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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on September 21, 2017, 10:36:29 AM
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Ok. I'll do the research again.
I really think this is worth discussion, particularly if we're going to be hiring a new coach at some point in the near future.
One of Malzahn's biggest problems is he does not have the breadth of experience on which to call in his role as head coach. He just doesn't have the base.
I hate to use them as an example, but let's look at across the state. When Alabama hired Saban, here was his resume:
1973–1974 Kent State (GA)
1975–1976 Kent State (LB)
1977 Syracuse (OLB)
1978–1979 West Virginia (DB)
1980–1981 Ohio State (DB)
1982 Navy (DB)
1983–1987 Michigan State (DC/DB)
1988–1989 Houston Oilers (DB)
1990 Toledo
1991–1994 Cleveland Browns (DC)
1995–1999 Michigan State
2000–2004 LSU
2005–2006 Miami Dolphins
He coached under Don James at Kent State. With Tom Coughlin at Syracuse. With Rick Trickett at WVU. Under Earl Bruce at Ohio State. With Belichick's dad at Navy. Under Perles at Michigan State. Under Jerry Glanville and with June Jones at Houston. Under Belichick and with Al Groh, Kirk Ferentz, Woody Widenhofer and Rick Venturi at Cleveland.
Would Nick Saban be "NICK SABAN!" if Alabama had hired him in 1990? No. He wasn't ready. He had to learn from success (Toledo went 9-2) and failure (Michigan State wasn't all that and his Dolphins tenure was a bust) in order to become the coach he is today.
Now lets look at Gus. His resume when hired:
1991 Hughes HS (AR) (DC)
1992–1995 Hughes HS (AR)
1996–2000 Shiloh Christian HS (AR)
2001–2005 Springdale HS (AR)
2006 Arkansas (OC/WR)
2007–2008 Tulsa (AHC/Co-OC/QB)
2009–2011 Auburn (OC/QB)
2012 Arkansas State
2013–2017 Auburn
He coached for one contentious season under Houston Fucking Nutt at Arkansas. He coached under Todd Graham and as co-OC with (are you fucking kidding me?) Herb Fucking Hand at Tulsa. Under Gene Chizik at Auburn.
:facepalm:
Where in that list has he gained the experience and insight to run a multi-million dollar Division One national power?
That's on Jay Jacobs. Period.
In another accidentally rolled back post, somebody said "a Nick Saban wouldn't come to Auburn."
I call bullshit on that.
Since 2000, Auburn's played for the SEC title four times and won three. Over that same span, Florida has three, LSU four, Georgia two and Bama the rest.
Undefeated twice since 2004, won the NC in 2010 and played for it in 2013. Other than Alabama, the only other team to play for the NC twice in the past nine years is Clemson.
We're holding our own in recruiting when our biggest rival is recruiting at an unprecedented (cheating) rate.
We've got facilities. We've got money. We've got fans.
The only thing holding us back is Jay Jacobs.
The hire of Malzahn to run our football program is incontrovertible evidence of his ineptitude. So was the hire of Chizik.
His resume wasn't much better than Malzahn's when he was hired. Neither had put in the work required to prove their qualification for the job.
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We all have ideas but would Jacob's step out of his comfort zone and go after somebody that hasn't actually worked on a staff at Auburn in the past?
I doubt he would even entertain the idea beyond stating he was going to find the best coach for AU.
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Thank you for resurrecting... It was a good discussion post. Sorry I nuked it.
I think you are 100% right, I know that at least 3 of us (yourself included) didn't think he was primetime ready. It's also the reason I didn't like Tom Herman as a hire for us (if Gus would have been axed last year). We wouldn't have won the Tom Herman battle anyways.
I also agree with you that we could get a Nick Saban, assuming one was out there. If we so inclined. The problem I still see though is Jay and also beyond Jay.
The problem is bigger than just Jacobs, unfortunately. As you have said before Auburn is its own worst enemy. We need an AD that is willing to step in and shun the power brokers to hire a coach to do his thing and stay out of the way. To work in the background supporting our athletics teams and not be a central focus like Jacobs is. The problem is that the people that do the hiring are those same people and they aren't going to hire someone like that. They want a Jacobs, a guy they can call and will give them what they want. That sticks his nose into the Football program.
