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Title: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Godfather on December 16, 2016, 03:51:14 PM
I only put up the first week worths.

I will add the rest later

This Saturday

UTSA vs New Mexico (Sat, 12/17/2016 - 14:00)
Houston vs San Diego St. (Sat, 12/17/2016 - 15:30)
UCF vs Arkansas St. (Sat, 12/17/2016 - 17:30)
Appalachian St. vs Toledo (Sat, 12/17/2016 - 17:30)
Southern Miss. vs La.-Lafayette (Sat, 12/17/2016 - 21:00)
Mon
Central Mich. vs Tulsa (Mon, 12/19/2016 - 14:30)
Tues.
Western Ky. vs Memphis (Tue, 12/20/2016 - 19:00)   
Wed.
BYU vs Wyoming (Wed, 12/21/2016 - 22:00)
Thurs.   
Idaho vs Colorado St. (Thu, 12/22/2016 - 19:00)   
Friday
Eastern Mich. vs Old Dominion (Fri, 12/23/2016 - 13:00)   
Navy vs Louisiana Tech (Fri, 12/23/2016 - 16:30)   
Troy vs Ohio (Fri, 12/23/2016 - 20:00)
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Godfather on December 16, 2016, 04:00:21 PM
HOLD UP that isn't gonna work
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Godfather on December 16, 2016, 04:46:50 PM
This Sat 12/17
NC. Central vs Grambling State (Sat, 12/17/2016 - 12:00)
UTSA vs New Mexico (Sat, 12/17/2016 - 14:00)   
Houston vs San Diego St. (Sat, 12/17/2016 - 15:30)
UCF vs Arkansas St. (Sat, 12/17/2016 - 17:30)
Appalachian St. vs Toledo (Sat, 12/17/2016 - 17:30)
Southern Miss. vs La.-Lafayette (Sat, 12/17/2016 - 21:00)

Mon 12/19
Central Mich. vs Tulsa (Mon, 12/19/2016 - 14:30)

Tues 12/20   
Western Ky. vs Memphis (Tue, 12/20/2016 - 19:00)   

Wed 12/21
BYU vs Wyoming (Wed, 12/21/2016 - 22:00)

Thurs 12/22
Idaho vs Colorado St. (Thu, 12/22/2016 - 19:00)   

Fri 12/23
Eastern Mich. vs Old Dominion (Fri, 12/23/2016 - 13:00)
Navy vs Louisiana Tech (Fri, 12/23/2016 - 16:30)   
Troy vs Ohio (Fri, 12/23/2016 - 20:00)   

Sat 12/24
Hawaii vs Middle Tenn. (Sat, 12/24/2016 - 20:00)

Mon 12/26   
Mississippi St. vs Miami (Ohio) (Mon, 12/26/2016 - 11:00)   
Maryland vs Boston College (Mon, 12/26/2016 - 14:30)   
North Carolina St. vs Vanderbilt (Mon, 12/26/2016 - 17:00)   

Tues 12/27
Army vs North Texas (Tue, 12/27/2016 - 12:00)
Temple vs Wake Forest (Tue, 12/27/2016 - 15:30)   
Minnesota vs Washington St. (Tue, 12/27/2016 - 19:00)   
Baylor vs Boise St. (Tue, 12/27/2016 - 22:15)

Wed 12/28   
Pittsburgh vs Northwestern (Wed, 12/28/2016 - 14:00)   
Miami (Fla.) vs West Virginia (Wed, 12/28/2016 - 17:30)
Indiana vs Utah (Wed, 12/28/2016 - 20:30)   
Texas A&M vs Kansas St. (Wed, 12/28/2016 - 21:00)

Thurs 12/29
South Carolina vs South Fla. (Thu, 12/29/2016 - 14:00)
Arkansas vs Virginia Tech (Thu, 12/29/2016 - 17:30)
Oklahoma St. vs Colorado (Thu, 12/29/2016 - 21:00)   

Friday 12/30
Georgia vs TCU (Fri, 12/30/2016 - 12:00)
Stanford vs North Carolina (Fri, 12/30/2016 - 13:00)
Nebraska vs Tennessee (Fri, 12/30/2016 - 15:30)
Air Force vs South Ala. (Fri, 12/30/2016 - 17:30)
Florida St. vs Michigan (Fri, 12/30/2016 - 20:00)

