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Title: Teddy doesn't like the Dildos
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on April 13, 2016, 11:24:34 AM: http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/04/ted-cruz-dildo-ban-sex-devices-texas
Title: Re: Teddy doesn't like the Dildos
Post by: bottomfeeder on April 13, 2016, 12:56:26 PM: Fuck that Cuban.
Title: Re: Teddy doesn't like the Dildos
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 13, 2016, 12:59:47 PM: Quote from: bottomfeeder on April 13, 2016, 12:56:26 PM
Fuck that Cuban.

I don't think he would like that either. :gig:
Title: Re: Teddy doesn't like the Dildos
Post by: GH2001 on April 13, 2016, 01:00:28 PM: What straight guy does??
Title: Re: Teddy doesn't like the Dildos
Post by: bottomfeeder on April 13, 2016, 06:20:22 PM: Well, I can't see his ability to like anyone else if he can't like himself. Dweb.
Title: Re: Teddy doesn't like the Dildos
Post by: GH2001 on April 13, 2016, 10:53:56 PM: Quote from: bottomfeeder on April 13, 2016, 06:20:22 PM
Well, I can't see his ability to like anyone else if he can't like himself. Dweb.

:huh:
Title: Re: Teddy doesn't like the Dildos
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2016, 11:07:14 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on April 13, 2016, 10:53:56 PM
:huh:

Shut up. You're being a dweb.
Title: Re: Teddy doesn't like the Dildos
Post by: GH2001 on April 13, 2016, 11:09:19 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2016, 11:07:14 PM
Shut up. You're being a dweb.

How are you gonna like your constituents if you can't like yourself enough to put a rubber pecker in your ass? Riddle me that one smart guy.
Title: Re: Teddy doesn't like the Dildos
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2016, 11:24:39 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on April 13, 2016, 11:09:19 PM
How are you gonna like your constituents if you can't like yourself enough to put a rubber pecker in your ass? Riddle me that one smart guy.

Oh please, there's not a night that goes by that I don't stuff a huge pe....pepper...bell pepper with ground beef and mushrooms and put it on the grill.
Title: Re: Teddy doesn't like the Dildos
Post by: bottomfeeder on April 14, 2016, 12:13:13 AM: Quote from: GH2001 on April 13, 2016, 10:53:56 PM
:huh:

He's a dildo. He's also very much into puppy, monkey, baby.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/90/e8/80/90e880c8b9130357ef9b8153cbb01142.jpg)
Title: Re: Teddy doesn't like the Dildos
Post by: War Eagle!!! on April 14, 2016, 08:51:58 AM: Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on April 13, 2016, 11:24:34 AM
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/04/ted-cruz-dildo-ban-sex-devices-texas

As a republican, we believe in small government...wait...
Title: Re: Teddy doesn't like the Dildos
Post by: wesfau2 on April 14, 2016, 09:07:27 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 13, 2016, 11:24:39 PM
Oh please, there's not a night that goes by that I don't stuff a huge pe....pepper...bell pepper with ground beef and mushrooms and put it on the grill.

Apropos of nothing really, this line made me think of RDJ in Natural Born Killers. As the prison is rioting around him, Wayne Gale calls his lover and proclaims, "I'm coming home to shove a hot pepper up your ass!"

Carry on.
Title: Re: Teddy doesn't like the Dildos
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 14, 2016, 10:47:08 AM: First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out - because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out - because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out - because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for the dildos, and I did not speak out - because I did not own a dildo.

Then they came for me - and there was no one left to speak for me.
Title: Re: Teddy doesn't like the Dildos
Post by: GH2001 on April 14, 2016, 01:15:36 PM: Quote from: War Eagle!!! on April 14, 2016, 08:51:58 AM
As a republican, we believe in small government...wait...

Agree. But bigger fish to fry at moment. And I'll admit I don't know the whole story or context of it out there. Also seems unenforceable. Like Santorum and cuchinellis ban on blowjobs.
Title: Re: Teddy doesn't like the Dildos
Post by: Kaos on April 14, 2016, 03:06:14 PM: Teddy may not like them but I bet blondie dimples does.