Even if we were to hire the next Saban we would fuck it up.
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Thank you for resurrecting... It was a good discussion post. Sorry I nuked it.
I think you are 100% right, I know that at least 3 of us (yourself included) didn't think he was primetime ready. It's also the reason I didn't like Tom Herman as a hire for us (if Gus would have been axed last year). We wouldn't have won the Tom Herman battle anyways.
I also agree with you that we could get a Nick Saban, assuming one was out there. If we so inclined. The problem I still see though is Jay and also beyond Jay.
The problem is bigger than just Jacobs, unfortunately. As you have said before Auburn is its own worst enemy. We need an AD that is willing to step in and shun the power brokers to hire a coach to do his thing and stay out of the way. To work in the background supporting our athletics teams and not be a central focus like Jacobs is. The problem is that the people that do the hiring are those same people and they aren't going to hire someone like that. They want a Jacobs, a guy they can call and will give them what they want. That sticks his nose into the Football program.
Even if we were to hire the next Saban we would fuck it up.
Going back over those old threads in dec 12/jan 13 is hilarious. Most of us were right.
Earlon McWhorter - I'll go ahead and drop that one name now on here. Most have heard of him. But he's also Jays biggest protector. And he's let it be known recently that he still has his back. He doesn't hide it. And as you said, THIS is the issue. Moreso than Jay. He's just a pawn at the end of the day.
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This actually hurts to read when resumes are stacked against each other.
Still, wouldn't matter to me if we had not looked so inept much of last year. And 2nd half Clemson.
I wouldn't care if he had them at least competing in some of those situations.
But it's evident that Saban paid his dues and learned a lot more about leading and managing.
Like GF said, problem is some of our boosters aren't willing to be told they can't stand on the sidelines. So, a Saban type coach won't be hired. Gotta be a yes man, like Jay.
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This actually hurts to read when resumes are stacked against each other.
Still, wouldn't matter to me if we had not looked so inept much of last year. And 2nd half Clemson.
I wouldn't care if he had them at least competing in some of those situations.
But it's evident that Saban paid his dues and learned a lot more about leading and managing.
Like GF said, problem is some of our boosters aren't willing to be told they can't stand on the sidelines. So, a Saban type coach won't be hired. Gotta be a yes man, like Jay.
Does he HAVE to look like a doughy lesbian?
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Thank you for resurrecting... It was a good discussion post. Sorry I nuked it.
I think you are 100% right, I know that at least 3 of us (yourself included) didn't think he was primetime ready. It's also the reason I didn't like Tom Herman as a hire for us (if Gus would have been axed last year). We wouldn't have won the Tom Herman battle anyways.
I also agree with you that we could get a Nick Saban, assuming one was out there. If we so inclined. The problem I still see though is Jay and also beyond Jay.
The problem is bigger than just Jacobs, unfortunately. As you have said before Auburn is its own worst enemy. We need an AD that is willing to step in and shun the power brokers to hire a coach to do his thing and stay out of the way. To work in the background supporting our athletics teams and not be a central focus like Jacobs is. The problem is that the people that do the hiring are those same people and they aren't going to hire someone like that. They want a Jacobs, a guy they can call and will give them what they want. That sticks his nose into the Football program.
Even if we were to hire the next Saban we would fuck it up.
First, Malzahn was 3rd or 4th on my wish list for the very reasons listed above. When he was hired, my only thoughts were that while our offensive woes are most likely cured, I hope this guy understands you have to play defense in this league. Funny how all that has been reversed.
Second, I laugh heartily, guffaw even at anyone who says we can't land a big name coach here. K laid out the obvious reasons why. Winning tradition, support, facilities, money etc. No big time coach is out there laughing at us and saying they wouldn't consider this job. There may be reasons we're not a good fit. Like you said, we weren't going to win the Tom Herman sweepstakes even if we tried.
