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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: wesfau2 on March 27, 2017, 08:47:00 PM
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Just curious about our collective genesis. What was your first job, car and sexual experience? Qualify em if you feel you must:
Dishwasher at Indian Bayou Country Club
'87 BMW 325
A. Harbin...junior year she actually pursued me and took my flower.
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Cutting grass
'89 Chevy S10
JDW are...were her initials. Downtown in her apt. in Flotown. College love and heartbreak all in one.
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Bus boy at the Pell City Steakhouse my freshman year of high school. Always had coin in my pocket.
Lisa ____ was my first. She was my friend's girlfriend. He was too interested in his car and ignored her. I paid her some attention and she rewarded me with some trim. Garry and I do not speak to this day. I need to send him a bottle of hooch because that was a real dick move on my part.
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Bagging groceries a couple of weeks after i turned 16 at the local grocery store (no longer in business). The old man made me. Glad he did.
86 ford ranger - pos but it was mine. I had such little faith in it, that when i took it off to college, i walked or rode bike everywhere i could in auburn rather than drive.
couple of weeks before prom with the girl i took to prom - had to get some seat time before the big night. First major experience with a true feeling of "blue balls" which was ok since it didn't last long - she was good.
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Trailways Bus station (terrible job), 1965 Mustang, very little.
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Bus boy at the Pell City Steakhouse my freshman year of high school. Always had coin in my pocket.
Lisa ____ was my first. She was my friend's girlfriend. He was too interested in his car and ignored her. I paid her some attention and she rewarded me with some trim. Garry and I do not speak to this day. I need to send him a bottle of hooch because that was a real dick move on my part.
Who the fuck knew we had Rick Motherfucking Springfield on the board?!?!
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Trailways Bus station (terrible job), 1965 Mustang, very little.
Man, that first job sucking dick at the bus station warped you...dramatically.
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Man, that first job sucking dick at the bus station warped you...dramatically.
Actually, it was sniffing farts out of bus seats.
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Who the fuck knew we had Rick Motherfucking Springfield on the board?!?!
He didn't say it was Jessie's girl.
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General construction fetcher the summer I turned 15. Spent the first week carrying two bundles of shingles at a time up 110 stairs. The second week carrying the same bundles up a rickety aluminum ladder to the guys on the roof.
1985 Firebird Formula. Looked like Tarzan, drove like Jane. It had a racing tires and air shocks, but only a 305 under the hood with a 2-barrel carb. Looked good at the redlights, but bad getting blown away by almost every other car.
Jennifer ___________, my senior year of High School. She came over one day after school. After a few minutes watching TV, she disappeared for a minute. Called me back to the bedroom and was laying on my bed completely naked. Best 15 seconds of my life to that point.
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General construction fetcher the summer I turned 15. Spent the first week carrying two bundles of shingles at a time up 110 stairs. The second week carrying the same bundles up a rickety aluminum ladder to the guys on the roof.
1985 Firebird Formula. Looked like Tarzan, drove like Jane. It had a racing tires and air shocks, but only a 305 under the hood with a 2-barrel carb. Looked good at the redlights, but bad getting blown away by almost every other car.
Jennifer ___________, my senior year of High School. She came over one day after school. After a few minutes watching TV, she disappeared for a minute. Called me back to the bedroom and was laying on my bed completely naked. Best 15 seconds of my life to that point.
Got Damn! Challenging Magic Motherfucking Johnson for the crown during that stretch.
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He didn't say it was Jessie's girl.
That was implied obviously.
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General construction fetcher the summer I turned 15. Spent the first week carrying two bundles of shingles at a time up 110 stairs. The second week carrying the same bundles up a rickety aluminum ladder to the guys on the roof.
1985 Firebird Formula. Looked like Tarzan, drove like Jane. It had a racing tires and air shocks, but only a 305 under the hood with a 2-barrel carb. Looked good at the redlights, but bad getting blown away by almost every other car.
Jennifer ___________, my senior year of High School. She came over one day after school. After a few minutes watching TV, she disappeared for a minute. Called me back to the bedroom and was laying on my bed completely naked. Best 15 seconds of my life to that point.