Sat 12/31
Louisville vs LSU (Sat, 12/31/2016 - 11:00)
Georgia Tech vs Kentucky (Sat, 12/31/2016 - 11:00)
Playoff - Alabama vs Washington (Sat, 12/31/2016 - 15:00)
Playoff - Clemson vs Ohio St. (Sat, 12/31/2016 - 19:00)

Mon 1/2
Florida vs Iowa (Mon, 01/02/2017 - 13:00)
Western Mich. vs Wisconsin (Mon, 01/02/2017 - 13:00)
Penn St. vs Southern California (Mon, 01/02/2017 - 17:00)
Auburn vs Oklahoma (Mon, 01/02/2017 - 20:30)

Championship Game 1/9
TBA vs TBA (Mon, 01/09/2017 - 20:30)
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: chinook on December 16, 2016, 06:14:12 PM
HOLD UP that isn't gonna work

you're welcome.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 16, 2016, 11:15:08 PM
Grambling State 37
New Mexico 28   
Houston 17
UCF 26
Toledo 4
Southern Miss. 23
Tulsa 38   
Western Ky. 21
BYU 25
Colorado St. 40
Old Dominion 14
Louisiana Tech 22   
Troy 16
Hawaii 1   
Mississippi St. 39   
Maryland 2   
North Carolina St. 18
Army 34
Temple 36   
Washington St. 32   
Boise St. 29   
Pittsburgh 20   
Miami 9
Utah 30   
Texas A&M 7
South Fla. 35
Virginia Tech 27
Colorado 10
Georgia 6
Stanford 12
Tennessee 11
Air Force 33
Michigan 24
LSU 13
Georgia Tech 15
Alabama 41
Ohio St. 8
Florida 3
Wisconsin 31
Southern California 19
Auburn 5

Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: chinook on December 17, 2016, 10:33:43 AM
Grambling State 37
New Mexico 28   
Houston 17
UCF 26
Toledo 4
Southern Miss. 23
Tulsa 38   
Western Ky. 21
BYU 25
Colorado St. 40
Old Dominion 14
Louisiana Tech 22   
Troy 16
Hawaii 1   
Mississippi St. 39   
Maryland 2   
North Carolina St. 18
Army 34
Temple 36   
Washington St. 32   
Boise St. 29   
Pittsburgh 20   
Miami 9
Utah 30   
Texas A&M 7
South Fla. 35
Virginia Tech 27
Colorado 10
Georgia 6
Stanford 12
Tennessee 11
Air Force 33
Michigan 24
LSU 13
Georgia Tech 15
Alabama 41
Ohio St. 8
Florida 3
Wisconsin 31
Southern California 19
Auburn 5

doesn't not get format.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: CCTAU on December 17, 2016, 11:18:58 PM
Grambling State 37
New Mexico 28   
Houston 17
UCF 26
Toledo 4
Southern Miss. 23
Tulsa 38   
Western Ky. 21
BYU 25
Colorado St. 40
Old Dominion 14
Louisiana Tech 22   
Troy 16
Hawaii 1   
Mississippi St. 39   
Maryland 2   
North Carolina St. 18
Army 34
Temple 36   
Washington St. 32   
Boise St. 29   
Pittsburgh 20   
Miami 9
Utah 30   
Texas A&M 7
South Fla. 35
Virginia Tech 27
Colorado 10
Georgia 6
Stanford 12
Tennessee 11
Air Force 33
Michigan 24
LSU 13
Georgia Tech 15
Alabama 41
Ohio St. 8
Florida 3
Wisconsin 31
Southern California 19
Auburn 5


In the spirit of Christmas, disqualified, he is!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: jmar on December 18, 2016, 01:25:23 AM
I'm out. Didn't realize it was post time.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Jumbo on December 18, 2016, 01:56:06 AM
This bowl pickem' is bullshit
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: CCTAU on December 18, 2016, 12:49:36 PM
I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 18, 2016, 01:01:57 PM
doesn't not get format.