The last part of your post is ambivalaquental to me. Who are you saying is running the show? You say we need an AD to shun the power brokers to hire a coach and stay out of the way. What power brokers? And what happened to every hire being Jay's decision alone? Remember how I argued that Malzahn was chosen by the search committee and everyone here said absolutely not. The committee was a sham and it was Jacobs' that made that call. So is Jacobs making the decisions or is he answering to "power brokers"?
Let me address the other part and start off by saying, Jane, you ignorant slut. I am in no way defending Jay Jacobs here. But, how exactly does he stick his nose in or interfere with the football program? Has he fucked up the last two hires? If he did in fact make the calls, yes indeedy-do he did. But once Chizik and Malzahn were hired, what's he done to stick his nose in the program. Is he a schmarmy, self-centered, narcissistic acting lesbian? Yep! But is he telling Malzahn who to play, who to recruit, what to run, how to dress, what time to leave for the games, how to practice, when and where the team can take a shit?
Oh contraire mon, frere! Just the opposite. He may have hired the wrong coaches, but it can never be said that he nor the powers that be have done anything other than give Malzahn and his staff everything under the sun they could possibly need to be successful. Money, state of the art facilities, support for a coach that's clearly fucking it up etc.
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First, Malzahn was 3rd or 4th on my wish list for the very reasons listed above. When he was hired, my only thoughts were that while our offensive woes are most likely cured, I hope this guy understands you have to play defense in this league. Funny how all that has been reversed.
Second, I laugh heartily, guffaw even at anyone who says we can't land a big name coach here. K laid out the obvious reasons why. Winning tradition, support, facilities, money etc. No big time coach is out there laughing at us and saying they wouldn't consider this job. There may be reasons we're not a good fit. Like you said, we weren't going to win the Tom Herman sweepstakes even if we tried.
The last part of your post is ambivalaquental to me. Who are you saying is running the show? You say we need an AD to shun the power brokers to hire a coach and stay out of the way. What power brokers? And what happened to every hire being Jay's decision alone? Remember how I argued that Malzahn was chosen by the search committee and everyone here said absolutely not. The committee was a sham and it was Jacobs' that made that call. So is Jacobs making the decisions or is he answering to "power brokers"?
Let me address the other part and start off by saying, Jane, you ignorant slut. I am in no way defending Jay Jacobs here. But, how exactly does he stick his nose in or interfere with the football program? Has he fucked up the last two hires? If he did in fact make the calls, yes indeedy-do he did. But once Chizik and Malzahn were hired, what's he done to stick his nose in the program. Is he a schmarmy, self-centered, narcissistic acting lesbian? Yep! But is he telling Malzahn who to play, who to recruit, what to run, how to dress, what time to leave for the games, how to practice, when and where the team can take a shit?
Oh contraire mon, frere! Just the opposite. He may have hired the wrong coaches, but it can never be said that he nor the powers that be have done anything other than give Malzahn and his staff everything under the sun they could possibly need to be successful. Money, state of the art facilities, support for a coach that's clearly fucking it up etc.
Do you actually think anyone here made it past the second paragraph?
Not that it wasn't good writing. It wasn't. It's just boring, like most of your stuff.
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Do you actually think anyone here made it past the second paragraph?
Not that it wasn't good writing. It wasn't. It's just boring, like most of your stuff.
I'll admit, it's no "Wheels on the Bus".
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I'll admit, it's no "Wheels on the Bus".
I still can't believe you managed to come up with that one.
Speaking of:
The day in the life of an Auburn fan, Auburn fan, Auburn fan
The day in the life of an Auburn fan...wonderin' what went wrong?
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The other problem becomes who do you go after?
You have hot shot names like PJ Fleck, Chad Morris, Brent Venables
Fleck and Morris have HC experience but IMO are still wet behind the ears in that department. Venables has no HC experience. None of these are any more experienced than Gus was IMO.
You have the experienced guys that will be everyone's new coach next year in Chip Kelly, Bob Stoops, Les Miles....Jon Gruden
Kelly to me would be ok. I have concerns about the type of offense he runs. I do think he is a my way or the highway (Saban type) coach. He has the experience built Oregon from nothing.
Unlike Snags I think Stoops is done coaching, I suppose I could be wrong. This is a whole lot of meh either way to me, He could never win the big game.
