seal infomercial with Phil Swift.
BITCH. That's the only reason my aluminum boat don't sink!
#leavemyfishingalone
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BITCH. That's the only reason my aluminum don't don't sink!
#leavemyfishingalone
That'll cost ya thoousssannnndss!!
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That guy that does the Nationwide jingle with the other popular guy
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That guy that does the Nationwide jingle with the other popular guy
Yeah, that cowboy hat twerp is pretty annoying, but he's just some jimbo they grabbed off a karaoke stage at Shithole's Diner. He's just trying to make a few pennies to buy some more Bud Light and a pack of Marlboro Reds. Can't really hold that against him too much.
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Fukin FLO.
But I'd like to see more of the cute AT&T girl. Lucy maybe?
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That guy that does the Nationwide jingle with the other popular guy
I will thump your left ear, super hard.
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The Geico Lizard.
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That guy that does the Nationwide jingle with the other popular guy
What the hell is wrong with this thread
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Does Dallas do commercials? Because I hate him.
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What the hell is wrong with this thread
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Does Dallas do commercials? Because I hate him.
You win the internets today.
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You win the internets today.
We already had a winner. This isn't little league.
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We already had a winner. This isn't little league.
Says you. I got a participation trophy and everything. It's a golden keyboard.
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yxe0_IgpSEc/hqdefault.jpg)
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Says you. I got a participation trophy and everything. It's a golden keyboard.
That's not gold. That's urine.
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yxe0_IgpSEc/hqdefault.jpg)
Call me, bitches.
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https://youtu.be/hRhGVo_dwkk
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AfoC1pe9MFE
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AfoC1pe9MFE
That's hawt!
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That's hawt!
At eight seconds...is the chick thinking dork or dick?
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At eight seconds...is the chick thinking dork or richard?
Yes.
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Let me add Sam Jackson in the Capital One commercials...especially the ones where he's singing
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At eight seconds...is the chick thinking dork or dick?
She paid me to be in it.
#wirelessmicdrop
#yesinyourface
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That's hawt!
You've put on some sweet mass from the gym since then. Must be the Flex effect.
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Let me add Sam Jackson in the Capital One commercials...especially the ones where he's singing
Immmmmmmm. So in lovvvve with you.
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You've put on some sweet mass from the gym since then. Must be the Flex effect.
I'm wearing my little sister's shorts right now.
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I'm wearing my little sister's shorts right now.
Carey looks pissed in that clip. Must be those slip n fall leads at the pig.
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Carey looks pissed in that clip. Must be those slip n fall leads at the pig.
Yuk it up, laughing boy. We've raked in the cash from the Wiggly.
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At eight seconds...is the chick thinking dork or dick?
That dude resembles a penis...with ears.
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Flutie's in!
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AfoC1pe9MFE (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AfoC1pe9MFE)
How old is this?
I just assumed Snags has recently started wearing an AU hat everywhere!
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That's not gold. That's urine.
You take 2nd place in the internets for yesterday.
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Yuk it up, laughing boy. We've raked in the cash from the Wiggly.
-$35
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AfoC1pe9MFE
Is that Alan Alda narrating? You can't hide money $$$
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You take 2nd place in the internets for yesterday.
Just so I'll know what you're
looking for, for future reference, what did my penis with ears post not have?
I gotta tell you, when I came back to tally up my Likes for the day, I was sorely disappoint. Not a single one on that post.
I just want to be the best that I can be.
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How old is this?
I just assumed Snags has recently started wearing an AU hat everywhere!
How old is this? You mean the Jan2007 caption didn't give you at least something to go on?
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How old is this? You mean the Jan2007 caption didn't give you at least something to go on?
He's an old man your newfangled videos frighten and confuse him.
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He's an old man your newfangled videos frighten and confuse him.
When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain.
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When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain.
Does Porterhouse shine your shoes, too, Judge?
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Does Porterhouse shine your shoes, too, Judge?
Only with a fine chamois
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When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain.
Is that the big white country club I see on the way to PCB?
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Is that the big white country club I see on the way to PCB?
White? It's always about race with you. We have a couple of members that I think are part Canadian.
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Just for the record?
Lawyer ads I hate:
Alabama Hammer. What a freaking clown.
Weasel Will Return My Calls! No.
Morris Bart. His face is atrocious. I want to punch it repeatedly with an axe handle, but somebody beat me to it.
Dean Waite. He sucks.
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Just for the record?
Lawyer ads I hate:
Alabama Hammer. What a freaking clown.
Weasel Will Return My Calls! No.
Morris Bart. His face is atrocious. I want to punch it repeatedly with an axe handle, but somebody beat me to it.
Dean Waite. He sucks.
Look here dude, I'll take a lot of stuff but not your talking about the hammer.
He'll beat your ass to a sodie water finish, no joke. And he's THE first to call when you're in a wreck and need a check. No opinion on the rest really. Alexander Shinaharrana is probably 2nd to hammer.
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Just for the record?
Lawyer ads I hate:
Alabama Hammer. What a freaking clown.
Weasel Will Return My Calls! No.
Morris Bart. His face is atrocious. I want to punch it repeatedly with an axe handle, but somebody beat me to it.
Dean Waite. He sucks.
He only goes for the big bucks
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The title/pay day loan commercials are 2nd only to the ambulance chasers.
Make America Great Again- free us of this scourge.
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That dude resembles a penis...with ears.
But it cares.
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https://youtu.be/OPKbMG50aBk
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https://youtu.be/OPKbMG50aBk
The car just blew up. That guy is dead. He ain't suing no one.
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The car just blew up. That guy is dead. He ain't suing no one.
Why in the hell is there a deer riding shotgun!?
Its the AlaBAMA HAMMER, CALL ME RIGHT NOWWW!
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Is Mike Slocumb the bastard child of Ed Orgeron?