And you call that the tractor story?
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6 - beginning of summer hayfield help for the Warden. I was driving the truck for square hay bales to be thrown onto. Little did I know that my inmate status was only going to go down and I would only get one year of driving before I had to start raking the hay.
Drove farm trucks till I graduated high school and then bought a 2 door Buick Regal.
Olivia ___________, 16 in the Summer between sophomore and Junior year. Her house, her parents not home one Saturday afternoon. Best 10-15 seconds of my life to that point. Little did I know that once I put her on the road a month later I was going to hit a dry patch of no stank on the hang down for a year and a half.
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And you call that the tractor story?
She does not have toe thumbs
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Draw a disability check for ADHD
1981 Chevy truck
My sister.
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Draw a disability check for ADHD
1981 Chevy truck
My sister.
Blake Chortles
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Airline Skate Center - Started out as the guy handing out rental skates, and worked my way up to Floor Guard and Birthday Party Host, and that's when the real money started coming in.
1972 MGB
Stephanie, who later went onto become a Cheerleader at Southeastern Louisiana University (or SLU, all it needs is the T at the end). Again, greatest 15 seconds of my life.
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Draw a disability check for ADHD
1981 Chevy truck
My sister.
Boom! That just happened.
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She does not have toe thumbs
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Draw a disability check for ADHD
1981 Chevy truck
My sister.
Hope you cleared up prowler hacking your acct this morning.
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Hauling hay. Walked behind the truck throwing bales, stepping on rattlesnakes and then taking it all to the barn to unload and stack it. On the same day I started that I got a job writing sports and a weekly personality profile for the hometown newspaper. I was barely 16 and my career of never having fewer than two jobs began.
65 mustang. Drove a few of dad's terrible clunkers (68 falcon, 71 LTD, 74 olds) before I bought my own car with my own money. The mush pony. I drove it like a mad bastard. Invented drifting while Vin Diesel was still in diapers. Loved that car. Would never have sold it. Was stolen in 1987. Never saw it again.
Beth. Oh my. I was a non-descript junior. Played baseball and made good grades. She was a senior and everything. Majorette, dated the starting QB from the class ahead of her. Rich. Drove a brand new white Z28. Unlikely pair. But we had chemistry together. And there was some. We talked for hours on the phone. Started meeting at her cabin at the lake. There's a great story I don't have time to tell now. It involves nunchucks and seven fights with the QB and our expanding gangs. But I lost her. So did he. That was 35 years ago. If she called me tomorrow? I'd go where ever she was.
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There's a great story I don't have time to tell now. It involves nunchucks and seven fights with the QB and our expanding gangs. But I lost her. So did he. That was 35 years ago. If she called me tomorrow? I'd go where ever she was.
When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way!
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When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way!
I'm gonna write that story one day. It's a good one.
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16 years old Construction Runner, ran permits to the building departments.
91 Pontiac Firebird.
I married her.
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When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way!
SHARKS MUTHERFUCKA!
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I'm gonna write that story one day. It's a good one.
I too hated those Puerto Rican Sharks!
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Hauling hay. Walked behind the truck throwing bales, stepping on rattlesnakes and then taking it all to the barn to unload and stack it. On the same day I started that I got a job writing sports and a weekly personality profile for the hometown newspaper. I was barely 16 and my career of never having fewer than two jobs began.
65 mustang. Drove a few of dad's terrible clunkers (68 falcon, 71 LTD, 74 olds) before I bought my own car with my own money. The mush pony. I drove it like a mad bastard. Invented drifting while Vin Diesel was still in diapers. Loved that car. Would never have sold it. Was stolen in 1987. Never saw it again.
Beth. Oh my. I was a non-descript junior. Played baseball and made good grades. She was a senior and everything. Majorette, dated the starting QB from the class ahead of her. Rich. Drove a brand new white Z28. Unlikely pair. But we had chemistry together. And there was some. We talked for hours on the phone. Started meeting at her cabin at the lake. There's a great story I don't have time to tell now. It involves nunchucks and seven fights with the QB and our expanding gangs. But I lost her. So did he. That was 35 years ago. If she called me tomorrow? I'd go where ever she was.