Les Miles, while I think he is a great head coach and certainly light years above what we have, there are still concerns of offensive development.
I was kidding on Gruden.
Honest truth I think the only one we might have a shot at would be Miles and I don't think he would be good for our long term future.
Guys that I would have on my short list to contact... Justin Fuente, Bryan Harsin, Chris Creighton or perhaps an NFL Coordinator like a Josh McDaniels ( I have no idea if he would be interested in being a HC in College.)
- Fuente is HC at Virgina Tech, he is 41 years old and has been a HC for 6 years (HCR:39-27), currently making 3.5 at VT. The challenge here would be would leaving the ACC for the SEC be more tempting. Is Auburn a better job? Realistically, probably not when you consider what he has to do to win in the ACC vs the SEC West. Plus VT is a lot easier on their coaches than Auburn would be. Money does talk though and obviously recruiting and facilities are better. Tough call.
- Harsin is HC at Boise State, he is 40 years old and has been HC for 5 years (HCR:40-15), currently making 1.6 at Boise. Is Auburn a better job? Solid yes here. However, Harsin is a BSU Alum born and raised in Boise. Would he want to see a new challenge? He has an outstanding record at Boise, and has coached under Chris Peterson and Mack Brown. Solid Pedigree here.
- Chris Creighton is HC at E. Michigan, he is 48 years old and has been a HC for 21 years (HCR:151-73), currently making 525k at E. Michigan. He's a bit of a dark horse here. Obviously, has the most coaching experience out of the other three guys. However, most of the coaching was at very small schools. Drake, Wabash, Ottawa. Is Auburn the better job? Most Assuredly YES! He has consistently won at every stop. Including currently turning around a directional school going 2-10, 1-11 to 7-6 and 2-0 for the start of this year. It's not a spicy name but an intriguing one.
- Insert NFL Coordinator: Personally, I like Josh McDaniels, he works under arguably the GOAT HC in the NFL Belichick. He has 2 years of NFL HC experience going 11-17 with the Denver Broncos. He was originally hired by Belichick (in 2001) worked as OC and QB coach from 2006-2008 left for the HC job at Denver and was brought back as OC and QB coach under Belichick in 2012. I have no idea how much he makes. Is Auburn the better job? Again no idea here, I don't even know if he would want to coach in college.
My #1 with a bullet would be Gary Patterson.
Head Coach TCU
Age: 57 years old
HC for 17 years
Salary: 4.8 Million
HCR:151-54
Supposedly rumored to have interviewed for the job before Malzahn. I don't care if he came in half nekkid with a frog on his head, how you could choose Malzahn over him is mind-boggling. Patterson has built recruited, re-recruited the TCU program into what it is. Out of the 17 years he has been there he has had 3 losing seasons. Is Auburn the better job? Unlike Justin Fuente at VT I have to think yes. Yes TCU has grown exponentially since being in the Big 12, but, they are still the dormat to Oklahoma and Texas as far as notability. With Auburn's resources I would think that Patterson would do an even better job for our program.
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First, Malzahn was 3rd or 4th on my wish list for the very reasons listed above. When he was hired, my only thoughts were that while our offensive woes are most likely cured, I hope this guy understands you have to play defense in this league. Funny how all that has been reversed.
Second, I laugh heartily, guffaw even at anyone who says we can't land a big name coach here. K laid out the obvious reasons why. Winning tradition, support, facilities, money etc. No big time coach is out there laughing at us and saying they wouldn't consider this job. There may be reasons we're not a good fit. Like you said, we weren't going to win the Tom Herman sweepstakes even if we tried.
The last part of your post is ambivalaquental to me. Who are you saying is running the show? You say we need an AD to shun the power brokers to hire a coach and stay out of the way. What power brokers? And what happened to every hire being Jay's decision alone? Remember how I argued that Malzahn was chosen by the search committee and everyone here said absolutely not. The committee was a sham and it was Jacobs' that made that call. So is Jacobs making the decisions or is he answering to "power brokers"?