Doesn't not have a linky.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 18, 2016, 01:04:24 PM
Attention Houston, UCF and Toledo.  Please pucker up big and kiss my entire ass.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 28, 2016, 10:46:02 PM
My bowl season is pretty much shot.  Just kicking back and enjoying.  Texas A&M is getting big boy'd by Big 12 opponent, Kansas State.  KSU looks like a bunch of fast, skrong badasses and A&M looks like they wish they were home sucking each other off.

Now...let me make an observation and axe a question.  What the hell is the hype over Myles Garrett?  Look, I get that he's fast and athletic.  He makes some really great plays from time to time.  But tell me one time in any big game that he's ever been a factor in any way, shape or form.  The "experts" are talking like he's a top 3 pick.  Seriously?  Based on what?  The guy is one dimensional.  You pass a lot and don't have a good tackle....he's going to get his.  If you run at him, he's horrible.

He's listed at 6'5" 270.  Bullshit!  That guy is not 240. I may be totally wrong and he becomes All-Pro the next 10 years.  More power to him.  But his hype is way over the top for someone who disappears in every single big game.  Hell, last year Auburn decided to run right at him and I don't recall him making a tackle.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 28, 2016, 11:45:57 PM
Yep.  KSU gets down to the 3 yard line.  They don't even disguise it.  Bunch it up tight and QB sneak 2 plays in a row.  They Big Boy'd A&M and Myles Over-fucking-rated-Garrett.  I picked TA&M so I hope they win, but this is embarrassing for the SEC.  A&M is getting pushed around on both sides of the ball. By a bad team.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: CCTAU on December 29, 2016, 12:45:32 AM
I don't think I've seen one game.
Hopefully over the next few days, I can get back into It.


I'm still gonna win though!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: djsimp on December 29, 2016, 02:36:57 PM
South Carolina has no real answer for South Florida. The Gamecocks scored one but at this rate the Bulls will hang 40+.

 :boom:
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 29, 2016, 02:42:28 PM
South Carolina has no real answer for South Florida. The Gamecocks scored one but at this rate the Bulls will hang 40+.

 :boom:

If USF wins, maybe I'll get one right.  Jeeberz, I'm getting smoked.  I'm 2-5 in the last 7 games. 
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: djsimp on December 29, 2016, 03:09:03 PM
If USF wins, maybe I'll get one right.  Jeeberz, I'm getting smoked.  I'm 2-5 in the last 7 games.

I haven't done much better.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 29, 2016, 05:07:01 PM
South Carolina has no real answer for South Florida. The Gamecocks scored one but at this rate the Bulls will hang 40+.

 :boom:
My how things have changed since your post.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: djsimp on December 29, 2016, 05:22:43 PM
My how things have changed since your post.

The only thing that changed is that SC started scoring too. Nice comeback to get it into OT.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 29, 2016, 09:13:39 PM
I picked VTech and happy for the win.  But dayummm.  Bulemia's bunch was up 24-0 at the half and lost 35-24.  If that fat sumbitch isn't on the hot seat after some of their fails this season, then expectations just aren't very high in Hogville.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 29, 2016, 09:14:33 PM
The all you can eat buffets must want him out sharpish too.  You eat vegetable!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 29, 2016, 09:52:21 PM
Just scanned the Woopig game thread.  Here was my favorite 2nd half post.


"God fucking shit ass fuck!"
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Saniflush on December 30, 2016, 07:05:02 AM
Just scanned the Woopig game thread.  Here was my favorite 2nd half post.


"God fucking shit ass fuck!"

He's not the best color man in the business for nothing.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: GH2001 on December 30, 2016, 08:16:00 AM
Just scanned the Woopig game thread.  Here was my favorite 2nd half post.


"God fucking shit ass fuck!"

It looked like their game against Missouri. Seemingly in control and the wheels completely fall off.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 30, 2016, 09:00:17 AM
It looked like their game against Missouri. Seemingly in control and the wheels completely fall off.

Well, the wheels may have fallen off but at least it wasn't the front.


https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 30, 2016, 09:55:04 AM
Well, a wave hit it.  One in a million.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 30, 2016, 10:14:37 AM
Well, a wave hit it.  One in a million.