Nunchuck skills. Computer hacking skills. Chicks like guys with skills.
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Hauling hay. Walked behind the truck throwing bales, stepping on rattlesnakes and then taking it all to the barn to unload and stack it. On the same day I started that I got a job writing sports and a weekly personality profile for the hometown newspaper. I was barely 16 and my career of never having fewer than two jobs began.
65 mustang. Drove a few of dad's terrible clunkers (68 falcon, 71 LTD, 74 olds) before I bought my own car with my own money. The mush pony. I drove it like a mad bastard. Invented drifting while Vin Diesel was still in diapers. Loved that car. Would never have sold it. Was stolen in 1987. Never saw it again.
Beth. Oh my. I was a non-descript junior. Played baseball and made good grades. She was a senior and everything. Majorette, dated the starting QB from the class ahead of her. Rich. Drove a brand new white Z28. Unlikely pair. But we had chemistry together. And there was some. We talked for hours on the phone. Started meeting at her cabin at the lake. There's a great story I don't have time to tell now. It involves nunchucks and seven fights with the QB and our expanding gangs. But I lost her. So did he. That was 35 years ago. If she called me tomorrow? I'd go where ever she was.
Beth...it all makes so much sense now.
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16 years old Construction Runner, ran permits to the building departments.
91 Pontiac Firebird.
I married her.
Does your wife know about this?
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Hope you cleared up prowler hacking your acct this morning.
I felt obligated to answer in that fashion.
Srsly tho....
Carrying shingles for roofers
1987 Camaro that I wish I still owned
10th grade sweetheart.
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Just curious about our collective genesis. What was your first job, car and sexual experience? Qualify em if you feel you must:
Dishwasher at Indian Bayou Country Club
'87 BMW 325
A. Harbin...junior year she actually pursued me and took my flower.
Paper Boy at 12 years old on a very keen bike.
Volkswagen, it was a beater, friends called it the grey gobbler cause it pretty much ran over everything.
14, Girl down the street who was much more knowledgeable about such things than I was. Prolly best 5.2 seconds she ever had.
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General construction fetcher the summer I turned 15. Spent the first week carrying two bundles of shingles at a time up 110 stairs. The second week carrying the same bundles up a rickety aluminum ladder to the guys on the roof.
1985 Firebird Formula. Looked like Tarzan, drove like Jane. It had a racing tires and air shocks, but only a 305 under the hood with a 2-barrel carb. Looked good at the redlights, but bad getting blown away by almost every other car.
Jennifer ___________, my senior year of High School. She came over one day after school. After a few minutes watching TV, she disappeared for a minute. Called me back to the bedroom and was laying on my bed completely naked. Best 15 seconds of my life to that point.
Got Damn! Challenging Magic Motherfucking Johnson for the crown during that stretch.
Guys I was able to contact Buzz's Mom and she sent me some video she took of Buzz as a senior on the first day of School.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZjviMmXIY8
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Knibb High Football rules!
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First work-Stocking groceries,pumping gas,changing tires at grandparents store in Sylacauga,Al. Job was busboy at Red Lobster in Montgomery. 76 Buick Le Sabre. Angie(I think) at the age of 14 in a tent on the banks of Lake Jordan in Slapout.
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Construction Laborer for my stepfather's construction company at 14 y/o.
1966 VW Bug I had painted Gold Metallic Flake.
Pamela _______ , in the backseat of same VW Bug at 16 y/o.
[The non-qualifier would be the 16 y/o babysitter who tried to have sex with me when I was 11, I couldn't get it up. Missed opportunity.]
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Who the fuck knew we had Rick Motherfucking Springfield on the board?!?!
Rick Springfield wished he could have sported a mullet as luxurious and flowing as the mane I had back in the glory days. Between it and the whale shit green Datsun B210 I drove around town it was no great surprise why I was putting up All-Star stats with the femininas.
