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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on September 14, 2017, 12:22:54 PM
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Season starts with hope
Offensive failure sinks us
Gus has lied again
Stidham for Heisman
Who is calling these damn plays?
Sorry Jeremy
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Suck suck suck suck suck
Suck suck suck suck suck suck suck
Suck suck suck suck suck
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Suck suck suck suck suck
Suck suck suck suck suck suck suck
Suck suck suck suck suck
Large buy out paid.
:bs:
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Malzahn or Jacobs,
Who will be the first to go?
Either way, we suck.
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Two yards up the gut
Fifty yard pass incomplete
This is our playbook
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Fuck coach Gus malzahn
Fuck Gus malzahn in the ass
Fuck coach Gus again
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Offense shits the bed
Six months of practice wasted
Bring back Gene Chizik
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Chip will run his offense
Chip will call the plays
Chip will go to the booth
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All I do is win
Win win win no matter what
Maybe fucking not
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Chip will run his offense
Chip will call the plays
Chip will go to the booth
Dude...a haiku has one rule.
One. Fucking. Rule.
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I will call the plays
I will let my OC call
No, I will call them
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Dude...a haiku has one rule.
One. Fucking. Rule.
Talk to Emma
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Dude...a haiku has one rule.
One. Fucking. Rule.
"Haiku" is a traditional form of Japanese poetry. 1.) Haiku poems consist of 3 lines. 2.) The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables 3.) and the middle line has 7 syllables. The lines rarely rhyme."
Oh nay nay. It has three. fucking. rules. And that's 2 too many for me to remember.
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"Haiku" is a traditional form of Japanese poetry. 1.) Haiku poems consist of 3 lines. 2.) The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables 3.) and the middle line has 7 syllables. The lines rarely rhyme."
Oh nay nay. It has three. fucking. rules. And that's 2 too many for me to remember.
Snags said fuck it and pulled a 7-5-6 on us.
Rebel. I'm telling Judy. And Emma.
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Snags said fudge it and pulled a 7-5-6 on us.
Rebel. I'm telling Judy. And Emma.
He should spend that 35 bucks on poem writing lessons.
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He should spend that 35 bucks on poem writing lessons.
I will squeeze your left trapezius muscle VERY hard. Do you know how bad that hurts when someone really digs their fingers under the trap? I brought Evan Figglemeister to his knees in the 6th grade and I didn't even have to squeeze that hard. You just think about that for a while.
Let that be a warning to the rest of you too.
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I will squeeze your left trapezius muscle VERY hard. Do you know how bad that hurts when someone really digs their fingers under the trap? I brought Evan Figglemeister to his knees in the 6th grade and I didn't even have to squeeze that hard. You just think about that for a while.
Let that be a warning to the rest of you too.
Trap squeezing has replaced cutting a bitch. Times they are a changin.
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Trap squeezing has replaced cutting a bitch. Times they are a changin.
I've become well-versed in pressure points. Just as effective and much less blood.
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Nuts? I do not own.
God damn it, I really care
Cut a bitch, I shall
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It will get better
This is what Gus promises
Do not believe him
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Yes I got them back
They are under my Johnson
So suck on Deeeeeeeeeeeeez Nutts
#haikumicdrop
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:charles: :charles: :charles:
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Lindsey to the booth
This will solve all the problems
Fuck it, fooled again
Calling from the field
Or the booth may be better
Tony Franklin laughs
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Beat up on the scrubs
Lose the games that matter most
This is what Gus brings
Broken in 14
Gus has never been the same
His mojo is gone
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First year Gus :aubie:
Later we learn :pwnd:
Now we know :facepalm:
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We need a head coach
Get your hands off my hooker
We don't want Hugh Freeze
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Jeremy Johnson
Sean White and Jarrett Stidham
All broken by Gus
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Tommy Tuberville
Haul me out in a pine box
Vamos con dios
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Play quarterback at
Auburn University
Where dreams go to die.
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Sidebar
How many of you count on your fingers when creating these?
Im impressed with the contributions to this. Good work all around.
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Play quarterback at
Auburn University
Where dreams go to die.
Quarterback talent
Malzahn can't develop it
The list is growing
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Gus Bus
HUNH
Dumpster Fire
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2013 great
2014 and on bad
fire gus this season
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Sidebar
How many of you count on your fingers when creating these?
Im impressed with the contributions to this. Good work all around.
Haiku was not known
Thought was Jap porn
Much disappointment.
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Sidebar
How many of you count on your fingers when creating these?
Im impressed with the contributions to this. Good work all around.
Completely disagree.
This thread sucks donkey penis.
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Sidebar
How many of you count on your fingers when creating these?
Im impressed with the contributions to this. Good work all around.
Guilty.
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Completely disagree.
This thread sucks donkey penis.
That's because you suck
Nobody fucking likes you
Go eat a giant dick
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Guilty.
He runs off old men
When they come to tigers x
We can't have nice things
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He counts on his toes
Rather known for drunk posting
Octoberfest brew
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Jmar shame some mofos
When it come to hi ku n
Bitch keep yo head down!
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I'm miserable
My team can't score any points
Unless it's field goals
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That's because you suck
Nobody fucking likes you
Go eat a giant dick
Pigs in a blanket
We fry 'em up like bacon
Now you like haiku?
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Pigs in a blanket
We fry 'em up like bacon
Now you like haiku?
You need to respect
Our friends in public service
They could save your life
Or fuck your entire world, flip a coin
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You need to respect
Our friends in public service
They could save your life
Or fuck your entire world, flip a coin
You are a racist
I can tell you are a nerd
Go suck a cop cock
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You are a racist
I can tell you are a nerd
Go suck a cop cock
You sir suck the cock
It pleases you to no end
Good to the last drop
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Yeah you need to quit.
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The X is simple
Movie Quotes? Well, we're waiting.
Simp knocked up his wife.
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The X is simple
Movie Quotes? Well, we're waiting.
Simp knocked up his wife.
Your friends? Keep them close
Keep your enemies closer
Movie quotes I got
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Doorbell ring
Pizza man
Not on my face.
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dallaswareagle
please stop with the haikus now
you sir cannot count
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dallaswareagle
please stop with the haikus now
you sir cannot count
^^Winner.
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Math is hard for him
Choice between school and mustang
He'll choose the keen car
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Math is hard for him
Choice between school and mustang
He'll choose the keen car
Lay off my boy Dallas
His wife does have big titties
Buzz goes "Nom Nom Nom"
Damn it, I can't count either. But the haiku still stands.
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"No doubt about it"
Gus swears we will get better
He is full of shit
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Buzz goes "Nom Nom Nom"
This is the greatest thing ever posted on this board.
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dallaswareagle
please stop with the haikus now
you sir cannot count
The haiku hates him
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJ8o5KqX0AAtQ4S.jpg)
Look at the fuck hole
He makes me want to smash things
Smarmy goober fuck
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Didn't we drop the atom bomb on the Germans in Pearl Harbor so we didn't have to assimilate with their foreign bullshit?
The hell is the world coming to?
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Sean White gets wobbly
Picked up for public intox
I think I'll join him
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Math is hard for him
Choice between school and mustang
He'll choose the keen car
Chizad school of math
That is where he attended
Numbers skills not keen