Well, I was thinking more about the other ones.  The ones that the front doesn't fall off.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: djsimp on December 30, 2016, 10:40:47 AM
5 bowl games today with two SEC teams, UGA and the Vols, and one being the Orange Bowl. Right now I think the SEC is 1-3.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: djsimp on December 30, 2016, 01:31:14 PM
Decent game going on b/w UGA and TCU.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: GH2001 on December 30, 2016, 04:03:53 PM
Decent game going on b/w UGA and TCU.

Ga. I hate fuckin Ga.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 30, 2016, 04:16:38 PM
Ga. I hate fuckin Ga.

^^He speaks for all of us^^
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 31, 2016, 04:20:18 PM
The Tahd up 17-7 at half.  Not much of a game.  Joe Tessitore is having a hard time doing play by play with all that Bama cock in his suck hole.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 31, 2016, 04:21:57 PM
The Tahd up 17-7 at half.  Not much of a game.  Joe Tessitore is having a hard time doing play by play with all that Bama cock in his suck hole.

Don't know who their LG is, but he has held since the opening drive for them. 
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 31, 2016, 06:15:59 PM
Don't know who their LG is, but he has held since the opening drive for them.

These were Big 10 refs.  They actually threw a butt load of flags on Bama, including 2 holds in the time I was watching.  Obviously, they didn't get the memo that their families could be in grave danger for daring to drop laundry on Saban's bunch.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: GH2001 on December 31, 2016, 08:07:55 PM
These were Big 10 refs.  They actually threw a butt load of flags on Bama, including 2 holds in the time I was watching.  Obviously, they didn't get the memo that their families could be in grave danger for daring to drop laundry on Saban's bunch.

Penalties were 9-2 last time I looked I think. But it weighed heavy in washingtons favor.

Game went about like I Thought it would. Washington gives it their best shot for a quarter. Blows their load. Bama starts subbing. Wears Washington down pretty well going into half. Puts dagger in the 3rd and salts it away. Ssdd.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 31, 2016, 10:23:43 PM
Clemson looked damn good.  If Bama plays anything like they did today, Clemson will beat that ass.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: CCTAU on January 01, 2017, 10:29:49 AM
Clemson looked damn good.  If Bama plays anything like they did today, Clemson will beat that ass.


Doesn't matter. As AU fans, we all lose!


Bammer or a bamturd will win!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 01, 2017, 04:35:12 PM
I'm rooting for the stadium swallowing earthquake
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Jumbo on January 01, 2017, 06:41:01 PM
Bama is the only game I've hit this bowl season
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: djsimp on January 02, 2017, 11:42:29 PM
Well Auburn, this is the first time I have turned you off for a football game for the first time I can remember.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: The Prowler on January 03, 2017, 12:17:07 AM
Well Auburn, this is the first time I have turned you off for a football game for the first time I can remember.
Yup...looked great with scripted plays (1st drive), then  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: GH2001 on January 03, 2017, 10:48:37 AM
Well Auburn, this is the first time I have turned you off for a football game for the first time I can remember.

Same here. Not worth staying up that late on a work night to see such a shit sandwich and inept coaching.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Jumbo on January 03, 2017, 11:23:43 AM
So who won?
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: GH2001 on January 03, 2017, 02:44:17 PM
So who won?

Tiger walk. And aubie. Aubie always wins.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 03, 2017, 02:53:48 PM
So who won?
Joe Mixon.  He hit the holes like they were a white girl.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Jumbo on January 03, 2017, 02:55:40 PM
Joe Mixon.  He hit the holes like they were a white girl.
I run bingo like a nosebleed.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: CCTAU on January 19, 2017, 10:24:12 AM
When do we tally the ho so I can win my comeback prize?
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Jumbo on January 19, 2017, 09:44:36 PM
Might have the same firm as the OC search committee.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 19, 2017, 10:23:25 PM
Might have the same firm as the OC search committee.
Congratulations to Herb Hand on the BFTC win!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: GH2001 on January 20, 2017, 07:53:22 AM
When do we tally the ho so I can win my comeback prize?

there were bowl picks? Damn. I need to get mine in!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: CCTAU on January 20, 2017, 07:55:34 AM
there were bowl picks? Damn. I need to get mine in!