Let me address the other part and start off by saying, Jane, you ignorant slut. I am in no way defending Jay Jacobs here. But, how exactly does he stick his nose in or interfere with the football program? Has he fucked up the last two hires? If he did in fact make the calls, yes indeedy-do he did. But once Chizik and Malzahn were hired, what's he done to stick his nose in the program. Is he a schmarmy, self-centered, narcissistic acting lesbian? Yep! But is he telling Malzahn who to play, who to recruit, what to run, how to dress, what time to leave for the games, how to practice, when and where the team can take a shit?
Oh contraire mon, frere! Just the opposite. He may have hired the wrong coaches, but it can never be said that he nor the powers that be have done anything other than give Malzahn and his staff everything under the sun they could possibly need to be successful. Money, state of the art facilities, support for a coach that's clearly fucking it up etc.
I think Jacobs is the main problem, yes but, I also think there are other factors in the PTB that run things in the background. I don't think it is as bad as it used to be, but I still think it's there.
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Its a quandary for sure.
Do yo want an offensive head coach, or a defensive head coach?
Steele is an excellent D coach, but would he be a good head coach. And could he hire the right OC? Is it his time?
If you get a Chip Kelly, can he hire the right DC. As we know, you got to have a D to win it all. (Although 2013 almost disproved that)
Every time we hire an offensive minded coach, it takes us a while to build a defense.
But now we have the world renown offensive guru and cannot score?
WTH is going on?
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Through my super secret insider contacts, I have gotten word that Gus will be left behind in Columbia, since it's so close to Arkansas anyway. I will be taking over as Head Coach on Sunday morning. If any of you fuckers have any good plays you want to send me, you can just fuck off.
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Petrino first choice. Malzahn second but only because I felt Chizik interfered. Wrong.
Several out there. Gundy has Stoops out if the way.
My choice Kyle Whittingham (Utah) seems to be a Morman of sorts. And of course John Madden refuses to fly. Lombardi isn't interested.
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I do NOT want Steele for a hc. Just watch the D go ti shit if it happens.
Go after Chip Kelly. That's the first call to be made regardless of the answer. We beat him and he knows we are located in Alabama.
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GF may not be much at maintaining a server but he's right about Gary Patterson.
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GF may not be much at maintaining a server but he's right about Gary Patterson.
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GF may not be much at maintaining a server but he's right about Gary Patterson.
Love Patterson but he should be in position to vie with Gundy, GH's guy. Both seem to be dug in but worth a real bid for their services.
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I want somebody who's a man. I want somebody who's 40.
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I want somebody who's a man. I want somebody who's 40.
Somebody with a glorious mullet?
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I've always liked Gary Patterson. I think he'd do well at Auburn.
Chip Kelley? He's already going to be coaching at A&M, Tennessee, Florida, LSU and Arkansas. He won't have time.
Bob Stoops? Will also be coaching at Tennessee. Super secret doobie doo sources indicate he's already moved there. Or at least drove through the state once.
Bobby Petrino? No thank you. That motorcycle has sailed. We could have had him when we hired Malzahn, but Jacobs instead chose to piss in his cheerios and preach to him. If he came it would just be to laugh as he ruined the place.
Les Miles? Are you not entertained? That would be about all we'd get out of him. He might coach somewhere else but the boy's blood is as purple as it gets now. I can't envision him ever being in a situation where he had to compete legitimately with the Bayous. I don't want somebody whose heart isn't in it unless they're an assassin. He's not.
PJ On Fleek? Hosin Sauce? I don't know these people.
Justin Fuentes? Didn't you see what we did to Rodriguez when he was gonna be at Alabama? We built the wall. No foreigners.
Mason at Vandy? Uhhh, I couldn't look at him. Plus the Vandy-to-a-bigger-school thing hardly ever works out.
Dan Merlins? I will stab somebody in the throat. I don't want his kind. Ever.
My choice if I could pick?
Mike Gundy.
He's won twice as many games as he's lost (yes, I know that equals 8-4) but he's done it at OK State which isn't exactly New York City.
Five of the last seven years his teams have won at least 10 games.
Seven of the last nine, they've won at least nine.
The worst year he's had since 2005 is 7-6.
Larry Fedora, a pretty decent coach, learned under him as OC.
