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The Library => Broun Hall => Topic started by: Kaos on August 11, 2017, 04:52:15 PM

Title: Riverdale
Post by: Kaos on August 11, 2017, 04:52:15 PM: Oh dear lord.

Is this really a thing?

A modernized version of a 75-year old comic. Terrible, terrible, terrible stuff.

All black Josie and the Pussycats (and ugly too). Veronica's mom humping Archie's dad. Betty's mom and dad killing some kid.

For fuck's sake.
Title: Re: Riverdale
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 11, 2017, 05:01:58 PM: Is Jughead a meth dealer?
Title: Re: Riverdale
Post by: AUJarhead on August 11, 2017, 10:19:04 PM: Archie is not fucking Mr. Weatherbee!
Title: Re: Riverdale
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 11, 2017, 10:24:25 PM: Quote from: AUJarhead on August 11, 2017, 10:19:04 PM
Archie is not fucking Mr. Weatherbee!

Weatherbee always came across as a little easy. I think Archie could throw a few flirtatious remarks his way and he'd bend over his desk for old Arch in a heartbeat.
Title: Re: Riverdale
Post by: Kaos on August 11, 2017, 10:47:21 PM: Quote from: AUJarhead on August 11, 2017, 10:19:04 PM
Archie is not fucking Mr. Weatherbee!

Nope. But in the one I saw, he was hammering Mrs Grundy.

And Jughead is a Zach or Cody. One of those insufferable brats.

It's terrible.
Title: Re: Riverdale
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 11, 2017, 10:52:49 PM: Quote from: Kaos on August 11, 2017, 10:47:21 PM
Nope. But in the one I saw, he was hammering Mrs Grundy.

And Jughead is a Zach or Cody. One of those insufferable brats.

It's terrible.

I think I'm a little turned on. In the lunch room? After school let out?
Title: Re: Riverdale
Post by: The Six on August 13, 2017, 09:21:57 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 11, 2017, 10:52:49 PM
I think I'm a little turned on. In the lunch room? After school let out?

Music class. Archie is a wannabe Ed Sheeren in this version. Veronica is hot. It's mostly stupid.
Title: Re: Riverdale
Post by: Saniflush on August 15, 2017, 11:02:17 AM: Quote from: AUJarhead on August 11, 2017, 10:19:04 PM
Archie is not fucking Mr. Weatherbee!

Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hatâ€¦he was the king of queen Archie's world.

(I got your six)
Title: Re: Riverdale
Post by: Godfather on August 15, 2017, 11:35:41 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on August 15, 2017, 11:02:17 AM
Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hatâ€¦he was the king of queen Archie's world.

(I got your six)

See that man over there? He the Devil! Never take your eye off the man.