Well TBH "picks" may not be the best term to use...
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 20, 2017, 09:21:40 AM
Just go ahead and call the 3-peat.  I really don't need the whiskey, but your continued adulation and recognition of my wondrous prognosticationability does give me  the warm and fuzzies.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: GH2001 on January 20, 2017, 09:31:49 AM
Just go ahead and call the 3-peat.  I really don't need the whiskey, but your continued adulation and recognition of my wondrous prognosticationability does give me  the warm and fuzzies.

I'm thinking you were the only one who actually picked all the bowls.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: CCTAU on January 21, 2017, 12:08:26 PM
I'm thinking you were the only one who actually picked all the bowls.


No. I did also. I just picked all of the wrong winners!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Jumbo on January 21, 2017, 01:42:45 PM
I'm hoping the new friends won't delay the announcement of the winner one minute more.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Jumbo on February 03, 2017, 08:10:42 AM
I need results!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Godfather on February 03, 2017, 09:18:26 AM
I need results!
You want answers!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: AUJarhead on February 03, 2017, 09:21:56 AM
You want answers!

I want the truth!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 03, 2017, 09:30:35 AM
I want the truth!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Jumbo on February 03, 2017, 07:53:45 PM
Bowl results?
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 03, 2017, 08:21:17 PM
Bowl results?

Uh huh.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: GH2001 on February 03, 2017, 08:50:11 PM
There were bowl games?

Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: AUJarhead on February 03, 2017, 09:09:03 PM
Bowl results?

You know it's one of us who won. If it were a new friend, that shit would have been posted weeks ago.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 04, 2017, 12:07:23 AM
It's okay to take a little longer.  I've been trying to work in a little more humble verbage to my 3-peat speech. It's very hard to do.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: CCTAU on February 16, 2017, 02:38:56 PM
Alright. This is the 97th day I have gone out there and the totals are not there. Just take a few glassfulls out of my winnings and get this done!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: CCTAU on March 01, 2017, 09:27:13 AM
Just checked.

Still no tally, whacker!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 01, 2017, 09:40:05 AM
Congrats!  You can use either restroom now.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 01, 2017, 09:45:10 AM
Just checked.

Still no tally, whacker!

I think it's terrible what they do to you guys.  They make you believe that you're better than you really are.
Then they pull the rug out from under you.  The cruelest thing that they can give guys like you.....is hope.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: CCTAU on March 01, 2017, 11:13:27 AM
Its all about the comma...
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Jumbo on March 11, 2017, 04:49:40 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 11, 2017, 05:13:16 PM
:facepalm:

Post of the day.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Godfather on March 13, 2017, 10:54:56 AM
(http://pixel.nymag.com/content/dam/slideshows/2014/08/caddyshack-quiz/waiting.gif)
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Jumbo on March 14, 2017, 03:04:42 PM
Come help me bus tables.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 14, 2017, 03:49:01 PM
Come help me bus tables.


Jumbo, I'm having a party this weekend. How would you like to come over and mow my lawn?
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 14, 2017, 03:56:16 PM
Come help me bus tables.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 14, 2017, 04:12:29 PM
Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the colored boy who went to heaven?
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: AUJarhead on March 14, 2017, 04:53:04 PM
Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: The Six on March 14, 2017, 07:49:05 PM
I'm going to put it right on the line. There's been a lot of complaints already. Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass, poor caddying. If you guys want to get fired. If you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Jumbo on March 14, 2017, 11:25:37 PM
I bet your were something before electricity.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Godfather on March 15, 2017, 01:46:18 PM
I bet your were something before electricity.
You pick up that blood.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 15, 2017, 02:04:05 PM
You pick up that blood.

I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato salad...
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: GH2001 on March 15, 2017, 02:19:31 PM
I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato salad...

Ok so not to interrupt yalls little movie quote hijack orgy but now I'm just fuckin hungry thanks to this post. Thanks jackass.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 15, 2017, 02:25:00 PM
Ok so not to interrupt yalls little movie quote hijack orgy but now I'm just fuckin hungry thanks to this post. Thanks jackass.

Well then, I can appropriately answer my own post and yours at the same time.

You'll get nothing and like it!!!
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Jumbo on March 16, 2017, 01:01:55 PM
This thread is better than dreary old Manhattan.
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Jumbo on April 06, 2017, 01:29:09 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Battle for the Crown (BOWL GAMES)!!!
Post by: Godfather on April 06, 2017, 01:32:56 PM
:facepalm:
What?