Dana Holgerson and Todd Moncken also coached under him.
He worked under Les Miles.
He's 50 years old, makes 3.7 and has to live in Oklahoma. He's also a man.
Biggest drawbacks?
He's home. Played for OSU, has only coached outside Oklahoma for four total years. One at Baylor and three at Maryland.
The mullet.
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What about Houston Markham, Jr.?
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What about Houston Markham, Jr.?
He recovered a fumble against Alabama in like 1997. How does that make him a good coach?
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He recovered a fumble against Alabama in like 1997. How does that make him a good coach?
For Jay, that's all the qualification he needs. Hell, he might even be over qualified.
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For Jay, that's all the qualification he needs. Hell, he might even be over qualified.
He didn't even recover it, now that I think about it. Forced the fumble.
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He didn't even recover it, now that I think about it. Forced the fumble.
Doesn't. Even. Matter.
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The problem is that there aren't any more seasoned candidates willing to move around. It's a problem every team faces nowadays. The quick trigger firings as everyone attempts to out-Saban Saban only compounds the problem.
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My choice if I could pick?
Mike Gundy.
He's won twice as many games as he's lost (yes, I know that equals 8-4) but he's done it at OK State which isn't exactly New York City.
Five of the last seven years his teams have won at least 10 games.
Seven of the last nine, they've won at least nine.
The worst year he's had since 2005 is 7-6.
Larry Fedora, a pretty decent coach, learned under him as OC.
Dana Holgerson and Todd Moncken also coached under him.
He worked under Les Miles.
He's 50 years old, makes 3.7 and has to live in Oklahoma. He's also a man.
Biggest drawbacks?
He's home. Played for OSU, has only coached outside Oklahoma for four total years. One at Baylor and three at Maryland.
The mullet.
Honestly, I think I would take any of the names mentioned over our current prick. However, to discuss Gundy.
My concern with Gundy is lack of any defense what-so-ever.
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Honestly, I think I would take any of the names mentioned over our current prick. However, to discuss Gundy.
My concern with Gundy is lack of any defense what-so-ever.
2010.
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The problem is that there aren't any more seasoned candidates willing to move around. It's a problem every team faces nowadays. The quick trigger firings as everyone attempts to out-Saban Saban only compounds the problem.
Sarkisian is the Falcon's OC. He's a damn good coach, drinks but also WINS everywhere he goes.
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Sarkisian is the Falcon's OC. He's a damn good coach, drinks but also WINS everywhere he goes.
Poor Sean White. Peeked a year too early!
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Sarkisian is the Falcon's OC. He's a damn good coach, drinks but also WINS everywhere he goes.
He's 46-35 at Washington and 1 & 5/12ths seasons at USC.
Very intriguing selection there, jmar. At least worth a second look see.
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He's 46-35 at Washington and 1 & 5/12ths seasons at USC.
Very intriguing selection there, jmar. At least worth a second look see.
His past will disqualify him.
Plus, who wants Nick's sloppy seconds?
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He's 46-35 at Washington and 1 & 5/12ths seasons at USC.
Very intriguing selection there, jmar. At least worth a second look see.
Nobody can figure Haden but he was hired at USC on his past record and having re built Washington into what it has become now. Same goes for Belotti Oregon and what Chip inherited. Alvarez to Biliemaetc.
Not sold on the guy just know football people really speak highly of him.
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His past will disqualify him.
Plus, who wants Nick's sloppy seconds?
Let's see, off the top of my head:
Auburn X 2
Georgia
Florida
Texas
Houston
Colorado State
Florida Atlantic
Atlanta Falcons
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Let's see, off the top of my head:
Auburn X 2
Georgia
Florida
Texas
Houston
Colorado State
Florida Atlantic
Atlanta Falcons
The little dictators underlings might become good coaches but they sure start slow.
And unlike others I don't count Muschamp and Jimbo as underlings.
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WTF we ain't gonna upgrade. We are stuvk with this 7-5 wizzard.
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If more of you had been truly supportive of Gus and applied the creed to your life, we wouldn't be in this mess.
We'd be contenders.
