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Title: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 05, 2016, 09:41:27 AM
That young lady Fox6 has doing the morning traffic report has captured my heart. She has a set of milkers that just start my day off right.

Clare Huddleston has been relegated to #2 on my list.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 05, 2016, 10:11:46 AM
Those really were worth the expense, you are correct.  I am still a big fan of Vanessa Araiza myself though.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Jumbo on April 05, 2016, 11:17:46 AM
That young lady Fox6 has doing the morning traffic report has captured my heart. She has a set of milkers that just start my day off right.

Clare Huddleston has been relegated to #2 on my list.
Pictures please....
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 05, 2016, 11:20:40 AM
Those really were worth the expense, you are correct.  I am still a big fan of Vanessa Araiza myself though.
That light purple top she had on this morning really made them pop.

It is wrong of me to wish for interstate stoppages just to keep her on camera a little longer?

Vanessa is top shelf, too! An added bonus for her is that she's the only one of the three that isn't a bammer.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Saniflush on April 05, 2016, 11:22:43 AM
WTF?  Can you people not take direction?  Jumbo commanded you to make it rain.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 05, 2016, 11:25:17 AM
Pictures please....
A little work has been done under the hood since this photo was taken. Either that, or Victoria's Secret has a great line of support bras.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 05, 2016, 11:26:23 AM
Here's Clare.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 05, 2016, 01:49:49 PM
Here's Buzz's gal, Vanessa Araiza.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 05, 2016, 01:54:52 PM
Here's Buzz's gal, Vanessa Araiza.
I'd do that. Even though she does look part white.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 05, 2016, 02:10:47 PM
I'd do that. Even though she does look part white.
Che'll cut cho for saying dat, mang!
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: chinook on April 05, 2016, 02:32:16 PM
too much crimson.  no thanks.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 05, 2016, 02:43:35 PM
It's rolling baby!
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 05, 2016, 02:53:20 PM
Here's Buzz's gal, Vanessa Araiza.

I have more reason to love her than just her time on the teevees...she's such a beast at the Zumbas that she gives me a reason to stay on the elliptical much longer than normal on the days she's in the class next door at the gym.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 05, 2016, 03:19:40 PM
I have more reason to love her than just her time on the teevees...she's such a beast at the Zumbas that she gives me a reason to stay on the elliptical much longer than normal on the days she's in the class next door at the gym.
Yoga pants and all?
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 05, 2016, 03:33:04 PM
Yoga pants and all?

One of God's greatest inventions.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 05, 2016, 03:39:08 PM
Yoga pants and all?

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Kd2FbgpyL._SY300_.jpg)
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 05, 2016, 03:43:56 PM
One of God's greatest inventions.
Under the right conditions, a resounding YES!

However, there is an increase in the number of chunkies squeezing into these things and waddling out into public. In this case, they go from Yoga Pants to Yogi Pants because it looks like a bear is wearing them.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 05, 2016, 04:19:41 PM
Under the right conditions, a resounding YES!

However, there is an increase in the number of chunkies squeezing into these things and waddling out into public. In this case, they go from Yoga Pants to Yogi Pants because it looks like a bear is wearing them.

True...true.  Like a busted can of biscuits.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 05, 2016, 04:34:05 PM
True...true.  Like a busted can of biscuits.
Or an overstuffed sausage casing.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: AUTiger1 on April 05, 2016, 04:45:56 PM
Under the right conditions, a resounding YES!

However, there is an increase in the number of chunkies squeezing into these things and waddling out into public. In this case, they go from Yoga Pants to Yogi Pants because it looks like a bear is wearing them.

Lead's to a lot of moose knuckle sightings. 
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 05, 2016, 05:07:02 PM
Lead's to a lot of moose knuckle sightings.
(http://redefinedmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Screen-Shot-2014-08-20-at-2.23.36-PM-251x300.png)
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 05, 2016, 05:24:36 PM
(http://redefinedmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Screen-Shot-2014-08-20-at-2.23.36-PM-251x300.png)

That's hawt!
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: chinook on April 05, 2016, 06:35:24 PM
your pants say yoga but your ass says taco bell.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: The Six on April 05, 2016, 06:44:32 PM
Birmingham sucks and so does every thing about it. Fuck the 'Ham right in its stupid gaping asshole.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: War Eagle!!! on April 05, 2016, 07:36:44 PM
Birmingham sucks and so does every thing about it. Fuck the 'Ham right in its stupid gaping asshole.

You are becoming my least favorite poster on the x...and that is saying something since we have a dude here that tries to pimp out his wife in every other thread.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: The Six on April 05, 2016, 08:04:34 PM
You are becoming my least favorite poster on the x...and that is saying something since we have a dude here that tries to pimp out his wife in every other thread.

You'll never be as hard on me as much as I am; I assure you. It's okay if you don't like me. I'm just done being pissed on and told to enjoy the rain. Even I have my limits. It makes me sick to know that and see it come out, but it happens. So if my slinging back bothers you, apologies, but it makes no difference. I'm not responsible for what you decide to think of someone you've never met who is just trying to have a little fun on a message board.

But Birmingham does suck; it is scientifically provable.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Kaos on April 05, 2016, 08:50:24 PM
You'll never be as hard on me as much as I am; I assure you. It's okay if you don't like me. I'm just done being pissed on and told to enjoy the rain. Even I have my limits. It makes me sick to know that and see it come out, but it happens. So if my slinging back bothers you, apologies, but it makes no difference. I'm not responsible for what you decide to think of someone you've never met who is just trying to have a little fun on a message board.