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Rick Springfield wished he could have sported a mullet as luxurious and flowing as the mane I had back in the glory days. Between it and the whale shit green Datsun B210 I drove around town it was no great surprise why I was putting up All-Star stats with the femininas.
Cock of the walk, baby!
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Rick Springfield wished he could have sported a mullet as luxurious and flowing as the mane I had back in the glory days. Between it and the whale shit green Datsun B210 I drove around town it was no great surprise why I was putting up All-Star stats with the femininas.
This is why youre awesome chief.
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Rick Springfield wished he could have sported a mullet as luxurious and flowing as the mane I had back in the glory days. Between it and the whale shit green Datsun B210 I drove around town it was no great surprise why I was putting up All-Star stats with the femininas.
Buzz's Mullet laughs in the face of your mullet.
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Worked for my grandfather in the summers. He owned 2 drug stores and a bowling alley and my folks would take me to North Carolina in the summers when I was 14 and 15 so I could work for him. Slung hash in the drug store diners, cleaned toilets in the bowling alley. Got all the free bowling I wanted all summer though
1978 Fiat Spider Convertible (Tennis Ball Yellow)
Some chick in Panama City on my 1st night of my senior graduation trip. Got drunk and played for the 1st time ever on the same day.
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Buzz's Mullet laughs in the face of your mullet.
Eh...he's no Mike Gundy.
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Eh...he's no Mike Gundy.
That is glorious.
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Eh...he's no Mike Gundy.
Thats a MAN!
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It’s gotta be the hair, Cotton. It’s beautiful. Feathered and layered. You just don’t see it much these days.
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Bag Boy/Cashier/Stocker and temporary Floor Buffer Machine Operator at the Big Bear Grocery Store in Monkeytown. 15 at the time so I rode my Schwinn 12-speed to work after school.
1975 Chevy Nova. No air but a solid AM Radio. In fact, my Schwinn 12-speed had better AC.
A young Russian exchange student, Svetlana Rotchacokov, in the back seat of that Chevy Nova.
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Bag Boy/Cashier/Stocker and temporary Floor Buffer Machine Operator at the Big Bear Grocery Store in Monkeytown. 15 at the time so I rode my Schwinn 12-speed to work after school.
1975 Chevy Nova. No air but a solid AM Radio. In fact, my Schwinn 12-speed had better AC.
A young Russian exchange student, Svetlana Rotchacokov, in the back seat of that Chevy Nova.
Snags for the win. Busting out some Casey Kasem top 40 and welcoming immigrants to our great country. What a guy.
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Bag Boy/Cashier/Stocker and temporary Floor Buffer Machine Operator at the Big Bear Grocery Store in Monkeytown. 15 at the time so I rode my Schwinn 12-speed to work after school.
1975 Chevy Nova. No air but a solid AM Radio. In fact, my Schwinn 12-speed had better AC.
A young Russian exchange student, Svetlana Rotchacokov, in the back seat of that Chevy Nova.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10154510974468295&set=a.432158543294.218292.711703294&type=3&theater
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10154510974468295&set=a.432158543294.218292.711703294&type=3&theater
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10154510974468295&set=a.432158543294.218292.711703294&type=3&theater
Oh look she has a kid who is mentally retarded. Must take after dad.
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что ей?
Вфддфы Цфк Уфпду кгдуы
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Some things even transcend the language barrier.
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Worked at my Grandfathers moving company in the summer.
1985 GMC Jimmy
My 14th B'day when I got home from school, one of the girls on the volleyball team was at my house (my older brother was the manager for the girls volleyball team) changing. I walked in my room and she was there in her birthday suit.
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Worked at my Grandfathers moving company in the summer.
1985 GMC Jimmy
My 14th B'day when I got home from school, one of the girls on the volleyball team was at my house (my older brother was the manager for the girls volleyball team) changing. I walked in my room and she was there in her birthday suit.
Rape doesn't count.
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Rape doesn't count.
You can't rape the willing
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You can't rape the willing
Oh please, you know you resisted a little.