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I've always liked Gary Patterson. I think he'd do well at Auburn.
Chip Kelley? He's already going to be coaching at A&M, Tennessee, Florida, LSU and Arkansas. He won't have time.
Bob Stoops? Will also be coaching at Tennessee. Super secret doobie doo sources indicate he's already moved there. Or at least drove through the state once.
Bobby Petrino? No thank you. That motorcycle has sailed. We could have had him when we hired Malzahn, but Jacobs instead chose to piss in his cheerios and preach to him. If he came it would just be to laugh as he ruined the place.
Les Miles? Are you not entertained? That would be about all we'd get out of him. He might coach somewhere else but the boy's blood is as purple as it gets now. I can't envision him ever being in a situation where he had to compete legitimately with the Bayous. I don't want somebody whose heart isn't in it unless they're an assassin. He's not.
PJ On Fleek? Hosin Sauce? I don't know these people.
Justin Fuentes? Didn't you see what we did to Rodriguez when he was gonna be at Alabama? We built the wall. No foreigners.
Mason at Vandy? Uhhh, I couldn't look at him. Plus the Vandy-to-a-bigger-school thing hardly ever works out.
Dan Merlins? I will stab somebody in the throat. I don't want his kind. Ever.
My choice if I could pick?
Mike Gundy.
He's won twice as many games as he's lost (yes, I know that equals 8-4) but he's done it at OK State which isn't exactly New York City.
Five of the last seven years his teams have won at least 10 games.
Seven of the last nine, they've won at least nine.
The worst year he's had since 2005 is 7-6.
Larry Fedora, a pretty decent coach, learned under him as OC.
Dana Holgerson and Todd Moncken also coached under him.
He worked under Les Miles.
He's 50 years old, makes 3.7 and has to live in Oklahoma. He's also a man.
Biggest drawbacks?
He's home. Played for OSU, has only coached outside Oklahoma for four total years. One at Baylor and three at Maryland.
The mullet.
Another drawback - T Boone
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Another drawback - T Boone
I prefer a ribeye or New York strip.
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I prefer a ribeye or New York strip.
I agree flavor-wise. But we have a place here that just cuts the most consistent filets and I can't recall the last time, in 15-20 years, that we've been dissatisfied with a piece of meat from "The Cellar". Bacon wrapped. Dusted in Sid's Sure Shot. A little Welly's Steak Salt and on to the hot coals. Cut it with a buttah knife.
I'm hungry.
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I prefer a ribeye or New York strip.
This might well be our hope but we probably get hamburger steak with gravy and onions and pay quadruple for it.
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This might well be our hope but we probably get hamburger steak with gravy and onions and pay quadruple for it.
Ok that was solid jmar. You are getting better. Dallas give you some tips?
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Feelings on Al Borgess?
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Feelings on Al Borgess?
He seems nice, I don't really know him.
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He seems nice, I don't really know him.
He likes long walks and enjoys sunsets, so he can't be all that bad
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Feelings on Al Borgess?
I liked him in McHale's Navy. Not so much in the Towering Inferno...too panicky.
Don't trust panicky people or anyone walking around with their hands in their pockets.
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Feelings on Al Borgess?
I gotta like anybody that can rock the Hawaiian shirt
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I gotta like anybody that can rock the Hawaiian shirt
Can I interest you in a vintage Charlie Weiss?
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I gotta like anybody that can rock the Hawaiian shirt
Dilly... Dilly...
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I liked him in McHale's Navy. Not so much in the Towering Inferno...too panicky.
Don't trust panicky people or anyone walking around with their hands in their pockets.
I saw him in an episode of Wagon Train the other night. The Story of Earl Packer. He was young then.
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I saw him in an episode of Wagon Train the other night. The Story of Earl Packer. He was young then.
Did you know the cat that played Gill Favor? He was a friend of the family. Forget his real name but by all indications he was a helluva guy.
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Did you know the cat that played Gill Favor? He was a friend of the family. Forget his real name but by all indications he was a helluva guy.
He probably didn't know him.
But, he knew Earl's pecker very well.
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He probably didn't know him.
But, he knew Earl's pecker very well.
And I thought we taught you people to read!