But Birmingham does suck; it is scientifically provable.

^
Lacks levity.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 05, 2016, 09:21:50 PM
(http://redefinedmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Screen-Shot-2014-08-20-at-2.23.36-PM-251x300.png)
I imagine the sound hitting this makes is strikingly similar to that of driving around on a flat tire.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 05, 2016, 09:52:51 PM
I would like to wear yoga pants or some of those synthetic bicycle britches, as they look nice. But I just have no idea what I'd do with my dick.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: chinook on April 05, 2016, 10:08:01 PM
I would like to wear yoga pants or some of those synthetic bicycle britches, as they look nice. But I just have no idea what I'd do with my dick.

in snaggle's mouth? 
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Jumbo on April 06, 2016, 12:24:59 AM
I love Birmingham, Boobs & yoga pants.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 06, 2016, 08:06:36 AM
in snaggle's mouth?
Dude. This is no place to discuss my personal and sexual life.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 06, 2016, 08:34:40 AM
I love Birmingham, Boobs & yoga pants.

And twins
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 06, 2016, 10:06:50 AM
in snaggle's mouth?

I have never, ever gone past a hand job and some light spooning. I'm not gay, you know.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 06, 2016, 11:04:52 AM
You are becoming my least favorite poster on the x...and that is saying something since we have a dude here that tries to pimp out his wife in every other thread.

Or he could be just a Hugh jackass with no sense of humor. Oh wait, we have one of those already.  :fu:
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 07, 2016, 09:49:10 AM
"Admire my yabbos!"
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Kaos on April 07, 2016, 09:55:24 AM
This is Birmingham TV

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cd/ef/3d/cdef3d5068526c0156256cdc4bd8c4b2.jpg)

Joe Langston, Bill Bolen, Tom York and the hot and classy Pat Gray. 

TV worth watching. 
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 07, 2016, 10:04:44 AM
This is Birmingham TV

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cd/ef/3d/cdef3d5068526c0156256cdc4bd8c4b2.jpg)

Joe Langston, Bill Bolen, Tom York and the hot and classy Pat Gray. 

TV worth watching.
I've never listened to a word Megan Hayes has ever spoken. When she comes on the screen, my world is transformed into the Phoebe Cates pool scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: AUJarhead on April 07, 2016, 10:22:45 AM
You are becoming my least favorite poster on the x...and that is saying something since we have a dude here that tries to pimp out his wife in every other thread.

Don't forget the dumbass.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 07, 2016, 10:43:26 AM
Don't forget the dumbass.

Hey, I resemble that remark.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 07, 2016, 12:16:28 PM
"Admire my yabbos!"
Does she usually lie down on the set?
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 07, 2016, 01:28:26 PM
Does she usually lie down on the set?
Crooked men own crooked phones.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 07, 2016, 02:41:03 PM
Does she usually lie down on the set?

Only on PCT's set.  He gets 4 channels.  Sometimes 5 if the aluminum foil is sitting just right on the rabbit ears.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 07, 2016, 02:44:36 PM
Only on PCT's set.  He gets 4 channels.  Sometimes 5 if the aluminum foil is sitting just right on the rabbit ears.

And its a bitch to change channels.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/tv-with-pliers1_zpst3y66cag.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/tv-with-pliers1_zpst3y66cag.jpg.html) 
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 07, 2016, 02:47:54 PM
And its a bitch to change channels.

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/tv-with-pliers1_zpst3y66cag.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/tv-with-pliers1_zpst3y66cag.jpg.html)
That's the only reason I had kids.
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 07, 2016, 02:55:32 PM
Only on PCT's set.  He gets 4 channels.  Sometimes 5 if the aluminum foil is sitting just right on the rabbit ears.
Foil? I should be so lucky! I run straight up coat hanger. If I point the hook to the west and we're under a high pressure weather system*, I can get 5. CBS still comes in a little snowy though.

(*High pressure weather systems create "trapping layers" in the lowest levels of the atmosphere. Within these layers, electromagnetic waves can travel great distances when transmitted near the earth's surface, provided the signal isn't strong enough to punch out of the layer.)
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 07, 2016, 02:58:49 PM
Foil? I should be so lucky! I run straight up coat hanger. If I point the hook to the west and we're under a high pressure weather system*, I can get 5. CBS still comes in a little snowy though.

(*High pressure weather systems create "trapping layers" in the lowest levels of the atmosphere. Within these layers, electromagnetic waves can travel great distances when transmitted near the earth's surface, provided the signal isn't strong enough to punch out of the layer.)


I was told when joining this board that there would not be any learning?
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 07, 2016, 03:06:25 PM

I was told when joining this board that there would not be any learning?
Tune in tomorrow to find out what sub-refractive and super-refractive layers are and their effects on radio wave propagation.

(and also to see what revealing blouse Megan wears)
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: dallaswareagle on April 07, 2016, 03:46:20 PM
Tune in tomorrow to find out what sub-refractive and super-refractive layers are and their effects on radio wave propagation.

(and also to see what revealing blouse Megan wears)


Mayb had I stayied in sckool lunger I could aford to make aDAY this yeer. 
Title: Re: Birmingham TV market
Post by: DnATL on April 08, 2016, 07:09:35 PM
I imagine the sound hitting this makes is strikingly similar to that of driving around on a flat tire.
Or like a boot in mud, only wetter